The worst 5 words
A comedy conversation
by PeggyHill  66  8
02/24/2006 05:29 PM 495 views
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OK so I have done an adequte amt. of lurking... so here goes my first threas.
what are the worst 5 words to hear.
mine are we need to talk.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274  10
02/24/2006 05:29 PM
That
Is
Only
Four
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:29 PM
oops! that was only 4. we need to talk today.
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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/24/2006 05:29 PM
There are too many potential jokes in that first post.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:30 PM
HA!
Hank deserves better...
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 05:30 PM
your worst 5 to hear should be "learn how to count first"
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:31 PM
I know. That's what i get for trying to steal something I heard on Frost-ing Sienfield
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beater of teh meat 10,702 8
02/24/2006 05:31 PM
Is that herpes on there?
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Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/24/2006 05:32 PM
You need punctuation and capitalization.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:32 PM
I
Just
Ate
Your
Lunch
That's a pretty terrible 5 words.
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:32 PM
On where?
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:32 PM
Whaddya
mean
you
are
married
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:33 PM
We're going on Jerry Springer.
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:33 PM
Thanks for actually playing it right Florescent!
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:33 PM
Sir,
I'm
Outside
Your
Window
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/24/2006 05:33 PM
Peggy, slow down when you post and check for things like spelling and common sense. Also, for lurking adequately you sure don't give out many ratings. You must not think people are very funny.
Worst 5 words:
You clean up the poop.
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beater of teh meat 10,702 8
02/24/2006 05:33 PM
On where?
No, Peggy, they were my worst 5 words.
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:33 PM
And chance
and Big irish guy
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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/24/2006 05:33 PM
You're a liar, you obviously haven't lurked at all.
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Spudmonkey 579 8
02/24/2006 05:34 PM
Oh
Shakespeare
I
Didn't
Proofread
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:34 PM
That
Wasnt
My
Finger,
Dad.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:35 PM
I love to watch NASCAR.
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Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/24/2006 05:35 PM
Darrin,
I'm
not
wearing
pants.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:35 PM
You slept with Dead Robot?
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:35 PM
Well i dindn't give orbs because i didnt think i could. But i will from now on.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:35 PM
Your
Bank
Account
Is
Zero
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beater of teh meat 10,702 8
02/24/2006 05:36 PM
Both
Hands
On
My
Shoulders
Said during a colonoscopy
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:36 PM
Sir,
No
Duh
I
See
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Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
02/24/2006 05:37 PM
My daughter has three fingers.
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:37 PM
Why cant i orb myself?
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:37 PM
Whaddya
mean
the
babys
black
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:38 PM
Because
you
are
an
idiot
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:39 PM
Ack! that was 5 wds. but a serious question.
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:39 PM
Chance
Lick
Me
Where
Ipee
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:39 PM
Jilly is going to GABlanta.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:39 PM
"My
Girl
Friend
Is
Pregnant"
- DemoMonkey
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:39 PM
who me?
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Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/24/2006 05:39 PM
Cause
You
Are
Not
Funny
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 05:40 PM
The
baby's
head
looks
black
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:40 PM
n00b, To answer your question...
Why
Can't
I
Print
Money?
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:40 PM
That was for Chance-always a bridesmaid
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:40 PM
Erika has a hairy vagina.
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:40 PM
Ollie
Loves
The
Foo
Fighters
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:41 PM
the questin I asked eaerlier
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 05:42 PM
I
didn't
read
Chance's
post
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:42 PM
And flosses everyday with it.
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:42 PM
No0b
dont
address
me
again
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Spudmonkey 579 8
02/24/2006 05:42 PM
I
Can't
Count
To
Five
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:43 PM
Erika has a hairy vagina.
So
Much
For
My
Fantasy
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:43 PM
Where she said beacauase you are an idiot. Was that for me?
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:43 PM
I
love
licking
Darrins
weewee
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:43 PM
Stop
Flirting
Hat
Rat
Bastard
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:44 PM
Y'know, Peggy, This is YOUR thread.
STICK WITH THE PROTOCOL, DAMMIT
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 05:44 PM
The
stick
just
turned
blue
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PeggyHill 66 8
02/24/2006 05:44 PM
Ack! I gotta go for now. ttyl
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Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/24/2006 05:44 PM
Peggy
Hill
Is
Mentally
Retarded
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:44 PM
Figure
it
out
smart
guy
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:45 PM
My love for Erika is
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Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/24/2006 05:45 PM
Peggy
Hill
Will
Be
Back
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:45 PM
BEST 5 WORDS
I gotta go for now
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:45 PM
Great
Minds
Think
Alike
Ollie.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:45 PM
stretching out the crotch of
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 05:45 PM
I
Am
Stuck
At
Work
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Noki_Banned_It 76,490 10
02/24/2006 05:45 PM
That's
Not
My
Belly
Button!
