Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
03/12/2006 03:52 AM

Congratulations guys.

dapinklady 461 5
03/12/2006 03:55 AM

Awww! Congradulations!

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,460 11
03/12/2006 03:56 AM

Yeah! Same sentiment from me! I want pics now. I also want to know if someone recorded it the way they did Donk and Jane's nuptuals.

dapinklady 461 5
03/12/2006 03:56 AM

Sorry, typo.



Congratulations! (just an excuse to say it twice)

Christine: Now With Italian Flavour 164 5
03/12/2006 03:58 AM

Congratulations!

dapinklady 461 5
03/12/2006 04:00 AM

And Lila, you're getting married too?



Congratulations to you too!



(i'm a bit behind on the news because i havn't been on here for such a long time)

Chit Eating Grin 163,948 10
03/12/2006 04:03 AM

Congrats you two !

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,460 11
03/12/2006 04:04 AM

Um yeah, inkperson. I don't know who the hell you are so I don't know what news to fill you in on.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
03/12/2006 04:06 AM

Congratulations, you crazy kids!



I wish you all the happiness in the world.

Coltrane 189 5
03/12/2006 04:07 AM

Me, too!

Scorpion 4,060 7
03/12/2006 04:08 AM

Frost her in the ass Spicey! Cause, ya know, it's all good in God's eyes now.

dapinklady 461 5
03/12/2006 04:10 AM

I joined sometime last summer and have been randomly coming on since then.

I was that welsh person who seemed to get on peoples nerves for some reason.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 04:12 AM

Spicey,



Congratulations on marrying the first girl you Frosted.



Sincerely,



Fratberry

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 04:13 AM

Wow, that totally didn't come out the way I meant it.



Congrats you two!

Oliver H. Chest 201,941 7
03/12/2006 04:16 AM

Congrats on never getting a blow job again, Spicey!

McPants is standing on the shoreline. 19,246 9
03/12/2006 04:19 AM

There's only one Welsh woman on Zug and that's Poppy Flowers.



Copycat.

McPants is standing on the shoreline. 19,246 9
03/12/2006 04:19 AM

Oh, and congratulations to Spicey and Underwhere!

Bankey 70,607 8
03/12/2006 04:21 AM

Wow, that totally didn't come out the way I meant it.





Hopefully only Fratberry will be saying that today.



CONGRATS!

Trae - Returned to her upright position 156,239 10
03/12/2006 04:22 AM

Marriage is for suckers.

Stone Cold Bikini 59,038 8
03/12/2006 04:25 AM

Yay! Congratulations! Best wishes! I love weddings and cannot wait to see the plethora of pictures I'm sure will start to appear! Good luck and all the best in your lives together!

dapinklady 461 5
03/12/2006 04:26 AM

There's only one Welsh woman on Zug and that's Poppy Flowers.



Copycat.



Well now you get the pleasure of another welsh person.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 04:29 AM

Hopefully only Fratberry will be saying that today.



BANKEY OWNS A CAT!

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 04:29 AM

Meh, I got nothin'.

HR Panda 126,386 11
03/12/2006 05:06 AM

You know, since they were already living in sin, they had to do something else couply when they got married. So they Donkey called me.



Congrats! Spicey, the blow jobs are over for you. Bummer. Underwhere, the blow jobs are over for you. Bonus!

Whistler P. McManus 141,703 23
03/12/2006 06:01 AM

I'm not sure where the "blowjobs are over after marriage" myth came from. As the GABber with the second most marital experience (20 years), I feel it's my duty to dispel it.



Blowjobs aren't over after marriage. They're just relegated to special occasion status.



And special occasions happen less and less frequently as the years go on. Which is God's way of making birthdays less painful.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,067 11
03/12/2006 06:11 AM

Congratulations guys!



(Did they eat their wedding cake with their sporks?)

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 06:11 AM

I'd have to agree with that. Take my first marriage, for instance. My wife continued to give a lot of blow jobs after we got married. Occasionally, I'd get one of them.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,733 11
03/12/2006 06:19 AM

Congratulations, UnderSpicey!



May you have many, many happy years together.





Or is that SpiceyWhere?

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/12/2006 06:31 AM

Congrats Spicey and Panties! I love you guys!



Chi Chi and I are getting married Saturday. Hes dressing as Link and I as Princess Zelda. No ones invited though. We dont want Gannon finding out.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 06:34 AM

Lancelot Link?

