Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/05/2006 07:13 PM

Kitten One and Kitten Two.



Hey, nobody ever said I was original.

lupience-go-braugh! 26,981 11
03/05/2006 07:17 PM

Research and Development

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/05/2006 07:19 PM

Tubgirl and Goatse.

</obvious Gab answer>



Or, since they are both girls, it would have to be Goatsette I suppose.

Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
03/05/2006 07:20 PM

Tits and Ass.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 07:21 PM

Titties and Beer.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 07:21 PM

Damn you Poppy !

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 07:22 PM

Spit and Swallow ?

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/05/2006 07:25 PM

Fluffer and Deuce.

Humphrey 51,764 12
03/05/2006 07:25 PM

Meredith and Bruno.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 07:26 PM

Sodom and Gomorrha

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/05/2006 07:27 PM

Chance1 and Chance2

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/05/2006 07:28 PM

Kungpo and Friedrice

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/05/2006 07:33 PM

Sheba and Rose.

HR Panda 181,795 70
03/05/2006 07:33 PM

Kittuns and Vagina

Armored 3,923 8
03/05/2006 07:40 PM

Law and Order.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 07:44 PM

Mary-Kate and Ashley.





Especially if one of them is scrawny and has an eating disorder.

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/05/2006 07:50 PM

I like S and M.







































What's this thread about?

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
03/05/2006 07:54 PM

Since your kittens will eventually grow into big pussies, name them.





"Yeast Infection" and "vaginal warts"....





I'd like to see you standing on your front porch calling for both your cats!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/05/2006 07:57 PM

Zaphod, if you are any kind of sci-fi fan, then it would be a shame if you didn't name one of the cats Pixel. I asked Robert Heinlein, and he said it would be okay.

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/05/2006 07:58 PM

I hope theyre going to be indoor cats.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 08:04 PM

I hope theyre going to be indoor cats.





If not, you need to go with Bitches and Hoes.



Even if just for the look on your neighbors faces when you open the door and yell, "Here Bitches and Hoes...Where are my Bitches and Hoes at ?"

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/05/2006 08:04 PM

"Einsatzgruppen SS-Gruppenfhrer Dr. Otto Rasch" and "Bootsy".

Eric! at the Disco 278 8
03/05/2006 08:08 PM

"Zaphod" and "Beeblebrox"

</obvious>

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/05/2006 08:20 PM

Riboflavin and Soy Lecithin



</obvious>

</to me>

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
03/05/2006 08:26 PM

Gumba and Gavone

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
03/05/2006 08:27 PM

or



Goomba and Gumby

The future Mrs. McHaggis 101,398 77
03/05/2006 08:32 PM

Spicey and UnderWhere





What?

daisypie 49,378 9
03/05/2006 08:33 PM

<action>, ever the pedant, recognizes that Demo has either confused his 'Ottos', or his 'Gruppenfhrers' with his 'Brigadefhrers'... but, regardless, orbs the Monkey accordingly.</action>Awesome as always, Sir Ian!

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/05/2006 09:00 PM

Moose and Squirrel

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/05/2006 09:04 PM

Actually, I haven't. Of the 4 Einsatzgruppe operational over the course of the war, two were commanded by Brigadefuhrers, two by Gruppenfuhrers. This is easily explained when one considers the ad hoc organizational make up of the groups, drawn as they were from parts of other existing organizations such as the SS, Gestapo, Kripo and others.



I may be a hideously insensitive and offensive boor, but I'm a hideously insensitive and offensive boor who does his research.

Millie 116,988 28
03/05/2006 09:11 PM

Poe and Vagina.

Millie 116,988 28
03/05/2006 09:11 PM

Damn it, Panda-Girl! I should have read the thread first.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/05/2006 09:34 PM

Hmm, could you post your source material, Demo, or will I have to dig in my basement for my college textbook?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/05/2006 09:42 PM

Guzzler and Stains.





Imagine the fun when you call them.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/05/2006 09:43 PM

2 girl kitties:



Piss and Moan

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 09:52 PM

2 girl kitties:



Piss and Moan





Or Whine and Cheese

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/05/2006 09:56 PM

Thelma and Louise



Patty and Selma



Paris and Nicole

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/05/2006 09:58 PM

Inspired by the 78th Academy Awards,



Thelma and Louise

larkknot 3,359 10
03/05/2006 11:20 PM

I suggest Princess and Queenie. Because like all cats, they will be royal pains in the ass!

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
03/05/2006 11:25 PM

Chirp and Squark.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/05/2006 11:45 PM

Neep & Jaggy!