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Noki_Banned_It 76,490 10
02/24/2006 05:46 PM
That's
Not
My
Finger
Either
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:46 PM
My love for Erika is
Nothing
compared
to
a
hamburger
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:46 PM
my underoos like Jilly's cottage
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:46 PM
cheese ass turns hers into
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 05:46 PM
Honey
I'm
Home.
Who's
That?
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 05:47 PM
turn
your
head
and
cough
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Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/24/2006 05:47 PM
Darrin
2/24/2006 5:43pm[T3wmaAW+veQp9bhC9OqONA]
Stop
Flirting
Hat
Rat
Bastard
The
Irony
Is
Mind
Blowing
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:47 PM
a mesh bag of nightmares.
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Chance-Always a bridesmaid 171,275 14
02/24/2006 05:48 PM
Its
Chance
come
join
us.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 05:49 PM
this
wont
hurt
at
all
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:49 PM
Chit
You
Can
Do
Better
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 05:50 PM
The
Twin
Strippers
Just
Left
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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/24/2006 05:51 PM
Where
did
my
penis
go?
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:51 PM
My
Daughter
Isn't
Eighteen
Yet
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:52 PM
It's
Not
For
Sale,
Francis
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 05:53 PM
Ollie
is
babysitting
the
kids.
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 05:54 PM
It's
In
The
Alamo
Basement
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Spudmonkey 579 8
02/24/2006 05:54 PM
No,
red
bumps
aren't
normal.
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7 votes
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Spudmonkey 579 8
02/24/2006 05:54 PM
It
burns
when
I
pee.
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:55 PM
I'm
A
Loner
and
Rebel
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Chuckleworthy
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Spudmonkey 579 8
02/24/2006 05:55 PM
What
are
you
looking
at?
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Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/24/2006 05:55 PM
BIG
will
guard
the
liquor
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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/24/2006 05:57 PM
Have
you
met
my
pimp?
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2 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 05:57 PM
Hat
Will
Attend
Gab
Atlanta
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10 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
02/24/2006 05:57 PM
I
got
a
neck
tattoo
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Chuckleworthy
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 05:58 PM
Hat
Is
My
Abusive
Boyfriend
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Ditdah 123,110 14
02/24/2006 05:59 PM
Hat Will Attend Gab Atlanta
Actually, that would be awesome.
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3 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/24/2006 06:00 PM
Mom
is
better
in
bed.
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6 votes
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Spudmonkey 579 8
02/24/2006 06:01 PM
Want
to
hear
some
showtunes?
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9 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
02/24/2006 06:01 PM
Phuc
is
making
us
dinner
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Darrin 21,346 0
02/24/2006 06:02 PM
Ha, Dit!
I know I just pulled a Jilly but that one made me laugh.
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2 votes
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Spudmonkey 579 8
02/24/2006 06:02 PM
Hey,
does
this
smell
rotten?
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/24/2006 06:04 PM
Why
is
your
dad
here?
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15 votes
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 06:06 PM
Your
Grandfather
Parties
With
Lemons
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2 votes
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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/24/2006 06:07 PM
Umm,
Those
Are
Not
Lemons.
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10 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
02/24/2006 06:07 PM
I just pulled a Jilly
SCARIEST
5
words
I've
heard
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5 votes
4.8
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 06:08 PM
Jilly
showed
her
fat
ass
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.6
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 06:09 PM
then
her
bra
while
peeing
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4 votes
4.0
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 06:17 PM
Howdy
and
welcome
to
Texas
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 06:19 PM
Jane
Married
Donk
in
Boston
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/24/2006 06:21 PM
$20
same
as
in
town
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4 votes
3.5
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 06:21 PM
I
think
I'm
gonna
Shakespeare
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Shawn Roy 302 8
02/24/2006 06:32 PM
Why is this not funny?
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6 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 06:33 PM
It
Was
Posted
By
You
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2006 06:33 PM
You
Shouldn't
Leave
Yourself
Open
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6 votes
4.0
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DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
02/24/2006 08:02 PM
They
made
a
Highlander
sequel.
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2 votes
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Can o' Slick 564 8
02/24/2006 09:01 PM
Let
Us
Just
Stay
Friends
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1 votes
4.0
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Can o' Slick 564 8
02/24/2006 09:32 PM
I
Am
Addicted
To
Orbs
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0.0
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Can o' Slick 564 8
02/24/2006 09:33 PM
I
Read
The
Whole
Thread
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/24/2006 09:33 PM
It's
a
SMALL
rubber
fist
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1 votes
3.0
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DinoExplosion 1,743 8
02/25/2006 01:32 AM
Wear
a
condom,
it's
contagious
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Gorky Thatcher- stalking ice cream 41,132 13
02/25/2006 02:33 AM
Hi, Jilly! My name's Ashley.
or
Dad,
You never met me...
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6 votes
4.2
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
02/25/2006 03:20 AM
Till Death Do Us Part
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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GubbleBum 231 7
02/25/2006 05:35 AM
Honey, I've got worms again
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5 votes
4.4
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Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/25/2006 06:35 AM
Big Irish Guy :a mesh bag of nightmares.
