Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 02:16 PM

Way to go, Douche.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:17 PM

No, how about you entertain me beotch!

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:17 PM

Either of you, I'm not picky.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:18 PM

Waiting...

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/27/2006 02:18 PM

We didn't promise you jack Shakespeare.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 02:18 PM

Here's a laugh.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 02:19 PM

According to Websters, 'Not picky' is not a synonym of Desperate.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/27/2006 02:19 PM

Somebody shot dat boy in da face with a BB!

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:19 PM

We didn't promise you jack Shakespeare.

I find "Gab with the world's funniest people" to be false advertising.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/27/2006 02:19 PM

(gun)

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:19 PM

Yeah and?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 02:20 PM

Way to go, Daricles, Back to your good old ways.



No good Knock Knock jokes going around the playground or something?

Can o' Slick 564 8
02/27/2006 02:20 PM

I was promised adventure and thrills by the army. And all I got was two worldwars and seventy years of headache.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/27/2006 02:20 PM

To gay men are goin' at it one night. Carl had just finished Frost-ing Jim in the ass when he decided he wanted a drink before Jim got to Frost him. He knew Jim was really excited, so he promised to hurry and rushed out of the room saying "Don't do anything without me!"

Carl got his drink of water and goes back to the bedroom to find Jim sitting in a large semen stain on the bed.

Carl: Damn it, I told you not to do anything without me.

Jim: I didn't do anything!

Carl: Then how do you explain the cum stain on the bed?

Jim: I farted.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:21 PM

Here's a laugh.

Goodbye, breakfast...

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/27/2006 02:21 PM

It may seem stupid now, but man that joke was funny as hell when I was 12.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/27/2006 02:21 PM

I find "Gab with the world's funniest people" to be false advertising.





Then please, by all means, you should leave on a world tour to find the true world's funniest people. It may take months, years, decades even, but do not return til you've found them. Godspeed, douchenozzle.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 02:21 PM

Way to go, Daricles, Back to your good old ways.



C'mon, Hatler. Just go with it.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:21 PM

"the world's funniest people"



Its really a matter of opinion and to be honest, yours doesnt count.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 02:22 PM

Thanks, Darrin.



There went the last remaining shred of my latent homosexuality.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:22 PM

Sigh...

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:30 PM

Id like to thank some of you for demonstrating exactly what I'm talking about.

One of the highest rated posts was Tabletop Janes', and all they did was plagiarize a 20 year old joke.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:30 PM

Comedy gold...

/end sarcasm

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/27/2006 02:31 PM

Maybe you'd feel better if you stopped reading and posting.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 02:31 PM

Id like to thank some of you for demonstrating exactly what I'm talking about.



I fully support this view and/or idea.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:32 PM

I would say that I'd feel better if he did so, but then I realized I really dont care.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 02:34 PM

Poopypants, just ask Flourescent Sombrero what's funny. He'll tell you because he's got lots of orbs and he knows what's funny and what's not.



We've all done it, and life is so much easier now. We don't have to think about whether or not we should laff, we just turn to the Hat and he tells us.



Join us. Won't you please?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:34 PM

/joins

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/27/2006 02:35 PM

I'm sorry. I'll try better. It's just that my prop comedy doesn't translate well on message boards.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 02:35 PM

<action>throws arm in the air</action>



Hail Hatler!

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 02:35 PM

I meant "Hatler."



I meant to say that.



I apologize mein furrier.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/27/2006 02:37 PM

<action>starts passing out sombreros with swastikas on them</action>

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
02/27/2006 02:38 PM

I have had a recurring zit on the side of my nosefor some time now. I pop it, it goes away, then a couple of months later it comes back.

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 02:38 PM

"Gab with the world's funniest people" != "We are here to entertain you with as much gaiety and gayness as we can muster".

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:39 PM

John never told me I was suppose to be funny. He just asked me to show up.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:41 PM

John never told me I was suppose to be funny. He just asked me to show up.

