Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2006 01:08 PM

Are you wearing pointy shoes?



Is he wearing thin dress pants?



Profit!

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:10 PM

Let me see if I can answer this "In 30 minute" quiz correctly...



You should talk about me and my hot titties.

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
03/10/2006 01:13 PM

Oh honey, that could never be adequately done in 30 minutes.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:14 PM

Well, you have a good chance if you are dressed like your icon.





Otherwise, you better grab a tissue on your way to your seat.

HR Panda: Breaking wills, stealing souls 181,795 70
03/10/2006 01:19 PM

I hope you didn't shave your legs!

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/10/2006 01:21 PM

Hand him a Snickers Bar upon entering his office.





Oh yea, Mojo, Mojo !

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/10/2006 01:42 PM

Moving more magically mojo your way!

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:46 PM

Vomit on the floor and go home early.

Cruz Li : Asian Sensation 9,993 12
03/10/2006 01:47 PM

I don't think you've got much to worry about, Trae.



From what i hear this'd be the first time anyone had ever found fault with your "Performance"

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 01:48 PM

Shouldn't you be sending Frogpop a Christmas gift, Cruz?

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:48 PM

She is in her review right now.



Performing as we speak.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:49 PM

Shouldn't you be sending Frogpop a Christmas gift, Cruz?



BURN!

Phuc 237,919 21
03/10/2006 01:49 PM

While Trae is in her review, we're secretly replacing her coffee with Kahlua and ketamine.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:51 PM

How do you know about ketamine?

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 01:52 PM

It's what he uses to put his dates to sleep.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/10/2006 01:53 PM

Waffle,



How about taking up ham radio?



Sierra

Tango

Foxtrot

Uniform

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:54 PM

Did he learn that trade secret from you, CG?

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/10/2006 01:54 PM

Yeah, captain Obvious.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 01:55 PM

Sweet. Atleast I am one step ahead of Jilly.

Cruz Li : Asian Sensation 9,993 12
03/10/2006 02:00 PM

Oh c'mon, Rider.



Thats not really very hard now, is it ?

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 02:02 PM

Back off my Jilly, Frosters!

Cruz Li : Asian Sensation 9,993 12
03/10/2006 02:03 PM

Darrin, Shaddap and read your email.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:04 PM

Man, I never get e-mail.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/10/2006 02:07 PM

It's been an hour since Trae posted. She should be done by now with the review. Unless she's giving head him a lengthy valid reason to give her a huge bonus.

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 02:09 PM

Darrin, Shaddap and read your email.



Quit trying to boss me. I already have a daddy.



Oh, and Cruz - I made a mistake. Will you forgive me?

Cruz Li : Asian Sensation 9,993 12
03/10/2006 02:17 PM

Of course, Darrin.



A pretty girl like you can get away with ever she likes.

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 02:25 PM

So, you liked my tittie pics then?

Cruz Li : Asian Sensation 9,993 12
03/10/2006 02:26 PM

Unfortunately I couldn't really see them properly.



I only have a 17" monitor

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 02:27 PM

Sweet. Atleast I am one step ahead of Jilly.



Ri-der! See what you did? You made me whine. Now I expect an apology in the form of orbs.

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 02:31 PM

I'll take care of Rider for you, Jilly.



Let me have him - I know how to handle him.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:32 PM

I apologize, fool.



NOW! We thumb wrestle to the death!

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:33 PM

You can HANDle my HARDware.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 02:33 PM

...don't forget your t.b. moves girl.

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 02:36 PM

<action>gets in a squatting position to do her upper cut punches</action>



Billy Blanks would be so proud.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 02:37 PM

"Review time!"



I actually thought this was going to be a review of GABbers. That would've been funny.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:37 PM

Make it kinky, girl.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:38 PM

I actually thought this was going to be a review of GABbers. That would've been funny.



Don't worry. The person in last place has a Shakespearety star neck tattoo. You're in the clear, Jilly.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
03/10/2006 02:41 PM

Darrin, Shaddap and read your email.



Said email probably went something like this "Quit being nice to Jilly" If so ... Cruz you are not very nice.

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 02:44 PM

Actually, Jilly it had nothing to do with you. Cruz was very polite.



I called him out on something that he had nothing to do with and I felt like an idiot. He said it was ok that he forgave me as long as we had phone sex.



