It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/23/2006 09:58 AM

Ever see that episode of the X-Files with the fat vampire? I'm wondering which one is which here. Is the girl pre-victim? Or is the guy post?













And how much time should I spend trying to figure it out?

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
03/23/2006 10:00 AM

About as much time as I spend trying to figure out why he is wearing a diaper over his underwear.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/23/2006 10:03 AM

I purposely bounced my eyes away from that part of the picture, Erika. Thanks so much for pointing it out.



And since I actually need to put my ramblings in some form of a quote:



"The new mouth-to-mouth liposuction system was working wonderfully, until Dr. Stong got a little over eager."

Chance is the Lollipop Kid 171,275 14
03/23/2006 10:03 AM

Dude, whos stealing ringworms soul?

Piquantrax - Part 2 8,691 9
03/23/2006 10:05 AM

Greg is mauled by a DUFF.

Oliver I'dhavesexwithabunny Chest 203,475 12
03/23/2006 10:15 AM

"Chance steals Ringworms soul."

Chance is the Lollipop Kid 171,275 14
03/23/2006 10:20 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahaihateyouchubs

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/23/2006 10:20 AM

A deleted scene from "Memento" shows the exact moment that triggered Guy Pearce to develop his anterograde amnesia condition.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/23/2006 10:25 AM

Ollie dresses like a woman just to get a little smoochie smoochie from that scrawny dude.

Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs 44,452 11
03/23/2006 10:32 AM

"Shhh. Relax, baby. Let Rhonda handle this."

Piquantrax - Part 2 8,691 9
03/23/2006 10:39 AM

"This must be a mistake."

"Did you say steak?"

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/23/2006 10:44 AM

Fat and skinny went to bed.

Fat rolled over and skinny was dead...with a diaper.

<b></b> 203,956 21
03/23/2006 10:44 AM

It's BIG and Erika in reversed gender roles.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/23/2006 10:48 AM

Except that Erika would never kiss you.

Nachos - Rapist logistics expert since 2006! 57,521 23
03/23/2006 10:48 AM

"Brian makes the fatal mistake of swallowing the last mini-souffle at the buffet table."

ieatpeople 92 7
03/23/2006 10:53 AM

"Tom was willing to go to any extreme to increase the blue whale population. ANY extreme."

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
03/23/2006 10:55 AM

Thank the lord above that none of you Emersons recognized me in that photo.







































damn.

Rider the Bunny Eater 2,014 9
03/23/2006 10:57 AM

Sausage inna bun!!

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
03/23/2006 11:08 AM

GAH!

<b></b> 203,956 21
03/23/2006 11:09 AM

Except that Erika would never kiss you.





Blacked out college girls can't say no.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/23/2006 11:11 AM

Toosh.

mcpat 29 7
03/23/2006 01:11 PM

"Arrrrgh. Mary HUNGRY!"

Chit 178,781 15
03/23/2006 01:27 PM

That beanie looks a little tight on her.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
03/23/2006 01:29 PM

Having exhausted all other permutations of "Girls Gone Wild!"



We are somewhat proud,(And a little embarassed.), to introduce :



"Girls Gone Wild - Samoan Spring Break!"



$1.95 + $39.95 S&H US - Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. ( Ya sick Frost. )

Rider the Bunny Eater 2,014 9
03/23/2006 01:31 PM

I think its Frosted up that her beanie is bigger and more material then what he is wearing altogether.

HC: The Other White Meat 16,937 8
03/23/2006 01:40 PM

Looks like she's got that anorexia beat all to hell.

Chit 178,781 15
03/23/2006 02:15 PM

If she keeps sucking she's gonna empty his diaper.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
03/23/2006 02:23 PM

Fat Daughter!

HC: The Other White Meat 16,937 8
03/23/2006 03:08 PM

And her papa.



Come to daddy!

oddzodd 382 7
03/23/2006 09:10 PM

Let E-Harmony work for you..........

Southside Matty 192 8
03/23/2006 11:21 PM

Coming in December 2006.



KING KONG

















directed by Ang Lee

Sakon 595 9
03/24/2006 01:12 AM

"The worst part of this nightmare is that Jim never woke up."

zannord 4 7
03/24/2006 08:40 PM

Honey, did you remember to take your Bonieva today?

GingerMeUp 20 7
03/24/2006 08:48 PM

After a breif conversation in a chat room, he was acctually quite suprised when they met in person.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/24/2006 09:03 PM

Look, it's a bunch of new farkers.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/24/2006 09:39 PM

I clicked some of you.



Don't be dicks.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/24/2006 09:50 PM

Are you lonely Dogs?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/24/2006 10:22 PM

Depends. You got cold cuts?

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/25/2006 12:22 AM

Who wears black ankle socks with sneakers!!!

DeathByAccordion 46 7
03/25/2006 03:07 AM

It was later found out that they had both swallowed strong neodymium magnets while hopped up on ecstacy. Their attire was similarly influenced by the drugs.

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 03:33 AM

Good thing she kicked off her shoes. It looked a little goofy with her towering over him like that.

Max Planck 18,881 12
03/25/2006 03:39 AM

"Tubgirl finds love."

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/25/2006 03:53 AM

Lupience discovers Church.

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 04:50 AM

Poor feller...he's about a foot away from grabbin more ass than most men get in their whole lifetime.