He probably knew it was pointless asking you to be funny.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:43 PM

Oh BURN!!!eleventy!





Was that funny Hat?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:44 PM

Brilliant...

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 02:46 PM

I have had a recurring zit on the side of my nosefor some time now. I pop it, it goes away, then a couple of months later it comes back.



You misspelled "melanoma."

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 02:47 PM

<action> Kicks Senior in his testes.</action>



Poopypants this, douchenozzle!

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:48 PM

Im sorry, I don't speak jibberish.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 02:50 PM

You don't know what testes are?

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 02:51 PM

Im sorry, I don't speak jibberish.



Well that's all we speak here, so you best be movin' along, now.



Nice to meet ya', now go Frost yourself.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:51 PM

Since the rating system is assbackwards, I've decided to rate you all with 5 orbs.

Congratulations, you are all side splittingly funny now...

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 02:52 PM

Jealous?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:52 PM

Of what...?

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:52 PM

Oh yes that helps making the rating system accurate.



Go you! No really go.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 02:52 PM

You don't know what testes are?



It's some kind of fly, right?

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 02:53 PM

Dear Mr.Seor,



Does the irony in posting about us not being funny, while lacking any such aptitudes yourself, does it not strike you?



Strike you like a plague of pestilent locusts.



A pox on all your kind,

Snork.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:55 PM

All the aboove posts just go to show that the mentally retarded can operate computers.

Im so happy for all of you...

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 02:55 PM

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your mother's moustache.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 02:56 PM

Seor, you were very entertaining when you started. Why the attitude now?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 02:56 PM

Uhhh.. Huh Huh huh..



Mheh Heh Heh, Yeah Phuchead, That's cool.



Uhh.. huh huh huh, I know. Huh, We're Cool.





Whats going on here? Well lets see..



You're trying to give me a taste of my own medicine? Y'know, Because I'm known to post any sort of comment about any one of you, hurtful or not. Except that I do it with humour and sparsity. Not drawn out, beaten horse, bland comments that could've been copy and pasted from any Teen Chat Room.



You're all trying to cause me to get Fed up with the gab Clique and leave?



No, Wait,

Darrin is sore that I outed her as Miracles to the 2 people who didn't already know?



Wait, No,

Phuc is mad because since I've mentioned Miracles' name on here, He fears that Eric, y'know... SuperTurkey, You all remember, will come to his house in Boston, Mass. and do something to him and his family? Sounds exactly like the Internet Badass/Coward in the Living room role to me.



Maybe direct Hat-ing is the new form of Clickie Whoring?





Who knows...



What I do know, is, that I don't want to be a part of your little clique. I've told you time and time again that it's a tired fad, but I guess that doesn't mean a whole lot coming from a Canadian, right?









Hope I ruined your party, Guys.

Grudge: The Rebel With No Name Tag 2,480 11
02/27/2006 02:56 PM

Mr. Sir, that was harsh.



My boss almost caught me doubled over in laughter.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:57 PM

Seor, you were very entertaining when you started. Why the attitude now?

Im bi-polar? I dunno...

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 02:58 PM

Oh jesus!! Some of those things were said to me in some sort of strict confidence over Email, Probably not intended on making it to the board.



Whatcha gonna do now, Al, Call in the big boys to clean up my post?

.. I wouldn't be surprised.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 02:58 PM

Hat- That was very inappropriate. Take it to email ya rat bastard.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 02:59 PM

Now this topic is starting to go somewhere.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 02:59 PM

If you take the amount of Hat's (Canadian) hate, and convert it to American, it's really only mildly annoyed.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 03:01 PM

Darrin is sore



heh. It was all that Frost-ing I did this weekend!

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 03:01 PM

Dear Hat,



Hi! Are you having a rough day? Would you like a candy bar?



Love, Ditdah

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:02 PM

heh. It was all that hand-Frost-ing I did this weekend!

fixed

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 03:03 PM

I arrived this morning and settled into my usual routine of Gabbing my day away, And noticed.. Oh Shakespeare.



