The future Mrs. McHaggis 101,398 77
03/09/2006 09:57 AM

This food tastes like Shakespeare.

Panda: the other black & white meat 181,795 70
03/09/2006 09:59 AM

Hey! Who put this peepee in my Coke?! I ordered Sprite!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/09/2006 10:03 AM

Ted's "all bran" restaurant gained popularity after the new furniture arrived.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/09/2006 10:04 AM

Toilet Bowl-O-Noodles.

Trivium 333 7
03/09/2006 10:05 AM

Due to the unnatural speed at which sushi moves through the digestive system, Mr. Morioka felt it necessary to take preemptive action. He hasn't had a Shakespearety mop since.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/09/2006 10:10 AM

Whoa...DO NOT GO IN THERE !

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
03/09/2006 10:18 AM

The ExLax Cafe, one of Tokyo's Grunge Hot Spots.

Randy Dicksin 12,363 11
03/09/2006 10:20 AM

I said I wanted the MEATLOAF!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/09/2006 10:47 AM

"I'll have 7 sheets of 3-ply, lavender-scented toilet paper please, and a medium-size flush."

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
03/09/2006 10:50 AM

"With no worries of the after effects, Ming Ha ordered extra curry."

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/09/2006 12:32 PM

The Chinese, ever efficient, have now eliminated digestion entirely. Their digestive systems have evolved into virtually a straight line from the mouth to the rectum, allowing the elimination process to begin immediately after ingesting food.



When asked about this development in the Chinese evolutionary developement, Prime Minister Hwang Hwong simply stated, "We got Shakespeare to do."

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/09/2006 01:04 PM

"Uhhh, how do I flush this mother-Froster?"

Phuc 237,919 21
03/09/2006 02:14 PM

Hiroshi has entered into a lucrative partnership with the Dunkin Donuts downstairs.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/09/2006 06:49 PM

"Hey. We're sitting on toliets! Did you guys know that?



Toilets!"

Darrin 21,346 0
03/09/2006 06:55 PM

Heh. He said he'd GO there.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/09/2006 07:02 PM

Bejing gets their first tamale joint.

The Velvet Crusader 27 7
03/09/2006 07:02 PM

I took my wife there for our first date.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/09/2006 07:03 PM

Walcam to ah numbatoo's, how many in you pahty?

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/09/2006 07:31 PM

At least the Japanese understand the concept of curtesy flush.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/09/2006 07:34 PM

The hot new diner for people with eating disorders, "Binge-N-Purge"

Jasco the weirdly bearded 1,370 9
03/09/2006 07:35 PM

Shakespearety Wok?

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/09/2006 07:36 PM

Isn't that spelled "katasei frahsh"?

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/09/2006 07:37 PM

It looks like Tim "The Toolman" Taylor finally got his wish for a "Real Man's Diner".

Humphrey 51,764 12
03/09/2006 07:47 PM

Head into the bathrooms and you'll find that you have to Shakespeare into a wok.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
03/09/2006 07:49 PM

Please do not flush leftovers. Chef can re-serve them.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/09/2006 07:59 PM

A new look for an old franchise.



After translation to Japanese, we get "The Outhouse Steakback"

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 161,353 14
03/09/2006 08:31 PM

Those people will just have to Shakespeare again in a half-hour.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/09/2006 08:40 PM

Chotto matte kudasai SkinnyBoy-san. Urusai!

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/09/2006 08:41 PM

Waiter: Can I get you a table for one ?



Hairlip Harry: Thats ok, I'll just Shakespeare at the bar.

Heyoka 1,000 9
03/10/2006 02:23 AM

"Well, we've got eggs, bacon, spam, prunes and spam... sausage, eggs, prunes, spam and prunes... prunes, prunes, eggs, prunes, spam and prunes... prunes, prunes, prunes, sausage and prunes...



(from across the room, a rising chorus is heard from the customers in funny Viking headgear)



PrunesPrunesPrunesPrunesLOVELY PRUNES, WONDERFUL PRUNES! PrunesPrunesPrunesPrunes, PrunesPrunesPrunesPrunesLOVELY PRUNES, WONDERFUL PRUNES



(from the server) SHUT UP ALREADY!!!



(The profound silence that follows is broken only by a muffled plopping noise from the third seat to the right...)

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/10/2006 03:07 AM

Well, it wouldn't be right if we didn't at least try the Poo-Poo Platter.

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
03/10/2006 08:41 AM

Inspired by the wave of laziness in the US, China begins dumbing down it's society.

Rev. Thwack 236 7
03/10/2006 05:11 PM

Taking a cue from New York City loft apartments, Chu Li found a unique and space-saving way to decorate her restaurant.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 05:19 PM

Just don't order the #2

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
03/11/2006 11:50 AM

psst... if they are Shakespeare-ing they're doing a piss poor job of it...



in my country we pull down our pants AND lift the lid...

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/11/2006 05:22 PM

I'd pass on the corn loaf, if I were you...

Woohoo 4 7
03/11/2006 06:13 PM

cause they want to

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/11/2006 06:14 PM

Dude, Shakespeare is the Frost-ing man, how could we not include him.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/11/2006 10:45 PM

The chick in the back has the lid UP. Either she doesn't get that the commodes are meant to give the joint atmosphere, or that place has really put the 'public' in 'public restrooms'...

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/11/2006 11:16 PM

This photo and cap con are obviously an ironic metaphor for another ZUG front page cap con going to Shakespeare.



Now bring on the ignorant NLI's!





You're good, Roofie.

BiteMySlice 378 7
03/12/2006 08:56 PM

This tastes like Shakespeare.

CharlesTheFirst 32 10
03/13/2006 01:54 PM

"After thinking long and hard about the cultural sensitivities of Europeans, Management of the Hung Mo Fast Food Chain decided not to include their ambience soundtrack in their Western franchises."



Now ratable!



(Oh my God I can't wait.)

S1mpleton 373 9
03/14/2006 10:52 AM

New Taco Bell restaurant design.

Stonerkid 2 7
03/14/2006 11:24 AM

Man this resturant is a real time saver

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/14/2006 11:30 AM

THIS FOOD IS CRAP!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/14/2006 11:31 AM

"Waiter, there appears to be a turd in my soup!"



"Shh, keep it down, or everybody will want some!"

S1mpleton 373 9
03/14/2006 11:36 AM

"I started to eat, then someone came in and I couldn't finish"

THESTALKER 742 0
03/15/2006 06:20 PM

Mc'Crappers opens third international franchise, in Sydney Australia.

Australians have been slow to grasp the concept of fully recycled food.



Franchisee inquireies to www.constipationcured.com

Joelman 0 7
03/15/2006 11:19 PM

a mere half hour before a week long starcraft lan.