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
03/05/2006 11:49 PM

Hehe.



Ooh... haha and hehe.

Cry Havoc and let slip the sweater kittens of war 1,039 8
03/06/2006 12:28 AM

Gorgonzola and Ampersand

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/06/2006 12:33 AM

I would call them Steve.



I call everyone Steve. Except my brother-in-law.



Him I call Marty.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
03/06/2006 12:35 AM

Steve and Marty.





What?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/06/2006 12:39 AM

If you call them Steve and Marty, and people hear you calling for Steve and Marty every day, they'll think you're gay.



And with Brokeback Mountain taking all dem awards, being gay will be a great way to get chicks!



4. Profit.

Can o' Slick 564 8
03/06/2006 12:58 AM

I named my cat "Judas" because it's a Frost-ing traitor.



I recommend waiting for the first charecteristics to manifest. But don't call 'em Hitler and Bush just because they leave their Shakespeare around so other people can clean it up, that'd be politcally incorrect, or so I've been told.

Millie 116,988 28
03/06/2006 01:02 AM

How can a cat be a traitor? The beauty of cats is their first and sometimes only loyalty is to themselves. They can only betray themselves.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/06/2006 01:09 AM

<action>waits patiently for Demo's (erroneous) source...</action>

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/06/2006 01:11 AM

Cats may be able to betray themselves, but dogs can lick their own Emersons.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/06/2006 01:15 AM

Some cats can be trained to vomit on your girlfriends clothes too.





That kinda counts as loyalty.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
03/06/2006 01:17 AM

Another great quality of dogs is how they sniff each other's asses. Completely shameless.



They get their noses way up in each other's butts, bury it till there's no oxygen left and sniff like it's laced with bacon.

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
03/06/2006 01:18 AM

And that is why I have fish.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/06/2006 01:27 AM

Slightly unrelated, but interesting. Koalas eat eucalyptus leaves. Those leaves are poisonous, however, and the only way the koala can eat them is with the help of bacteria in their stomachs that help them digest it. They are not born with this bacteria, however, and must acquire it from their mothers. The only way to do this is by eating their mother's Shakespeare. The babies hang upside down under their mothers and eat the warm, chewy, green poo as it comes out of their mother's rear.

Slave Chick: 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/06/2006 01:29 AM

Are you kidding? You had to have made that up. I'm getting sick to my stomach.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/06/2006 01:34 AM

Koalas just got a little less cute for me.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,843 10
03/06/2006 05:49 PM

Are you kidding? You had to have made that up.



Oh really?



Show that to your kids if they ever complain about what you feed them.

Slave Chick: 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/06/2006 05:55 PM

Gag. *Spew* That's it! No more creamed spinach dip for me!

Jebediah Snork 45,655 12
03/06/2006 05:56 PM

Shakespeares and Giggles.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/06/2006 06:21 PM

Luke and Leia.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/06/2006 06:26 PM

Wait....you said they were both female? I done Frosted that one up.

Suicide Ranger's Trojandoll is not a horse. 27,937 12
03/06/2006 06:28 PM

Look if they are females, why don't you just name them to what women do all the time.





Nag and Whine.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/06/2006 07:29 PM

Gag. *Spew* That's it! No more creamed spinach dip for me!



You ungrateful tart. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get a koala to hold still long enough to squeeze it over a hollowed out pumpernickel?

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/06/2006 10:07 PM

No. Really, I don't. How hard is it?

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/06/2006 10:22 PM

Quite difficult, actually.



Oh, and you accidentally italicized a word in that sentence. Don't be embarassed. Happens to all of us sometime.



Glad to help!

Yan the Oaf 3 7
03/06/2006 10:24 PM

Georgie and Snowball.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/06/2006 10:25 PM

I think I'm allergic to pumpernickel. Can you help me with that too, DM?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/06/2006 10:25 PM

Eat a lot of it, prove that you can overcome this minor flaw.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/06/2006 10:26 PM

'fraid not.



You'll probably die.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/06/2006 10:26 PM

Yan, hello dear.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/06/2006 10:33 PM

I miss Daggy.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/06/2006 10:35 PM

I don't.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/06/2006 10:38 PM

Rambling drunkenese can be argued to be tolerable compared to some of the alternatives that have presented themselves.

Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
03/07/2006 04:59 AM

What colours are they? I want a black kitten and a ginger kitten so I can call them Sally and Gilly.



Or any distinguishing markings? Do you have a Smudge on your hands? How about Splat? Striped?



Smudge and Whiskers are cute names.

