Spicey McHaggis 102,652 13
03/05/2006 05:56 AM

Then we came back to the hotel and now I'm writing to you from the lobby. They have free wifi here. That's good. But you can only access it in the lobby. That's bad. It's a very nice lobby. That's good. Underwhere decided to stay in the room. That's bad.



I'd better go rectify the situation. Look for more updates as time allows.

Whistler P. McManus 139,862 19
03/05/2006 06:06 AM

Yeah! Rectify!





By rectify, he means anal, right?

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,061 11
03/05/2006 06:14 AM

Whoooooooooooo!



I hope you eat your wedding cake with sporks.

Hosteen Chickens 237,431 14
03/05/2006 06:18 AM

I hear your fiance' is an awesome person, kids-o-de-world-wise. IfyouknowwhatImean.

Spicey McHaggis 102,652 13
03/05/2006 08:48 PM

My finace is an awesome person in many ways, Chickens. That's why I'm marrying her.

Chit Eating Grin 163,388 10
03/05/2006 09:49 PM

We enjoyed ourselves and our friendly waitress was very excited to hear about are pending nuptials.





I only counted about 11 "pieces of flair" that she was wearing. Did she have a few on the backside ?

Spicey McHaggis 102,652 13
03/06/2006 07:19 AM

More pictures.



I'm running out of battery juice so I'll keep it short. We ate dinner tonight at a Cuban restaurant. It was great, but I think I'd better reign in my public displays of affection. We were sitting for a long time wondering where the check was. When I looked over and signaled our waiter he brought the check right to us. He was letting us have our alone time because I can't keep my hands (and lips) off of my wife to be. Consider that before calling me a fag for going to a tea bar.





PS. It was delicious tea.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 165,704 8
03/06/2006 07:25 AM

Awww. You two are adorable! You look so happy.







...

That wears off.

Whistler P. McManus 139,862 19
03/06/2006 07:54 AM

Is that Roofie with the snake?

Spicey McHaggis 102,652 13
03/06/2006 05:53 PM

I don't think so, Whistler. The breasts aren't big enough.

Roofie Raccoon 56,378 7
03/06/2006 07:18 PM

If it was me I'd be more scared about that Tranny looking at me than the blue skin of that other person.

turtle10 19,481 7
03/06/2006 07:27 PM

Thanks for stopping by, we should do it again.

TableTopJane 168,535 11
03/06/2006 07:36 PM

Spicey, I don't know if you got your marriage license yet. If you haven't, please punch the woman who gives it to you in the nose. Tell her that she is a horrible, mean, nasty woman who shouldn't be involved in what is supposed to be a happy day.



Also, I am so happy for the two of you. I wish I could be there for your wedding. Please give your wife-to-be a hug for me, and tell her I'm sorry I ever threatened her in a bathroom.

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,287 10
03/06/2006 08:39 PM

You two are just so darn cute together!



I wish I could be there to share in your joyous event!



By the way, is anyone checking your mail while you're away?

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,522 7
03/06/2006 08:54 PM

I am truly happy for you guys, and you make a great couple.



I think it's cool that the wedding is going down, and everything, and I wish you best of luck.



But,





Could you do me a favor, and on the big day, get someone ELSE to photograph you two???



I'm not saying that theres been a trend of self-taken portraits, or anything.

Big Irish Guy 173,960 10
03/06/2006 08:56 PM

Heh, its like they're attached at the head.

Spicey McHaggis 102,652 13
03/07/2006 08:01 AM

More pictures.



Let me start you off with some captions.



I don't want you're damned auto insurance.



Now THIS is the droid I was looking for!



And here are some pictures for Chris Garett.

Spicey McHaggis 102,652 13
03/08/2006 05:29 AM

We applied for our marriage license today. It was incredibly easy. They'll let any schmoe with $50 get one. Then we had lunch with Uncle Al. I also got to hang with my homey Sam Adams for a bit. Then we did a little shopping and Underwhere bought some touristy stuff at Quincy Market.



You may be thinking that we're a little skimpy on the pictures today. Well, yes and no. The photos of what we did the rest of the day are for paying customers only.

Spicey McHaggis 102,652 13
03/09/2006 08:38 PM

More pictures.



Yesterday was very educational. First we learned that Abraham Lincoln spent a lot of time on the toilet. We also learned that it is impossible to look cool while wearing 3D glasses.



We spent most of the day at the New England Aquarium watching penguins poop. We had a lot of fun even though I got a little crabby towards the end. And this guy was all like "whoa!"



Later we went to Harvard Square for teh funny. We got to meet Zolton and Harvard Chick. Good times were had by all, but no flash photography was allowed on account of Harvard Chick's recent eye surgery.

