abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/08/2006 06:38 PM

banning me

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/08/2006 06:41 PM

You know, If you didn't shoplift plus size granny panties and 4L jugs of Amzoil, We wouldn't have banned you from the mall.



Normal people come here to do a variety of things, However most of them fall under the category of "Sensible Human Behavior".



Hope that answers your question, Frostbag.

abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/08/2006 06:44 PM

How did you know I Frost bags??



And for your information I am NOT a normal human...







I'm alien. Extraterrestrial.

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
02/08/2006 06:47 PM

"However most of them fall under the category of "Sensible Human Behavior"."



When did this happen?

And Nathyn Bobjohnson will kill you.

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 7
02/08/2006 06:47 PM

I'm alien. Extraterrestrial.



I'm sorry, but that position has been filled by the awesome Mr. BobJohnson.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 06:48 PM

Hi Christine. You smell nice. I bet bee's follow you.

abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/08/2006 06:49 PM

BobJohnson aint got Shakespeare on me.





Word to yo mutha!



I'm Dick James BITCH!!!

abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/08/2006 06:50 PM

I'm a hump bumper. Can't be stopped!

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 7
02/08/2006 06:53 PM

Hey Humphrey. It's winter. The bees are sleeping.

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/08/2006 06:53 PM

Nathyn your back?



Dammit, next time I better make sure locks are secure.

abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/08/2006 06:55 PM

Tell Johny boy that.



I'm done now. Goodbye.

Briham is looking for his shadow 38,843 10
02/08/2006 06:56 PM

I think you'd fit in more here, Nathyn.

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 7
02/08/2006 06:58 PM

Tell Johny boy that



At least Johnny got the hint, Emerson.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 06:59 PM

Hey Humphrey. It's winter. The bees are sleeping.



It's winter in Victoria?

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 7
02/08/2006 07:00 PM

I'm in Italy, remember?

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/08/2006 07:01 PM

<action>to Humphrey</action>I shall duel you for the lady.

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 07:02 PM

My mission is to find Durand-Durand.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/08/2006 07:02 PM

He even started a thread called "Poe."





Threads on topics, that the poster knows absolutely nothing about, are ruining GAB.

abcdefghijklmnathyn 0 0
02/08/2006 07:03 PM

I HAVE a Poe clit eating chin.



I know more than you bitch.







SO SUCK MY LABIA!!!

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 7
02/08/2006 07:04 PM

Nathyn's a CHICK?



Why, why?

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/08/2006 07:07 PM

Great now he has an excuse to be bitchy once a month.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
02/08/2006 07:07 PM

My mission is to find Durand-Durand.



To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake!

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 07:12 PM

<action>Pulls out his banjo</action>



Danga lang, lang, lang, lang, lang, lang, lang....







Danga lang, lang, lang....

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 07:14 PM

Demo, you're the only one old enough to know that.



Me - I'm just stupid. And I like Jane Fonda.



But not as she is now!



Although I'd still hit it.



Now I'm just rambling.

Millie 116,988 28
02/08/2006 07:17 PM

With everything in italics, I'm getting confused.

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/08/2006 07:18 PM

What Millie?

I thought you loved this Shakespeare.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 07:27 PM

Which reminds me of a story.



Burt Reynolds stayed at a friends lodge in NZ a few years back while he was in NZ filming something-or-other. Our friends asked him about the duelling banjos scene in Deliverance. Here is what he said -



Initially they wanted the little retarded kid to pretend to play the banjo and they would just edit in the music at a later date. However, the retarded kid, being retarded, wouldn't toe the line so the director had the little retarded kids hands tied behind his back. Then a top-notch banjo plucker hunkered down behind the little retarded kid and slipped his arms around him in a kind of reverse-hug-the-retard manoeuvre and proceeded to play the banjo. The kicker is that the little retarded kid, being retarded, happily sat there and let the banjo plucker play his tunes while he happily looked around in his retarded way.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 07:41 PM

Come on people. There's 9 'retarded's' in that there post!!

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 07:44 PM

Yes, but I referenced obscure pop-culture. That's like +6 against your retards.

