Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 07:38 PM

beater bar needed to have some strands of God knows what cut off of it



Paging Bankey in 3...2....1...













I'm sorry.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/25/2006 07:38 PM

You're weird.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/25/2006 07:39 PM

Correction: You're weird, Fratberry.

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 07:39 PM

Phew.

Señor Poopypants 411 7
03/25/2006 07:40 PM

Here, have a Darwin award...

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/25/2006 07:44 PM

Yeah, I may be ready for that Darwin award now. I went back into the kitchen and Mrs. Fratberry wanted me to spray part of the vacuum cleaner with Odoban, which I did. While holding the part of the vacuum cleaner with my RIGHT hand. Turns out the band-aid wasn't on as tight as it should have been.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 07:48 PM

And here I am getting ready to go out for the night.



I wished I lived in your world, Frat.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/25/2006 07:53 PM

Clearly you have the hots for my wife.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/25/2006 07:53 PM

NO, I DO NOT MEAN BANKEY!!1

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 07:54 PM

Tomato, tamahhhto

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
03/25/2006 07:57 PM

Yes, but does anyone actually say tamahhhto?

rock hound 156 7
03/25/2006 08:19 PM

Kill's 99.9% of grems... now your wound is bacteria free.

bloodyfish 111 8
03/25/2006 08:43 PM

No its 99.99%. Pay more attention.

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 08:49 PM

As long as you don't add water.







Damn Grems !

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 08:50 PM

If they're red are they tammahhto grems?

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 08:56 PM

My favorite was always Gizmato.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/25/2006 08:57 PM

Mmmm... Clamato: When its your clam's time of the month.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
03/25/2006 08:59 PM

'Tis a terrible, terrible thing to be injured for Pussie.

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 09:01 PM

Excuse me bartender, but this Bloody Mary isn't, well...fishy enough.

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 09:08 PM

Great. Frat period jacked his own thread.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/25/2006 09:11 PM

3/25/2006 7:48 pm



And here I am getting ready to go out for the night.



Um...

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 09:14 PM

That has nothing to do with my surfing the red sea, mister. You mentioned Clamato....so you just take your Ummm back right this minute!

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 09:15 PM

Oh wait... you're telling me to leave? I will be but a drunken memory in about 30 minutes.



Dinesh has requested more pictures. Like my life is that exciting?

Chit 178,781 15
03/25/2006 09:16 PM

Period jacked.



Eww...





Clean up, isle seven please.

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 09:18 PM

Isle 7, in the Pacific?

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 09:18 PM

I'm such a bitch, I know.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
03/25/2006 09:22 PM

<action>in Steven Wright vox--</action>





Period jacking?



Jacking in the 14th Century was done, but always on the sly, and jackers were afraid of hairy palms, and incipient Republicanism, among other forms of insanity.

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 09:23 PM

<action> pages Demo</action>

HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/25/2006 09:25 PM

He isn't here but I can take a message. We're playing the nubile secratary and boss game.

Trae 156,790 17
03/25/2006 09:27 PM

<action> sells HP a sexy level 13 coin</action>





It's my last, use it wisely little one.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/25/2006 09:28 PM

Heh. Demo is taking dictation.

HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/25/2006 09:29 PM

<action> Puts on naughty librarian glasses, very tight blouse and licks the end of a pen </action>



You said you wanted me to take some dictation Mr.Monkey?

HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/25/2006 09:30 PM

DAMN YOU FRAT!

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/25/2006 10:26 PM

Sure she's incredibly hot and has the filthy mind of an arabian harem keeper.



But I'd actually prefer a secretary who doesn't put chicory in my coffee.







...

And can spell.

HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/25/2006 10:27 PM

<action>lip trembles</action>





You're mean.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/25/2006 10:32 PM

Just the one lip?

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/26/2006 12:06 AM

Back then I was, oh, thirteen or so I was assigned the task of baking a frozen pizza for my brothers for dinner. This shouldn't have been a problem, except for that the only frozen pizzas we had were sausage, which my brothers hated. Now, the intellegent thing to have done would have been to pick off the sausages after the pizza was cooked, however, I had other plans.



I took a long carving knife off of the wooden knife block thingie and proceeded to pick-axe off the sausages. I held the pizza down with my left hand, and stabbed at the little meaty Frosters with my right. I got about six of them off, and on the seventh I drew back my right hand, aimed, and STAB. I drove the knife entirely through the knuckle between my palm and pointer finger.