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/12/2006 06:41 AM

If you dont know which Link Im talking about, our affair is over.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 06:42 AM

Meh, we had a good run.



I bet Bankey knows, though.

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/12/2006 06:46 AM

Bankeys been in the closet filming. So um I guess you know that now.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 06:47 AM

Heh. Closet.

Robin® 14,584 7
03/12/2006 08:20 AM

Congrats! I'm so happy for you two.



If the call I received was from you two, then I wanted to let you know it was well received. I needed a laugh.



Can't wait to see you guys back in Houston.

I am Straw 59,720 11
03/12/2006 09:11 AM

Smoochies to the happy couple.



Congratulations!

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/12/2006 09:13 AM

Thank you! OHHHH youre not talking to me. FINE!



Psss come to chat.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,910 6
03/12/2006 09:52 AM

It was a fun evening! I'm glad I went.



Phuc kept telling me that was his knee that kept bumping into me under the table. I'm going to believe him. This time.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/12/2006 10:19 AM

He did the same thing to me in Atlanta.

Crackalacka 68,154 8
03/12/2006 10:36 AM

Congrats you guys!



(Hey Spicey, I've seen your wifes tits and cooter! Nice!)

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,910 6
03/12/2006 11:14 AM

Frat, I wish you would've come. I picked out a special spot for you to kiss my ass sit.

Missed you!

Stone Cold Bikini 59,038 8
03/12/2006 11:19 AM

Seriously, all these posts are meaningless without pictures!! Let us not so fortunates get to see your wonderful day!

lupience-go-braugh! 26,463 6
03/12/2006 02:23 PM

Spicey and Underwhere have tied the knot!









Without pictures........

lupience-go-braugh! 26,463 6
03/12/2006 02:26 PM

Oops!



Happy, happy, happy!

Wedding day to you!

I hope that you're this happy-

-when you're 92!







Even more important- I hope that you will be



As Happy in the future, as you are presently.!

guzbag 112 5
03/12/2006 02:32 PM

Spicey and Underwhere have tied the knot!



Finally, those tube-tie operations are extremely benoficial for the prevention of unwanted pregnancy. No more need for condoms, poppin' pills, patches, nuvarings or any of that Shakespeare.



Just two knots and the deed is done. You did say "tied the knots" right? Because two tied knots are crucial for having a successful outcome from this operation.

guzbag 112 5
03/12/2006 02:34 PM

Sorry about the access italics. But I do believe my point overcomes my sloppy typing skills.

lupience-go-braugh! 26,463 6
03/12/2006 03:16 PM

Dammit!

All this nuptual Shakespeare is making me spew Frost-ing poetry.

lupience-go-braugh! 26,463 6
03/12/2006 03:19 PM

For your Birthday I went ahead and gave full orbs to everyone posting in this thread.

guzbag 112 5
03/12/2006 03:33 PM

So, Lupience. Tell me, how am I supposed to know how funny I am anymore if your giving out Frost-ing five-orbs to everyone!?!

guzbag 112 5
03/12/2006 03:48 PM

Shut the Frost up, Mr. I-can't-link Shakespeare.

UnderHaggis 72,890 16
03/12/2006 08:52 PM

Thanks everyone! Right now Spicey and I are checking out of the hotel and we'll be on our way to the airport back to Houston soon.



Since I am all in love, and feeling really romantical, I am going to post my vows here.



AHEM!



I Holly, take you Dan, to be my husband. You are the love of my life, my best friend, my soulmate, my everything. And on this day, in front of these witnesses, I devote myself to you. I promise to love and respect you, comfort and support you, to believe in and be proud of you. I promise to laugh with you and cry with you, loving you faithfully through good times and bad, no matter what obstacles we may face together. You've taught me that I don't have to be perfect to be loved, yet you inspire me to be the best woman that I can be - for you, for me, for us. I look forward to spending the rest of my life making you feel as happy and as loved as you make me feel. From this day forward, I will be your wife.

UnderHaggis 72,890 16
03/12/2006 08:53 PM

Yeah, I know.





FAG.

Stone Cold Bikini 59,038 8
03/12/2006 08:56 PM

Those were beautiful vows.

Stone Cold Bikini 59,038 8
03/12/2006 08:58 PM

Yeah, there was nothing funny about that, or this, but seriously Undie, they are lovely and I hope you are very happy together for a very long time.

Chit Eating Grin 163,948 10
03/12/2006 09:18 PM

Very nice Undies, and seemingly well thought out, and eloquent.







