Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 01:50 PM

What the hell! Its Christmas!

Phuc 237,919 21
03/02/2006 01:50 PM

"Blah blah blah beachouse blah blah..."

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 01:51 PM

"Wanna' Frost?"

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 01:52 PM

"Pardon me, while I Frost yo' wife."

Aimless 54,807 10
03/02/2006 01:53 PM

Man that guy really knows how to swing his stick. Speaking of sticks swinging...

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
03/02/2006 01:53 PM

heh, had the same thing happen, Chris. I have spent several weekends with a couple at Highland games before I went to their website and saw a link to their bondage hardware site. Hard to look at her the same.

Spudmonkey 579 8
03/02/2006 01:53 PM

You - "Great hockey game, eh?"

Them - "Yes it is."

You - "So I hear you're into gangbangs."

Them - "Shhh, after the game. If you're good we'll even let you wear the gimp mask."

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 01:54 PM

"Do either of you know my wife? No? Ok, cool."

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/02/2006 01:54 PM

"So, since you let random Internet strangers Frost your wife, I'm sure you'd let me, right? That's good - cause I already did. Thanks!"

Zolton, Living La Imogene Coca 88,200 34
03/02/2006 01:54 PM

Ask 'em if they'll 'shoot the Shakespeare' in your 'backyard tire'.



They'll know.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 01:55 PM

I don't know what you should say, but I definitely would not share bevarages or snacks with them.













Because they're both probably double dippers.

MyOface 495 7
03/02/2006 01:57 PM

Just to confirm, see if they appear arroused when you say...



Holy Shakespeare! Half of that team is in the box.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:04 PM

"These nachos sure are SLOPPY mere SECONDS after drenching them with cheese."

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:06 PM

"I watched the best DV(da) the other night."

Armored 3,923 8
03/02/2006 02:07 PM

I'm sure a simple high-five would suffice.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 02:08 PM

Ask them if they have ever thought of swapping permanently ?



If not, maybe you can still get a few minutes in the box for some high sticking.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:08 PM

"It sure is great to have the whole GANG together. More BANG for our entertainment buck."

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 02:09 PM

"You two are dirty sinners, would you like for me to pray for you?"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:10 PM

"Hockey sure can be dangerous. I'm glad they PLAY SAFE with all that PROTECTION."

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 02:10 PM

Armored! Where you been?

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 02:10 PM

"May I stick my nose in your wife's fartbox?"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:11 PM

"Man, the line was long to get in here. Sure glad I wasn't at the END OF THE TRAIN."

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 02:12 PM

"Your wife is so nasty, it looks like she would give sloppy firsts."

Spudmonkey 579 8
03/02/2006 02:13 PM

Just be careful they aren't leaders of some new vermont street gang. They might go maple syrup on yo ass.

MyOface 495 7
03/02/2006 02:13 PM

"I'm going for popcorn. Do you or your Frost-ing ho wife want anything?"

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/02/2006 02:14 PM

From their "Unfullfilled Fantasy" section of their profile:







3some with another female, 4some with another couple... We have fulfilled her fantasy of a 3some with another male which she thoroughly enjoyed!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 02:14 PM

Are any of these helping? You need to steer us in the right direction, Chriss.



Do you want to give this broad the rail, or ignore it, or what?

MyOface 495 7
03/02/2006 02:15 PM

"HI guys...sorry but it turns out that my son can't sleepover at Timmy's Friday..."

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 02:15 PM

ROOFIE! You are so making me pee my pants today.





...and for that I thank you.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:16 PM

"Did you see that fight? It was some HOT TWO ON TWO ACTION."

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 02:16 PM

"HI guys...sorry but it turns out that my son can't sleepover at Timmy's Friday..."



Heh, you don't know how Chriss treats his son.

Armored 3,923 8
03/02/2006 02:16 PM

By approaching the subject you only incriminate yourself. Obviously "Vermont Gangbangers" is not a website one normally browses while on their lunch-break.



...unless you're associated with ZUG that is.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:16 PM

"That forward's good, they need to DOUBLETEAM him if they want to win."

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/02/2006 02:17 PM

Ask'em if they know the 'real' Suzie McMuffin and if so, do they have any pictures.







'Cuz, um....Ollie wants to see them.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:19 PM

"That goalie must be worn out, he's just spreading his legs and letting everything in."

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 02:19 PM

Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, hint hint.

MyOface 495 7
03/02/2006 02:20 PM

"I don't know about you two but I just love to help the players carry their sticks and bags..."