ITS NO LONGER INTERESTING.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/27/2006 03:04 PM

Then leave.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 03:05 PM

Why give you all the benefit of success?



Funny how you, Roofie, The 'mom' of Gab who never has any insight into the whole basis of creation of this website, should be the one who replied to that.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/27/2006 03:06 PM

Wait, is Hat actually Senor Poopypants?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:07 PM

Um...no

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:08 PM

His profile says he lived with Hat for awhile. Hmmmm.. coincidence?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 03:09 PM

I'd like to stick around and insult you all, With no humor, In every thread imagineable, to the point that you decide to Ban me.



Why? Because it'd prove my words true.

I'm obviously not hindering the (lack of) point of this website, therefore any coherant post I decide to make is contributary to the lackluster mixture of pent-up sexual frustrations, low self-esteem and lack of anything better to do.



Who's up first to find out what Hat REALLY thinks about you?

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 03:09 PM

Wait, is Hat actually Senor Poopypants?



I don't think so, but on my PC it appears he's a spammer selling little blue pills.



Seor Poopypants

2/27/2006 3:02 pm[sW8xISxF0k2hZv4j4+R+GA]

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/27/2006 03:10 PM

Oh me! Do me!

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 03:10 PM

Hat is an ass.



Mr. Mexican Depends thinks he deserves to be entertained.



Similar...but different.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 03:10 PM

Senor, If thats you who is clicking all of my posts.. Frost OFF.

You're defeating the entire purpose.



I hate you just as much as anyone else, Even if we have agreeing viewpoints.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:11 PM

That was actually pretty funny.

Imagine that...

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:11 PM

NECK TATTOO!



</oldtimessake>

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/27/2006 03:12 PM

But seriously you guys, let's cut it the Frost out. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

turtle10 42,578 26
02/27/2006 03:12 PM

oooh oooih Let me go first Hat. Please?! Please tell me what you REALLY think of me.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/27/2006 03:12 PM

Actually I was only saying "If GAB is no longer interesting then leave." Not really sure what you were reading into it. And I don't know what the creation of this website has to do with that. I'd say the same thing to anyone who didn't find something interesting. "Is the book you're not reading interesting? Stop reading it." Like that.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:12 PM

Hat, I dont care if you like me or not. Id wipe my poohole with your mother's face.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/27/2006 03:12 PM

GGRRRR!! ANGRIES!!! RAWARRRR!! INTARWEB!! BLARRRGGHH!!!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:13 PM

Your mom pays good money for that Senor.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 03:13 PM

I farted



Heh.



That's gross.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
02/27/2006 03:13 PM

Darrin is Miracles?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:14 PM

witty.

Id say something about your mother but I just ate.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/27/2006 03:15 PM

Darrin is Miracles?



I can almost hear the rusty cogs trying to spin in her head.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 03:15 PM

This chapter might be boring, Roofie, But the next few pages COULD bring a whole new perspective into the story.



Using a Book as an analogy only half-works, Because Darrin's obviously going to reply "Go write your own Book!" Or something to that 3rd grade effect.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/27/2006 03:16 PM

<action>does Erika</action>



Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter Side-splitting





2/27/2006 3:10 pm[e3dc7mTKGxEtGpt4for34Q]







Oh me! Do me!

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:16 PM

Dear Seor,



Forgive me, but I borrowed your name this weekend. A kid(5) was staying with us that did not smile for like 5 hours. I tried everything and eventually resorted to sock puppets. As I removed my sweat socks, I reached inside to turn it back right side out, and noticed the kid watching me.



The sock looked over at kid and says in high-pitched mock messican accent, "jello, my name iz Seor Poopypants."



That's all it took. The kid rolled on the floor. Every time he caught his breath, I would just switch to the accent again and off he would go rolling around on the floor and slobbering in his mirth.



