"Where is the bathroom?"



"One beer, please."



"How much if I don't use a condom?"

"I did not vote for George W. Bush, and do not support his government."





"I am sincerely sorry about Iraq."





"Mmmmm. Nice Kalashnikov!"

"Big mac falafel, please."



"Is that a goat milk stain on your burka ma'am, or are you just glad to see me?"



"If you kids don't stop that goddamn ululating, I swear to Mohammed I'm gonna drop a Frost-ing scud!"

Caesar salad with extra bacon bits, please.



I'll have a bacon double cheeseburger please.



Do you have any pork rinds?

"If I told you you had a beautiful burka, would you hold it against me?"



"That? It is just my watch. No really."



"SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!"

"I did not say anything, i am just trying to clear my throat."



"Those Crusades.... Crazy time eh?"



"Seriously, i think i have a piece of popcorn lodged in my throat."

"Did you know Carrot Top is a Jew?"



"Did you know Richard Simmons is a Jew?"



"There. I just solved most of the world's problems."

"I swear, all I was trying to do was get to Whitecastle"



"I'll Abu Ghraib YOUR prison!"



"How much longer do I have to wear this hood?"

"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood?"



"Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?"



"I sodmoized your entire herd of sheep."

Ollie, that last one is useful in any language.

"Is that an AK-47, or are you just happy to see me?"



"Allah Akhbar? Funny, that's what your sister said last night when I was on top of her."



"Hey! If you're going to blindfold me and spin me around, at least give me a bat so I can hit the pinata!"

Cartoons! Get yer cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed here!



How about that Copenhagen Post?



Anybody read the latest Salman Rushdie book? He's so awesome!

"You know planes right? What IS the goddamn deal with airline peanuts?"



"Hey, Show Us Your Ankles!"



"Ok now, have a nice a trip. I hope you have a blast!"

"Ok, I'll do it. But can my virgins be 7 year olds?"



"Will dry cleaning get the brain out?"



"If you're going to cut my head off, can you at least let me have a free hand so I can jerk off while you're doing it?"

Anybody for a Danish pastry?



Anybody for some Danish blue cheese?



AnyBLAM!

AnyBLAM!



That's a tough one. Arabic has 26 different words for "BLAM".

That's a tough one. Arabic has 26 different words for "BLAM".



...and none for "fluffy".

"Yo mama knows swine. In the biblical sense."



"I bet Mohammed would look FABULOUS in a leather hot pants. I know this even though drawing him is punishable by death."



"I think Benazir Bhutto is SMOKIN hot with that lazy eye thing she's got going on! You think she'd do me and a couple of my friends?"

"Does anyone know how to get sand out of one's vagina? Hypothetically speaking of course."



"One beer and a shot please."



"Where can I find Aladin?"

"JK2K hates arabs."



"He says your wife is hot."



"That's Zee You Gee dot com."

"He has an itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie camel Shakespeare encrusted weenie,

That has not been washed in 42 days!

His ass is bludgeoned, bested, twice molested, broken, bleedin, napalm tested,

From his time spent in 2 Abu Ghraibs!"

Why should I want to learn ANY phrases in arabic? I already know how to speak the only important language in the world.





USA!

USA!

USA!

"Would you like fries with that"



"If you're going to cut off my hands, start with the already Frosted up one."



"You mean I can blow up anything you want, when I LIVE IN A VAN....DOWN BY THE RIVER."

I don't want to marry her, it's just $20.



You guys do really do lamb every way possible, don't you.



Which way to the facey bar ?

Come on, Chit. Who doesn't want to do Lamb in every way possible?

Mmmmmm, falling off the bone !

Screw that. I'd rather have Lambie ON my bone.





If I had a bone, that is.

















I could get a bone if I wanted to.

Ding fries are done!



I'm on my period, touch me.



I love 7-11.

" why do you all work in the billing department for credit cards"



"do you own a gas station"



" can i have a camel ride"



" is that all hair under that turban"

Man, you're totally in the wrong country.

You're only allowed 3, rock.

Don't kill me, I can talk to the Mexicans.



The toilet paper makes us fat. We eat with both hands.



What's up with all the broads in the bee keeper suits ?

sorry i was on a roll

In India?

One of the first nouns they taught us out of the the list of like 30 was "airplane". That made me a little nervous.

Oh! We learned "car" too.

"Man, did you see that cartoon of Muhammad, man that guy is a dumbass."



"Burka? I barely even know her."



"Seventy-two virgins? Where do I sign up?"

"Can someone please give this camel a breath mint?"



"Are those hills or mass graves?"



"SUPPLIES!!"

"Hey, camel Froster!"

"Where is the bathroom"

"How much to Frost your camel?"

Any post with "SUPPLIES!" in it gets my clickage. Unless you post it below this, in a whore-ish attempt to get my clickage.

"I'm looking for the Children's Illustrated English version of the Koran?"



"It's ok, I'm in good with President Bush."



"Yes, they released me from the ward yesterday. Something about a death wish."

I'm thinking of converting to Christianity.

I only need one for any language.



"I need many large teenage penises."

My Trixxie gross-o-meter just exploded.

"SUPPLIES"



You didn't say anything about it being bold....so clickies should still be given...plus I'm drunk and I typed supplies correctly without pressing the delete button....which is more than I can say for the rest of this post.

"Im Jewish"



"Lets all go to Mexico!"



"HEY LOOK! A RANDOM DISTRACTION!"



About that last one, it literaly works! Try it on people. Trash can works too.

I'm not arab, my hair is wet.

"You guys TOTALLY smell like Shakespeare."



"So I hear this 'Allah' character sucks dick for cheeseburgers."



"Check out the hood on that bitch. Soooooo black."

"Frost Bush"



"I Don't Eat Pork...much"



"20 dollars worth of unleaded on seven"

"Beekeeper suits" and "SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!" both deserve 5 clickers as well as blow jobs from 27 arabic virgins.

"Say, fella, can you point me to the nearest Synagogue?"



"No? How about a nice Kosher deli?"



"Oi Vey!"

"You're the bomb."

"Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some."

"Hey, could you blow up my girlfriend?"

"I have a dream, that White peaple, and Black peaple, and even Arabic people can gamble together without gitting different chips."



"Which way to Carson City?"



"Where is my au-to-mo-bile?"

" What do you mean the Slurpee machine is broken?"







" Hey I gave you a twenty, you gave me change for a 10!"







" Did you just fart?"

"I believe the Dean at Harvard positively commented on my Reaganomics essay"



"I ll have another Latte please, Starbucks is really pleasant at this time of the day"



"DIE INFIDELS DIE"

BUMP!





Just because I did like this thread.

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"Duck!"



"...A little more to the left..."



"Yeah, there is a knife in my pocket; now Frost off."

"My God is better than your God"



"Stop me if you've heard this one before...A jew and Arab and a Christian walk into a bar...

"



"Muslim? isn't that that scratchy fabric you make clothes from?"

"I don't know how to speak arabic."