Jebediah Snork 45,655 12
03/07/2006 05:58 AM

You should name like I named my fists: Justice and Freedom.

Health Is Bad For Your Smoking 138 8
03/07/2006 06:00 AM

Lunch and dinner

lupience-go-braugh! 26,981 11
03/07/2006 06:36 AM

If they still have claws:

Velcro and Klingon

Bankey 70,843 10
03/07/2006 06:48 AM

Frostles and Asshat

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/07/2006 08:47 AM

I just counted up the votes and it looks like "Steve" and "Marty" is a slim favorite over "and that's why I have fish."

The Velvet Crusader 27 7
03/07/2006 08:50 AM

Try "Gingko Biloba" and "The Breathing Pinata." Those kinda sound like racehorse names though... if you have any of those

guzbag 112 7
03/07/2006 08:54 AM

Puttytat and Tittietwat

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/07/2006 08:56 AM

I have no idea what you should name your cats.

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
03/07/2006 08:56 AM

Fuzzy Clam and Twatwaffle

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/07/2006 09:07 AM

She Chat and Ghetto Gatto

guzbag 112 7
03/07/2006 09:18 AM

Can I redo my suggestion?



If so, I have put together the following list of cohesent twin names for your pussies.





Twat and Beaver



Carroll and Crevice



Crack and Tunnel



Clam and Chimney



Meat and Unit



Lips and Gadget



Suzy and Ethyl



Snatch and Fanny



Puff and Wee-Wee



Flesh and Muffin



Cave and Pocket...



and so on and so forth.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/07/2006 09:28 AM

Mangled Baby Ducks and Painful Rectal Itch







mmmm....that's good jam.

guzbag 112 7
03/07/2006 09:36 AM

Meat and Cleaver.

Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
03/07/2006 02:10 PM

and so on and so forth.



Awesome. Hey, And So On, get out of there! So Forth, get your arse down here, the curtains are not for climbing on. Have something to eat, And So On and So Forth.

Pubah, McGreensnot 56,805 18
03/16/2006 01:30 PM

Biff and Happy

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,327 12
03/16/2006 04:50 PM

Prozac and Zoloft





What?

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
03/16/2006 05:16 PM

Sodom and Gomorrah. If some one said it already, sorry. I was too lazy to read ALL the suggestions.

Sheamus O'Robot 67,630 16
03/16/2006 05:21 PM

Shelly Long and Ted Danson.



"Oh god, Shelly Long is licking herself again."



"Christ! Shelly Long is in heat again! When will she shut up!?"



"Ted Danson just puked all over the couch."

Fratty McHurtsalot 283,018 53
03/16/2006 05:23 PM

You wanna go where everybody knows you're gaaaaaaay

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/16/2006 05:26 PM

You could just name them after diseases that affect a Poe.



Chlamydia and Herpes.

Mrs.JM-wearing green skivvies 24,693 8
03/16/2006 05:28 PM

Larry Moe and Shemp, of course!

Darrin O'Gill and the Little People 21,346 0
03/16/2006 05:28 PM

Those affect you too, Slinky. You dick!

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/16/2006 05:29 PM

Those infected you Darrin. You Bitch!

No_tre_Dame 76,490 10
03/16/2006 05:33 PM

Jose' and Hose-b

Darrin O'Gill and the Little People 21,346 0
03/16/2006 05:33 PM

<action>hands Slinky a new finger</action>



Here. Frost yourself with this.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
03/16/2006 05:42 PM

I heard some sick Frosts use kittens for live shark bait around here.

No_tre_Dame 76,490 10
03/16/2006 05:53 PM

Dead sharks just don't seem to have a taste for "kitten" anymore.

Balfazz 518 9
03/16/2006 06:00 PM

Miss Fratberry and Miss Bratferry

BiteMySlice 378 7
03/16/2006 08:32 PM

Screw and You



Because really, isn't that what all cats say?

rock hound 156 7
03/16/2006 09:00 PM

irow - upeddle

Lloyd, Lloyd the Lleprechaun 48,662 14
03/17/2006 10:16 AM

If they were male, you could call them "Neil and Bob".

eater of teh meat and potatoes 10,702 8
03/17/2006 10:29 AM

You could call them Bill and Ted, just in case they go on any excelent/bogus adventures.

Trixxie O'Doornob and the little people. 65,026 15
03/17/2006 02:02 PM

Kang and Kodos

Pubah, Now With Green Poop 56,805 18
03/20/2006 11:40 AM

Edgar and Allen



They're both Poe