Unlike my post.

lupience-go-braugh! 26,463 6
03/12/2006 10:00 PM

<action>Is sobbing and laughing at the same time.</action>I'm so happy for the Spiceys.











Hey! I just blew a bubble with my nose!

Chit Eating Grin 163,948 10
03/12/2006 10:34 PM

Hey! I just blew a bubble with my nose!





a-won-a-ful, a-won-a-ful...

Ditdah 115,023 10
03/12/2006 10:57 PM

Congratulations to you both! I love you guys and am very happy for you.



Also, sorry to all of you Frosters that called me 15 times last night - I was out drinking away my depression that I didn't make it to Boston for the wedding after all.

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/12/2006 11:02 PM

You got called? Frost YOU GUYS I KNOW YOU HAVE MY NUMBER!



*Stomps off while all the pictures fall off the walls*

Ditdah 115,023 10
03/12/2006 11:06 PM

Geez, sorry sweetie. Didn't mean to cause a fight!



By the way - since no one's here AND I'LL CHAT UP THE BOARD IF I Frost-ing FEEL LIKE IT, how are you feeling?

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/12/2006 11:09 PM

Im good honey! A little sore and delirious, but thats normal right? Im in chat.



I know, I spelled delicious wrong.

Turtle Lickin' Good 19,485 7
03/12/2006 11:19 PM

mmmm delicious delirious fraggles

Lamburger 32,904 7
03/12/2006 11:43 PM

Congratulations you two. And I have to agree, those vows were very beautiful.



So can we be expecting underspabies?

newwave 45,836 7
03/12/2006 11:49 PM

Nathyn/guzbag/nateYdoUask, if I started a rap battle forum, would you go there and leave GAB alone?

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/12/2006 11:54 PM

Thanks, and congrats guys. I had fun, and DrGirlfriend says thanks, too. so will the A Team song be "your song" now, since it played on someone's cell in the middle of the ceremony?

Ditdah 115,023 10
03/12/2006 11:58 PM

Probably Underwhere. Her cell used to play that when she got a text message. We listened to it ALL THE WAY to Boston.



Nice of people to leave her alone long enough to get married.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 12:09 AM

since it played on someone's cell in the middle of the ceremony?



Whose phone was it?

Dianapop 23,595 15
03/13/2006 12:11 AM

It was Underwhere's phone, like Dit said. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off!

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 12:17 AM

Any chance she could have TURNED IT OFF DURING HER WEDDING???

newwave 45,836 7
03/13/2006 12:20 AM

Could have been important!

Phuc 231,368 13
03/13/2006 06:51 AM

Note to GAB: You will not receive a donkey call if you don't answer the phone.

Roofie Raccoon 56,420 7
03/13/2006 06:59 AM

My husband was just glad he chose to give me the phone since it said "Al" on the screen. I think I smelled fear on him.

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/13/2006 07:19 AM

Note to GAB: You will not receive a donkey call if you don't answer the phone.



See like you should have just said my name Phuc. I KNOW YOURE TALKING ABOUT ME DAMNIT!

Turtle Lickin' Good 19,485 7
03/13/2006 07:28 AM

I didn't get a call either. Maybe it's because I would never give any of you freaks my number

Chit Eating Grin 163,948 10
03/13/2006 07:37 AM

At a modern wedding, do you cut the cake before or after the prank calls ?

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/13/2006 08:33 AM

My pics.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 08:48 AM

If she was wearing a wedding dress, and a wedding dress has no pockets, where was the cell phone?



So Nicole showed up with her parents?



Nice to see you're dating adults now. Oh yeah, and you look like the lead singer from Coleridge Robin.



I'm beginning to wonder if Spicey married her willingly.

Whistler P. McManus 141,703 23
03/13/2006 10:06 AM

Between the vows and the pics, now I'm all choked up.





Bastards.

Whistler P. McManus 141,703 23
03/13/2006 10:15 AM

By the way, you all look so nice in your wedding finery! But where was Pogfrop?

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 10:22 AM

By the way, Millie ain't nothin' but smokin' hot.

SquidBoy 19,787 8
03/13/2006 12:32 PM

Agreed, Frat.



When I saw that picture, the first thing I noticed was that Millie appears to be undressing me with her eyes.





And I must say.. I liked it.







A lot.



Oh, and congrats to the newlyweds too, of course.

guzbag 112 5
03/13/2006 02:11 PM

By the way, Millie ain't nothin' but smokin' hot.