I pulled the kinfe out of my hand (and the pizza) without so much as a tear, and ran my hand under some water. Five minutes later, when I woke up on the kitchen floor with a small pool of blood around my hand, I decided it may be wise to seek parental assist.



In the end, I needed minor surgery (I pulled out a tendon somehow removing the knife) and a few stitches. But never in my life have I ever felt like such a dumbass.



I think the point I'm getting at here is HA Frat, I stabbed myself more. *sticks out tongue*

Trae 156,790 17
03/26/2006 11:16 AM

Mmmmm tendon pizza.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/27/2006 09:27 AM

Update:



Yesterday I was doing some "renovation" work at the "clinic" we volunteer for (cats, not aids) in Rome (Georgia, not Italy). I was taking some measurements for window blinds when I tried to put my ink pen back in its cap. I missed the cap and shoved the pen point right under my right thumbnail.



Later, I was removing some fixtures that had been painted over several times. The fixtures had been put up with flathead screws. I had my 15 volt drill with the flat head bit and I was attempting to hold one of the screws in place when the drill slipped and jammed right into the top of my RIGHT thumb.



Lucky for me I am left handed.

<b></b> 203,956 21
03/27/2006 09:29 AM

Frost-ing klutz.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/27/2006 09:31 AM

Hey Frat - i'm a southpaw too. Hahahahaaa! You have something in common with me.

HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/27/2006 09:31 AM

Just the one lip?



You wouldn't believe how Frost-ing talented I am.

<b></b> 203,956 21
03/27/2006 09:33 AM

Bankey's Frost-ing Ashley, too.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
03/27/2006 10:05 AM

Frat, last week I stabbed myself in the thumb with a steak knife while I was washing the dishes. It is just now starting to heal, because I stabbed it at an angle. So there was a layer of skin overlapping the opening. The skin died, so it couldn't close up. I ended up having to gnaw the dead skin off, and now it is closing up.



Pretty sexy, huh?

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/27/2006 01:34 PM

Frat sounds like he is trying to one up Slinky.



How are you today, Frat? Is your hand ok?

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/27/2006 02:09 PM

All digits are in tact but the muscle in my hand feels like it had a knife shoved in it. Mostly because it did.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/27/2006 02:10 PM

Any nerve damage? If so, you may be a hit at parties.

Wonderbread. It's What's For Dinner. 3,319 10
03/27/2006 02:23 PM

A few days ago, we were playing Super Smash for the N64 in the lounge on our hallway, and what happens from extensive smash playing is the controller wires get all tangled. Each person had about 1/3 the length of the original cable to work with because of the how the cables were braided. So one of my friends, the one opposite me, decides it would be fun to pull on his controller, and screw us all up. In retaliation, my other friend, sitting next to me pulls even harder, and the first friend's controller flies out of his hands and wacks me in the forehead area between the eyes and above the nose. Now, it was nothing compared to losing testicles or tendons or whatever you guys lost, but I did have a cut on my forehead from playing too much Super Smash.

Chit 178,781 15
03/27/2006 02:34 PM

Heh...











Playing Super SMASH !

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/27/2006 02:37 PM

Wonderbreads story made me think of this. It's also not as intense as knifing myself, but I felt really stupid about it just the same.



When I was about thirteen, I used to play Manhunt (if you don't know what that is, combine hide-and-seek, tag, and tackle football, and you have a fair approximation) with the kids down the street. We lived on the edge of a park, so we all had woods in our back yards, which were good for hiding in. One night, we're playing, I'm hiding in the woods, waiting for a chance when I can break for base and free my teammate. One of the guys on the other team spots me, and starts to head towards me, so I decide to chance it, and make a run for it. I fake like I'm going to head for his base, to free my friend, then turn and run in the other direction. I'm pretty sure it would have worked, except on the turn around, I ran smack into quite a sizeable branch, fell flat on my back, and was apparently out for just a few seconds. I still have a scar from where the branch cut me, right between my eyes.



Oh, and I kept playing of course, and my team won. Although, that may be due to the fact that no one would chase me anymore because they were afraid I'd hit something and pass out again.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/27/2006 02:41 PM

CUT ME, LOU!