McPants is standing on the shoreline. 19,555 11
03/02/2006 05:41 PM

"I Bet He Drinks McPants"



Heh.

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/02/2006 05:43 PM

I'll let this one slide, because it doesn't suck all that much.



But seriously, I'll give you a cookie if you stop making threads.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 05:44 PM

Um, what kind of cookie? If it's Pepperidge Farm Milanos, you're on.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 05:44 PM

And I want a whole bag. Unopened.

turtle10 42,578 26
03/02/2006 05:44 PM

Better Ingredients, Better Turtle.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 05:45 PM

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Jill.



I like.

turtle10 42,578 26
03/02/2006 05:48 PM

Double the Pleasure, Double the Turtle.





heh

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/02/2006 05:49 PM

Can you tell Phla from butter?



Because I can't. (Mint milanos.)

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 05:50 PM

No regular chocolate. Or even better ...the double chocolate. IIIII haaaave the poweeeerrrrr!

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/02/2006 05:51 PM

"Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Demomonkey."



THAT WEBSITES KUNG FU IS NO MATCH FOR ME!









(That's a fun toy. Thank you.)

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 05:51 PM

Wanna be my friend?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
03/02/2006 05:52 PM

Snap into an Erika!

Lew Pee Ants 26,981 11
03/02/2006 05:52 PM

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Twatwaffle.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 05:55 PM

Two Hours of Phuc in Just Two Calories.

Bwa.Ha.Ha.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
03/02/2006 05:55 PM

Erika - Australian for Beer.





I like that one.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 05:57 PM

P-P-P-Pick Up A Ditdah.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/02/2006 05:57 PM

Chocolate Gash Hash Since 1911.



Please Don't Squeeze the Steamshovel.



Happiness is a Cigar Called Rusty Tits.

turtle10 42,578 26
03/02/2006 06:00 PM

Taste the Turtle.



Turtle-lickin' Good.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/02/2006 06:01 PM

Ho Ho Ho, Green Harvard Chick.



Oh.My.God. My past follows me wherever I go.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 06:02 PM

"Happiness is Roofie-Shaped."



That's not what those co-eds said.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
03/02/2006 06:03 PM

Erika - the Other White Meat.



Erika - It's What's for Dinner.



Life Should Taste as Good as Erika.





I'm sensing a trend...

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 06:04 PM

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Chance.



Su-freaking-perb.

Su-perb.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/02/2006 06:05 PM

Go To Work On A Jade.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 06:06 PM

"My Anti-Drug is Roofie."





Holy Frost-ing awesome.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:06 PM

See the Fratberry, Feel the Shine.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/02/2006 06:06 PM

Get John Hargrave or Get Out.



heh.

i can't stop somebodyhelpme

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:07 PM

<action>prefers</action>



Feel the Fratberry, See the Shine.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
03/02/2006 06:09 PM

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Erika.





See, I don't get that one. Don't they know how sweet I am?

</rimshot>

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:11 PM

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Fratberry.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:11 PM

That's just great.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
03/02/2006 06:13 PM

Lloyd Is Good For You.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:14 PM

A Finger of Fratberry is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 06:14 PM

"There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Roofie."



There sure as hell is.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
03/02/2006 06:15 PM

"A Glass and a Half in Every Erika."





Truer words have never been spoken. Although in a few hours I should be up to about 9 glasses.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:15 PM

I Wish I Were a Fratberry Weiner.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
03/02/2006 06:16 PM

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lloyd!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 06:19 PM

"And All Because The Lady Loves Roofie."



That's what I'm talkin' about.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/02/2006 06:21 PM

"Get busy with the Phuc."



Thas right, mah bizzles.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
03/02/2006 06:21 PM

The Lloyd With The Hole.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:21 PM

It's How Fratberry Is Done.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:21 PM

Melts In Your Fratberry, Not In Your Hand.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/02/2006 06:24 PM

Naughty, but Jade.





Heh. This may or may not be true.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
03/02/2006 06:26 PM

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Lloyd.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:28 PM

Last two...



