Oliver H. Chest 201,941 7
03/24/2006 02:18 AM

"Where is the bathroom?"



"One beer, please."



"How much if I don't use a condom?"

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,733 11
03/24/2006 02:19 AM

"I did not vote for George W. Bush, and do not support his government."





"I am sincerely sorry about Iraq."





"Mmmmm. Nice Kalashnikov!"

Phuc of the Ascension 231,372 13
03/24/2006 02:21 AM

"Big mac falafel, please."



"Is that a goat milk stain on your burka ma'am, or are you just glad to see me?"



"If you kids don't stop that goddamn ululating, I swear to Mohammed I'm gonna drop a Frost-ing scud!"

The Lloyd has risen! 48,160 9
03/24/2006 02:21 AM

Caesar salad with extra bacon bits, please.



I'll have a bacon double cheeseburger please.



Do you have any pork rinds?

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 165,746 8
03/24/2006 02:21 AM

"If I told you you had a beautiful burka, would you hold it against me?"



"That? It is just my watch. No really."



"SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!"

Prof.Fantabulous 19,577 10
03/24/2006 02:28 AM

"I did not say anything, i am just trying to clear my throat."



"Those Crusades.... Crazy time eh?"



"Seriously, i think i have a piece of popcorn lodged in my throat."

HRH BobJohnson 165,527 10
03/24/2006 02:36 AM

"Did you know Carrot Top is a Jew?"



"Did you know Richard Simmons is a Jew?"



"There. I just solved most of the world's problems."

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,366 6
03/24/2006 02:37 AM

"I swear, all I was trying to do was get to Whitecastle"



"I'll Abu Ghraib YOUR prison!"



"How much longer do I have to wear this hood?"

Oliver H. Chest 201,941 7
03/24/2006 02:40 AM

"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood?"



"Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?"



"I sodmoized your entire herd of sheep."

The Lloyd has risen! 48,160 9
03/24/2006 02:51 AM

Ollie, that last one is useful in any language.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,414 6
03/24/2006 02:52 AM

"Is that an AK-47, or are you just happy to see me?"



"Allah Akhbar? Funny, that's what your sister said last night when I was on top of her."



"Hey! If you're going to blindfold me and spin me around, at least give me a bat so I can hit the pinata!"

The Lloyd has risen! 48,160 9
03/24/2006 02:56 AM

Cartoons! Get yer cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed here!



How about that Copenhagen Post?



Anybody read the latest Salman Rushdie book? He's so awesome!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,860 14
03/24/2006 02:56 AM

"You know planes right? What IS the goddamn deal with airline peanuts?"



"Hey, Show Us Your Ankles!"



"Ok now, have a nice a trip. I hope you have a blast!"

Oliver H. Chest 201,941 7
03/24/2006 02:58 AM

"Ok, I'll do it. But can my virgins be 7 year olds?"



"Will dry cleaning get the brain out?"



"If you're going to cut my head off, can you at least let me have a free hand so I can jerk off while you're doing it?"

The Lloyd has risen! 48,160 9
03/24/2006 02:59 AM

Anybody for a Danish pastry?



Anybody for some Danish blue cheese?



AnyBLAM!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,860 14
03/24/2006 03:01 AM

AnyBLAM!



That's a tough one. Arabic has 26 different words for "BLAM".

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 165,746 8
03/24/2006 03:03 AM

That's a tough one. Arabic has 26 different words for "BLAM".



...and none for "fluffy".

Jeprechaun 57,795 10
03/24/2006 03:07 AM

"Yo mama knows swine. In the biblical sense."



"I bet Mohammed would look FABULOUS in a leather hot pants. I know this even though drawing him is punishable by death."



"I think Benazir Bhutto is SMOKIN hot with that lazy eye thing she's got going on! You think she'd do me and a couple of my friends?"

The Passion of the Erika 75,961 7
03/24/2006 03:09 AM

"Does anyone know how to get sand out of one's vagina? Hypothetically speaking of course."



"One beer and a shot please."



"Where can I find Aladin?"

Piemaster - I killed the Easter Bunny. 10,666 9
03/24/2006 03:12 AM

"JK2K hates arabs."



"He says your wife is hot."



"That's Zee You Gee dot com."

Jeprechaun 57,795 10
03/24/2006 03:18 AM

"He has an itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie camel Shakespeare encrusted weenie,

That has not been washed in 42 days!

His ass is bludgeoned, bested, twice molested, broken, bleedin, napalm tested,

From his time spent in 2 Abu Ghraibs!"

Polyphonic Jane-days like this keep me warm 168,693 11
03/24/2006 03:18 AM

Why should I want to learn ANY phrases in arabic? I already know how to speak the only important language in the world.





USA!

USA!

USA!

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
03/24/2006 03:28 AM

"Would you like fries with that"



"If you're going to cut off my hands, start with the already Frosted up one."



"You mean I can blow up anything you want, when I LIVE IN A VAN....DOWN BY THE RIVER."

Chit 163,974 10
03/24/2006 03:38 AM

I don't want to marry her, it's just $20.



You guys do really do lamb every way possible, don't you.



Which way to the facey bar ?

Polyphonic Jane-days like this keep me warm 168,693 11
03/24/2006 03:41 AM

Come on, Chit. Who doesn't want to do Lamb in every way possible?

Chit 163,974 10
03/24/2006 03:43 AM

Mmmmmm, falling off the bone !

Polyphonic Jane-days like this keep me warm 168,693 11
03/24/2006 03:47 AM

Screw that. I'd rather have Lambie ON my bone.





