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Last dream as the alarm goes off - I am a quasi-manager of this restaurant. It's kind of like a subway but we also make and serve sushi over the counter. It's in a mall and is not open for another half hour but one counter, there are two that are perpendicular to each other at a 90 degree angle, has opened and is serving people. This counter has its on entrance into the mall and its own bathroom. I want to go to the bathroom but there are tables in the bathroom with families including women and children eating subs and sushi. I have to poo poo; which is not going to happen while those people are there. So I go behind the counter that is serving people and someone orders some sashimi and I go to cut the fish and start to cut with instead of against the grain and one of the sort of oriental employees who have a bit of tude about them like they have been there a long time snatches the order away as I obviously have no clue how to prepare the dish. "sigh" So I go to the other counter where it is more laid back and people are still setting the sandwich and raw fish fixxins up. Where it becomes once again apparent that although I am in some sort of supervisory capacity, these people know the restaurant's operation and I don't.
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02/10/2006 03:29 PM
I still have to poo poo. I go to the back of the house and there are several more of the vaguely oriental type, attitude bearing, employees doing sushi and sashimi type prep-work and it becomes apparent that the sushi and sashimi work is the sexy, prestigious work and you have to have seniority and perhaps quasi-asian ancestry to perform it. It is also apparent that these more prestigious employees have little, i.e. no respect for me, at least the front of the house more caucasian ones show a proper if somewhat patent courtesy. The alarm goes off, but I shut it off because I am curious and want to go back. I still have to poo, I go out the mall entrance to the bathroom for the counter that is not open yet and keep going in and out for one reason or another something stops me from being able to poo. Finally a women comes up to me and asks if I can do something about the fact that there is a black female employee crouching in the corner of one of the two stalls not pooing but smoking a cigarette. I dash past the line and ask the women to leave, then close the stall door free to poo at last, not caring if there is a line with a women about third place in it.
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Miss Trixxie LeMay and her manifagent TallyWacKer 65,026 15
02/10/2006 03:29 PM
The toilet disappears and there is just a bucket with a hole in it and a hole in the floor of the stall onto another floor of the mall possibly a parking garage. I poo threw both holes and splat the concrete, there is no toilet paper. I go back behind the counter and low and below - I still have to poo. The funny thing is when I did wake up I didn't have to poo till after my first cup of coffee.
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newwave 45,912 10
02/10/2006 03:29 PM
I think it means you might have gay tendencies.
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Seņor Poopypants 411 7
02/10/2006 03:30 PM
You're probably going to die.
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Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/10/2006 03:31 PM
You hate your mother.
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Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
02/10/2006 03:34 PM
I'm really concerned about the amount of fecal discussion (sic) on this board lately.
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Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
02/10/2006 03:36 PM
On a serious note I would say that it means you feel you are under appreciated in your current job - that and you had to poo.
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Ditdah 123,110 14
02/10/2006 03:36 PM
I'm worried about a grown man referring to it as 'poo.'
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/10/2006 03:40 PM
ctrl+f "nutbutter"
Phew.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/10/2006 03:41 PM
Imagine reading that without picking up on the fact that it was a dream until you went back to read it again.
Like I did.
Whew !
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Millie 116,988 28
02/10/2006 11:20 PM
I had a dream that Mr. Sir and Erika were renting rooms at my parents' house. Not the one my folks live in now, but the house in which I grew up (which had seven bedrooms). All the other bedrooms were full of people too, also renting, but I don't know who they were.
Mr. Sir was staying in my older brother's room, and Erika was in the bedroom that used to be mine and was taken over by my twin brother when my sisters went to college and my older brother and I took over the attic rooms.
For some reason, I had lost my house and had to move back in. Because all the rooms were full, I had to sleep on a cot in the basement. My mom said she was sorry, but she wasn't going to kick out paying tenants so I could have my old room back.
Erika and Mr. Sir had a big party in the room we used to call "the back room", which was kind of a den.
Analysis, anyone?
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Miss Trixxie LeMay and her manifagent TallyWacKer 65,026 15
02/13/2006 08:50 AM
anxiety of being on your own, repress sexual attraction for Mr. Sir and Erika, guilt over not visting you parents?
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Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/13/2006 09:23 AM
Whatever you do, don't get on that flight.
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