Because Fratberry is Complicated Enough.



and...



Big Chocolate Fratberry.

Scorpion 4,080 9
03/02/2006 06:28 PM

I think it adds a certain mystique if you add 'In your pants' to the end of each of these slogans.





Have a Scorpion and Smile? In Your Pants

Gotta Lotta Scorpion? In Your Pants

Where Do You Want Scorpion To Go Today? In Your Pants

Scorpion Tested, Mother Approved. In Your Pants

Go On, Get Your Scorpion Out. In Your Pants

Make Room for the Scorpion In Your Pants

Splash Scorpion All Over. In Your Pants.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:32 PM

Big Chocolate Fratberry in your pants?



I don't think I like the sound of that.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/02/2006 06:33 PM

"Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Roofie."



I'm going to marry the Sloganizer.

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/02/2006 06:33 PM

Can you tell Phla from butter in your pants?



No. No you can not.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:36 PM

Ok, seriously last one...



Do The Fratberry.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/02/2006 06:36 PM

"Nobody Does It Like Jade."

Chance 171,275 14
03/02/2006 06:36 PM

I dont know what to make of this.



"Bridge That Gap with Chance."

McPants is standing on the shoreline. 19,555 11
03/02/2006 06:40 PM

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with McPants."



Oh, indeed you will.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 06:45 PM

Fall into the Jilly.



Hahahahahahahahaha.

Nobody Does It Like Jade. 14,453 11
03/02/2006 06:46 PM

"Taste the Jade."





I like where this is going!

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/02/2006 07:02 PM

What Can Manthishasbeendonesomuch Do For You?



Who Would You Have A Manthishasbeendonesomuch With?



Out Of The Strong Came Forth Manthishasbeendonesomuch.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2006 07:04 PM

</bitter>

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/02/2006 07:07 PM

<action>holds a gun to a kitten's head</action>





Do not Frost with me, mang!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/02/2006 07:19 PM

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Stone Cold Bikini Overnight.

Chance 171,275 14
03/02/2006 07:25 PM

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Chance.



Only Chance Has The Answer.



Come See the Softer Side of Chance.



Chance Really Satisfies.



Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Chance.



The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Chance.

TacoCrunch 61,976 36
03/02/2006 07:34 PM

"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Taco Crunch."



...about this time I feel it would be appropriate to explain the origin of "taco crunch."



A couple years back when I was but a wee high school lass, I was at the park with my friend. It was a nice day, and we stopped walking for a minute to observe a game of basketball being played by a local special ed social group. I laid down on a park bench, with her standing next to me, and without warning, she karate chopped me in the vajayjay as hard as she could whilst yelling, "TACO CRUNCH!"

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/02/2006 07:38 PM

You need a new friend. You're supposed to start out by touching it gently.

Zolton, Living La Imogene Coca 88,200 34
03/02/2006 07:46 PM

"You Ever Have That 'Not-So-Zolton' Feeling?"



I don't think I'm doing this right.

Cruz Karlov : Millionaire Zombie 9,993 12
03/02/2006 08:05 PM

"Nothing sucks like a Cruz"



Ssssh! Declan might hear you!

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/02/2006 08:06 PM

Did you just shush yourself?

Cruz Karlov : Millionaire Zombie 9,993 12
03/02/2006 08:13 PM

No, I shushed the lie machine.



Next it'll start telling people that I'm an incompetent boob or some such nonsense.

Turtle Lickin' Good 42,578 26
03/02/2006 09:23 PM

I was just talking to a friend about this slogan site. Jilly's name defaulted and this is what came up:



Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Jill



Who says it can't be random AND right

See the softer side of Chance 171,275 14
03/02/2006 09:23 PM

It's Different in a Chance.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
03/02/2006 10:16 PM

"Kids will do anything for Dino."

Globalcorp. Inc. CEO Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/02/2006 10:20 PM

This again?

Globalcorp. Inc. CEO Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/02/2006 10:20 PM

That's right bitches, I have been on the internet long enough to have seen this slogan thing thrice.

