Cruz Karlov : Millionaire Zombie 9,993 12
02/11/2006 06:14 PM

This cannot get fag-jacked soon enough

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/11/2006 06:15 PM

<action> ass-Frosts an elephant</action>

Bankey 70,843 10
02/11/2006 06:16 PM

anybody seen Fratberry?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
02/11/2006 06:17 PM

You would have to have a brain full of poop to come up with this topic

Cruz Karlov : Millionaire Zombie 9,993 12
02/11/2006 06:17 PM

<action>Swoons</action>

My Hero!!

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/11/2006 06:22 PM

You would have to have a brain full of poop to come up with this topic



Would a brain full of poop be MORE or LESS funny than a brain full of boobies ?

newwave 45,912 10
02/11/2006 06:25 PM

What if poop were made of boobies?



They sort-of are, if you're a cannibal.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/11/2006 06:27 PM

Or a baby.

Crackeroneous 68,758 11
02/11/2006 06:27 PM

I would either spend alot more time taking a Shakespeare, or alot less time with my wife? I'm confuzzled?

Slave Girl 16,937 8
02/11/2006 06:27 PM

Would large (luscious) boobies made of poop still be considered attractive and desirable ?



I like the idea of boobies being made out of poop, big squooshy steam hauling bags of crap. Then my man would love my shiet. And if he doesn't, he can love me for my mind. Or not.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/11/2006 06:31 PM

What If Boobies Were Made of Poop?

Then my pants would be full of boobies.

Mars Hotel 208 7
02/11/2006 06:43 PM

Sparky ?

Is that you ?

GO HOME !

GO HOME !

(Mom is going to be so pissed!)

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/11/2006 06:45 PM

Stop it! People! Boobies are a wondrous creation that can feed the insatiable appetites of men and babes.



Poop is stinky and disgusting. And hot.



Don't compare the two!

Slave Girl 16,937 8
02/11/2006 06:53 PM

I would either spend alot more time taking a Shakespeare, or alot less time with my wife?



A lot less time? Since you're spending all your spare time as it is chasing every other woman BUT your wife, I wonder what that really means.



And how is the little Mrs?

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/11/2006 06:59 PM

Is 'little Mrs' a euphemism for something?

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/11/2006 07:02 PM

When those schoolgirls start to blossom would they need "potty training bras" ?

newwave 45,912 10
02/11/2006 07:05 PM

potty training bras



OK, I admit, that was so funny I had to go jerk off in a public toilet and use my own piss as lubricant.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
02/11/2006 07:17 PM

What If Boobies Were Made of Poop ?



Then you'd be one really big pile of steaming boobies.

lupience- Anatomically questionable 26,981 11
02/11/2006 08:23 PM

Dear Mr. Marsdudesir.,

I have no idea what fraternity you belong to, or how much you either suck or pay your brethren- you are not funny. You may have some skewed intentions you think will be accepted as humor on Zug, but your personal inside jokes are simply not chuckleworthy.



I can tell you this because I am not funny... I am not well received on Zug, as my humor sucks.



Start fewer threads, post your genitals in pictures, and post something funny in an already established thread.



Also, tell the truth about how cheese has impacted your life.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/11/2006 09:04 PM

Dear Mr(s) LupienceAnatomicallyQuestionable ,



Let me say, unequivocally, that my estimation of my own hilarity can only be understated.



Humor, to badly butcher a famous quote, is in the eye of the beholder.



As to the impact of cheese on my life;

1) the steroids fed dairy cows have transferred through both the curd and rennet to render my boobies HUGE ( HUGE I TELL YOU !!! )

2) the substance itself has truly impacted my bowels ( POOP IS NOT FORTHCOMING !!! )





I sincerely appreciate your affording me this opportunity to address your concerns and interests; and thereby allowing this thread to continue with fresh fodder (also a ruminant reference, something for you to chew on!).



Sincerely,

I'm So Damn Funny I Can Hardly Stand Myself



P.S. Buck up little soldier, anyone who finds cheese funny, can't be all bad / wrong / insane.

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
02/11/2006 09:08 PM

If boobs were poop girls would have to wear a lot more perfume.



If boobs were poop would it still be a poop canoe or a boob canoe?



If boobs were poop, what would are intenstines have to say about it?



If boobs were poop, what if we had the runs? Would we wear goggles?

lupience- Anatomically questionable 26,981 11
02/11/2006 09:10 PM

I am no little soldier!



I purchased the finest Wisconsin cheddar just today!



What would Jesus do for some cheese?

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
02/11/2006 09:12 PM

Mmmm cheese curds.

Manna from heaven.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 09:13 PM

What If Boobies Were Made of Poop ?



