See the softer side of Chance 171,275 14
03/03/2006 11:22 AM

They must have said "Hey fatso get a shirt that fits!"

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/03/2006 11:25 AM

Results 1 - 10 of about 155,000 for "That's what they said". (0.21 seconds)

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/03/2006 11:25 AM

Maybe his bellybutton swallowed up the words "BIG FAG" on the front.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/03/2006 11:33 AM

My sister got me a t-shirt for Christmas. It was an Abercrombie shirt. She drove 45 minutes to a mall in another town to get it for me. It was quite touching.



Unfortunatly, I never wear Abercrombie for two reasons: 1. It's not really for losers like me and 2. It's not for fat people like me. The shirt she got was an XL, but I could have sworn it was a medium. She didn't realize that muscle shirts are for people who have muscle rather than layers of fat. I tried it on and it showed every disgusting curve on my body. Not only that, but it was a bright orange shirt. Only about 2% of the population can look good in orange, and I am not one of those people. The real kicker was what was written on the front. Even though for the last three years I've said otherwise, she thought I still wanted to be a psychiatrist. Thus, she chose a shirt that had "I'm Crazy For Psych Majors" written on the front. I still can not believe that she found it in the men's section of the store. Behold, the horror.

MyOface 495 7
03/03/2006 11:37 AM

Maybe his bellybutton swallowed up the words "BIG FAG" on the front.



Went to go see if there was anything on the front....there was! It reads, "Turn Over" with an arrow pointing to the side. I'd hate to see the Froster who can turn that guy over.



Seriously though, now I'm stumped. FRONT - TURN OVER---> BACK - THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID!



I can only assume that he had the shirt made (70 pounds ago) as I can't envision someone seeing that shirt and thinking, "That's Frost-ing hillarious. I gotta get me one of those."

MyOface 495 7
03/03/2006 11:52 AM

Actually I love that shirt Brihamosaurus. The color's great and it hides the straps.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/03/2006 12:06 PM

Well, I suppose looking like a tangerine isn't as bad as having my bra straps show, but I already returned it.



As though in response to this, I recieved five sweaters for my birthday. Five big, loose sweaters.

MyOface 495 7
03/03/2006 12:12 PM

Cool! But once you sewed them together what did you do with the 8 extra sleeves?

Rider the Waffle Eater 2,014 9
03/03/2006 12:12 PM

That dude at your work is so emo.





















Or he thinks he is a big black chick today.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/03/2006 12:15 PM

Ouch, I think I just got owned by the noobie. Well played.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/03/2006 12:15 PM

If you read the front of the aforementioned shirt, then the back, it tells a harrowing tale of that poor man's taunting at the hands of a pack of rogue mimes.

MyOface 495 7
03/03/2006 12:16 PM

Just Frostin with ya Briha

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/03/2006 12:16 PM

Oh, and I made a set of condoms with the sleeves. What can I say, I'm proportional.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/03/2006 01:24 PM

Briham, look on the bright side. You're doobs are way bigger than Jilly's teots.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/03/2006 01:43 PM

If you squeeze 'em, mine make milkshakes.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
03/03/2006 01:46 PM

His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours."

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/03/2006 01:55 PM

Speaking of that, does anybody know where I can find more of these?

MyOface 495 7
03/03/2006 02:49 PM

Absolutely beautiful...



I asked the guy at lunch (his name is Andrew by the way - and I would hazard to guess a C-cup).



Once we established the whole meet and greet name thing....



ME: So what does your shirt mean?



BRIHAM'S DAD: The shirt?



ME: Yes the shirt.



BRIHAM'S DAD: HAHA! It's supposed to be political satire. (He sounded very unsure as he said this)



ME: It is??? I don't get it.



BRIHAM'S DAD: You don't?



ME: No.



BRIHAM'S DAD: Really?



ME: NO............you don't either do you?



(uncomfortable pause)



BRIHAM'S DAD: No. A friend of my wife's gave it to me. I like the colour though.



We both chuckled a bit. I wanted to tell him how fat he looked in it but why ruin my new found friendship with "Andrew".

MyOface 495 7
03/03/2006 03:59 PM

OH NO! Now he wants to "chat" whenever we cross paths. Damn shirt.

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/03/2006 04:06 PM

FRAT! A link for you.



Hooray for art history class!

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/03/2006 04:12 PM

If you're not feeling creative.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
03/03/2006 04:36 PM

Briham, how bout some more pics of your sister?

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/03/2006 04:38 PM

My mom got me an aberzombie shirt from the same line as the psych major.



Mine was "Art Major: I do nudes."

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 04:42 PM

Your mom thinks you're Trae?

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/03/2006 05:10 PM

Sweet Jebus. Thanks Phla. I owe you an affectation.