Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 04:57 PM

I'm actually pretty alright with being under you.







I only flirt because you hate it so.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 04:57 PM

The all time funniest is all that really matters.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 04:58 PM

Erika sammich.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/10/2006 05:02 PM

I hate you, HAT.



Blah, blah, same old same, you are gay, blah.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:03 PM

Hahahahahahahahasuckithahahahahaha.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:04 PM

Good thing I'm not going to post in the evening when people REALLY come in to verbally sodomize me.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/10/2006 05:04 PM

Second place is the first loser.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:05 PM

Speaking of first loser.



HEY GUYS LOOK WHO JOINED OUR THREAD!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:05 PM

So who else is bored out of their minds?



Chickens. That's who.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/10/2006 05:05 PM

zing!

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/10/2006 05:06 PM

Congrats on caring about meaningless crap!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:07 PM

The floor is really shticky in here.



When does the movie start?

Darrin 21,346 0
02/10/2006 05:08 PM

Ollie will always be my number 1.



He is 2 good

+ 2 be

______



4 gotten

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:10 PM

So this is what if missed this week?





A whole lot of nothing.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/10/2006 05:10 PM

Who's if?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:10 PM

Well, that and my typing lessons.

Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs 44,452 11
02/10/2006 05:11 PM

"My name is Sombrero, King of Kings:

Look upon my clickies, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:11 PM

Miracles Frosted turkey.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/10/2006 05:12 PM

<action>hands BIG a dead horse and last weeks newspaper</action>

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:13 PM

Something tells me Fratberry has an empty burlap sack in his hand.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:13 PM

Why Darrin, you weren't here for the Miracles and turkey mess. You just joined at the end of last year. What do you know about the dead horse?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:14 PM

HEY CMON NOW!



None of us want a Caped yet Flightless bird to come back, Right?







So lets keep the subtleties Frost-ing HILARIOUS!

Darrin 21,346 0
02/10/2006 05:15 PM

Everyone lied about you, BIG. You are definitely more than mildly retarded.



You haven't been on the board much this week, have you?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:15 PM

Hey hey hey. It is NOT burlap and it is most certainly NOT empty.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:16 PM

Well.. There's definately one cat missing. Might want to go home and take inventory.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:16 PM

You're too, I say too short Darrin. The jokes! They just keep flyin' over yo head!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:16 PM

No, I haven't been on the board. And the Caped Emu is going to return?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:17 PM

Frat, I wouldn't brag about that sack not being empty.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:17 PM

I thought Foghorn Leghorn was a Rooster.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/10/2006 05:18 PM

"So lets keep the subtleties Frost-ing HILARIOUS!



Well all righty then.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:18 PM

<action>empties his sack on entire thread</action>

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
02/10/2006 05:19 PM

Hey Hat you might be second but you've failed to recognize that I got Christines phone number last night.





Yep Thats Right!!

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:20 PM

Mr. Slinky, Christine is probably a 400 pound man with a very small penis. SCORE DUDE!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:21 PM

Have fun talking to Chris Garrett.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:21 PM

I've got Erika's phone number. It was on the bathroom wall.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:21 PM

Wicked awesome simulpost.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:22 PM

Erika, If when we make babies, I hope for them to play together as well as those posts did.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:22 PM

LOLZ BIG!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:23 PM

1-888-SEAT-PEE isn't Erika's number, dude.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:24 PM

609-HAT-SGAY

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:27 PM

If it wasn't written in menstrual blood, it wasn't her number.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:27 PM

Yeah, I don't know what it means either.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:28 PM

<action>vomits profusely</action>

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:28 PM

<action> teabags Frat from his place above him </action>

Yes I realize Clickies mean Frost all.

But hey, Look how quickly I got all of you off of your proverbial fat asses and posting.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:28 PM

Bwahahaha, no one's there to hold your hair.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/10/2006 05:28 PM

Mostly I think it means that I'm now in second place. Frostin Canuck.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/10/2006 05:29 PM

These pretzels are making me thirsty...

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:32 PM

Bwahahaha, no one's there to hold your hair.





That cut me deep, man.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:33 PM

<action> readies an "INSTAND BONER" reply to follow.. </action>



Erika, Do what I do and just shave it all.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:38 PM

[17:20] Hattakesitdeep: do you know what a gin bucket race is?

[17:21] sean_oconnor64: i am guessing its teams with straws racing to finish large amounts of the dirty,dirty gin

[17:21] Hattakesitdeep: no, not straws

[17:21] Hattakesitdeep: turkey basters

[17:22] Hattakesitdeep: i have pics, one sec

[17:22] sean_oconnor64: impregnating lesbians?