The Masked Wedgie Giver 38 7
03/25/2006 08:24 AM

Hmmm tastes like chicken

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/25/2006 08:39 AM

I was so out of it when I posted that last comment- versus now, when I'm aware that I'm a dweeb.

The Angel of the Lloyd 48,662 14
03/25/2006 08:40 AM

"Ohmygod! He's choking on a piece of pork fat! Someone give him the heimlich!"



"I'll save it ... I mean, him!"

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/25/2006 01:08 PM

My first girlfriend at an N Sync show, thanking Justin Timberlake for the stretch hat. With her mouth, unfortunately. That's gonna leave a mark...

Kilgork Troutkat 41,132 13
03/25/2006 01:13 PM

If my wife ever gets that fat I think I'll shoot her and put myself out of my misery.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/25/2006 01:37 PM

It take that back.



It's actually a mama bird feeding a baby bird. Food goes in here. Comes back out of here. Goes into there. Gulp. Thanks mom.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/25/2006 01:50 PM

alright, I've got another one for you, it's kind of a variation of the above...



"After her ninth screwdriver, she looked around for a public restroom or a Prada bag or a potted plant to puke in. Finding none, she barfed into him."

oddzodd 382 7
03/25/2006 03:05 PM

seeing your buddy take one for the team..................Priceless!

residentcynic 6 7
03/25/2006 05:17 PM

"At this year's canibal convention, Ms. Francis Blackwell actually sucked the marrow out of a human being."

Sazzy 0 7
03/25/2006 10:31 PM

Joe Became Very interested in the green planets "Save The Whales" partition...

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/26/2006 12:25 AM

"Two contestants demonstrate 'Lip-Fu', a new contact sport that is sweeping the nation. In this round, she is winning."

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/26/2006 12:31 AM

"A desperate web girl blows up her sex doll for an exciting night of popping it."

ieatpeople 92 7
03/26/2006 12:14 PM

"Just Frost my bellybutton"

THESTALKER: the try hard phuck knucle:no clickies 742 0
03/26/2006 01:08 PM

EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!



& AGAIN EEEEEWWWWWWWY!!!



You find this image strangely aluring don't you ?



WHY DON'T YOU COME JOIN US???



No skiny phucks!

bringafajita 4 7
03/27/2006 01:48 AM

Clay Aiken learning that his "biggest fan" really lives up to her name.

Thatguyfromfrance 170 7
03/27/2006 04:12 AM

Sumo wrestling tryouts

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/27/2006 10:51 AM

"A Jenny Craig dieter cheats with some comfort food vaguely resembling a human male in a diaper"

scrap104 3 7
03/27/2006 12:51 PM

Little did he know that she was not actually pregnant.

filo_clarke 194 7
03/27/2006 02:44 PM

Frank Jones begins his world-record attempt to inflate a Macy's Parade baloon using only the power of his lungs.

sluginabeercan 14 9
03/27/2006 04:30 PM

Hey, dont tell me you wouldnt after a six pack of Bud Light.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/28/2006 04:51 AM

"....and after you have given us all a good spanking.... The oral sex."

Motherpuss 0 7
03/28/2006 01:42 PM

M-m-m-monster kill!

Chit 178,781 15
03/28/2006 01:50 PM

The King and Queen of this years Sadie Sasquatch Day dance.

toxicgangsta801 12 7
03/28/2006 02:34 PM

one time at band camp...

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/28/2006 02:57 PM

"GODZILLA!!! ITS EATING M-"

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
03/28/2006 03:03 PM

"Britney and Justin try it one more time."



p.s. Bonus points if you can guess which one is which.

Chickens down FIVE Pants sizes and 20 lbs 286,539 61
03/28/2006 03:11 PM

"what happened in Trae's daughter's bedroom at gablanta II", right ringworm?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/28/2006 03:27 PM

Inbreeding: Not only is it difficult to read about , it's also hard to watch!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
03/28/2006 03:58 PM

This is common among the wild when a mother will devour her meal and regergitate it for her chest deep in the dirt mexican young.

CharlesTheFirst 32 10
03/28/2006 06:27 PM

Death by Snu Snu!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/28/2006 11:44 PM

What happens when someone plays matchmaker at Christ Camp.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/28/2006 11:46 PM

Promo shot for Shallow Hal 2!

Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
03/28/2006 11:46 PM

Next on "When Blind Dates Attack"

Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
03/28/2006 11:48 PM

Her resolve snapped after seeing him chewing the last Oreo cookie...

Lawerence of Arabia 5 7
03/29/2006 01:16 AM

I don't think chemo can kill this one, doc.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/29/2006 03:05 AM

"Just one little kiss... I'll give you your Xbox360 back..."

bubs 21 7
03/29/2006 08:37 PM

mama cass channels baryshnikov

bubs 21 7
03/29/2006 08:38 PM

i didn't mean, literally suck me

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
03/29/2006 08:51 PM

Large Lotta licks the icecream off of her popsicle stick..

oddzodd 382 7
03/29/2006 09:23 PM

go figure, in the mood and not a moped in sight.

Xbwalker 10 7
03/29/2006 10:03 PM

When he asked for a fat implant to make his lips sexier, he didn't think they would bring the fat lady.



Thats what we call discount service.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
03/29/2006 10:50 PM

Hello dear. Are you new?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
03/30/2006 04:37 PM

The Jerry Springer Sweeps Show (seconds before he introduces the jilted lover and the entire football team of lesbians he cheated on her with)