Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/10/2006 11:08 AM

First to tell you!



STFU n00b!

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/10/2006 11:08 AM

Don't make threads you stupid idiot.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/10/2006 11:08 AM

God, two wrongs and no rights....You're this close to being banned! | |

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2006 11:11 AM

You forgot



Hairy armpitted women

Stinky cheese

somewhat ok art

embarassing buildings that hold said art

the quebecois, your ungodly spawn

and

the citroen 2CV

Sharribarri O'Toole 14,124 11
03/10/2006 11:12 AM

No,Thanks! We already havea few Frenchies. Find a new schtick.



<See Le Mailman and some silly others like CHit right? and some pseudo French Canadien people>

Sharribarri O'Toole 14,124 11
03/10/2006 11:12 AM

Oh! I had a Renault, don't forget those god-awful cars.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:16 AM

Did you hear about the new French tanks?



They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:16 AM

Why do they have trees in Paris?





So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:17 AM

What do you do if you see 90,000,000 dead Frenchmen?





Stop laughing and re-load!!

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:17 AM

What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?



You can make soldiers out of toast.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2006 11:17 AM

Really, you should just surrender to this thread.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:18 AM

Why do they call it the French Foreign Legion?



Because no one from France is willing to fight.

Rider the Waffle Eater 2,014 9
03/10/2006 11:18 AM

Take back your stinkin' statue.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:19 AM

President Bush and the French ambassador to the U.N. were debating the Iraqi crisis.



The President tried to explain through an interpreter that if we don't stop Hussein soon, he will obtain nuclear weapons.



He further explained that should that happen, any future likely conflict with the madman could result in a bloodbath.



The French ambassador, although, did not understand. It seems there is no word for "bath" in French.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:20 AM

Heres a lovely picture for you.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/10/2006 11:21 AM

Too many red bulls!

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:22 AM

Like YOU'D complain.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/10/2006 11:22 AM

Oh! I had a Renault, don't forget those god-awful cars.



newwave is going to SLAUGHTER you!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/10/2006 11:22 AM

I am very offended by all these jokes and will report you to the administrative staff of this website for abuse.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 11:23 AM

Sacre` Bleu......MAILMAN!

Sharribarri O'Toole 14,124 11
03/10/2006 11:25 AM

Tant Pis!

Rider Dargs Her 2,014 9
03/10/2006 11:27 AM

Too many red bulls!



Too many wings?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/10/2006 11:28 AM

Mailman, even YOU turned your back on your French brothers and became a dirty Canadian!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/10/2006 11:28 AM

(Note: dirty Canadians everywhere rejoiced.)

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/10/2006 11:31 AM

Mailman, even YOU turned your back on your French brothers and became a dirty Canadian!



That was just step 1 of the plan.

Thatguyfromfrance 170 7
03/10/2006 11:40 AM

the inner BDSM side of me thanks you all for your support.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2006 11:44 AM

Things the French do well:



Romance

Movies (anyone see Cache?)

Attitude

dog poop streets (tie with Amsterdam)

nipple flashing fashion shows

Rider Dargs Her 2,014 9
03/10/2006 11:46 AM

Things the French do well(revised):

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/10/2006 11:48 AM

I bet it echoes!



This...this..this..... Post....post...post... Sucked...sucked..sucked



And it did...Imagine that

Rider Dargs Her 2,014 9
03/10/2006 11:51 AM

Hmm. For an echo to occer it has to be a sound that is heard, correct?



So, if you're reading and Shakespeare is making echoes in your head then something is terribly wrong.

Thatguyfromfrance 170 7
03/10/2006 11:51 AM

suckage largely owned to a great team effort

*does human pyramid*

Rider Dargs Her 2,014 9
03/10/2006 11:52 AM

Frostin' frenchies.



Get with the times, man.



It is now 'pwned'



Yes, the word we were looking for is pwned.

Filly 39,193 20
03/10/2006 11:54 AM

I happen to like Frenchies. Shush, Rider.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/10/2006 11:58 AM

From his latest posts, I think that Rider likes to buttFrost the flies. He also sounds like someone who farts higher than his ass.

Filly 39,193 20
03/10/2006 11:59 AM

Heh. I heart Mailman. How're the Canananandians treating you?

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/10/2006 12:09 PM

Good, good. I just received my construction permit to build an igloo to park my dogsled, and I recently got a great deal on blubber.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2006 12:12 PM

Canada sucks!



No really.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 12:14 PM

I can't tell if a n00b is a real n00b anymore. Prove your "Newbie"-ness.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/10/2006 12:22 PM

Prove your "Newbie"-ness.



Thatguyfromfrance, listen to Jilly and do what she says, because she's really important.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/10/2006 12:23 PM

I'm sorry, I had to laugh at that. Sorry Jilly.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 12:25 PM

Thatguyfromfrance, listen to Jilly and do what she says, because she's really important.



and listen to Mailman - he calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/10/2006 12:47 PM

No, listen only to green-boobied raccoons!

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 171,275 14
03/10/2006 12:53 PM

Dont listen to any of these fools! Listen to Satan. Satan loves you.

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/10/2006 12:53 PM

Your mother is a dumb Carroll who eats her own poop.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 12:57 PM

Roofie- we all know your boobies are milky white.

Cruz Li : Asian Sensation 9,993 12
03/10/2006 01:40 PM

Ok lemme just do a little test here.



Put your right hand up if you like the French.



Put your left hand up if if you hate the French.



Put both hands up if you are French

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 01:41 PM

No. Please.



If you are french keep your arms down. That stink ass funk pit smell is permeating the air.