Thank you for your name. It brightened the life of an otherwise dark weekend for 5 year old.



Jour amigo,



El Pollo

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
02/27/2006 03:16 PM

Phuc is mad because since I've mentioned Miracles' name on here, He fears that Eric, y'know... SuperTurkey, You all remember, will come to his house in Boston, Mass. and do something to him and his family



Phuc fears no one.





Hat, what do you think of me?

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:16 PM

Do me! Do me!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:16 PM

What if we don't have enough material to write a book?



Can we write a short story?



An essay?



How do you feel about a very informative pamphlet?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:16 PM

You would think a druggie would be a bit more mellow. And a Canadian druggie at that.



I think that prison ink went straight to what's left of your brain.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/27/2006 03:17 PM

<action>leaves her totally unsatisfied</action>

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 03:17 PM

Um - I know I'm dense and all (apparently not as dense as Jilly), but what the hell is going on? Why is everyone so pissed off at each other?

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:17 PM

We take a chance every time we sign on.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/27/2006 03:18 PM

A for effort Ollie, A for effort.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/27/2006 03:18 PM

I understand keeping reading in case it gets better. I don't understand how someone else's possible response makes my analogy not work, but no matter. I still think that there's not a lot of use to saying GAB is uninteresting or unfunny. That's quite possible but staying here is each person's own choice so griping about it doesn't help.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 03:18 PM

Why is everyone so pissed off at each other?



Jane made a homophobic joke and we're all indignant with righteous anger.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:19 PM

Its my lack of self-esteem and the fact that I dont have any clean underwear...

Slave Chick 16,937 8
02/27/2006 03:19 PM

Mr. Sir, thanks ever so much for tempting me back to GAB.



</sarchasm>



thanksyoureapeach

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:19 PM

yeah, what a dyke.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 03:19 PM

That's quite possible but staying here is each person's own choice so griping about it doesn't help.



Yes. I much prefer gripping it.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:19 PM

Hey, did anybody notice how fat Jade was?

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:19 PM

Not that it matters, but I'm not pissed at anybody. I love all of you dirty sons-a-bitches. Of course I just took my second dose of Vicodin for the day, so I'm pretty happy right now.



I even like Hat, and anybody that has a problem with that can lick my meat. (Please?)

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:20 PM

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 03:21 PM

Darrin is Miracles?



Oh, Jilly. I have to say I love you. That made me laugh today. You're cute.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 03:22 PM

I love all of you dirty sons-a-bitches



Yeah, expect me, doodie head. Where's my email?!



I'm all excited now, but you leave me hanging.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 03:25 PM

I even like Hat, and anybody that has a problem with that can lick my meat.



It's a set up. I'll bite.



Send me your meat. Oh, and go write a new book or something like that...

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:25 PM

I just took my second dose of Vicodin for the day



Heh. He's in the euphoria phase. I ought to know because I just had my second Loricet Plus about an hour ago.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:26 PM

I'm having back pains, Frat, what are you in for?

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 03:27 PM

I post here for the free orbs and hate.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:27 PM

Who

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:27 PM

turned

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:28 PM

on

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:28 PM

Who said there was anything wrong with me?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:28 PM

huh

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:28 PM

the

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:28 PM

Your momma.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:28 PM

clickbot?

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 03:29 PM

Chix is an orb whore.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:30 PM

Thank you, Mr. Sir. My momma died this year and I'm not really over it. Thanks for ripping open an old wound and tossing salt on it, you cold hearted bastard.

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 03:30 PM

Chickens

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:30 PM

Do me! Do me!



Not the first time I have said this today and got turned down. Wont be the last either. SOMEONES GOING TO DO ME BEFORE I GO TO BED OR ELSE! Dont make me yell people.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:30 PM

You're welcome, you skirt wearing freak.

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 03:30 PM

is

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 03:30 PM

whorb

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:31 PM

Better than the regular kind, eh Dit?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/27/2006 03:31 PM

You want someone to do you but you don't want them to make you yell?





