lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/26/2006 01:39 PM

No thanks, I'd rather watch you die.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/26/2006 01:57 PM

I don't think the hat had anything to do with it.

bloodyfish 111 8
03/26/2006 02:15 PM

I got it off. For some reason I put it back on. Im taking it to a priest. I dont know what other choice I have.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/26/2006 02:49 PM

Starts with S, ends with one of the following positions:



- bottom

- top

- front

- STFU

Chit 178,781 15
03/26/2006 03:07 PM

Im taking it to a priest.







The priest will only give you temporary relief. Once your ass stops bleeding, you will find the hat is no looser on your head.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/26/2006 06:49 PM

Listen to Chit.



He's a doctor.

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
03/28/2006 01:16 PM

It's not a hat you have your head stuck in...





...it's your ass!

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/28/2006 01:21 PM

So you are basically saying that you had a hat stuck on your head, and before attempting to remove said hat you decided to post your dilemma and ask a bunch of Emersons for advice. Hmm.

FAT.DAUGHTER.

big time.

Trivium 333 7
03/28/2006 01:27 PM

So you are basically saying that you had a hat stuck on your head, and before attempting to remove said hat you decided to post your dilemma and ask a bunch of Emersons for advice. Hmm.

FAT.DAUGHTER.

big time



Gee, thanks for clearing that up Jilly. I almost believed bloodyfish was being truthful about his dilema.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/28/2006 01:34 PM

No problem, I'm here to help.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/28/2006 01:36 PM

Yuo should soak your head in a nice warm tub of water...since you are a vagina head.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/28/2006 01:37 PM

<action>runs into thread with a plugged in hair dryer</action>

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
03/28/2006 01:40 PM

<action>pushes Jilly into the bathtub</action>Oops. My bad.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/28/2006 01:41 PM

Eat me.

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
03/28/2006 01:42 PM

<action>Turns up his nose at the smell of boiling flesh</action>



212f, I believe.

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
03/28/2006 01:43 PM

anytime...



...you bring the beer, I'll bring the duct tape.

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
03/28/2006 01:46 PM

<action>grabs some ground cumin, coarse black pepper, chili powder, lettuce, a round of sourdough, 2 heads of romaine lettuce, grated parmeseno-reggiano and a bottle of evoo</action>Tex-Mex Grilled Jilly Caesar, cumming up!

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/28/2006 01:46 PM

Is Heineken okay?

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/28/2006 01:47 PM

evoo



That is SO Rachel Ray.

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
03/28/2006 02:00 PM

<action>Makes a bitter beer face</action>

Heiniken is one of the worst beers on earth. But if it's involved with duct tape and you, I'll savor the flavor.

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
03/28/2006 02:18 PM

That is SO Rachel Ray.



I'm a Rachael Ray freak. I once masturbated in a restroom at work that had an old FHM 100 Hottest Women with her in it. I also did some cooking in the bathroom when I got her 365:No Repeats book which shows her hawt breast mole on the cover.



Next Monday, while my wife is at Opening Day for the Orioles, I'm watching 30 Minute Meals naked with just a bottle of evoo at my side.

Millie 116,988 28
03/28/2006 02:34 PM

Gross.

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
03/28/2006 03:17 PM

Well I could've said sesame oil.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 24 days! 78,555 13
03/28/2006 04:11 PM

Not that I have much room to talk but Rachel Ray doesn't have any breasts to be housing a "breast mole".

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/28/2006 04:13 PM

He mentioned it the other day. I watched her this weekend and she does indeed have a mole freckle thing on her right breast.



Then I thought of Gorc when I saw it and I diddled myself.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 24 days! 78,555 13
03/28/2006 04:19 PM

Did you diddle because you thought or Gorc or because you thought of Gorc jacking off while watching her while you were watching her?

(That might make sense to a girl.)

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/28/2006 04:21 PM

Because I thought of Gorc with his hard hot Coleridge in his hand jerking off watching her.



But, then I replaced her with me standing in front of the TV so he was actually getting off to me.



So.hot.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 24 days! 78,555 13
03/28/2006 04:23 PM

I love you, Dar, but you need professional help.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
03/28/2006 04:23 PM

You mean like a hooker?

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
03/28/2006 04:43 PM

Darrin, you will be the first to get a pic of my Johnson slathered in EVOO once I get around to installing a USB card in my home PC.





Actually, it'll probably go out as a mass email to lady GABbers and McPants.