I agree, that chick on the right of that dude sitting between those two chicks ain't nothin' but smokin' hot. The one on the left is questionable...

Whistler P. McManus 141,703 23
03/13/2006 02:28 PM

Guzbag, you're insane. Millie is on the left, and she is hotter than hot. Fabs, on the right is cuter than a cute sandwich with cute sauce on cute bread, but she cannot cause men to wither and stutter with one smoking glance from her x-ray eyes as Millie can.



Also, doesn't it look like Nutbutter's head is about to asplode?

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
03/13/2006 02:30 PM

Like Ohmigod! I just love how you're matching Millie. That blue really brings out your eyes. And makes Nutts face really, really, really red.

guzbag 112 5
03/13/2006 02:36 PM

Like Ohmigod! I just love how you're matching Millie. That blue really brings out your eyes. And makes Nutts face really, really, really red.



Oh sure, like imitating a faggot is going to get you some points...



I kinda figured the bitch beautiful woman on the left was Millie. She looks pretty hardcore though, Shakespeare man.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,067 11
03/13/2006 02:43 PM

Guzbag, go stungun yourself.



Millie is one of my favouritest people ever.

Whistler P. McManus 141,703 23
03/13/2006 02:43 PM

Hey scuzbag: quit it with the faggot stuff before I call in my brother.

guzbag 112 5
03/13/2006 02:45 PM

Hey scuzbag: quit it with the faggot stuff before I call in my brother.



Frost man, I don't wanna beef with Elton John. I quit.

guzbag 112 5
03/13/2006 02:46 PM

Guzbag, go stungun yourself.



Millie is one of my favouritest people ever.



I'm so sorry, please forgive. If you likk Millie than I like her too.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,067 11
03/13/2006 02:47 PM

Unders and Spicey, I'm all teared up. I'm so happy for you guys and you look great in the photos. I'm sending a big hug in the post, but it might get caught up in customs, they can be a bitch.

guzbag 112 5
03/13/2006 02:47 PM

*like...

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 33,067 11
03/13/2006 02:50 PM

You know you meant lick...

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
03/13/2006 02:50 PM

Stop correcting your damn typos. It could not be any less annoying that you don't preview your damn posts but we actually have to see you two times in a row...and you could respond to what people say to you in just one post and not two. Now do us all a favor, it starts with S and ends with uicide.

guzbag: the only one baggin' Guz 112 5
03/13/2006 02:55 PM

succeed...?

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,890 16
03/13/2006 04:58 PM

I had my cell phone at my wedding because Diana and I took the T from my hotel room together, and I was worried about getting lost. I had given it to her to hang on to, and then promptly forgot about it.



The caller was Harvard Chick, who left a message telling me her cat was ill and she was running late. I checked the message AFTER the vows were over.



Kake - thank you so much for posting your pics. Most of the ones we have of the ceremony didn't turn out at all, because Dan's niece took them and she is 12. (We spared no expense, obviously.)



Our camcorder also failed to tape anything, because Spicey didn't turn it on. Nutbutter's video was great.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,890 16
03/13/2006 05:21 PM

Lammie - we've been practicing a lot, but we're not expecting any little underoos at the moment.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,238 6
03/13/2006 05:25 PM

Congratulations Undies and Spicey! You two are so cute together, I wish you all the best for the future.

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/13/2006 05:33 PM

Damn Phuc! Looking super fly fresh man! Youre phucing hot man! Are you in a boyband?

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/13/2006 05:38 PM

That wasnt suppost to rhyme, its my skillz shining through.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 75,961 7
03/13/2006 06:03 PM

<action>pouts, puts away knife and fork</action>we've been practicing a lot, but we're not expecting any little underoos at the moment.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,588 7
03/13/2006 06:08 PM

Kake has an awesome suit on.

Chickens of the Sea 238,139 14
03/13/2006 06:44 PM

I Holly, take you Dan, to be my husband. You are the love of my life, my best friend, my soulmate, my everything. And on this day, in front of these witnesses, I devote myself to you. I promise to love and respect you, comfort and support you, to believe in and be proud of you. I promise to laugh with you and cry with you, loving you faithfully through good times and bad, no matter what obstacles we may face together. You've taught me that I don't have to be perfect to be loved, yet you inspire me to be the best woman that I can be - for you, for me, for us. I look forward to spending the rest of my life making you feel as happy and as loved as you make me feel. From this day forward, I will be your wife. ....lol, i <3 u.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 06:45 PM

Ok, so let me make sure I got this right. That was six egg roll, six won ton soup and two fried rice?

