It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/24/2006 02:50 PM

It would be so much easier if you liked guys. They'd just punch each other in the face and be done with it.

trojandoll is hidden in the yard and getting melty 3,467 8
03/24/2006 02:50 PM

Well no wonder you're a bad lesbian if your girlfriend is Straight...

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/24/2006 02:53 PM

She's not. I just liked the irony.

Chit 178,781 15
03/24/2006 02:53 PM

I think you should skip dinner altogether, and get straight to the Frostin !

trojandoll is hidden in the yard and getting melty 3,467 8
03/24/2006 02:54 PM

Well I appreciate the set up.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/24/2006 02:56 PM

<action>hums the 'ice cream man song'</action>



Props to all those who get that one. Yes, it's a joke before my time. No, I don't care. No, I don't want your magazine subscription. Yes, I want you to go away.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
03/24/2006 02:56 PM

So let me get this straight (didn't mean that). She's slept with her...but you haven't?

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/24/2006 02:57 PM

Diamond Dave's ice cream song?



Stop me when I'm passin' by.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
03/24/2006 02:57 PM

Forget Straighty and Curly, Go find yourself a Kinky!

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/24/2006 02:59 PM

Dit- try not to let everyone drink too much, there's a chance this will end it tears and fighting.

But then again, it could end in a menage-a-hubba-hubba.

Oh, I see your dilemma.

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/24/2006 03:01 PM

The new dryer sheets I got make my shirt smell like tampons.

HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
03/24/2006 03:03 PM

Just stay away from ordering tuna tacos and bearded clams off of Curly's menu. Your night should go just fine.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/24/2006 03:03 PM

<action>ducks and covers as Darrin whooshes overhead.</action>

Diamond Dave's ice cream song?



Stop me when I'm passin' by.

Speshul Kake 55,555 14
03/24/2006 03:06 PM

I thought this thread would be way better.

Chit 178,781 15
03/24/2006 03:07 PM

After dinner you have to ask, "So, who wants to share a desert?"

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
03/24/2006 03:10 PM

Why are y'all eating dinner together in the first place? Is it a set up date for Karen? Because if it is, you should just have her dress all slutty to distract Curly from your Straighty.



Also, maybe you can eat dinner while sitting in Straighty's lap. That will be sexy, as well as keep her from jumping up and punching Curly in the face.

Cadbury Cream Aimless 54,807 10
03/24/2006 03:11 PM

The new dryer sheets I got make my shirt smell like tampons.



You know, I'm fairly sure that I have no idea what a fresh, un-used tampon smells like. I think I'm going to go home and sniff a box becasue I feel like I have missed something important in my life if a closet gay knows what tampons smell like and I don't.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/24/2006 03:12 PM

Also, maybe you can eat dinner while sitting in Straighty's lap. That will be sexy, as well as keep her from jumping up and punching Curly in the face.





Why does no one understand that the punching of one in the face by another is a good thing? It relieves tension and stress.



We should all be punching each other in the face more often.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
03/24/2006 03:13 PM

<action>punches It's That Guy in the face</action>

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/24/2006 03:13 PM

We are not allowed to steal Kittun's schtick.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/24/2006 03:14 PM

<action>smiles as his teeth fall out.</action>She wasn't using it today; I'm borrowing it.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/24/2006 03:15 PM

<action>hands That Guy a platinum grill with diamonds</action>



Here. With all that ice you'll cause a cold front if you take a deep breath.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
03/24/2006 03:17 PM

We are not allowed to steal Kittun's schtick.



I didn't punch him with my fists.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
03/24/2006 03:17 PM

The title of this thread was cleverly chosen, as it will lure a high number of enticed readers.



I almost created a parody thread with the title "A story about 3 lesbians, 2 beers and 1 salami sandwich".

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/24/2006 03:24 PM

GAB's been slow - regardless of how boring the story is, I knew no one could resist the title.



Except maybe Chickens.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/24/2006 03:26 PM

Why are y'all eating dinner together in the first place?



Karen is quitting, after 5 years at the hospital. GF and I asked if she wanted to go out tonight and have some drinks, to wish her well. SHe said yes, then invited Curly. As well as a bunch of other co-workers, but everyone else is busy.



Maybe I'll just find a seat at the bar.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/24/2006 03:27 PM

<action>smiles, and the words 'bling bling' appear where he teeth were.</action>



Word. This grill's the bam diggity.



For shizzle. Yo.



I am all up in the hiz-owse.

Chit 178,781 15
03/24/2006 03:43 PM

Srtaighty and Curly

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
03/24/2006 04:19 PM

That's the trouble with lesbians.





Us fags just hit each other and then suck Coleridge.

gorcpeep 41,132 13
03/24/2006 04:21 PM

Maybe I'll just find a seat at the bar.



And get hit on by guys?

Piquantrax - Part 2 8,691 9
03/24/2006 05:37 PM

So there will be four of you at this dinner?

Do they serve rug?

Chit 178,781 15
03/24/2006 05:55 PM

So there will be four of you at this dinner?





Quattro Formaggio !





Ewww, sorry.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
03/24/2006 06:42 PM

How has this thread made it to the 34th post with out...



With out pictures your story is meaningless.



For SHAME GAB!.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
03/24/2006 06:42 PM

Period. End of Sentence.

Piquantrax - Part 2 8,691 9
03/24/2006 06:55 PM

Period. End of Sentence Sex Life.

Thank You Easter Bunny! Crack! Crack! 68,758 11
03/24/2006 06:58 PM

Period. End of sentence sex life pregnancy scare.

Piquantrax - Part 2 8,691 9
03/24/2006 07:06 PM

Period. End of sentence sex life pregnancy scare joke.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
03/24/2006 09:51 PM

Period. End of sentence sex life pregnancy scare joke A lot like pernod but not as tasty.

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 06:39 PM

So, has anyone heard anything from Ditdah ?





Wonder if her absence means it went well ?





Or if we can expect another horrific news story from Ohio ?

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/25/2006 09:55 PM

Sorry for not updating.



The evening went surprisingly well. We got bored at the restaurant in about 35 seconds, and ended up going to Curly's house. I was not thrilled by this prospect, but the GF seemed fine with it.



We managed to polish off 2 bottles of $100 wine, 20-something bottles of beer, and a large pan of chicken marsala. Curly asked us if we wanted to stay over, and I was drunk enough to say yes.



Thankfuly, my GF was sober and smart enough to say no, and we came home. She said she had a good time, but doesn't want to do it again anytime soon.

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 09:57 PM

Whew !

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/25/2006 09:58 PM

Damn that sounds boring.



I meant we left after we had ana amazing 3 hours of hot four-way lesbian sex. I'm so exhausted from all the Poe licking that I won't be able to walk for a week.



Wanna buy the video? Please do so here.

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/25/2006 10:00 PM

She said she had a good time, but doesn't want to do it again anytime soon.

Didn't she just say that about sex?

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 10:10 PM

Damn that sounds boring.







I don't know... I've had boring sex before, but never had a bad $100 bottle of wine.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/25/2006 10:12 PM

The first bottle was older than I am. It was AWESOME.



Bob Johnson awesome.