F DISK.
Take the beads out.
Stop letting people put their Coleridges in it.
Have "EXIT ONLY" tatooed above it.
Or, "I'm not HC".
Wipe.
Stop working at the Mexican Donkey Show Room.
ELF: Now thats funny. Full clickies to you.
Ask your cellmate if he'll be The Woman for a change.
Stop Shakespeare-ing glass?
cracky is my parrot you bunch of sick Frosts!!!
Most of those responses are still applicable for his soreness.
Less Tabasco and Tapatio. Also it might help to stop eating it rectally.
Stop using this to wipe. Buy one of these. eat less of this