If I had a bone, that is.

















I could get a bone if I wanted to.

HC: The Other White Meat 16,910 6
03/24/2006 03:49 AM

Ding fries are done!



I'm on my period, touch me.



I love 7-11.

rock hound 156 5
03/24/2006 04:00 AM

" why do you all work in the billing department for credit cards"



"do you own a gas station"



" can i have a camel ride"



" is that all hair under that turban"

Oliver H. Chest 201,941 7
03/24/2006 04:02 AM

Man, you're totally in the wrong country.

Darrin dyed with Paas 0 0
03/24/2006 04:02 AM

You're only allowed 3, rock.

Chit 163,974 10
03/24/2006 04:02 AM

Don't kill me, I can talk to the Mexicans.



The toilet paper makes us fat. We eat with both hands.



What's up with all the broads in the bee keeper suits ?

rock hound 156 5
03/24/2006 04:03 AM

sorry i was on a roll

Oliver H. Chest 201,941 7
03/24/2006 04:06 AM

In India?

Frogpop 155,749 12
03/24/2006 11:06 AM

One of the first nouns they taught us out of the the list of like 30 was "airplane". That made me a little nervous.

Frogpop 155,749 12
03/24/2006 11:06 AM

Oh! We learned "car" too.

Piquantrax - Part 2 8,675 5
03/24/2006 05:46 PM

"Man, did you see that cartoon of Muhammad, man that guy is a dumbass."



"Burka? I barely even know her."



"Seventy-two virgins? Where do I sign up?"

Peter Cockintail 156,239 10
03/24/2006 05:53 PM

"Can someone please give this camel a breath mint?"



"Are those hills or mass graves?"



"SUPPLIES!!"

Speshul Kake 55,241 10
03/24/2006 08:48 PM

"Hey, camel Froster!"

"Where is the bathroom"

"How much to Frost your camel?"

The Lloyd has risen! 48,160 9
03/24/2006 08:51 PM

Any post with "SUPPLIES!" in it gets my clickage. Unless you post it below this, in a whore-ish attempt to get my clickage.

It's That Guy 1,893 5
03/24/2006 08:55 PM

"I'm looking for the Children's Illustrated English version of the Koran?"



"It's ok, I'm in good with President Bush."



"Yes, they released me from the ward yesterday. Something about a death wish."

The Lloyd has risen! 48,160 9
03/24/2006 09:04 PM

I'm thinking of converting to Christianity.

Trixxie, Silly Fagot, Dicks are for Chicks. 64,479 13
03/24/2006 09:06 PM

I only need one for any language.



"I need many large teenage penises."

Speshul Kake 55,241 10
03/24/2006 09:09 PM

My Trixxie gross-o-meter just exploded.

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
03/26/2006 07:36 AM

"SUPPLIES"



You didn't say anything about it being bold....so clickies should still be given...plus I'm drunk and I typed supplies correctly without pressing the delete button....which is more than I can say for the rest of this post.

bloodyfish 111 6
03/26/2006 07:54 AM

"Im Jewish"



"Lets all go to Mexico!"



"HEY LOOK! A RANDOM DISTRACTION!"



About that last one, it literaly works! Try it on people. Trash can works too.

Señor Poopypants 411 5
03/26/2006 02:47 PM

I'm not arab, my hair is wet.

ieatpeople 92 5
03/27/2006 02:17 AM

"You guys TOTALLY smell like Shakespeare."



"So I hear this 'Allah' character sucks dick for cheeseburgers."



"Check out the hood on that bitch. Soooooo black."

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 47,456 11
03/28/2006 11:07 PM

"Frost Bush"



"I Don't Eat Pork...much"



"20 dollars worth of unleaded on seven"

Chickens down FIVE Pants sizes and 20 lbs 238,148 14
03/28/2006 11:14 PM

"Beekeeper suits" and "SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!" both deserve 5 clickers as well as blow jobs from 27 arabic virgins.

Chickens down FIVE Pants sizes and 20 lbs 238,148 14
03/28/2006 11:17 PM

"Say, fella, can you point me to the nearest Synagogue?"



"No? How about a nice Kosher deli?"



"Oi Vey!"

Stacy420 75 5
03/30/2006 09:47 PM

"You're the bomb."

"Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some."

"Hey, could you blow up my girlfriend?"

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
03/30/2006 10:21 PM

"I have a dream, that White peaple, and Black peaple, and even Arabic people can gamble together without gitting different chips."



"Which way to Carson City?"



"Where is my au-to-mo-bile?"

Larry Moeshemp 16,508 9
03/31/2006 05:05 AM

" What do you mean the Slurpee machine is broken?"







" Hey I gave you a twenty, you gave me change for a 10!"







" Did you just fart?"

Thatguyfromfrance 170 5
03/31/2006 03:18 PM

"I believe the Dean at Harvard positively commented on my Reaganomics essay"



"I ll have another Latte please, Starbucks is really pleasant at this time of the day"



"DIE INFIDELS DIE"

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
05/30/2006 07:16 PM

BUMP!





Just because I did like this thread.

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,573 5
05/30/2006 07:47 PM

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"Duck!"



"...A little more to the left..."



"Yeah, there is a knife in my pocket; now Frost off."

Pumpkin Noggin 56,422 5
05/30/2006 07:53 PM

"My God is better than your God"



"Stop me if you've heard this one before...A jew and Arab and a Christian walk into a bar...

"



"Muslim? isn't that that scratchy fabric you make clothes from?"

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 5,979 6
05/30/2006 08:11 PM

"I don't know how to speak arabic."