Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/03/2006 04:45 PM

My purpose is to get down with Fraggle rock.



Down with Fraggle Rock!

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/03/2006 04:45 PM

Jilly, what is my porpoise?

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/03/2006 04:45 PM

How many Frost-ing times are you going to start a thread about the people who have visited Gab in the last hour?



Are you able dress yourself without assistance?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 04:46 PM

Stop starting threads, you moronic Carroll. I really hope your first child is stillborn and your uterus is ruined so your genes will die* with you.



















*please be by next Tuesday

Gno_Kei_Bahndeet 76,490 10
03/03/2006 04:48 PM

Jilly,



They're lurking. Finding out about the ways of the GAB. Honing their comedy to the point that any thread will be so funny that the subject itself will cause the guy in the cube next to you to pee himself.



</hint>

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/03/2006 04:48 PM

The hate rolls off your fingers way too easily BIG. Seriously take a prozac.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 04:49 PM

BIG, Gaptooth, were your names in bold? Yeah, I didn't think so. NOW GO AWAY and never ever talk to me because you are both very mean and rude and fat.

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/03/2006 04:51 PM

I'm Jilly and I made a thread!! Yay!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 04:56 PM

Jilly, if you don't want to read what I post you can leave. Really, there is nothing stopping you. Hell, maybe Ashley can teach you some of the things your boyfriend likes in bed, that way he won't Frost her everyday, just every other.

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/03/2006 04:59 PM

won't Frost her everyday, just every other.



don't try to confuse us with your obfuscated lawyer rhetoric.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 04:59 PM

BIG, are you in a bad mood today? Just wondering.

turtle10 42,578 26
03/03/2006 05:00 PM

My feet are really sweaty today

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:02 PM

No, not at all.



But Kake learned a big boy word, good for you.

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/03/2006 05:02 PM

I'm wicked smaht, dude.

44,835 9
03/03/2006 05:02 PM

BIG, are you going to the dance? Just wondering.



P.S.

I have a crush on you.



P.P.S.

I tied my own velcros today.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
03/03/2006 05:03 PM

Mr. Sir, I noticed that I'm on top of you in that list.



In other words, all is as it should be.

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/03/2006 05:04 PM

My actual purpose is that I'm actually Jilly. I have been from the beginning, using a proxy, and that's where I've been.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:07 PM

Hah. Remember Peggy Hill? Totally me. But then people seemed to like her. She got 5 orbs for one post. I got jealous so I killed her.

Jaime 1,000 10
03/03/2006 05:15 PM

I'm lurking.



I figured my other option would be to copy the "Who's On Zug" list and paste it into a post two days in a row, but hey, that would be pretty stupid.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:15 PM

Well played.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:18 PM

I'm lurking.



I figured my other option would be to copy the "Who's On Zug" list and paste it into a post two days in a row, but hey, that would be pretty stupid.



Though that was a jab at me, Frost-ing awesome. Now let's try to get 2% milk to post.

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/03/2006 05:20 PM

I'm sure Jaime is THRILLED that you approve of her comedic stylings.

beater of teh meat 10,702 8
03/03/2006 05:21 PM

Though that was a jab at me, Frost-ing awesome.



That was not a jab. It was a wildly thrown haymaker that connected with just the right spot on your jaw, that it unlocked the secrets to the touch of death, and stole your soul. She demolished you. 5 orber. I would give you more if I could, Jaime.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:22 PM

Back to the basement with you, Gummo.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:24 PM

Jaime is the opposite of Darrin.

Jaime 1,000 10
03/03/2006 05:25 PM

BIG, very astute.

beater of teh meat 10,702 8
03/03/2006 05:25 PM

Back to the basement with you, Gummo



If by basement, you mean your underwear, then won't i just escape through one of the giant escape hatches mesh holes?

beater of teh meat 10,702 8
03/03/2006 05:26 PM

BIG, very astute.