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/02/2006 02:21 PM

3some with another female



Does it have to be a real girl or do ya'll goldfish?

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/02/2006 02:22 PM

Can my buddy in Baltimore pee on your wife's tits?

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 02:23 PM

3some with another male which she thoroughly enjoyed!



Uh sounds like all they can get for some group action is a gay dude. Are they not attractive folks? I hope they don't come to your home, if so I'd place a Bible and some toilet seat covers in your bathroom.

Spudmonkey 579 8
03/02/2006 02:23 PM

That [hockey sexual innuendo] is amazing. By the way, your wife is smokin'. Perhaps later we can [sexual innuendo] together.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:26 PM

"That player needs to quit taking shots, it's nothing but a swing and a miss, a swing and a miss."

Spudmonkey 579 8
03/02/2006 02:27 PM

Or you can just spend the entire game mumbling

sexsexsexColeridgesexsexsexsexCarrollsex

sexsexsexsexnipplesexsexsexsex

sexsexthreesomesexsexsexsexsex

under your breath. It works just like subliminal advertising.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:27 PM

"That goalie keeps leaving himself OPEN. It's a MARRIAGE of stupidity and availability."

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/02/2006 02:28 PM

I'd tell them that... you were at the radio station one morning, and in your studio was another co-worker, who happens to be Way gay.



He told you about this website that he and his "friend" are on... it's basically a website for people who swing, and I don't mean on a backyard tire.



You were perusing this website (because you're a dirty, dirty boy), and clicked on a profile.... and it turns out to be you guys.



After reading your profile further, I notice that you are the leaders of a group called "Vermont Gangbangs."



Because you aren't getting any action at home, you decided that posting what you had found on an internet comedy board would get you "orbs."

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:28 PM

"These seats are great. I can see all the action even though there are 20 guys in front of me."

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:30 PM

"These guys aren't scoring at all. Maybe if they switched up the teams a bit; tried something new and changed the rules."

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:31 PM

(Is it over? I think I'm the only one here. I'll be quiet now.)

Bankey 70,843 10
03/02/2006 02:31 PM

We need to DOUBLEteam their forward if we wanna get better PENETRATION

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 02:32 PM

Roofie, we've tapped that reserve on you, haven't we?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:33 PM

I think if you'd have tapped anything on me I'd have known it.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
03/02/2006 02:34 PM

So you like pina coladas? Taking walks in the rain?

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 02:34 PM

NO girl - your witty hocky/sex references are clever yet perverted and I loveitsomuch.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/02/2006 02:34 PM

Roofie, it's no secret that it's hard not to adore you.



And right now, it's even harder.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:40 PM

"I'm going to the concession stand. Hey Shirley, you got any tips on how to handle the line of guys?"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:41 PM

"Hey Chuck, I don't like the seating arrangement, mind if we SWAP?"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:42 PM

"If the ref's going to be blocking our view of the action all the time the least he could do is take pictures."

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:43 PM

(Yeah, I think it's a stretch now. I give.)

Noki_Banned_It 76,490 10
03/02/2006 02:43 PM

Hey, that guy should have been called for icing.







I'm not doing this right am I.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 02:47 PM

Can you believe it ? A Hat Trick !



That's three goals...in one game.





God, imagine that...three at once.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 02:53 PM

Hey, how about I check your wife hard into the glass and knock the bitch out, then you can do me in the butt ?

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
03/02/2006 02:55 PM

That was supposed to read:

So you like pina coladas? Taking walks in the rain? Video taping me tapping your wife's starfish in hte moonlight?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 02:58 PM

Yeah well it didn't. Instead it read "I am gay and like gay music."

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 02:58 PM

Face Off !

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 02:59 PM

I would venture to say that this is my favorite thread this week.

Aimless 54,807 10
03/02/2006 03:03 PM

Man I love hockey. Know what else I love? Watching another man pork my wife while I get a blow job from a strange woman and my ass rimmed by another man. I say this for no reason.

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/02/2006 03:10 PM

This thread is proof positive that Roofie:



A) Is a hockey fan and a swinger

B) Is a hockey fan and has been a swinger

C) Is a swinger and has been a hockey fan

D) Will be in the palm of my hand in a shower tonight that involves sesame oil

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 03:18 PM

True or False:



1. Roofie is a Canadian.

2. Roofie is in an open marriage.

3. Roofie had way too much time on her hands today.







FALSE, mother-FrostERS! QUIT JUDGING ME!

