>^.^< x2 44,835 9
03/09/2006 03:38 PM

I hope HC likes this thread better than mine.



Because this one isn't stupid at all.

Rider the Waffle Eater 2,014 9
03/09/2006 03:40 PM

Why did you type "frost". Just say Frost, man.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/09/2006 03:41 PM

Can you get that kid in your class to log in? I'd click him for that statement.



You? You can just go amuse yourself in the corner or something.

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/09/2006 03:47 PM

So this is what happens when I push the 'fart button'...

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/09/2006 03:50 PM

Stone Cold Bikini, I'm sorry to say, but the ZUG community isn't ready for Andy.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/09/2006 03:50 PM

The dude is probabally become a CEO of a fortune 500 company some day soon.





And his answer was correct, if you toss the cats in a blender first.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/09/2006 03:51 PM

that again

>^.^< x2 44,835 9
03/09/2006 03:51 PM

I had/have no clue how to react to this.



Well, first you could react by not posting on Gab anymore since it sounds like you're a minor.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/09/2006 03:51 PM

Let's add this up:



^@^: "I giggled" -$45,795



Pancakes: "fill it with dead cats" $20



TTJ's uni-armed daughter: Priceless

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/09/2006 03:51 PM

What do I get for being a good follower of directions?

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/09/2006 03:53 PM

What do I get for being a good follower of directions?





Give yourself 5 orbs.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/09/2006 03:54 PM

That would be wrong.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/09/2006 03:58 PM

Chit, I gave her the 5 orbs.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/09/2006 03:58 PM

it sounds like you're a minor.



I can smoke but I can't drink, and I can post but I will always be a ZUG n00b.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/09/2006 04:02 PM

AND No, I don't have some smokers disease. What I meant is that I'm still a youngun' in comparison to you geezers.





And to think - I'm your future of ZUG - full of fart jokes.

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/09/2006 04:03 PM

www.houseofbugs.com, right?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/09/2006 04:04 PM

Fart jokes are welcome here. Withstand the hazing if you can - it gets better eventually.

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/09/2006 04:08 PM

<action>sobs, naked in the corner, welts covering his body</action>



No, no it doesn't.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/09/2006 04:11 PM

Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!



Don't tell him how it really is you insolent little Shakespeare!

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/09/2006 04:13 PM

- it gets better eventually.



yeah.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/09/2006 04:14 PM

Fart jokes are welcome here. Withstand the hazing if you can - it gets better eventually.



Roofie, you forgot to mention the proper response to the hazing is "Thank you, Sir! May I have another?".



And to you, Bl00b, Roofie's right; this is definately a 'farts jokes' kinda crowd. Welcome!

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/09/2006 04:15 PM

GODDAMMIT! LEARN TO POST WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY AND NOT WHENEVER YOU BLINK!

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/09/2006 04:15 PM

Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!



Don't tell him how it really is you insolent little Shakespeare!



See, if it was any other person on here, I'd think this was funny.



But it being Roofie, well, that just gives me a half mast.

Jebediah Snork 45,655 12
03/09/2006 04:16 PM

It's true though, the-dead-cat-method is the universally accepted method for doing anything. Building barns, waging wars, sex...all you need is dead cat.



Also, when that kid gets goes on a rampage, it'll be funny. Too bad you wont be around to post it. It's called irony and it's 13% more effective than magnesiumy.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/09/2006 04:16 PM

Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!



Don't tell him how it really is you insolent little Shakespeare!



I don't know about the rest of youse, but I'm totally picturing Roofie in a leather outfit right now, swinging the whip in time with her saying "stop it".

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
03/09/2006 04:16 PM

- it gets better eventually.



yeah.



Well, you need to get better before it gets better.

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/09/2006 04:17 PM

Tom: Huck, what's in the bag?

Huck: Dead cat.

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/09/2006 04:17 PM

Mr. Sir, why do you think I have the half-mast?