Ass-Toot

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:27 PM

Gummo! Wake up!!! You must have fallen asleep. You were dreaming that I would let you within a 2,967,437,543,945 mile radius of my underwear.

HR Panda 181,795 70
03/03/2006 05:29 PM

Jilly is the product of her mothers autoerotic asphixiation.

beater of teh meat 10,702 8
03/03/2006 05:31 PM

Gummo! Wake up!!! You must have fallen asleep. You were dreaming that I would let you within a 2,967,437,543,945 mile radius of my underwear.



A couple serious questions:

1.) Who the Frost is Gummo?

2.) What planet are you on right now because it can't be Earth if you are saying that i am at least 2,967,437,543,945 miles away from your underwear?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:31 PM

Jilly is what happens when a pregnant woman drinks.

HR Panda 181,795 70
03/03/2006 05:32 PM

Jilly is what happens when a pregnant woman drinks.



Yeah. Drano.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:33 PM

Either that or her father was a punk that couldn't punch hard enough to fully abort her.

beater of teh meat 10,702 8
03/03/2006 05:33 PM

Jilly is what happens when a pregnant woman drinks.



Pokes her defenseless fetus in the soft-spot with an 11 inch greasy black dildo al a Trixie.

HR Panda 181,795 70
03/03/2006 05:34 PM

That's assuming her mother knew his name.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/03/2006 05:35 PM

Now I understand why they want abortion.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:36 PM

Customer #987324

HR Panda 181,795 70
03/03/2006 05:38 PM

Customer #987324



It's abortion, so shouldn't it be Customer # -987324?

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:38 PM

1.) Who the copulate is Gummo? You're an idiot

2.) What planet are you on right now because it can't be Earth if you are saying that i am at least 2,967,437,543,945 miles away from your underwear? I just punched a bunch of numbers. Idiot.Plus I said you were dreaming which defies logic.Idiot.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:40 PM

BIG - I am sorry that you were beaten as a child. Lexapro. Try it. Please.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:40 PM

Oh, I thought you wanted to know the father's name.





Too bad it wasn't Miracles' ex, he made sure the abortion was done correctly.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:42 PM

Jilly, I am sorry you didn't drown in the hurricane. Suicide. Try it.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:43 PM

Oh Frost that BIG. You always have to take Shakespeare too far. Miracles didn't have Shakespeare to do with this conversation. You are such an evil bastard you will never find love. You piss me off beyond pissed off. You are hateful and evil and you can go Frost yourself with a jigsaw up your ass.

HR Panda 181,795 70
03/03/2006 05:44 PM

BIG obviously needs to get laid.



Jilly, clearly, needs to die.



I have a soloution: Choke Frost. With a happy finish for both.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:44 PM

Miracles doesn't post on GAB anymore. Why should it matter if I bring something up?



Also, GAB isn't real.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:46 PM

Panda shut up already.

I have a lot more to say to you BIG, you Frost-ing internet loser. I hate you. ARRRGHH I hate you so much. How do you live with yourself you heartless bastard?? Do you wake up every morning and say "Shakespeare, I'm still alive"? You are a miserable FrostShakespeareass from hell and I hate you I hate you.













That felt so good.

HR Panda 181,795 70
03/03/2006 05:48 PM

Sticks and stones my break some bones, but text on a message board never really means much of anything.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/03/2006 05:48 PM

"Also, GAB isn't real."



I always wondered how psychotic breaks with reality started.



I never dreamt I'd have a front row seat to one though!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:50 PM

Phla lives with herself. I live with a roommate. I usually wake up and say, "Frost, I have to catch the train in 40 minutes."



You really have anger issues. You should see a doctor about them. Try Dr. Kevorkian.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:51 PM

Frost off fat man.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:54 PM

This is fun.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/03/2006 05:56 PM

Jilly, if you want to hurt BIG, insulting his appearance or personality will accomplish nothing.



Try this.



Hey BIG. Every time you say something mean about Jilly, I'm going to take a shot of Jamesons Gold Irish.









