daisypie 49,378 9
03/13/2006 11:33 PM

BIG has TWO penises?!

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/13/2006 11:37 PM

He doesn't like to brag. It's 3 inches of fury, though.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/13/2006 11:41 PM

Don't leave us hangin !



Does she like double anal penetration ?





You should give her his number anyway. Maybe she just doesn't want her friend to know about her kinky side.

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/13/2006 11:44 PM

She said she didn't like it, but YOU know from reding gab . . .













. . .no one relly likes it.

S. Kake 55,555 14
03/13/2006 11:45 PM

My "a" key is apparently too stuck with jizz and beer and resin.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/13/2006 11:53 PM

Maybe the next time, you should just find out if they like Irish Whiskey or something.



Chick's preferences change when they get a few in 'em.





Heh..."a few in 'em"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/13/2006 11:54 PM

<action>gives Kake the "Fonzy" thumbs up</action>Aaaaaaaaaa!

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/13/2006 11:57 PM

<action> jumps the shark.</action>

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/13/2006 11:59 PM

"So I was talking to this 11 year old girl...."

The High Priestess Of Stewie 58,948 29
03/14/2006 12:18 AM

resin.



Resin? Have you been using tree sap as lube?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/14/2006 12:21 AM

She smokes pot...its a pothead term.

Dianapop 57,835 109
03/14/2006 12:24 AM

Heh. "She".

The High Priestess Of Stewie 58,948 29
03/14/2006 12:33 AM

Heh. "She".



You know Diana, That does answer some questions.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/14/2006 12:42 AM

Which ones?

The High Priestess Of Stewie 58,948 29
03/14/2006 12:44 AM

Like how Kake loves teh c0ck. And other stupid things that I am wayy to Frost-ing tired to be funny. Insert your own funny here: __________. Poop.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/14/2006 01:05 AM

A chicken and a cherry popsicle go into a hardware store.



"Hey," shouts the proprietor. "We don't server coloured people here."



"That's okay. We're just lurking."

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/14/2006 01:26 AM

I call people gentle snowflakes, or sometimes just snowflakes, quite regularly. It's catching on, too. Thank you, Frat.



My brother swearbots himself (Frost and Shakespeare are his two favorites).

Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs 44,452 11
03/14/2006 01:58 AM

This happens to me occasionally. For example, I'll be raping some young girl, and she'll scream "You bastard! You bastard!" and I'll laugh and tell her she's a noob for double-posting.

Miniver 2,334 9
03/14/2006 07:54 AM

I called my foster dog a twatwaffle yesterday. Not a second later, my 13-year-old son was running around the front yard and yelling "TWATWAFFLE! TWATWAFFLE! TWATWAFFLE!" before I could tell him that what I said was not exactly an expression one uses in polite society.

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
03/14/2006 07:59 AM

my 13-year-old son was running around the front yard and yelling "TWATWAFFLE! TWATWAFFLE! TWATWAFFLE!"





Awww...is he a gentle snowflake?

Daggy's MAGICAL calculator watch 86,705 14
03/14/2006 08:08 AM

I call people 'Carrolls' a lot.

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 171,275 14
03/14/2006 08:20 AM

I actually say "Hush you" and "Blarg". ringworm got me saying the last one. I miss my ringworm.

Randy Dicksin 12,363 11
03/14/2006 08:28 AM

So big needs someone to find him a woman?



Hahahahahahahahaloserhahahahahaha!

Daggy's MAGICAL calculator watch 86,705 14
03/14/2006 08:51 AM

My Mum's getting a bit sick of it.

Miniver 2,334 9
03/14/2006 08:57 AM

Awww...is he a gentle snowflake?



Nah, he's actually a very smart kid. He just acts like a 'tard for kicks. Case in point.

Miniver 2,334 9
03/14/2006 08:59 AM

And the latex gloves have NOTHING to do with his being Declan's nephew, so don't even go there.

bgeez 0 7
03/14/2006 12:29 PM

"...worthless without pictures."

Miss Trixxie LeMay and her manifagent TallyWacKer 65,026 15
03/14/2006 03:15 PM

I like to tell my boyfriend to fusilli me silly.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/14/2006 04:55 PM

And the latex gloves have NOTHING to do with his being Declan's nephew.





Obviously. Because they're on the wrong person.