You don't sound like much fun in bed.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:31 PM

Chix, your mom died last year. Geez! Must I remind you?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:32 PM

Even the clickbot thinks that Poopypants is an idiot.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 03:32 PM

Better than the regular kind, eh Dit?



Not in MY book.

Snork: Defender Of The Universe. 45,655 12
02/27/2006 03:33 PM

It didn't let me post the 'a' and Ditdah beat me to it! Damn my slowness!

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:33 PM

Oh yeah, its because Poopypants IS the clickbot.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:33 PM

<action> heart leaps completely out of chest in spasim of sorrow, falls in the street and is run over by an Ups truck delivering mail order vibrators to the lonely women of the world.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
02/27/2006 03:33 PM

<action>blushes</action>

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:34 PM

takes pants off...

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2006 03:34 PM

I understand keeping reading in case it gets better. I don't understand how someone else's possible response makes my analogy not work, but no matter. I still think that there's not a lot of use to saying GAB is uninteresting or unfunny. That's quite possible but staying here is each person's own choice so griping about it doesn't help.



I can understand that, But you can't understand me because you're part of the Gang, and it clouds your judgement.



Griping about it and stating that YOU ARE ALL LOSERS. ALL OF YOU WHO SEEK ACCEPTANCE IN THE FORM OF TEXT FLIRTS ARE UGLY AND CANNOT GET BA PASSING GLANCE LET ALONE A NIGHT OF LUST IN A NORMAL REALWORLD SITUATION. Doesn't do me alot of good, But hopefully it makes you ugly Carrolls think.



Over the past week, I've made several threads that were successful in my opinion. They all had either a Story, a question or an objective for replies, Based on at least a shred of humor.



Now, Roofie, YOU don't follow this because YOU never start threads that are intended for hilarity.



However, Do you realize, on top of how much I detest the lot of you unskilled ones, how hard it is to Contribute to any thread, let alone my own, while everyone else in the Gang is essentially flooding with Shakespearety insults and recycled hate?



It's tough.



So Frost you. I HAVE tried to make this Shakespeareheap a better place, but you all keep pissing on the walls and calling it art.

Keep playing, Kids.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:34 PM

It was going to you, wasn't it Jilly?

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:35 PM

I am so sorry Chickens. I am an insensitive bitch. You may goatse me now.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:35 PM

Hat has a wedgie.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:35 PM

Seor Poopypants

2/27/2006 2:51 pm

Since the rating system is assbackwards, I've decided to rate you all with 5 orbs.

Congratulations, you are all side splittingly funny now...

turtle10 42,578 26
02/27/2006 03:36 PM

Hey Chance

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
02/27/2006 03:37 PM

You may goatse me now.



I'll wait till I meet you in person.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:37 PM

Hahahaha! Hatler is a weenie!

turtle10 42,578 26
02/27/2006 03:38 PM

I did it all for the clickies, the clickies, so you can clickie my ass.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 03:38 PM

<action>pisses on the wall but gets some on her pants</action>



Look guys! I made art!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:38 PM

You know, fresh salsa is much tastier than the jarred variety, and is quite simple to make.



You can use either fresh tomatoes, or your favorite canned variety. Add whatever amount you like of the following ingredients:

jalapeno

cilantro

salt

pepper

fresh garlic

red onion

juice of lime





Stir and enjoy!

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:41 PM

<action> winks at Turtle </action>

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
02/27/2006 03:41 PM

Orbs!

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:42 PM

I ran out of orbs, sorry.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/27/2006 03:42 PM

Sorry Chance, I must have squirted lemon juice in your eye

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:43 PM

<action>'s turtle winks a Chance</action>

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 03:44 PM

<action>licks Chance's eyeball and does a shot</action>



Mmmm, lemon.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/27/2006 03:44 PM

You know, fresh salsa is much tastier than the jarred variety, and is quite simple to make.