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/02/2006 03:32 PM

<action>removes the judge's robe, and puts his 'gavel' away</action>Wait...did you mean stop forming unsubstantiated opinions about your personal life and behavior?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 03:51 PM

I thought I was corroborating your story. What the Frost do I know?

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
03/02/2006 03:59 PM

I thought Roofie LIKED to play "courtroom".

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 04:06 PM

Hey, how about we put your wife on her knees in the goal, and you and I trade off taking shots on goal...Dart-Mouth style ?

thedemonkilla 356 7
03/02/2006 04:23 PM

I say have some fun with it.



First, you send them anonymous e-mails dropping references to the fact that they swing. The goal (see? hockey reference) is to get them freaked out. Don't send creepy stuff in the e-mails (i.e. YOUR WIFE IS PURTY STOP. GANGBANGED LATELY? STOP. WILL SEND MORE E-MAILS LIKE THIS STOP.), just sly little missives that indicate you know about their secret life.



Step two is mailing them something, like a picture of a swing. WEAR GLOVES and leave no forensic evidence, as they will probably go to the cops.



The third step is when you see them at the hockey game. Use as many references to swings and as much sexual innuendo as you can.



Finally, send them another letter in the mail, with another picture of a swing, but on the back it says "Hockey game was fun last night. We should do it again. Or a foursome. Whatever floats your boat."

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 04:28 PM

I like Kittun's the best. I also like chocolate pudding. Which is probably the cause of my dimply ass that you all love to laugh about.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 04:32 PM

This thread is proof positive that Roofie





Has been holding out. That little varmint is fuuuuny!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
03/02/2006 04:32 PM

What should you say to a gay guy at radio station?



AM or FM?

Millie 116,988 28
03/02/2006 11:01 PM

Well, no one has stated the obvious. They apparently do not find you or your wife attractive enough to invite the two of you to join them in sex.



If this upsets you, I think you should confront them and ask them if they think you're chopped liver or something--aren't you hot enough for them to lust after?



If you wouldn't want to have sex with either of them, I suggest you don't bring up the subject. Because they would think you don't find them sexually attractive, and they would be hurt, and your friendship would be ruined, and then you wouldn't be able to attend any hockey games for fear of running into them, and the situation being awkward.

Millie 116,988 28
03/02/2006 11:01 PM

Damn that last sentence was long. Sorry.

Globalcorp. Inc. CEO Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/02/2006 11:04 PM

You've seen CG in real life. He's like a grown-up Bat Boy.

See the softer side of Chance 171,275 14
03/02/2006 11:13 PM

I think you should say "Bag slap anyone?"



NSFW or home or anything really.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 11:35 PM

Damn Chance. My husband is crying now.







Serves him right for looking at my screen just then.

See the softer side of Chance 171,275 14
03/02/2006 11:37 PM

If hes crying now have him check out this.

Thank Jasco folks.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 11:39 PM

For cryin out loud !



You should be punished for that one Chance !

See the softer side of Chance 171,275 14
03/02/2006 11:39 PM

I think we have our knew shock sites!

See the softer side of Chance 171,275 14
03/02/2006 11:41 PM

Where did that K come from? Damn K thinks it can just pop up anywhere it wants.

Jasco the weirdly bearded 1,370 9
03/02/2006 11:42 PM

Thank Jasco folks.



Hey now, I think you should just clarify that by saying I provided the links, and not the footage!



Although, if someone is interested...

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/02/2006 11:49 PM

You're a bad, bad, oddly bearded man, Mr. Jasco !

Everyone's Grudge- the fuck you lookin at nigga? 2,480 11
03/03/2006 01:25 AM

Is it bad that I went back to look at the mudfall one a second time?

SquidBoy 19,912 12
03/03/2006 04:35 AM

3some with another male which she thoroughly enjoyed!



Uh sounds like all they can get for some group action is a gay dude. Are they not attractive folks?





So the wife enjoys Frost-ing another man, but this makes both her and her husband ugly and the other man a homosexual?



You suck at making sense.

MyOface 495 7
03/03/2006 08:53 AM

"So I guess the 2 of you getting your Frostin' done between periods?"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/03/2006 09:01 AM

That mudslide thing sorta makes tubgirl seem, well, quaint.



I think she's safe enough now to show grandma.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/03/2006 10:13 AM

See how many you can sit through.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/03/2006 10:15 AM

You may not want to play at work.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/03/2006 10:15 AM

<action>opens link, calmly closes the window, goes to the corner and is sick in the bin</action>

Yan the Oaf 3 7
03/06/2006 10:36 PM

"Hey, how's it banging... I mean, going..."