One of my disgusting co-workers left an enormous turd in one of the stalls this morning. I walked in on this monstrosity only minutes after it had been birthed. Gasping in horror I immediately tried to fluShakespeare. It would not flush. Then curiosity got the better of me and I found myself examining poozilla and admiring it for it's shear size.
It must have been 30 centimetres long, at least 10-15 in circumference and a large part of it was sticking up out of the water, kind of like a faecal iceberg. Maybe the strangest part was - there was not sign of toilet paper.
I really wanted to show it off to the guys at work but though they may think me strange showing off someone else's stool.
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