Shawn Roy 302 8
02/08/2006 07:50 PM

Nathan takes the not funny award from Phuc.

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
02/08/2006 07:54 PM

You realise you're a favourite for this award right?

Damoneomatrix is: The One 150 8
02/08/2006 07:57 PM

What is all this controversy around this "Nathyn" person??



I mean, you're all acting like a bunch of pussies, why is he such a problem?

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 08:16 PM

Kunta be good boy for massah.

Damoneomatrix is: The One 150 8
02/08/2006 08:17 PM

Uhh... Okay.



But explain it to me.

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 7
02/08/2006 08:19 PM

<action> gasps in horror </action>

What is all this controversy around this "Nathyn" person??



I mean, you're all acting like a bunch of pussies, why is he such a problem?



Well, maybe for the fact that he is the most ANNOYING and UNFUNNY n00b God gave life too.





















Other than JK.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/08/2006 08:21 PM

And yet you decided to make him his own thread and give him attention. That was just Frost-ing brilliant.

Damoneomatrix is: The One 150 8
02/08/2006 08:24 PM

She does have a point.



And who is this JK guy. Are they like together in this or something?

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 08:26 PM

Actually, you might like him. He's a rap-masta.







Yo.

Damoneomatrix is: The One 150 8
02/08/2006 08:32 PM

Do you have any links to his good Shakespeare? Or can you just copy and paste some of it?



I'd like to see his so called "rap-masta" skills, and if he is indeed as annoying as you say he is.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 08:33 PM

<action>Waves like a spastic</action>Hi Erika. Hows the pigtails?

Damoneomatrix is: The One 150 8
02/08/2006 08:35 PM

Forget the chick who dissed you, show me the rap Humphrey.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/08/2006 08:36 PM

The pigtails are annoyed. The only thing worse than an irritating, flooding n00b, is someone who should know better insisting on making more threads about them. IGNORE THEM. If they don't have anyone to play with, they'll just chase their own retarded tails in circles til they wear themselves out, vomit in the corner, and then crawl home with their tail between their legs.

Damoneomatrix is: The One 150 8
02/08/2006 08:38 PM

Yo, I'm not like in that class am I?



You know, the same as Nathyn and JK and other noobs?





Cuz, I'm not like that. Pigtails.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 08:43 PM

Get down girl, go'head get down.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/08/2006 08:46 PM

Yo, I'm not like in that class am I?

You know, the same as Nathyn and JK and other noobs?

Cuz, I'm not like that.



Oh yes you are. Need proof?







abcdefghijklmnathyn

2/08/2006 6:55 pm[FxETGHmM5CaYy_j5qnYGeg]



Damoneomatrix is: The One

2/08/2006 7:57 pm[FxETGHmM5CaYy_j5qnYGeg]

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 08:51 PM

My god! You're like a smelly Sherlock Holmes!

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 08:52 PM

Oohhhhhh.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 08:52 PM

THE MAILMAN HATH DELIVERED!!

DamoNathyn 0 0
02/08/2006 08:53 PM

Frost you bitch.



Damon did nothing wrong, you had no reason to delete his profile. Give it back to me, I did nothing wrong with my Damon character.



You can't accuse me of doing anything wrong with that profile. Give it back.

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2006 08:55 PM

<action>points at the retard</action>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAH



HAHAHAHA...





HA..



HAHA

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 08:59 PM

Gab: 1

Noob: crying like a mama's boy.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
02/08/2006 09:04 PM

Darn. It was such fun letting him think he was actually getting away with it.



This must be how Trelane felt.

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/08/2006 09:10 PM

Damn Demo, you're like a living pop-geek-culture encyclopedia.



It's kind of creepy.

Millie 116,988 28
02/08/2006 09:12 PM

Pfft. As if I didn't know it already.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
02/08/2006 09:13 PM

How do you think I feel. I have to live in this head!

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/08/2006 09:18 PM

I'd pay $100 for two hours in Demo's head. I bet it'd be the coolest amusement park ever...like if George Orwell and George Lucas got to remodel Disney World after taking a bunch of shrooms.