S. Kake 55,143 10
03/09/2006 08:55 PM

Did you see "Deep Sea 3d?" I saw that at the aquarium imax the other day. It was pretty sweet.

Roofie Raccoon 56,378 7
03/09/2006 08:56 PM

Good times were had by all, but no flash photography was allowed on account of Harvard Chick's recent eye surgery.



I don't know why you even bother to tell us you met if we can't see what everyone looks like. She's no BIG, you know. Whereas 50 people can confirm BIG's existence, the 5 of you could easily be conspiring.



Fat daughter.

S. Kake 55,143 10
03/09/2006 09:59 PM

Hey, people in Boston: My girl and I are going to go to trivia night at cheers tonight, the same cheers from last time. we won last time we played, but it's hard with only two people. Good times will be had.

turtle10 19,481 7
03/09/2006 10:06 PM

Whoa. then I was like whaoooo, and then you were like whaooo. thanks for getting my tough guy look

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,532 13
03/10/2006 06:18 AM

So Kake, are you coming to Spicey's bachelor party tomorrow night, and are you bringing your gf to the wedding?



Yes, we saw Deep Sea 3D. I think it's the best IMAX movie I've seen. I wanted to squeeze the little jellyfish until they popped. Unfortunately, they're slippery little suckers and I couldn't reach them from where I was sitting.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,532 13
03/10/2006 06:28 AM

Pictures from today



We took the train to Chinatown this morning, after having breakfast on the patio here at the hotel. I tried to fit in, but I think the slopes knew I wasn't one of them. We ate lunch at a Malayasian resturant called Penang, but I didn't eat much because Spicey ordered something that had tentacles in it.



We walked around Boston Commons for a bit in the afternoon. I posed by this fountain thinking that Spicey liked it for its historical properties, but later, when reviewing the photos, I realized that he's just a perv. Also, he has no respect at all for the father of the American Navy.

UnderHaggis 72,532 13
03/12/2006 08:38 PM

Friday's pictures



We met Dan's friend Ethan for lunch at Quincy Market, and then promptly got lost trying to find the State Street T-stop back to our hotel. Along the way we discovered a small park. The cool thing was that there was a transporter in it! However, it seemed to be broken; Spicey didn't get beamed anywhere.



We did eventually find the subway station - we renamed this particular one after Ditdah.



That night we went to Doyle's to drink, and uh...I had a lot. I don't remember much. Millie, Harvard Chick and Spicey's friend Ethan were there. Uncle Al, too - he told me to try some scotch, so I did. That is why I don't remember the rest of the night. That and the 9 or so fuzzy navels, I mean. I know I puked, but I don't think anyone got any pictures.

UnderHaggis 72,532 13
03/12/2006 08:40 PM

Shakespeare - I forgot to link to the most important pic of the day! Spicey and I got our marriage license. Yay! It's all legal and stuff for him to pee in my butt now.

dinesh 21,577 14
03/12/2006 09:22 PM

you can hardly see the wheelchair.

Roofie Raccoon 56,378 7
03/12/2006 09:24 PM

HC has some old white lady hands. Interesting.

Roofie Raccoon 56,378 7
03/12/2006 09:25 PM

Is Ethan wearing some kind of speed skating shirt under his t-shirt?

UnderWhere? is registered at Target.com 72,532 13
02/27/2008 01:02 PM

I'm bumping this to remind everyone that some desperate internet losers who marry each other can make their marriage last at least 2 years.

That's right, mother-Frosters. On March 11th, it'll be 2 years that teh Haggis and me tied the knot. Or rather, Al tied it for us. Either way, relationships that involve ropes are awesome because the other person can't escape.

Slinky 28,117 8
02/27/2008 02:09 PM

I wonder how much it would cost to buy Sage and Ima off to push thier wedding back by 3 days...

Zuggerina ~~chubby chuckle 464 5
12/30/2009 05:20 PM

Congratulations! .Have a happy married life and BTW here's a prank you should DEFINITELY pull on the first night . Well e-mail me for details .

Sippin champagne through a Straw 59,198 11
12/30/2009 05:24 PM

You'll have to get in your time machine and go back almost 4 years in order to share that HIlarious wedding night prank of yours.

The Mailman 128,916 13
12/30/2009 05:24 PM

Oh honey, no.

Frogpop 154,641 12
12/30/2009 07:55 PM

Is the prank ruining all the photo links?

Under the Camel, I mean Mistletoe 72,532 13
12/30/2009 11:37 PM

It's going to be 4 years in a couple of months.

I'm totally going to win the betting pool, suckers!