And mix it.









With root beer.









Diet. Root beer.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 05:57 PM

DIE MONKEY BOY YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 05:59 PM

I don't want to hurt the ShakespeareassFrosterPoe face... I am just stating my opinion. Which just so happens to be fact. My heart rate just came down from the last post I made about that stupid fat Frostassdickhead...so that is all.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 06:02 PM

Wow, Jillyhag called me fat. What's next? Is she going to say water's wet?

PeggyHill 66 8
03/03/2006 06:05 PM

I agree with everything Jilly says about big.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/03/2006 06:06 PM

Jilly, you're not going to get people on your side by doing that.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 06:06 PM

Oh great, the humpstain has two accounts.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 06:08 PM

Ditdah, I don't want people "on my side" I am not in elementary school. I hate BIG and I think he is the devil's spawn and I have had enough of his Shakespeare.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 06:09 PM

As I mentioned earlier. If you don't like what I post, you can leave. No one is forcing you to stay.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/03/2006 06:10 PM

No I want you to leave. You are a joy buster. I am going home now .

Eat a bloody tampon sandwich.

Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs 44,452 11
03/03/2006 06:12 PM

Haha... Jilly switched accounts to back herself up. This is too good to make up.



But seriously, cut it out, Chris Garrett.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 06:13 PM

I guess if you want me to leave you can suggest it to John or Al or Seth. But you should go home. Get some rest. Enjoy the weekend. And comeback to us rested on Monday. At that time there will be a whole new list of GABbers for you to post.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/03/2006 06:14 PM

Oh great, the humpstain has two accounts.



*glug*



*fizz*



*gulp*



Hmmm. Not bad. Kind of like a glass of molasses flavoured Zima. That is, if by molasses meant I meant "stoat feces".



Shame to waste good whiskey like this.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/03/2006 06:16 PM

At that time there will be a whole new list of GABbers for you to post.



Wanna take bets that I'm on it?

New Account 32 7
03/03/2006 06:16 PM

I agree with everything Captain Dan says about Robin Williams.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/03/2006 06:18 PM

Christ - I thought it was newwave.



Time to start drinking.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 06:19 PM

Demo, it might be implied that I was talking about Jilly. But hypothetically speaking, it could be any number of GABbers. CG, Chi Chi, and Kittuns are just a few of the people that have multiple accounts. So think about that and STEP AWAY FROM THE JAMESON'S YOU EVIL CANADIAN BASTARD.

CrazyInLove 245 8
03/03/2006 06:24 PM

i've been lurking for over a year now...learning the ways of gab.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/03/2006 06:28 PM

GABbers are wicked smaht.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/03/2006 06:53 PM

How come the conversation died as soon as I posted?





Damn it, I should've lurked longer.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/03/2006 06:59 PM

Blue Pancakes, I didn't come in here to see corpses hanging on hooks.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/03/2006 07:05 PM

Its going to be harder than that to talk me down now. I'm on the edge now.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
03/03/2006 08:52 PM

HA! This is classic. Where's that Slavebitch to whine endlessly about how BIG and Dit are giving Jilly too much Shakespeare? Oh, that's right - she only singles ME out thereby proving it wasn't her problem with my Jill posts that were her REAL beef.



Also, I've noticed that after an average of one post in protest when she's being reemed Jill immediately resorts to (what she thinks are) insults on appearance. She needs to sit back for about 5 seconds and think about it before she calls anyone else on this board unattractive.



Bitch, that would be like ME addressing you solely as "boobless" or "assless" or "mouth made for dick sucking" or "ugly". Say! That gives me an idea...

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/04/2006 10:42 AM

That offer to adopt you still stands.



Just sayin'.

The Amazing Chocobot 61 8
03/04/2006 12:02 PM

I wish I was on a list.

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/04/2006 12:06 PM

It's really not as cool as you think.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/04/2006 12:07 PM

I have no purpose. Are you new here or something?