Cudos.
Best
post
all
week.
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/25/2006 06:35 AM
Maury:
You
are
baby
daddy.
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Funny
11 votes
3.7
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The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
02/25/2006 08:00 AM
I'm
Sorry
The
Bar's
Closed
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2 votes
4.0
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beater of teh meat 10,702 8
02/25/2006 10:42 AM
I
Guess
You
Were
Alright.
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3 votes
4.0
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beater of teh meat 10,702 8
02/25/2006 10:43 AM
-or-
Are
We
Finished
Now
Little-Dick?
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0.0
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Autra - Boring as always 10,560 11
02/25/2006 11:36 AM
This
Thread
Is
Mind
Numbing
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/25/2006 11:57 AM
Filly's
real
name
is
Warren.
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3 votes
4.3
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/25/2006 12:03 PM
Filly
(Warren)
has
a
piece.
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4 votes
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Prof. Spank 51 7
02/26/2006 08:11 AM
Your
account
has
been
suspended
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4 votes
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Prof. Spank 51 7
02/26/2006 08:17 AM
were
do
babies
come
from
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3 votes
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Prof. Spank 51 7
02/26/2006 08:18 AM
5000
dollars
for
the
antidote
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3 votes
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raytard 15 7
02/26/2006 09:21 AM
your
penis
will
fall
off
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2 votes
4.0
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beater of teh meat 10,702 8
03/10/2006 04:57 PM
This
Thread
Has
Been
Bumped
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/10/2006 05:08 PM
what are the worst 5 words to hear.
mine are, we need to talk.
Hint
Who
Peggy
Hill
Was
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Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 05:11 PM
me
me
me
me
me
Everbody knows that! I posted in 2 threads until I got 5 orbed for some random comment and I got jealous of my alter ego so I killed her.
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beater of teh meat 10,702 8
03/10/2006 05:12 PM
Hint
Who
Peggy
Hill
Was
Peggy Hill was not my ex-girlfriend. IT was Jilly.
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Rev. Thwack 236 7
03/10/2006 05:13 PM
It's
my
first
time
posting.
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1 votes
3.0
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Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/10/2006 05:21 PM
I
am
cheating
with
Jilly
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/10/2006 05:22 PM
I'm
anal
cheating
with
Jilly
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2 votes
4.0
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Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
03/10/2006 07:19 PM
It wont grow back Sir!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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BiteMySlice 378 7
03/12/2006 08:50 PM
Oh
Wait
Thats
Bird
Poop?
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/13/2006 08:51 AM
I
Actually
Read
This
Thread
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p00nz0rz 0 7
03/20/2006 12:21 PM
Oh, and son?
You're adopted.
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1 votes
4.0
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Oliver Dead Bunnies 203,475 12
03/20/2006 12:25 PM
Jilly, stop making new accounts. It's gay.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/20/2006 12:26 PM
The
Book
Deal
is
Cancelled.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
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The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
03/20/2006 12:27 PM
Is
it
in
yet,
Lloyd?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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CyberJar88 917 8
09/09/2010 10:52 PM
Time
To
Bump
This
Thread
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Jesus Raves + Rocks 4,199 12
09/10/2010 07:50 AM
Get
Back
In
Your
Box!
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Chance loves your Undies. 171,275 14
09/10/2010 09:06 AM
Holy
Shakespeare
Chance
is
back!
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/10/2010 09:40 AM
This
Thread
Sucks
Donkey
Dicks
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Jesus Raves + Rocks 4,199 12
09/10/2010 11:19 AM
Big
Floppy
Donkey
Dicks
Questionmark
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Future Druggist 2,533 11
09/10/2010 02:13 PM
Oh
Frost
Here
Comes
Snookie.
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Pubah, Pillock of the Peephole 56,805 18 Has found someone who spells worse than he
09/10/2010 02:15 PM
Here Goes My First Thread
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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BisectYouAll 5,200 15
09/10/2010 02:29 PM
i'm pregnant...and it's yours
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.7
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turtle: no longer explosive 42,578 26
09/10/2010 02:34 PM
you
repeated
someone
else's
post
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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turtle: no longer explosive 42,578 26
09/10/2010 02:35 PM
post exceeds your moral tolerance
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1 votes
3.0
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BisectYouAll 5,200 15
09/10/2010 02:47 PM
Is
that
blood
or
poop?
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BisectYouAll 5,200 15
09/10/2010 03:29 PM
sorry about the repeat...how about,
Your
Pregnant?
Let's
Eat
It.
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Gonzo 20,522 17
09/10/2010 03:35 PM
Boo!
BOO!
BOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOO!!!!1!
(and)
SorryButYouHaveIncurableAssCancerSir.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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turtle: no longer explosive 42,578 26
09/10/2010 03:35 PM
original
but
your
grammar
sucks.
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Pram 80,728 42
09/10/2010 06:11 PM
I'm
not
dying
from
cancer.
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Pram 80,728 42
09/11/2010 10:42 AM
rape
is
legal
some
places
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