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/13/2006 06:45 PM

Holly, I have video of the pronouncement and kiss with sound here. I don't have a lot of bandwidth, so please no one else download it unless you're going to host it on your site.

Phuc 231,368 13
03/13/2006 06:45 PM

Youre phucing hot man! Are you in a boyband?



Yes. I'm the "cute" one.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,577 10
03/13/2006 06:48 PM

Congratulations.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 06:58 PM

If its all the same to you, I'll host that video.

SquidBoy 19,787 8
03/13/2006 07:05 PM

Hahahaha, Phuc sounds like a white guy.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
03/13/2006 07:11 PM

Kake, I like the way you got the color in the video to match your paneling. Sweet!

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/13/2006 07:19 PM

So Nicole showed up with her parents?



You know, when I first looked at that picture I thought to my self "damn, you got a hot young babe hanging on to you, maybe you're not so repulsive after all, Jim."



Then I read your caption and I couldn't help but agree with it.



I'm old. It's obvious she's about to hit me up for money for college.

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/13/2006 07:26 PM

Kake, I like the way you got the color in the video to match your paneling. Sweet!



Yeah, it was taken with a digital camera, not a video camera. At least I hit "record."

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/13/2006 07:32 PM

Nutbutter's got his fist clenched. He's either trying to suppress a hard on, or trying to avoid grabbing boobs. Or is repulsed by females.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
03/13/2006 07:34 PM

Point taken.





And if anyone can't get to Frat's copy due to their company or parents blocking access to a known feline pedophile's site, here's a link.



9 Mb. You may want to right click and Save As...

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/13/2006 07:38 PM

Nutbutter's got his fist clenched. He's either trying to suppress a hard on, or trying to avoid grabbing boobs.



I had to hold on tight to the candy since I told her she couldn't have it until after she hugged me.

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,287 10
03/13/2006 07:47 PM

Kake: Thank you for posting those pics! I was anxious to see some pictures from this special occasion.

Mrs. McHaggis: You look absolutely stunning in that dress!

Mr. and Mrs. McHaggis: I regret that I could not be there for the wedding, but from all accounts (photographic and otherwise), it looks to have been a most lovely event. I am so darn happy for the both of you and I echo Whistler's sentiment about the pictures...probably because I thought about your vows when I looked at them. Now if you'll excuse me, I must get a kleenex!

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,287 10
03/13/2006 07:50 PM

I had to hold on tight to the candy since I told her she couldn't have it until after she hugged me.



Sure. You have that "I-wanna-grab some-boobie" look in your eye.

Miss Trixxie LeMay and her manifagent TallyWacKer 64,479 13
03/13/2006 08:17 PM

Congradulations, and I know where a bunch of free blow jobs are hidden.

Dianapop 23,595 15
03/13/2006 09:00 PM

But where was Pogfrop?



He decided to untie me for the day - I've been a good girl.

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
03/13/2006 09:01 PM

"I Holly, take you Dan, to be my husband. You are the love of my life, my best friend, my soulmate, my everything. And on this day, in front of these witnesses, I devote myself to you. I promise to love and respect you, comfort and support you, to believe in and be proud of you. I promise to laugh with you and cry with you, loving you faithfully through good times and bad, no matter what obstacles we may face together. You've taught me that I don't have to be perfect to be loved, yet you inspire me to be the best woman that I can be - for you, for me, for us. I look forward to spending the rest of my life making you feel as happy and as loved as you make me feel. From this day forward, I will be your wife."



<action>gets all misty eyed</action>



HEY WAIT!



How does Spicey feel about you making these vows to this "Dan" guy?

Spicey McHaggis 102,816 13
03/13/2006 09:18 PM

I thank you all for your kind words. I thank those of you who attended even more for deigning to be a part of our special day.



I thank Al for not only performing a wonderful ceremony, but also for braving the marriage registry folks at city hall, risking life and sanity to make sure the paperwork got done on time.



I thank Diana for being there to perform Maid of Honor duties even though she wasn't feeling well.



I thank... well, there's a whole laundry list of people to thank, but this is a comedy site, not an awards show. So go ahead and see the humorous spectacle that is me in a tuxedo.



Here are the pictures from my camera.