Tomatillos! Salsa Verde!

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:45 PM

WINKING BROWN EYE!!!

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
02/27/2006 03:45 PM

<action>gazes at Darrin's "art"</action>

Beautiful symbolism of your inner angst, but I would have added a little more to the top left corner.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 03:45 PM

Bark at the hole, baby.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/27/2006 03:46 PM

I'm popular on the internet.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:46 PM

I usually take several handfuls of Tomatillas and chop them as fine as possible, add cilantro, jalepeno, lime, salt, pepper, and garlic. That's some tasty Salsa Verde.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 03:48 PM

I am too Ollie! Isnt it grand?

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
02/27/2006 03:48 PM

*I have no opinion on this really.

























***Like I actually read it.











***

** Ok, I did read it and I kind of agree with Hat.











*** Ok, not really but kinda.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
02/27/2006 03:48 PM

I can understand that, But you can't understand me because you're part of the Gang, and it clouds your judgement.



Am ... gulp...I part of "The Gang"?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:48 PM

I disagree.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
02/27/2006 03:49 PM

Frost all you guys, I'm goin to the beachhouse.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:51 PM

You know what is good with salsa?



Tortilla chips.



And margaritas.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/27/2006 03:52 PM

I'm not popular on the internet, but I am huge in Germany

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
02/27/2006 03:53 PM

Turtle is David Hasslehoff?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 03:53 PM

I'm looking for an obese albino midget to sit on my head and shart.

E-mail if interested.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
02/27/2006 03:55 PM

Well, am I?

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 03:55 PM

This reminds me of the last time I was in Tijuana.



I was nailing this hooker with no teeth and a black eye.



We had been eating this fiery salsa, and drinking Mezcal all night.

She kept saying, "Get your hands off of me, my name is Ron, and I am a man."



My Mexican is a little rusty, and I couldn't translate it that well, but after I handed her $20 and gave her a good smackin' that bitch laid down.





Oh man, that Mezcal... she sho' do pack a punch.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:00 PM

I am huge in Germany



I am huge in my pants.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/27/2006 04:03 PM

Hemroids acting up?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:05 PM

Can't we all just get along?



Seriously, though, you're all making Bankey weep so much that he can't post.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 04:05 PM

I was just kidding of course, I love you all.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/27/2006 04:09 PM

you're all making Bankey weep so much that he can't post.



Isn't it only weeping if it's coming out his eyes?

Noki_Banned_It 76,490 10
02/27/2006 04:09 PM

"Seriously, though, you're all making Bankey weep so much that he can't post."



I thought baseball season was over.

Bankey 70,843 10
02/27/2006 04:12 PM

<action>sobs uncontrollably</action>

Bankey 70,843 10
02/27/2006 04:13 PM

<action>finishes masturbating</action>

Bankey 70,843 10
02/27/2006 04:13 PM

so, what'd I miss?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:16 PM

Your sock.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 04:17 PM

so, what'd I miss?



Salsa!

Slave Chick 16,937 8
02/27/2006 04:28 PM

Poopers, here's a small(and I do mean *small*) diversion/distraction

sumthin for your drab attack.

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
02/27/2006 04:35 PM

I quit for two hours and this is what happens?!

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:38 PM

Say, that reminds me. When are we going to see Phla's ass?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 04:38 PM

So...who wants to hump?

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
02/27/2006 04:40 PM

Forget the ass. When are we going to get rid of that crazy bitch?

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillain! 60,724 12
02/27/2006 04:43 PM

Mr. Sir. Kicks Senior in his testes.





WHAT THE Frost DID I DO, YOU Emerson?!

TacoCrunch 61,976 36
02/27/2006 04:43 PM

It's people like poopypants who make me really, really miss hammerhead. Hat, I love you dearly but it's just not the same.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 04:49 PM

yawn...

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillain! 60,724 12
02/27/2006 04:51 PM

Oh! It's time for his nap!



