Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 34 days! 78,555 13
03/21/2006 10:08 PM

Maybe it's because you can't spell "humor"?

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/21/2006 10:11 PM

I just got a bad visual of about eight doggie boobs in a tight angora sweater.

Trae 156,790 17
03/21/2006 10:13 PM

Bad......visual??

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
03/21/2006 10:22 PM

Lloyd..I'm sorry, but I have to break this to you.





Ivan's a, a, homosexual.

Polyphonic Jane 173,958 15
03/21/2006 10:41 PM

Ivan is a homosexual, and a dog, and a male.

All men are dogs.

Logically, all men are homosexual.

Polyphonic Jane 173,958 15
03/21/2006 10:41 PM

That's not actually very logical, is it?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/21/2006 10:43 PM

It would be if you said all men named Ivan are homosexuals.



If you think about it Ivan is a pretty gay name. Human or dog.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 30 days! 78,555 13
03/21/2006 10:45 PM

STUPID GAY DOG!



Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.

Fake colorful Easter basket Straw 98,000 37
03/21/2006 10:51 PM

The problem was that Ivan didn't understand the reference. Instead of sweater puppies, he sees them as "non-fur substance covered babies."



Shoot me now.

Elf the dog cop 256 7
03/21/2006 10:52 PM

The reason ivan didn't laugh was the fact that he has seen you have sex and it has scarred him for life. The mention of the word "boobies" makes him think of wildly bouncing jubblies and underwear on the ceiling fan and in the aquarium.



The district I work in, this would be considered animal abuse.

HC recites ZUG 3:16 16,937 8
03/21/2006 10:55 PM

Are you sure Ivan's pussie nipples didn't turn you on?

L.Ron Felipe 161,353 14
03/21/2006 10:57 PM

My mom thinks I'm handsome.

HC recites ZUG 3:16 16,937 8
03/21/2006 10:58 PM

Much to our delight, your mom is right.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/21/2006 11:54 PM

Your dog is so fat, you tell him to fetch and he brings back tater tots.

Humphrey B Slaughtering the Passover Lambs. 51,764 12
03/22/2006 12:11 AM

Your dog's so gay he humps his own leg.





I'mnotreallysurewhereI'mgoingwiththis.

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/22/2006 08:02 AM

My dog thinks I'm sexy



A couple weeks ago I was sleeping on the couch. My head was turned sideways and as drool ran across my check, my little bitch respectfully licked it off my face until I woke up.



The last few nights, my wife has been trying in vain to keep the puppies tongue out of my mouth. Somehow, the puppies advances have not woken me, despite my wife being convinced she has reached my tonsils more than once.



I'm curious when the puppy and I will get to third base. I rub her belly all the time and it's kind of hard not to touch her 'hooker nipples' (as we call them- they're quite long).



I'm guessing this all has something to do with the sore throat I'm developing, as well.

Nachos - Museless 57,521 23
03/22/2006 08:06 AM

Also the erection you wake up with every morning.