Jesus still wouldn't love you.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/11/2006 09:14 PM

If boobs were poop, bras would me made out of toilet paper.

Slave Girl 16,937 8
02/11/2006 09:59 PM

And if bras were toilet paper we'd have boobs coming out of our ass.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/11/2006 10:09 PM

And if bras were toilet paper we'd have boobs coming out of our ass.

In my case they would be dragging from my shoe.



(No surprise to anyone, eh ?)

daisypie 49,378 9
02/11/2006 10:23 PM

That's a hypothetical question right? Otherwise, I'd hate to know how I got that piece of corn stuck in my teeth...

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 10:25 PM

"OH MY GOD YOU JUST BIT OFF HER NIPPLE!!1"

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/11/2006 10:34 PM

<action> cries</action>

daisypie 49,378 9
02/11/2006 10:39 PM

So, would every hug be a Cleveland Steamer?

lupience- Anatomically questionable 26,981 11
02/11/2006 10:40 PM

If boobs were made of poop, there would be a lot more brown teeth falsely grinning at you from across the buffet counter.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 10:40 PM

In India, you'd only be able to fondle women with your left hand.



Fortunately for me, I am left-handed.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 10:41 PM

SHAKE!

Snorkarella 45,655 12
02/11/2006 10:42 PM

<action> dies a little by little inside</action>

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/11/2006 10:42 PM

The Jolly Green Giant's Golden Nipplets of corn.



ummmm.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/11/2006 10:43 PM

It would be a lot easier to look women in the eyes when talking to them...

lupience- Anatomically questionable 26,981 11
02/11/2006 10:44 PM

Hey, now! The people of LeSeur, MN. dislike any negative comment made about Niblets.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/11/2006 10:48 PM

The only thing I like better than "Nipplets of Corn", is "Creamed Nipplets of Corn."

Slave Girl 16,937 8
02/11/2006 10:50 PM

What if pricks were popsicles? Melt in your mouth Bomb Pops. That would be oh so way like cool too, uh-huh. Dig it.

lupience- Anatomically questionable 26,981 11
02/11/2006 10:51 PM

Would you make "Nipplet Corn Chowder"?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 11:03 PM

Only if I was expecting company.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 11:04 PM

What?

lupience- Anatomically questionable 26,981 11
02/11/2006 11:05 PM

How would you serve it?

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/11/2006 11:06 PM

Wood Eye !

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 11:11 PM

Hairlip! Hairlip!

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 11:14 PM

How would you serve it?



In my ass with a spoon, of course.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/11/2006 11:29 PM

"What If" Boobies Were Made of Poop ?"





There would be a lot more sliding into second base.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 11:36 PM

Heh.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/11/2006 11:41 PM

Nice pic, Frat, but is Charlie Hustle supposed to be the boob, or a piece of Shakespeare?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/11/2006 11:45 PM

Yes.

Millie 116,988 28
02/11/2006 11:51 PM

I don't care about gambling! He should be in the Hall of Fame.



Meh. I don't know what I'm talking about.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
02/12/2006 12:04 PM

If boobies were made of poop, Oliver's #5 prayer would have been answered.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/12/2006 03:47 PM

I was dubious when I first saw the title, but nice topic, Mars.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 04:04 PM

I was dubious when I first saw the title, but nice topic, Mars.



Why thank you Ms.Daisypie !

High praise indeed coming from a long time 'Gabber'!





Tell me, were you most impressed by;



a) My satirical commentary on the subjugation and degradation of the eternal feminine ?



b) The fact that I used "boobies" and "poop" in the same title ?

daisypie 49,378 9
02/12/2006 04:07 PM

<action>got dinged for giving a compliment?!</action>...and get the Frost offa' my icon!

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 04:11 PM

got dinged for giving a compliment?!

Appologies. Not intended as such.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/12/2006 04:19 PM

An apology, in the form of boob pics, can be sent to the e-mail in my profile. If you're a dude, you can send your penis pics to the e-mail in Chickens' profile...

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 04:22 PM

An apology, in the form of boob pics, can be sent to the e-mail in my profile. If you're a dude, you can send your penis pics to the e-mail in Chickens' profile...



And if I happen to posses both / all three / all 5 ?

daisypie 49,378 9
02/12/2006 04:26 PM

P.T. Barnum wants YOU!

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 04:26 PM

Darlin' he can just get in line !!!

Millie 116,988 28
02/12/2006 04:46 PM

Ms. Daisypie, asking for boobs? Is Daispie a lesbian?

daisypie 49,378 9
02/12/2006 04:53 PM

Yes. Yes she is.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/12/2006 05:58 PM

And you cynical old timers keep saying that the new people can't come up with interesting and amusing threads.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/12/2006 07:19 PM

I think the real question is, "If a woman's boobs were poop, would you still squeeze them?"













