McPants in the Fields of Athenry 19,555 11
03/22/2006 09:38 AM

I wanted to respond by saying, "Are you retarded?", but I just go, "Yup."

I'm much happier with awkward silences.



You don't think the silence would have been more awkward if you had asked if he was retarded?

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 09:38 AM

"Ummm weather doesn't have a mind, retahd."

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
03/22/2006 09:38 AM

Yup !

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 09:48 AM

So........ how about that cyclone huh? That was something.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/22/2006 09:55 AM

Maybe he felt discussing your upcoming lung cancer diagnosis would be impolite.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/22/2006 09:55 AM

There's so much potential with a conversation like this. The guy obviously just hates standing next to someone and not talking to them, so he's trying to fill up the void. Make him pay for it. Invariably, the question is on weather, so give a five-hour discertation on the origins of the word weather, famous meteorologists, jetstreams, and anything else that comes to mind.















And while you do it, move closer. Slowly.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 09:59 AM

Most GABfests start out this way actually.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/22/2006 10:13 AM

Odd that I would envision this, without having been to one.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 10:14 AM

Odd that you find something odd every day.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/22/2006 10:15 AM

Odd that I find something odd in every way?

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 10:17 AM

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them Sam I am!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/22/2006 10:23 AM

Most GABfests start out this way actually.



Funny you should mention that. At Dan and Holly's wedding it started out with the Gabbers on one side of the room and Dan's family on the other. Sort of awkward. After everyone had a few drinks in them Harvard Chick was sitting on Pa McHaggis' lap and Spicey's aunt was out smoking a joint with Kake.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 10:31 AM

Sounds familiar. All you were missing was a naked queen, a guitar and having the cops called.

<b></b> 203,956 21
03/22/2006 10:34 AM

And a half naked Chi Chi.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/22/2006 10:36 AM

Has no one come up with the idea of videotaping these GABfests and selling them for profit? I don't see how this wouldn't solve any money issues ZUG might have.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 10:39 AM

Oh, there are pictures but the golden rule is "What happens there, stays there."

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 10:39 AM

...including the aborted fetuses.

<b></b> 203,956 21
03/22/2006 10:42 AM

Yet, Ollie seems to keep posting the pictures.





But not the ones from Thursday when he had Trae tied up and the 14 in dildo in her ass.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/22/2006 10:42 AM

Mom, Trae's scaring me again.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 10:50 AM

He won't be to happy that you called his dick a dildo, but he'll let that go since you gave him 14".



And by "gave him" I mean Saturday night.

Millie 116,988 28
03/22/2006 11:06 AM

Pfft. If they videotaped GAB events, everyone else would know how boring and unsexy we all are.



I prefer to keep the illusion going that we are all incredibly hot and have intelligent and hilarious conversations.



Also, Jilly, that guy probably wanted to ask you out so he was trying to get a conversation going with you. You should have responded by saying, "I'm engaged, you know! BACK OFF!"

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/22/2006 11:24 AM

<action>tries to erase her GAB orgy fantasy</action>



Pfft. If they videotaped GAB events, everyone else would know how boring and unsexy we all are.



Real great. That just ruined my day.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 11:36 AM

Better a ruined day, then a ruined life, eh D?

Millie 116,988 28
03/22/2006 11:38 AM

Psst--Darrin! I was just trying to make all the losers that can't attend feel better.



We really are an extremely attractive, urbane and witty bunch of people.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 30 days! 78,555 13
03/22/2006 11:40 AM

Hey, I resent being called urban.

Don' make me hafta break my foot off in yo ass!

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/22/2006 11:40 AM

Some of us Millie. I mean, you did see John Hargrave right??

Millie 116,988 28
03/22/2006 11:42 AM

John Hargrave didn't deign to speak to me, so I will reserve my judgment on him.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/22/2006 11:43 AM

He must have been intimidated by your hotness. Either that or he was trying to sneak and put a dime in your ass crack.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 30 days! 78,555 13
03/22/2006 11:47 AM

Speaking of urban, I decided last night that I have a crush on Keith Urban. Up until last night I had no idea who Keith Urban was.

You think Matt will be suspicious if I ask him to grow out his hair, dye it blond, start lifting weights and walk around shirtless?

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/22/2006 11:49 AM

Who the hell is Keith Urban? And why do you want your almost-husband to look like Fabio?

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 30 days! 78,555 13
03/22/2006 11:50 AM

I think he's a country singer. I honestly wasn't paying any attention to his voice after seeing him for the first time.

Keith Urban 21,346 0
03/22/2006 11:51 AM

ME? You have a crush on me? Wow. That's so flattering. Too bad I am a fag.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 30 days! 78,555 13
03/22/2006 11:54 AM

A fag? You mean like Timmy the Talking Toilet?

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/22/2006 11:57 AM

You should probably be more specific when you say grow your hair out, dye it blonde, and walk around shirtless.

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/22/2006 12:33 PM

I'd rather talk weather with a stranger than than the monthly chat I have with this old lady whom I helped get oil.



She insists on telling me about her colostomy bag and the surgeon that Frosted up her rectum 20 years ago every time she calls me.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/22/2006 12:34 PM

old lady whom I helped get oil.



Please say she isn't the sesame oil in the shower lady!

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/22/2006 12:42 PM

I've never wrecked her rectum and I won't anytime soon. She needs to get the ass camera thing done due to some chronic squirts.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
03/22/2006 12:42 PM

Wait, now I'm confused. Why did you Frost up the old woman's rectum in the first place, Gork? Also, why are pi squared again? Dammit I think I may be one of dem der inbreds.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
03/22/2006 12:43 PM

chronic squirts



Now how could anything with those words in it not be intersting conversation?

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/22/2006 12:48 PM

Why did you Frost up the old woman's rectum in the first place, Gork?



Because it looked like this, dude. How can a guy resist?

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/22/2006 12:50 PM

This really is one of, if not the, worst photosets ever.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/22/2006 01:46 PM

Keith Urban's got NOTHING on Karl Urban. I'm just saying. Repeatedly.

Millie 116,988 28
03/22/2006 03:50 PM

I don't know if he's gay, since he's dating Nicole Kidman.



Then again, she's looking like a blonde skeleton lately, so maybe he is gay. (I'm not really sure what I meant by that.)



I had never heard his music before today. The laundromat T.V. was on CMT. His song made me want to smash the screen, it was so dippy and whiney.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/22/2006 03:58 PM

<action>looks up at the sky</action>They say a large duodenum may be moving in from the south.