Fratberry 283,018 53
03/07/2006 09:16 AM

I've never wanted you more.

The Velvet Crusader 27 7
03/07/2006 09:16 AM

I don't know how they can be so matter of fact about it. If I was a doctor and I knew I was about to jam my own finger up a stranger's cornhole, I'd be a little upset by it.

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/07/2006 09:17 AM

Why did they do that? I've been to the doctor bunches of times and they have never ever done that.



Well, that one doctor did, but he bought me dinner and flowers first.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/07/2006 09:17 AM

Well, I mean a girl who talks about rectals and uses the word "cornhole". What could be more attractive?

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/07/2006 09:18 AM

Imagine how the Dr. felt about it.



Huh, "felt"

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/07/2006 09:20 AM

I've been to the doctor bunches of times and they have never ever done that.







Jilly was complaining of headaches.

Chickens down FIVE Pants sizes and 20 lbs 286,539 61
03/07/2006 09:21 AM

You think the docs can tell if a highway's been paved before? Well obviously if they go to stick in a finger and bottom out at their elbow, there might be a suspicion, but ya think the doc knows Jilly loves it up the pooper?

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/07/2006 09:22 AM

Why did they do that?



Uhuh...I had an "issue". Apparently I may have IBS...caused by stress. I'm wound a little tight. Hmm. Hooda thunk?

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
03/07/2006 09:24 AM

IBS, Itchy Ball Syndrome?

HR Panda: Breaking wills, stealing souls 181,795 70
03/07/2006 09:25 AM

Jilly? A tight-ass? Whoda thunk it.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/07/2006 09:25 AM

I try to live my life without regrets, but I do wish that when the doctors finger went up my ass, I had gone, "Ohhhh yea....baby, right there !"



Just to see the Doctor freak out a bit.



--Bob Goldthwait

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/07/2006 09:26 AM

That's weird. Someone just registered the jilloatse.cx domain name.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/07/2006 09:27 AM

Apparently I may have IBS



I was wrong. Now I've never wanted you more.

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
03/07/2006 09:27 AM

Last time I went to the "girl doctor" they did that to me too. Nothing quite like a speculum/finger double penetration.



I wanted a cigarette afterwards.

guzbag 112 7
03/07/2006 09:28 AM

I'm wound a little tight. Hmm. Hooda thunk?



Hoobastank...



Er, random thought.





Anyways:



I'm wound a little tight.



Was it tight, when the fingers went in- I mean... is it tight... and small...



How far did she go-

How tightly wound were you at the time... uhh... did it feel good...?



Frost it





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Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/07/2006 09:29 AM

I was wrong. Now I've never wanted you more.



Oh Frat, you don't even know. I have a bad hip too. Yeah, and I think I'm going to buy one of those beds that have a remote control.

guzbag 112 7
03/07/2006 09:33 AM

Nothing quite like a speculum/finger double penetration.



For some reason I feel as if I saw this act I would certainly spill bodily fluids immediatly.



Either premature ejaculation or instantanious vomiting, although I can't quite differenciate which one quite yet.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/07/2006 09:35 AM

IBS, Itchy Ball Syndrome?

Yes Piq, I have Itchy Ball Syndrome.

guzbag 112 7
03/07/2006 09:39 AM

Yes Piq, I have Itchy Ball Syndrome.



No yoni?

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
03/07/2006 09:57 AM

Ashley will be quite pleased if you have the IBS. More cornholing for her!