You want some juice, too, you blubbering vagina?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:51 PM

Forget the ass.



I do not wish to forget the ass.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:52 PM

Mmmm... vaginal juuuuuuice...

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 04:53 PM

I have gas.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillain! 60,724 12
02/27/2006 04:53 PM

<action>burps Senor....with a knife</action>

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillain! 60,724 12
02/27/2006 04:54 PM

Man. This is dumb. I keep feeling like I'm flaming myself.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 04:57 PM

You do realize senior and seor are two different words, right?

moron...

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 04:58 PM

There's a ten ton elephant in the room that everyone's ignoring.



...the farted-out cumstain.





































...and Jane's disgusting joke, too.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:58 PM

Yeah, he may be a moron but he's got a bubble butt that won't quit.

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 04:59 PM

You know, while you claim to have never laughed, you've still given out 150 fivers.



I think you're lying.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 04:59 PM

It's people like poopypants who make me really, really miss hammerhead. Hat, I love you dearly but it's just not the same.



Were you even around when HH was or are you just trying to fit in? Cause thats not the way to do it.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 04:59 PM

WHAT THE HELL???

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 05:00 PM

What what?

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 05:00 PM

Great. Now I'm gonna get slapped by Bankey.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 05:01 PM

Actually, I miss Hammer myself. I mean, I am a n00b but I would miss him if I knew hi....aw, Frost it.



Miracles misses Hammer.

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 05:02 PM

<action>rides a dead horse off into the sunset. Well, tries to. But seeing as the horse is dead, he really doesn't go anywhere. Hides behind a bush and claims he rode into the sunset.</action>

TacoCrunch 61,976 36
02/27/2006 05:02 PM

Yes I was around in the days of Hammerhead, and Mookie, and so many other lost GABbers. I gabbed back in '03, and lost my password.

Chance 171,275 14
02/27/2006 05:03 PM

What was your screen name?

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 05:04 PM

No yorkie...

Seor Poopypants

2/27/2006 2:51 pm

Since the rating system is assbackwards, I've decided to rate you all with 5 orbs.

Congratulations, you are all side splittingly funny now...

turtle10 42,578 26
02/27/2006 05:06 PM

I take orbs anyway I can get them. I have no shame.

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 05:07 PM

Nice cover.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
02/27/2006 05:09 PM

I suggest you read the whole topic.



Off to poop, brb

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 05:10 PM

Yeah, cause I want to wade through 200+ posts of Shakespeare. That sounds like a good use of my time.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
02/27/2006 05:10 PM

Maybe you can recover your head.



Good luck!

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 05:11 PM

Shakespeare? Where is Shakespeare?

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 05:11 PM

You know what burns surprisingly well?



Band-Aids.

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 05:12 PM

On your wang, Frat.

Yorkie Thompson: Got a full on robot chubby 60,724 12
02/27/2006 05:13 PM

And burning Band-Aids smell quite a bit like a burning cigarette.





What a strange, and somewhat ironic, coincidence.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 05:14 PM

On your wang, Frat.



Hahahahahahahaha you didn't lick all of it off.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/27/2006 05:17 PM

Wait, did I just burn myself?

Lew Pee Ants 26,981 11
02/27/2006 05:20 PM

God, Brad- You sure add to this place.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2006 05:42 PM

Can we please go back to not being funny?

Slave Chick 16,937 8
02/27/2006 05:44 PM

SD, I hid a gift for you behind the scenes.



Thanks for making GAB worthwhile.

TacoCrunch 61,976 36
02/27/2006 05:46 PM

Chance - JuggernautBaby13...I was about the same level of "annoying" as Jacobpants. I blame high school, but really I was just trying far, far too hard.



SD - Imitation is a form of flattery, so I guess Poopypants is a fan of you, JP, and the Shakespeares.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 06:57 PM

I love the Cars.



"You kept it goin' til the sun fell down. You kept it goin'."