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/09/2006 04:18 PM

But it being Roofie, well, that just gives me a half mast.



You mean a 'chubby'? I know what you mean; she has that effect on a lot of people (including yours truly).

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/09/2006 04:20 PM

I'm totally picturing Roofie in a leather outfit



I have no idea what you're talking about.



(nsfw)

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/09/2006 04:21 PM

Dear Ollie,

Please Frost off.

Love,

JM

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/09/2006 04:24 PM

THAT'S gonna score you some points.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
03/09/2006 04:27 PM

It will as soon as she logs into her other account to click herself.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
03/09/2006 04:27 PM

See! There she goes!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/09/2006 04:29 PM

Roofie, I can't click that pic now, but I am certain that I know which one it is.



That is exactly what I had in mind when I made my last post.

Jebediah Snork 45,655 12
03/09/2006 04:30 PM

Whorb Banzai!

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/09/2006 04:33 PM

Mr. Sir, sir, the pic will be well worth the wait; unfortunately, the dom in that pic doesn't have nho, but overall, very nice b00bs.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
03/09/2006 04:35 PM

nho?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/09/2006 04:37 PM

nice honkable orifices?

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/09/2006 04:38 PM

Well played, Roofie.



*Honk*

Jebediah Snork 45,655 12
03/09/2006 04:38 PM

How many dead cats would it take if a woodchuck got wood?

Chickens down FIVE Pants sizes and 20 lbs 286,539 61
03/09/2006 04:45 PM

Why did you type "frost". Just say Frost, man.



You've never turned the reverse-swearbot on, have you? Some people never really get into Gab like they should.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/09/2006 04:45 PM

nho?



nipplehardon

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
03/09/2006 04:48 PM

nho?



nipplehardon



For reals, or did you just make that up?

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/09/2006 07:05 PM

nho?



nipplehardon



For reals, or did you just make that up?



I cannot claim it as my own; I heard it first from Millie.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/09/2006 08:54 PM

I've actually heard of nipple hardon before. And though you might not be able to see it in that picture it's there. This post isn't funny at all, dammit.

TacoCrunch 61,976 36
03/09/2006 11:17 PM

*skips entirety of thread*



No Meatwad, the BROOD. WICH.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/09/2006 11:50 PM

TTJ's uni-armed daughter: Priceless







Not true. I'll let you have her for $217.92. American

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/10/2006 12:44 AM

That's only 8,540.43 Thai Baht. Not nearly enough to fly her sweet little ass to Bangkok for a little R&R.

Millie 116,988 28
03/10/2006 01:29 PM

Thank you Sy, for giving me credit for NHO. I have used that term for many years. I or one of my high-school girlfriends coined the term.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/10/2006 02:05 PM

coined the term



I do not think it means what you think it means.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/10/2006 02:56 PM

Thank you Sy, for giving me credit for NHO. I have used that term for many years. I or one of my high-school girlfriends coined the term.



You are more than welcome, dear Millie. I always give credit, if I can, and trust me, I will be using this one greatly in the future, but I will ALWAYS credit you with its origin.

BiteMySlice 378 7
03/12/2006 08:46 PM

i bet that was a new one for a former ivy prof

TacoCrunch 61,976 36
03/12/2006 08:48 PM

Dear n00b,



Capitalization and punctuation will get you far here. So will coherent posts, actually.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/12/2006 08:54 PM

STFU n00b





(Wait. Can I say that seeing that I still am a n00b?)

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 161,353 14
03/12/2006 09:00 PM

You can say it until Al or Nutbutter show up. They've been here since the GAB BBS.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
03/13/2006 03:02 AM

Back to the point. You should of asked the kid does it have to be dead cats or will any deceased animal work? Like dead dogs or dead hamsters? Or leave the mammals behind and use dead toads or dead goldfinches.

BiteMySlice 378 7
03/13/2006 10:05 PM

Small hamsters would work the best. Its all about the carcass to volume ratio.