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 12:17 PM

Blue Pancakes, I didn't come in here to see corpses hanging on hooks.







I did.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/05/2006 12:35 PM

Chit playing Haley Joel Osment in The 6th Sense of GAB:



"They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead."

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/05/2006 01:48 PM

When I see that crown, I think its me posting.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/05/2006 09:05 PM

I want to make out with Lila so badly right now.

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
03/05/2006 09:16 PM

Is GAB giving Jilly mental problems?

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/05/2006 09:17 PM

After re-reading this thread (hey, it's better than cutting myself) I am frankly astonished at the omission of the most obvious response to the title.



*ahem*



I SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL!

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
03/05/2006 09:17 PM

Ignore that post I just realised the problems were always there.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/05/2006 09:37 PM

At least now I understand where Jilly's orbs come from. I was beginning to wonder who the idiot was.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/05/2006 09:56 PM

Chance, you have your own tiara now, hands offa my crown!



On the by and by, I'm making something for Chance in my tile class, so I'll need to know if dark blue is an okay color or would he prefer a dark red? Or some other crazy-assed color?

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/05/2006 10:01 PM

He likes dark blue on account of all his manliness.

Can o' Slick 564 8
03/06/2006 12:44 AM

I have many purposes. Currently it is to ensure to you, Jilly, that even n00bs find you really, really annoying and not the least funny. So please consider choking, it's really easy to do, just look in the mirror.

Or crack your head open with a hammer in front of your webcam, I need a good laugh/orgasm.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/06/2006 12:48 AM

Not that it matters, but I am not on the Bash-Jilly bandwagon.



I just do not have time on my busy schedule. What with macram and all.

Can o' Slick 564 8
03/06/2006 12:53 AM

I wouldn't call it "bashing". I would call it "reasoning".



Or mostly "entertainment in a time of great boredom".

But "reasoning" seems more important.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/06/2006 09:03 AM

So please consider choking, it's really easy to do, just look in the mirror.

Or crack your head open with a hammer in front of your webcam, I need a good laugh/orgasm.

blahblahblah

stfu





n00bie boobie

SquidBoy 19,912 12
03/06/2006 09:27 AM

Well, I guess you told him!

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/06/2006 09:37 AM

On the by and by, I'm making something for Chance in my tile class, so I'll need to know if dark blue is an okay color or would he prefer a dark red? Or some other crazy-assed color?



Both of those colors are fine, as they are both his favorite colors. His uniform is red, if that helps.



I have to say that HC is the most considerate gabber ever. BFF!

No Lloydering 48,662 14
03/06/2006 09:58 AM

<action>speaks in an outrageous French accent</action>'ey Demo, we h'already got one!

Chance 171,275 14
08/17/2009 11:05 AM

Hey! I never got that tile thingy! WTF!

Millie 116,988 28
08/17/2009 07:11 PM

Pfft. I could have told you that would happen!

BarneyBites 2,612 19
08/17/2009 07:59 PM

Why?For Gods sake WHY did you bump it?






































dumbass

Redwing 3,887 30
08/17/2009 08:37 PM

Well Barney, I think she bumped it because she never got the tile thingy, and she wanted to know "What the Frost?"

P.S. I'd be very careful about calling certain folks around here a dumbass. Just trying to help.

Trae - New Mommy! 156,790 17
08/17/2009 08:42 PM

Seriously.

BarneyBites 2,612 19
08/18/2009 04:23 AM

WARNING! NEVER PWD{posting while drunk}What you read may not be what was typed!







oh yeah....















yesiamadumbass!

Chance 171,275 14
08/18/2009 06:35 AM

I can handle being called a dumbass. I've been called worse here.

BarneyBites 2,612 19
08/18/2009 07:23 AM

5 orbs for being a good sport

Ali 8=====D- - - -< Legend 844 7
08/18/2009 07:59 AM

'PWD' FTW.