The High Priestess Of Stewie 58,948 29
03/14/2006 08:58 PM

I told a co-worker today that I'd stab her in the eye with my car. She looked back at be blankly and then said "Your car is to big to fit in my eye."

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
03/14/2006 09:02 PM

I coat hanger fell out of my car the other day and a friend asked me if I still wanted it. I told him it was no good unless it was metal.



I was out the front of a hospital standing in front of several pregnant women when I said that.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
03/14/2006 09:48 PM

I call my new husband by his matrix name every once in awhile; "Spicey" or "Haggis" - I use both of those without really thinking much about it.



Also, whenever he takes his pants off, there's always a split second where I imagine his penis is going to look like his icon.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
03/14/2006 09:58 PM

I refer to my penis as "Li'l Spicey".

The High Priestess Of Stewie 58,948 29
03/14/2006 09:59 PM

Does it?

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
03/14/2006 10:03 PM

I refer to my penis as "Li'l Spicey".



Which is why it came as no surprise to me that you were still a virgin.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
03/14/2006 10:04 PM

I refer to my penis as "Li'l Spicey".



Which is why it came as no surprise to me that you were still a virgin.



And why it should come as no surprise to you that the blow jobs have stopped.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
03/14/2006 10:06 PM

Ok, sorry about the double post.



As I was typing, I noticed that "L'il Spicey" was hanging around unkilted.

Humphrey 51,764 12
03/15/2006 08:10 AM

I told a co-worker today that I'd stab her in the eye with my car.



Mine!! It's MINE I tell you!!!

Chance shoulda had a V-8 now w/33% less sugar 171,275 14
03/15/2006 08:13 AM

As I was typing, I noticed that "L'il Spicey" was hanging around unkilted.



but there was only a mintue between the two posts! Yep theyre married all right.

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
03/15/2006 08:16 AM

<action>wants to be the Fonz</action>

Miss Trixxie LeMay and her manifagent TallyWacKer 65,026 15
03/15/2006 08:31 AM

Hey now that's some funny Shakespeare up there, I don't care who you are. Nobody else was around for the pasta-bot from stew?

Phuc 237,919 21
03/15/2006 08:49 AM

I say my GAB name about 4,235,891 times a day.



Also, I say "fag" a lot. Like when Spicey cried at his wedding.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
03/16/2006 07:01 AM

Phuc - I wanted you to know that last night, during sex, Spicey asked, "Is that good Al?"



And this morning I read in another thread that he can't get enough black dildos.



So, anyway, have you turned in our paperwork yet? I ask this for no reason.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
03/16/2006 08:32 AM

Shut up Nathyn. And get out of my pants!

Dogs O'Kimbo 211,584 32
03/16/2006 08:50 AM

I would have gone with:



<action-tag>looks down into pants</action-tag>



Hmmm, Nathyn is a lot smaller that I would have thought.

Dogs O'Kimbo 211,584 32
03/16/2006 08:50 AM

Crap.

Trivium 333 7
03/16/2006 09:27 AM

Last night my friend and I were sitting 'having a wee smoke'*. His cat, being in heat, was making rather a lot of noise and starting to irritate the both of us. I suggested getting the cat fixed. This is (roughly) the conversation that followed:



Me: You should get the damn thing fixed, that'd shut it up.

Him: I've been telling my mum that for ages but she isn't for having it.

Me: You got a wire coathanger?

Him: *Blank Stare*

Me: ...

Him: Why?

Me: Think about it.

Him(Disgusted): Are you going to stick it up it's arse?

Me: And that would help how?

...



I learned two things from this:



1. My friend is a moron.

2. Use a Gab joke in real life and people will think you're a sick Frost.



*ie. Getting stoned.

Mrs.JM-wearing green skivvies 24,693 8
03/16/2006 09:29 AM

hey, Holy Underwhere Hag:



you're a BITCH!!!



We'd expect that from a retarded person. Go away Corky.

Beans McDiddler 68,758 11
03/16/2006 10:18 AM

We call my 8 month old son "Mookie", and have since he was still in the womb. The boy is doomed, and doesn't even know it.

Trivium 333 7
03/16/2006 10:30 AM

We call my 8 month old son "Mookie", and have since he was still in the womb. The boy is doomed, and doesn't even know it.





If he didn't chew his way out of the womb and then rape his mother, he doesn't deserve that name.