Globalcorp. Inc. CEO Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/02/2006 10:20 PM

What I mean to say is, please kill me.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 101,398 77
03/02/2006 10:36 PM

"UnderWhere Comes to Those Who Wait."



I wonder if Spicey saw this 29 years ago...

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/02/2006 11:17 PM

The Steaming Piles Of Shakespeare Of Paradise.



Steaming Piles Of Shakespeare - It Does a Body Good.



The server's currently creaking under a lot of reloading.





I just don't get that last one.

The Mafia ate my homework. 223 9
03/02/2006 11:50 PM

Don't Get Mad, Get Robot Jesus.



See the Robot Jesus, Feel the Shine.



Obey Your Robot Jesus.



Ding-Dong! Robot Jesus Calling!

SquidBoy 19,912 12
03/03/2006 04:51 AM

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole SquidBoy.



The SquidBoy For All Ages.



Happiness Is A Cigar Called SquidBoy.



It's A Lot Less SquidBoy Than A Hover.





















I don't like this game.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
02/25/2007 11:02 PM

I like this one. "Unizip A-No-Knee-Mousse".

daisypie 49,378 9
02/25/2007 11:08 PM

Bumping old Jilly threads? Are you another one of Pram's friends, Mousse?

daisypie 49,378 9
02/25/2007 11:09 PM

...but true, this one didn't suck as most.

Straw+ 98,000 37
02/25/2007 11:15 PM

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Straw?"

I like it!

Supernipple Marmite 12,955 12
02/25/2007 11:15 PM

How Do You Eat Your Marmite On Toast? Pfffttt

Marmite On Toast Keeps Going and Going. Yeah Baby

Things Happen After a Marmite On Toast. Like Herpes

Marmite On Toast Just Feels Right.
Yes. It. Does.

Who Would You Have A Marmite On Toast With? Well?

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/25/2007 11:19 PM

"Go away or I will pull your small intestine out through your Emerson and strangle you with it."

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/26/2007 12:25 AM

"Have you had your That's What She Said today?"

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/26/2007 02:17 AM

"All Sarah, All The Time"

Damn straight.

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/26/2007 02:19 AM

Heh. Do "vagina".
Its much funnier.

"Sharing The Vagina Of Your Life"

See?

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/26/2007 02:19 AM

"It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Vagina."

Ok, I'm done now.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
02/26/2007 05:06 AM

If You Can't Beat shadesofgrey, Join shadesofgrey.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
02/26/2007 05:21 AM

One I got with the word GABbers: "Just do GABbers".

Hollis the Great 7,284 14
02/26/2007 05:58 AM

Get the door- It's Hollis.

That's funny. Because I work at Domino's.

Briham is the Reason Waldo is Hiding 38,843 10
04/15/2007 04:24 AM

No-One Does Chicken Like Briham. Apparently, I'm into guys that wear kilts.

There's First Love, and There's Briham Love. Either way, the next morning is going to be awkward.

Mama's got the Magic of Briham.

You Can Really Taste The Briham!

Reach Out and Touch Briham.

Briham is the Reason Waldo is Hiding 38,843 10
04/15/2007 04:32 AM

Hey, they got a Movie Quote generator too!

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my Briham.

I am not a Briham! I am a human being. I am a man.

Come with Briham if you want to live.

Briham is the Reason Waldo is Hiding 38,843 10
04/15/2007 04:38 AM

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Briham.

I find your lack of Briham disturbing.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Briham. Aren't you?

I defy you! Come and kneel before Briham!

We can't stop here. This is Briham country.

Houston, we have a Briham.

Do not go into the Briham. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

Briham is the Reason Waldo is Hiding 38,843 10
04/15/2007 04:45 AM

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Coleridge.

Keep your friends close, but your Coleridge closer.

Ray, if someone asks if you are a Coleridge, you say, 'yes!'

Show me the Coleridge!

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Coleridge. That's the price she has to pay.

