Hilary Clinton's driver
A comedy conversation
by bloodyfish  111  8
03/25/2006 09:50 PM 329 views
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with
lipstick.
"What happened to you?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I've just killed the old cow,' and the rest happened like lightning!"
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Mr. Slinky 28,185  10
03/25/2006 09:54 PM
Make sense before you post.
Just a little FYI.
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Ditdah 123,110 14
03/25/2006 10:02 PM
Hillary Clinton plays golf?
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daisypie 49,378 9
03/25/2006 10:36 PM
Made that up all by yourself, hmm?
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Funny
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SquidBoy Killed the Easter Bunny 19,912 12
03/25/2006 10:40 PM
Actually he didn't make it up..
He just took off all the FW:FW:fw:FW:RE:FW
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Or at least that's what it was like when I got the email 4 days ago.
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Chuckleworthy
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HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
03/25/2006 10:50 PM
Make sense before you post.
Just a little FYI.
That post made sense and it was funny. You're comment doesn't accomplish either.
So the next time you have a thought...let it go.
Just a little FYI.
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bloodyfish 111 8
03/26/2006 01:27 PM
It wasnt mine but it wasnt an email. Im just ,um spreading joy. Yes, spreading joy.
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daisypie 49,378 9
03/26/2006 11:33 PM
It's nice that when a joke is implied in a post, that someone always comes
along to kind of color a crayola portait of the joke for all the GABtards...
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