...And yes I would.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/12/2006 08:10 PM

Would that make me a tit man, or an ass man, I wonder?

larkknot 3,359 10
02/12/2006 08:25 PM

I tried to read this thread, and I find myself very confused. Mars and Lupience are not having the same conversation as the rest of us, or as each other as a matter of fact. So who are they having conversations with?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/12/2006 08:27 PM

Now you got it!

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 09:15 PM

Would that make me a tit man, or an ass man, I wonder?



(Don't get your panties in a bunch about this question.)



You are a man?

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 09:21 PM

For clarity I've numbered your comments / questions;



1) I tried to read this thread, and I find myself very confused.

2) Mars and Lupience are not having the same conversation as the rest of us, or as each other as a matter of fact.

3) So who are they having conversations with?



In order;



1) It's okay, we are all friends here. Let's just take a peek at the tag pinned you're jacket and we'll get you on the next flight out.



2) Lupe and I go way back ( to about last week ), so we've got a kind of TSP / ESP / ASPCA thing going on. And the rest of you ... well ... ( I suspect you are all insane )



3) Yes!!!

Millie 116,988 28
02/12/2006 09:25 PM

You are a man?



I guess technically, he is a man.



Doesn't anyone ever look at the damn photo album? Jeez.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 09:35 PM

Okay Millie ... you are yanking my antennae right?



Where does this (alleged) photo album reside ?

Millie 116,988 28
02/12/2006 09:38 PM

Well, it's a big secret only for long-time GABbers! I don't think I should tell you.

372 7
02/12/2006 10:53 PM

Fine.

I really didn't want to know anyway.

I was just being polite an feigning interest in your comment.

I don't need to see any stupid photo album.

I have a photo album of my own.

My photo album has LOTS of pretty pictures ... NOT like your stupid ZUG photo album ... full of fat ugly flat chested people with way too much body hair and breath you can smell through your monitor and hammer toed one eyed elephant freakazoids ....





OOO ooo hhh hhhh !!!!! MMM mmm iii iii lll lll eee eee eee !!!!!



Puh lee eee eee zzz eee !!!! Tell me !!! Tell Me !!! Tell Me !!!

daisypie 49,378 9
02/12/2006 10:58 PM

John's brilliant ploy of hiding the photo album behind a link titled 'photo album' is working...

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/12/2006 11:09 PM

<action>decides to betray the Order of the Hairy Back</action>Morrison Hotel: Send me twenty bucks and I'll teach you how to make the secret blue writing after your name.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 11:20 PM

This man you call 'John' he is a brilliant cryptographer!



We could use someone like him on my planet!



After deciphering his elaborate system, I have submitted my image to Roofie (roofieraccoon@gmail.com) and requested she post it under the "Mushroom" (for Mars Hotel2).

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/12/2006 11:22 PM

Mars, I don't know if that email provider allows you to receive messages. I replied.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
02/12/2006 11:22 PM

Well I'm so happy I could just Shakespeare.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 11:24 PM

Got it.



But that's not a picture of Phuc's money maker is it ?

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 11:25 PM

Well I'm so happy I could just excrement.



Back off Slink Man, you don't want to rile me; and Roofie knows why.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/12/2006 11:27 PM

Phuc has a moneymaker ?

Crackeroneous 68,758 11
02/12/2006 11:30 PM

If boobies were made of poop, it would be 100 times funnier when a retarded kid played with it/them.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 11:31 PM

Yes, and it looks amazingly like (who the hell is that anyway?) Betty Grable;

http://www.zug.com/photos/ass.html

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 11:32 PM

If boobies were made of poop, it would be 100 times funnier when a retarded kid played with it/them.



Voice of experience ?

Crackeroneous 68,758 11
02/12/2006 11:36 PM

Yes. I have a boob mold that I usually use for jello. But one time I filled it with poop, took it to the special olympics ( Ollie was there and placed third in the 5 meter race), and gave it to a boy with downs syndrome to play with. It was Frost-ing hilarious.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/12/2006 11:37 PM

took it to the special olympics



Did you win any medals?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/13/2006 09:26 AM

Mars, your photo has been uploaded.

Mars Hotel2 372 7
02/13/2006 07:33 PM

Dear Betty Grable (aka Phuc),



That was me BEFORE I quit shaving.

This is me in my natural state;

Get it right Phuccy



I'm second from the left in the back row.



I could would you an ass shot, however;

a) I'm afraid of what you think an 'ass shot' is

b) I, much like you, look pretty much the same coming or going



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