My mama always said life was like a box of Coleridge.

I am big! It's the Coleridge that got small.

A Coleridge. Shaken, not stirred.

!!!!!!!!!Pram!!!!!!!!!! 80,728 42
04/15/2007 05:13 AM

<action>tries out that sloganizer</action>Don't You Just Love Being In Dianada?

!!!!!!!!!Pram!!!!!!!!!! 80,728 42
04/15/2007 05:16 AM

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Froststick from the Oven.

!!!!!!!!!Pram!!!!!!!!!! 80,728 42
04/15/2007 05:23 AM

"They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Phuc.

RookWood knows what you did last summer 5,469 7
04/15/2007 05:30 AM

I would like to make sweet love to Taco under the moonlight.....















That's not a slogan, that's wishful thinking.

Nachos Mengele 57,521 23
04/15/2007 06:17 PM

Only if you're thinking of becoming the next Werehampsta.

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/15/2007 06:24 PM

Get busy with TheFoye.
TheFoye the other white meat.
TheFoye needs some Poe.

Wow, that thing works pretty well.

Jep Bush 58,758 13
04/15/2007 06:58 PM

The Jep Sign Means Happy Motoring

Simple Impartial Jep

That's What She Said 27,416 24
04/15/2007 07:05 PM

"You can't handle the TWSS!"

Jep Bush 58,758 13
04/15/2007 07:15 PM

The Jep Sign Means Happy Motoring

And you don't believe that, read this or this.

Simple Impartial Jep

Right, I have no bias. Whatsover.

You've Got Questions. We've Got Jep.

Indeed. I am omnipotent and all-knowing. That's why I started a cult.

Don't be an Amber Jep.

True. Amber Jep's are boring. Amber Alerts are where it's at.

Full Of Eastern Jep.

From 1991 to 1994, many Asian women were.

It's a Beautiful Jep.

Indeed.

Stimulation for Body and Jep.

That would be the Tits page. And midget porn.

You Too Can Have A Jep Like Mine.

OH NO YOU CAN'T!!!

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Jep.

That would be Ghetto Jep.

Jep Born and Bred.

At four little savages were.

An Army of Jep.

More like a navy...

Turn Loose The Jep.

Actually, that usually results in an instant arrest.

Feel the Jep.

Often and with enthusiasm.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Jep.

Yep, I last longer than diamonds baby!

Devon Knows How They Make Jep So Creamy.

Unless Devon looks like Anne Hathaway without teeth, I highly doubt it.

Made To Make Your Jep Water.

That belongs to Milwaukee's Best.

3-in-1 Protection for your Jep.

And you'll need it too with all the places I have been.

Have a Jep and Smile.

...or a rohphynol hangover and a raging case of herpes.

You Can Really Taste The Jep!

But only if you swallow!

Do You Have The Jep Inside?

Dammit! Now my computer's asking that question too?!?!

That's What She Said 27,416 24
04/15/2007 07:20 PM

Jep has a lot of time on his hands

Jep Bush 58,758 13
04/15/2007 07:28 PM

"Without TWSS on your hands, all you have is time."

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/15/2007 07:28 PM

Are you kidding? Jep can dash off 10,000 words in 8.3 seconds. It's been proven.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
04/15/2007 07:32 PM

I can't wait 'til his book gets published.

Jep Bush 58,758 13
04/15/2007 07:32 PM

And I'm only getting faster (typed in 0.009875476 seconds).

Jep Bush 58,758 13
04/15/2007 07:36 PM

I can't wait 'til his book gets published.

I can't wait until it gets written.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
04/15/2007 07:37 PM

Well then get on it Mr. Super-Typer!! What are you waiting for? At the rate you go you could have it done by the end of today!

Chop! Chop!

Jep Bush 58,758 13
04/15/2007 07:38 PM

Eight chapters done and then I hit a brick wall of work, kids, pregnant spouses, and trying to figure out how to word things so I don't get sued or arrested.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/15/2007 08:03 PM

how to word things so I don't get sued or arrested.