PS. I did hit the record button. My entry-level camera just decided not to heed it. Nutbutter took some video for us, and hopefully, I'll get to editing it soon so I can post clips.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/13/2006 09:58 PM

I gotta tell you guys, that in addition to having a great time at your wedding, in addition to meeting some super cool people (Kake's woman friend and Harvard Chick are two of the coolest folks that have ever associated with Gabbers), in addition to witnessing a union between two people who are obviously crazy about each other...





Saturday night, at Joe Tecce's restaurant, shortly after the wedding took place, I went into the bathroom and had what was probably the most horrible bout of diarrhea I've ever experienced. It was like a space shuttle main booster had gone off in my ass. It took a record setting six flushes to be done with it, though a couple of those were courtesy flushes since it was a public restroom.



But yeah, I'm totally happy for you two crazy kids.

Chance gets down with Fraggle Rock! 168,281 11
03/13/2006 10:07 PM

Totally Classic Phuc.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,910 6
03/13/2006 10:40 PM

It was a wonderful time. I really enjoyed getting to meet everyone. And a big thank you to you guys for helping me back into my wheelchair after my tumble.

Fabs has a wicked sense of humor and made me laugh a lot. She's bercool. Nutter was great to talk to and he takes credit cards.



I think the highlight was when Dianada and I went to the bar for some libation. Some guy wearing a hat was sitting there and asked if he could buy a round for us. Dianada, the sweet beautiful lady, had to "do him a favor first" but she was more than happy to oblige Man in Hat. She's such a giving soul. Thanks Diana!

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/13/2006 11:14 PM

Harvard Chick got more than a few dirty looks from my girl, I'm not sure if she was flirting with me or whatever. I can't say I blame her. the ginormous zit on my face that appeared the worning of the wedding and disappeared the next morning was pretty hot.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/13/2006 11:22 PM

I don't think it could be any more obvious that Millie is totally in love with me.



I got it like dat.

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
03/13/2006 11:26 PM

Yeah, you can totally tell how happy she is to sit next to you in this picture. I mean she is just gleaming with joy.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 11:30 PM

They do make a pretty cute couple.

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/13/2006 11:31 PM

I'm just so happy he's not gay anymore!

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/13/2006 11:35 PM

Mr. Slinky, she looks like that because she's plotting how to kill Fabulink so she can have me all to herself. Duh.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,910 6
03/13/2006 11:42 PM

Kake you and your girl friend are a match made in heaven.

Phuc 231,368 13
03/13/2006 11:54 PM

Damn. No one got a picture of Fabs' whale tail. That Shakespeare was like "boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoingggg!"

55,241 10
03/14/2006 06:10 AM

Just wanted to add my $.02. Thanks for letting me be a part of the special day. Interesting that my first Gab meeting was at a wedding. I really enjoyed meeting everyone and for those of you keeping score I did really like Fabs too. Had a great time talking to Nutbutter, Phuc, Diana and the rest. Dan and Holly congrats and best wishes on your new life together. HC you do look good for 50 but next time you meet some gabbers bring new material. And to fit in with Gab, here's Kake with my nips

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,414 6
03/14/2006 07:01 AM

Once again ; I curse my schedule for not allowing me to attend, or even be on the board much!



Reading your vows, seeing the pictures, I get all misty seeing the beautiful event that I missed.



Thank you all for showing the pictures, and Spicey and UnderHaggis in particular, for sharing this special occasion with us all so that we may live vicariously through your lives.



My thoughts are as follows:



1. Spicey had better copy the vows, because those are going to be Frost-ing GOLD in about 15 years! (Trust me on this, I've been married for 18 years now.)



2. Millie is SO back on my stalking list! (Ignore previous subtext item if your name happens to rhyme with "Lilly".)



3. Spicey and Underwhere are going to have a long and beautiful marriage. (Because I said so!)

The High Priestess Of Stewie 48,993 13
03/14/2006 07:20 AM

End. In. Tears.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,460 11
03/14/2006 07:41 AM

As long as Nitwitter didn't scream, "THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!" all night long he made improvements.

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 07:45 AM

Dearest Kakes Girlfriend,

Dont come to gab talking Shakespeare about HC. You're a doctor, you must know a proctologist that can help you remove your head from your ass. You are a doctor right? Let me guess, you're a doctor? You must be important. Why dont you come up with some new material and grow a spine, you insecure jealous bitch. By the way, you look like Kake could be your grandson. Why dont you get one of your doctor friends to fix that Shar-Pei look you got going on. Dont start no Shakespeare there wont be no Shakespeare.