I sent him my tittie and ass pictures and he called me on the phone. I diddled and he jerked until we both got off.



So, it's all good.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:46 PM

BURN MUTHAFrostA BURRNN!!

Cruz Li : Asian Sensation 9,993 12
03/10/2006 02:46 PM

Its all true.



Feel free to email me, Jilly, if you want some of the same. After all there's plenty of Cruz to go around

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:46 PM

oh...



























sniff

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,937 8
03/10/2006 02:48 PM

Rider, STFU or I'm going to be forced to cut off your tail and beat you with it.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/10/2006 02:48 PM

Frost-ing hell.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:49 PM

Look, dude, stop trying to dry hump me.









Frost!

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:49 PM

That was to HC.







Not you, Roofie.







Just want to clear that up.

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/10/2006 02:50 PM

Where the hell is Piemaster? He needs to give you a good beating. With a h

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/10/2006 02:50 PM

Yeah. That's right. A big, fierce 'h'.













Frost.

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:51 PM

With a horn?



hot dog?



hoagie?

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 02:52 PM

You sure told me off, Yorkie.



You're like a vicious and flesh eating.......



















squishy soft cute bunny. Aww

turtle10 42,578 26
03/10/2006 02:53 PM

HC, just because you bought a crown doesn't mean you get to be all bossy and Shakespeare

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/10/2006 02:54 PM

Remember in Europe, how occasionally they'd behead their queens?



Just remember, we've got quite a few British and French here.

Rev. Thwack 236 7
03/10/2006 03:41 PM

You couldn't get the Brittish or French to do a proper beheading anymore. The Brittish are too busy drinking beer (sorry, ale) and Frost-ing each other while spouting dry humor. As for the French, well, they would have to get their nose out of the air long enough to see the neck on the chopping block, and that's not bloodly likely.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/10/2006 03:45 PM

You couldn't get the French to do a proper beheading anymore.



Wanna bet?

Yorkie Thompson: Zen Brain. 60,724 12
03/10/2006 03:46 PM

Boy, aren't old, tired stereotypes fun?

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
03/10/2006 03:49 PM

The Brittish are too busy drinking beer (sorry, ale) and Frost-ing each other while spouting dry humor.



1) It's British.

B) You are an idiot.

&#) What is wrong with any of that? Ale is good. Frost-ing is good. Dry humor is good.

.) I checked again, and you're still an idiot.

Profit) STFU.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/10/2006 03:52 PM

How do you know about ketamine?



How are you able to type and breathe at the same time?

Rider Dargs Her Really Bad NOW 2,014 9
03/10/2006 03:53 PM

How are you able to make complete sentences?

Miss Trixxie LeMay and her manifagent TallyWacKer 65,026 15
03/10/2006 04:00 PM

Damn Woman stop keeping us in suspense.

Bankey 70,843 10
03/10/2006 04:08 PM

She probably can't update us until she finishes cleaning out her desk.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/10/2006 04:10 PM

Either that or she's already committed Suicide.

Darrin is Mega Dargin' 21,346 0
03/10/2006 04:12 PM

C'mon guys. She is probably having a cocktail to celebrate her raise.

Rev. Thwack 236 7
03/10/2006 04:16 PM

Isn't that how she got her raise?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/10/2006 04:18 PM

I get it, you mean a Coleridge in her tail is how she got her raise. Oh man, that was a riot.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/10/2006 04:28 PM

How are you able to make complete sentences?



How are you able to not go away?

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
03/10/2006 06:43 PM

Holy crap on a cracker, this thread went to hell fast didn't it? Who let Rider out of his cage and why isn't Cruz still gagged?



THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!



Thanks for the mojo, it was a good review.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/10/2006 06:47 PM

sweet, beer is on trae!

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,790 17
03/10/2006 06:49 PM

Beer???



Heathen!

Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 12,538 15
03/10/2006 10:02 PM

Who let Rider out of his cage



Funny story really... Lets just put it this way, it involved a Cheeto, a pair of pliers and a clown made balloon dog.





Oh c'mon! Who can resist a Cheeto?

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/10/2006 10:23 PM

In about 30 minutes I have my annual review.



I know I'm coming into the thread late, but I wanted to mention that I read this as "I have my anal review".