Call it a novel ?

Rene of the Dead 1,810 11
04/15/2007 08:56 PM

This Is Not Your Father's Rene.

Unless your father is that man that I had sex with under the picnic table tried to feel me up in the park a few weeks ago.

Pram 80,728 42
04/16/2007 08:55 AM

Snap into an Exploding Emerson!

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Cancer

You've Got Questions, We've Got AIDS

Ding-Dong! Whore Calling!

The Non-Sticky Sticky Dead Baby

Little. Yellow. Different. Adolf Hitler.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
04/16/2007 09:12 AM

I Feel Like Whistler Tonight

That makes two of us.

Just Do Whistler

I'll wait.

This Is Not Your Father's Whistler

No, it's your mother's!
Or maybe it's Whistler's Mother.
Or something.

Pram 80,728 42
04/16/2007 09:52 AM

Man, this thread was a tough sell.

Straw+ 98,000 37
04/16/2007 12:04 PM

You know the difference between you and me? I make Straw look good.

My personal stylist has been bragging again.

Pram 80,728 42
04/17/2007 01:49 AM

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anal sex.

Jeanetic D.N.A. 47,787 51
04/17/2007 02:04 AM

Wear Jeen.

Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Jeen?

Smart. Beautiful. Jeen.

Taste the Jeen.



I think the sloganizer has a crush on me!

Pram 80,728 42
04/17/2007 03:24 AM

Make yourself at home with my penis pump.

Humphrey 51,764 12
04/17/2007 04:32 AM

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Pram 80,728 42
04/17/2007 04:51 AM

<action>Houston, we have a</action>uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt problem.

Fezig 3,711 7
04/17/2007 04:14 PM

And now - the ORAL SEX!!!

(guess I could stay a bit longer)

Jepperoni 58,758 13
10/12/2008 04:56 PM

While we're bumping threads, I always liked this one.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/12/2008 07:07 PM

Dear Jesus (God, Allah, Yahweh, Buddha, Krishna, Ra, Zeus, etc.):

You know I don't really believe in you, but on the off chance that I'm wrong, and you had something to do with it, thank you for making Jilly go away.

All the best,

W.P.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/13/2008 09:40 AM

First time seeing this thread. This is what it generated for me:

Bill the Squirrel. little. yellow. different. better.

Stuffed Lobster Tail 18,568 33
10/13/2008 10:59 AM

I wish they all could be Lobster girls.

Unzip a Lobster.

Because I'm worth Lobster.

The best Lobster under one roof.

A tough Lobster to follow.

Lobster tested, mother approved.

I like this game!

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,976 36
02/15/2010 12:17 PM

I figured I'd bump this thread because:
a. It has one of my funniest posts.
b. The post directly preceding mine is now totally ironic and hilarious.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/15/2010 12:50 PM

WEIRD, I was just looking at this thread this morning, trying to figure out what your name means.

So, to recap, you bumped your funniest thread and I bumped the Unwelcome Mat.

That Is What She Hath Said 27,416 24
02/15/2010 12:55 PM

My funniest post was in this thread about poop. Ahh, Live.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/15/2010 12:56 PM

Have You Forgotten How Good Cinderblock Tastes?

CURB STOMP!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/15/2010 12:58 PM

A Finger of Cinderblock is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

This is why I'm no longer allowed to baby sit.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/15/2010 12:59 PM

Come and See the Softer Side of Cinderblock.

No, I'm pretty sure all of the sides are hard.

GenericGuy 284 7
02/15/2010 01:08 PM

Jon Stewart just made, and I quote, "a dick joke," so I try the sloganizer with "Dick." I get:

"Splash Dick All Over."

Crusty Ninja 32 6
02/15/2010 09:50 PM

"Get Crusty or get out."

Under Under Duck 101,398 77
02/16/2010 06:10 AM

"It takes a tough man to make a tender UnderWhere."

Apparently I like it rough.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,316 98
02/16/2010 06:13 AM

Get the door! It's KChiki!