[17:22] Hattakesitdeep: hahaha

[17:22] Hattakesitdeep: seriously dude, it's...it's just bad news

[17:22] sean_oconnor64: it sounds horrible

[17:23] Hattakesitdeep: yeah, and they are big ass buckets

[17:23] Hattakesitdeep: and we use basters so we can put them in our throats and not actually have to taste the gin

[17:23] Hattakesitdeep: cause if anyone barfs, your whole team loses

[17:23] sean_oconnor64: you deep throat turkey basters?

[17:23] Hattakesitdeep: haha yes

[17:24] Hattakesitdeep: full of gin

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:39 PM

<action>whistles innocently</action>

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:41 PM

I'm flattered you chose to represent me on IM, Erika.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:42 PM

Hey, BIG was just trying to protect my identity. Cause you know, it's really Frost-ing difficult to figure out who he was talking to.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:42 PM

There are days I think it would be awesome if we all went to college together. Then I remember Werehamster is a RA, and am glad I got my degree.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:43 PM

Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?



Or just your gay grandma?

Noki_Banned_It 76,490 10
02/10/2006 05:44 PM

<action>tries despirately not to think about Erika shaving</action>

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:44 PM

Both. At the same time.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:44 PM

Now, I WOULD change my IM name to something with Erika's name in it.



But only CG would read it.







... And what's the Frost-ing point in that?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:45 PM

So am I still invited to Thanksgiving?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:46 PM

Only if you quit asking my dad if you can stuff his turkey.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/10/2006 05:47 PM

So, Hat doesn't talk to anyone on IM but CG?



I bet those conversations are just thrilling.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:48 PM

He's the one that told me "turkey" was his nickname for you because you were a little chubby as a kid.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:51 PM

Man..



This thread is a certain Loser's Google wet dream.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 05:55 PM

Little chubby? Why were you and my dad talking about your penis?

Jeprosy 58,758 13
02/10/2006 05:57 PM

Well, gee everyone else posted here, I guess I should too.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 05:59 PM

Because its still bigger than the yellow model you are currently using.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 05:59 PM

Jesus Frost you prick, where the hell have you been?



Enough small chat, Get your leg in that chain and get back to the Limerick typewriter, Monkey!

Jeprosy 58,758 13
02/10/2006 06:00 PM

Will try, Hat. Work and family have sucked the rhyming right out of me lately. I'll see what I can do before I go out drinking though.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:02 PM

No no no.



Do it after drinking.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 06:03 PM

That's when I always do it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:04 PM

But you're drinking the dirty gin tonight. You are going to be blacked out.





So what time should I be over?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 06:06 PM

Depends. Do you want me to be sort of conscious, barely conscious, or 5th-base-without-me-waking-up conscious?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:07 PM

A little from column A, a little from column B, a lot from column C.

Jeprosy 58,758 13
02/10/2006 06:07 PM

Hell, if you're going fifth base, I just my try to show up myself.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:08 PM

Is Fifth base where you flip her over in her home plate and slide through the dirt?



GOD I LOVE BASEBALL!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:12 PM

We should start a GAB fantasy baseball league, but instead of choosing actual players we each pick a GABber or two and get points for when they do certain sexual activities.





Plus I want to stick my penis in Erika's mouth.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:14 PM

Get her a sweat towel for her forehead and she might consider it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:15 PM

It usually only takes a bottle of tequila.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:16 PM

Think about it again and then reply with something spiteful.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:17 PM

I understood what you meant. But do you think I can get a blow job without lying down.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:18 PM

<action> didn't think of going the self-depreciation route </action>

Toosh.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:19 PM

I should have taken this weekend off and gone down to Philly to have a little Italian for dinner.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:21 PM

Dude.



We're all going to take that in a literal context.



Bring a bib.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 06:23 PM

BIG, you're in luck! The special this weekend is red sauce.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 06:24 PM

<action>vomits profusely...again</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:24 PM

Is that a dare to "taste the rainbow"?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:25 PM

I'm sure BIG is the kinda sicko who likes to stake when its rare.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/10/2006 06:26 PM

On that note, I'm outta here. I've got a hot date with a bucket of gin and a turkey baster. (No, not Miracles)





Pray for me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:26 PM

Maybe we can make some Fetusccine with a White Irish Sauce.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:33 PM

Erika, Look how hard he's trying.



Just let him put it innuendo.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2006 06:39 PM

I didn't think Hat's post was funny until I read it in a Mario from Nintendo's voice.





Then it was hystrical.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/10/2006 06:41 PM

Frost-a You, Ah?

Millie 116,988 28
02/10/2006 11:26 PM

I've never said you aren't funny, sweetie. I just get sick of hearing you tell everyone how great you are, and trying to browbeat everyone into posting the way you want them to.



Congratulations on being #1. I'm sure it won't go to your head. Humility seems to be one of your best traits.

Chi Chi Felipe: More Than a Feeling 161,353 14
02/10/2006 11:41 PM

Talking about how great you are is so lame.