Hugs and Kisses!

The one who pwned you.

Turtle Lickin' Good 19,485 7
03/14/2006 07:52 AM

Oh no, she got served.



Is it on? Is it? Oh, it is on!

Humphrey 51,326 10
03/14/2006 08:04 AM

Judging by Phuc's posture, the look on his face, and the look on Spicy's face; Phuc has a finger jammed firmly in Spicy's ass.

55,241 10
03/14/2006 08:10 AM

I'm sorry was I talking to you?

I said many nice things about a variety of gabbers, including my b/f's ex-girlfriend, so, if I have a problem with one, what the Frost do you care?

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 08:21 AM

Because I can. You have no right, you're not a gabber. Dont come here talking Shakespeare unless you plan on taking Shakespeare. You want to be apart of the group then log in and take it like a woman.

We all know HC was kidding but you decided to come in here and attack her. I have every right to defend who I want. You apparently dont know who I am. Im the one who will break you.

Spicey McHaggis 102,816 13
03/14/2006 08:25 AM

Ladies, I will ask nicely only once:



Please take your bickering to another thread. This is a a happy, joyous thread and I will not have it cat-jacked. Please retract the claws and lick yourselves peacefully.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
03/14/2006 08:31 AM

Kake caught it, didn't he?



I bet he caught it.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
03/14/2006 08:32 AM

Kake caught it, didn't he?



I bet he caught it.

55,241 10
03/14/2006 08:32 AM

he's logged in, i don't want to bother, however, i have one thing to say, please don't sit on me.

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 08:35 AM

Thats no way to talk to Spicey! I love you Spicey and will respect your wishes. I'm glad I can read.

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/14/2006 08:35 AM

I heart you Spicey, I won't post on Gab anymore, however, Kake, said that it would be okay if I sent you some personal congrats. I had a great time, I just wanted to tell you so.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,441 7
03/14/2006 08:35 AM

I like Kake's GF so don't take this the wrong way...



But Kake, have you learned nothing about bringing SO's to GAB?

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 160,414 12
03/14/2006 08:37 AM

An italicized capital "I" looks just like a forward-slash. Look: /, I. This has changed everything.

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 08:37 AM

I, glad, he, brought, you, to , gab, Fabs!

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/14/2006 08:38 AM

Yeah, sorry, she just wanted to say she had a good time and everything, and I figured I would let her speak her mind instead of telling her everything to say.

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 160,414 12
03/14/2006 08:39 AM

Haha, I smell stank.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,441 7
03/14/2006 08:40 AM

Oh and to bring joy back to the thread...



Dan and Holly you make a lovely couple and the wedding was beautiful. The "normal" had fun too. I have some pics that I will share when I get the chance to put them onto my computer.



It was also really great to see everyone else.

55,241 10
03/14/2006 08:46 AM

I forgot to say, congrats Dianada on your new job. Good luck.

Spicey McHaggis 102,816 13
03/14/2006 08:47 AM

Dr. GF, you can post on GAB if you want. Hell, you can even be a raging bitch on GAB if you want, though I doubt you'll like the results. All I ask is that you be nice in this thread. That goes for everyone.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,890 16
03/14/2006 08:47 AM

Kake, Chance, everyone: Please excuse Spicey. He hasn't had a blow job since before the wedding.

55,241 10
03/14/2006 08:49 AM

By the way, my commas are grammatically correct. Hugs and kisses, Kake's g/f.

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 08:49 AM

Haha, he doesnt know those days are over? Thats the only reason us woman get married!

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,441 7
03/14/2006 08:50 AM

Hey Undies,

Now that the wedding is over don't you think maybe it is time for a name revision?



Congrats again, you were a lovely bride.



smooches,

fabs

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/14/2006 08:52 AM

OK, well, she isn't planning on posting here again, she was just trying to congratulate both of you, and that's pretty much it.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,890 16
03/14/2006 08:54 AM

Fabs - I actually did change my name, but I guess it didn't carry over to the laptop. I'll fix it - thanks. Post those pics you have soon!



PS: Your normal is cute.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
03/14/2006 08:54 AM

Could someone 'spain HC's comment to me? Match made in heaven, doctors? Inside joke? Something you kids are saying these days? Secret decoder ring needed? Garter humour? YM or email me so's not to crap up this thread anymore.



Help out a brother.





