Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/07/2006 12:04 PM

Why is it that the center of your back is the spot that always itches the worst?

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/07/2006 12:06 PM

Inflatable Hallway: this icon makes you look fat.



And bald.



And old.

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/07/2006 12:06 PM

<action>seductively scratches Mr. Sir's back</action>

You can call me Plain Jane 173,958 15
03/07/2006 12:07 PM

I wake up, fall out of bed.

Drag a comb across my head

Find my way downstairs and drink a cup.

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/07/2006 12:08 PM

Find my way downstairs and drink a cup...



of piss.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/07/2006 12:09 PM

I wake in the morning and I step outside

And I take deep breath and I get real high

And I scream from the top of my lungs:

"What's goin' on!"

You can call me Plain Jane 173,958 15
03/07/2006 12:10 PM

Some mornings I change it, and I get up around seven.

Get outta bed around nine.

And I don't worry about nothin' no,

'Cause worrin's a waste of my time

You can call me Plain Jane 173,958 15
03/07/2006 12:10 PM

Yep. That's it. I'm done. Sorry, folks.

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/07/2006 12:11 PM

Early in the morning, risin' to the street

Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet

Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong

Got to find a reason why my money's all gone

I got a dalmation, and I can still get high

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/07/2006 12:12 PM

Hey Kittuns, I've got another itch that needs scratched... wanna' help with that?













































It's that damn psoriasis again.

Darrin 21,346 0
03/07/2006 12:14 PM

I hear the clock, it's six a.m.

I feel so far from where I've been

I got my eggs and my pancakes too

I got my maple syrup, everything but you.





Oh, and I never leave my towels on the floor anymore.

You can call me Plain Jane 173,958 15
03/07/2006 12:14 PM

Speaking of itches, I didn't sleep last night because I got into somethign I'm allergic to. I am covered with hives, and I can't stop scratching. The only parts of me not itchy right now, oddly enough, are my ass and my baby-maker. Which are usually the parts that DO itch.



I mention this for no reason. But I would LOVE some scratching help.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/07/2006 12:17 PM

The first day of my summer vacation

I woke up

I went downtown to look for a job

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/07/2006 12:18 PM

<action>scratched Mr. Sir again</action>

Ok, as long as you can help me out with my eczema.

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/07/2006 12:21 PM

huh

McPants is standing on the shoreline. 19,555 11
03/07/2006 12:21 PM

Waking up and getting up has never been easy

Oh, oh you should know

Oh, oh you should go

Make a cup of tea, put a record on

You can call me Plain Jane 173,958 15
03/07/2006 12:24 PM

My morning routine would go a lot better if you would remember to wake me up before you go-go.

A Hunka Hunka Burning Nachos 57,521 23
03/07/2006 12:26 PM

<action>sheds a finger and half the skin off his left arm</action>Can I play? I wouldn't recommend letting me do the scratching, but if you've got the urge to be the scratchee there's probably a bit of me laying around you can take home with you...

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/07/2006 12:27 PM

<action>plays with Jane like she's a yo-yo</action>

Gno_Kei_Bahndeet 76,490 10
03/07/2006 12:30 PM

I woke up this morning

and I had myself a beer.



The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/07/2006 12:54 PM

Woke up this morning

Put on my slippers

Walked in the kitchen

And died

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/07/2006 01:06 PM

well I woke up Sunday morning

with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt

and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad

so I had one more for dessert

You can call me Plain Jane 173,958 15
03/07/2006 01:07 PM

The future's uncertain and the end is always near.



My future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

You can call me Plain Jane 173,958 15
03/07/2006 01:08 PM

<action>remembers the topic of the thread</action>My future is so bright, I've gotta wear shades when I wake up in the morning.

Kittuns Under New Tense 44,835 9
03/07/2006 01:10 PM

That ain't workin'!

That's the way you do

Playing with your keyboards on the G-A-B

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/07/2006 01:20 PM

When I wake up in the morning, love

And the sunlight hurts my eyes

And something strange without a warning, love

Bears heavy on my mind



Then I look at you

And the world is all right with me

Just one look at you

And I know it's gonna be

A lovely day...

Darrin 21,346 0
03/07/2006 01:21 PM

Wake up! Wake up!

On a Saturday night

Maybe New York, maybe Hollywood and Vine.



Yeah, that's right. I quoted Hillary Duff from memory, bitches!

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/07/2006 01:22 PM

My morning routine seems to be unique. It consists primarily of not quoting song lyrics.



And sodomy.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/07/2006 01:24 PM

Everyone enjoys a little sodomy in the morning! Part of this balanced breakfast.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/07/2006 01:26 PM

Juice, toast, coffee, two eggs sunny side up MY ASS OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD and maybe some grapefruit.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/07/2006 01:38 PM

Wake up.

Show wife morning wood. Assess interest level.

Fart (dutch oven optional).

Pee.

Put on pants.

Walk dogs.

Coffee.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
03/07/2006 01:44 PM

Put on pants. Walk dogs.





Yes, that proves it, ladeeez and gennelmen, my brother lives in the hi-rent district.





In my gritty urban neighbourhood, the pants are entirely optional.

Aimless 54,807 10
03/07/2006 02:07 PM

Morning Routine:



2:00 am: Wake up because I dream the baby was crying

2:01 am: Realize it was a dream

2:30 am: Get woken up by BD because he thought he heard the baby cry

2:31 am: Realize it was a dream

3- 4 am: rinse and repeat

4:30 am: Baby is actually crying. BD and I do rock paper scissors to decide who has to get up. I win because BD is groggy and always does paper.

4:30-5am: lie in bed and listen to baby scream because baby wanted me, not BD

5:00 am: Rescue BD.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
03/07/2006 02:08 PM

7.00am Hit snooze



7.09am Hit snooze again



7.18am Hit snooze again



7.27 Hit snooze again



7.36am Hit snooze again



7.45am Hit snooze again, remember that it is late start wednesday (teacher training, reset alarm for 8.45am.



7.50am Woken my mother yelling at me for not bringing in the mail the day before. Throwing a parcel at me.



7.58am Online to thank person who sent me the DVDs and gabbing before I get down to some Serious Kate Mulgrew Loveliness.



Predictions for the rest of the morning: 9.30am miss train, distracted by Kate.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
04/08/2008 12:44 AM

You can call me Plain Jane
3/07/2006 11:07 am

I wake up, fall out of bed.
Drag a comb across my head
Find my way downstairs and drink a cup.

I accidentally found this thread while I was looking for something else, and realized something about myself.

I haven't said anything new or original in at least 2 years.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
04/08/2008 12:30 PM

I didn't check the dates on this one, and thought Mr Sir was back.

Damnit.

No Spring Chickens 286,539 61
04/10/2008 09:45 AM

Haven't we already done this thread?

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/10/2008 12:38 PM

It's April. We're into reruns already.