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I'm sitting in work, talking to a friend about our weekends. I tell him about the Barf Bowl, a time-honored tradition that my friends and I partake in the weekend before every Super Bowl. It basically consists of us going out to a huge dinner and eating as much as possible, then coming back to campus and consuming staggering amounts of alcohol, and then stumbling up to the turf field for a football game. We score things normally, but every time someone on your team barfs, you lose 7 points.
The game took place this Friday even though it was raining and wet turf is treacherous when you've been drinking. We played for about 4 hours, and my teams' iron stomachs led us to victory. I didn't get home til 7am, and had to get up at 10, and my body has been pretty much destroyed since. Muscles hurt that I didn't even know I had.
Anyway, I'm relaying all this information to my friend this morning, unaware that my boss was standing directly behind me. Apparently, he showed up just in time to hear me say, "Bottom line: never get drunk and physical with 9 guys in the rain. I haven't been able to walk right since."
It was one of those movie moments where you realize your boss is behind you just by the look on your coworker's face. I didn't even turn around. I just stood up and left the room, without ever facing my boss.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274  10
02/06/2006 11:09 AM
Jesus Christ, How many times do I need to propose?
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/06/2006 11:16 AM
The man is in the window, the man is in the window.
-Easy Rider
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Scorpion 4,080 9
02/06/2006 11:16 AM
You'd have known those muscles were there if you weren't dating an Asian man.
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4 votes
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Briham is looking for his shadow 38,843 10
02/06/2006 11:24 AM
You're dating an Asian? You got the yellow fever? *Slicks back hair* You know, I've got a little asian in me. Would you like a little asian in you?
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10 votes
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Bankey 70,843 10
02/06/2006 11:29 AM
That's nothing a little coathanger won't solve.
Just stop using the plastic ones.
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5 votes
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/06/2006 11:31 AM
Erika is the best storyteller.
Can I have bed time stories, Erika?
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/06/2006 11:40 AM
Darrin, I've been playing that angle for far too long.
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/06/2006 11:41 AM
If you help me HAT, you can watch her tell me stories...
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4 votes
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/06/2006 11:44 AM
Um, by bedtime stories I meant naked pillow fights.
My bad.
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4 votes
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Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/06/2006 11:51 AM
Well then Darrin, I'll tell you what I tell everyone:
Naked pillow fights are every 3rd Wednesday of the month. It's BYOP (bring your own pillow), and no down-pillows are accepted. They chafe my breasticles.
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/06/2006 11:52 AM
<action>marks every third Wednesday with a big red heart on her Far Side calendar</action>
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Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/06/2006 12:04 PM
One of the highlights of the game was when the quarterback from the other team recieved a particularly hard hit. Even though he was shaken up he said he was fine to play and got back on the line. As his team started running, he went to throw the ball but promptly vomited on it.
He threw it anyway.
The guy who caught it had his first, and by far most disgusting, reception of the game.
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4 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/06/2006 12:17 PM
We have an incomplete digestion on the play, 3rd down and 9 to go.
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Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/06/2006 08:32 PM
Bottom line: never get drunk and physical with 9 guys in the rain. I haven't been able to walk right since.
How would that work? Like what quadruple penetration?
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hairy stool 1,370 9
02/06/2006 08:36 PM
No, double tag teams. I can picture it now...
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Humphrey 51,764 12
02/06/2006 08:49 PM
As his team started running, he went to throw the ball but promptly vomited on it.
Did you call foul ball?
Disclaimer - I may have the wrong sport.
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