And once again, I wish Dan and Holly as much married happiness as I have. It can be a good thing.

Scorpion 4,060 7
03/14/2006 08:56 AM

It's threads like these that made me wish I had a GAB girlfriend to be with me, to laugh with me, to share moments with me, to blow me, to cherish the time we share here on Gab with me, to die with me......ummmm



....yeah, so congratulations guys, I'm really happy for you.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
03/14/2006 08:57 AM

Now that the wedding is over don't you think maybe it is time for a name revision?



It's technically still accurate.



"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too."

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,910 6
03/14/2006 09:05 AM

Holly, you were so beautiful in your wedding dress and Dan was so handsome, it was a real honor to be there. It was great hanging out with you guys for 3 days!



I wish you both happiness and laughter in your years ahead.

And here's to babies in your future!

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,441 7
03/14/2006 09:11 AM

Thanks! You all know how handsome I think the men of GAB are, but you girls would be surprised at what you can find when you look for SO's off the board.



I point this out merely because I don't want this board to turn into a couples forum...you GAB couples all know that I less than 3 you.

Luscious: Harvard's Own 43 Things Junkie 16,910 6
03/14/2006 09:23 AM

Fabs, your man is so sexy and funny. You did well!



You're so much prettier in person than in your pic. It really doesn't do you justice.

daisypie 49,257 7
03/14/2006 09:25 AM

...I wish Dan and Holly as much married happiness as I have. It can be a good thing.



That was a really beautiful thing, what Dog's said.



Joy to the Haggis', and continued happiness to the Akimbos' as well!

daisypie 49,257 7
03/14/2006 09:27 AM

<action>has never seen Fabs' breasts in person, but they do look pretty good in pictures...</action>

Millie 107,064 10
03/14/2006 09:39 AM

Dan and Holly, the wedding was very sweet--thank you for inviting us to share it.



Nutbutter told me I smelled nice. It was the second best compliment of the evening--right after my cabbie told me I looked "well-fed".



Guzbag, post a picture of yourself, please, before you critique my looks. The reason I don't like having my picture taken is that I usually look like crap in photos.



And Daisypie, Fabs ain't never gonna show you her boobs in person because she's my girlfriend. I mean, even though her boyfriend begged me, I kept mine covered up (mostly).

Whistler P. McManus 141,703 23
03/14/2006 11:18 AM

Whose face is pixillated out? Is that HC? Or is that how someone's face looks naturally?

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/14/2006 07:42 PM

Why is chance talking Shakespeare to Kake's lady friend?



Kake's Lady Friend was cool. Normal even.



Chance, I'm only gonna say this once: STEP OFF!

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 07:53 PM

Sorry Nutters, but YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Fratberry 219,236 13
03/14/2006 08:01 PM

Yes he is.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,588 7
03/14/2006 08:04 PM

You took this for me, didn't you?

Mr. Sir. 66,532 7
03/14/2006 08:07 PM

Yes he is.





FACE!

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 08:16 PM

Last time I checked I wasnt married to anyone, let alone Nutters. Anyways I feel she had no right coming here bashing one of our own, So I stepped in. It was over last night. Spicey asked me to cool it and I did.

I can bash whoever I want, this isnt the "Happy fun time chat center".

Shes a doctor, I'm sure she can stick up for herself.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/14/2006 08:26 PM

I told you I was only going to tell you ONCE.



Time for spankings!



Anyway, she wasn't bashing her, it was in in-joke. They has a little lesbian thing going on Saturday night, lots of kissing and touching*. That was just a flirt.

















*this may have only happened in my mind.

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 08:29 PM

<action> Slips off panties and lays over Nutters lap</action>



Time for spankings!



This was all part of my master plan.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/14/2006 08:38 PM

Mine too.



You've been a naughty, naughty girl! Daddy is upset.

Darrin 0 0
03/14/2006 08:39 PM

Take it to chat!

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 168,281 11
03/14/2006 09:07 PM

Punish me, daddy! Punish your slutty little girl with your big, hard paddle.

S. Kake 55,241 10
03/14/2006 09:17 PM

This thread took an even awesomer turn.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/14/2006 09:21 PM

*gulp*



Can we, um, take this to chat?

Humphrey 51,326 10
03/15/2006 05:38 PM

In the near future, I imagine an army of 2 to 5 year-old children, burning cars and de-legging puppies. And when the police ask them why they are such naughty little boys and girls they reply...



















.... my parents are Gabbers.