my hair cut
A comedy conversation
by rock hound  156  7
03/26/2006 02:02 PM 186 views
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i needed a hair cut so i went to the mall. normally i dont even go to the mall but today was a special visit, my wife wanted to go, and I really really needed a hair cut. anyway- so i find a place that is not too overly expensive. I walk in and say "i need a hair cut", the girl says to me "you have an appointment?" i said "no, do i need one?" she says "yes". "well i gues i need one!" So i get it all set up, "wait ten minutes", so i wait. now when i walked in for my hair cut i saw two guys in there, one was openly gay and the other one had an all bald head but this long strip of a black pony tail type thing on the back of his head...he looked like ramsese from "The Ten Commandments"!! It was the egyptian king who got to cut my hair..Now when i walked in he seemed gay, all of his body lingo was telling me so, not to mention his super tight black shirt and huge european boots that doubled as platform shoes, plus the fact that he's cutting hair for a living. when he started to cut my hair though he was talking about god knows what, just rambling on, but then he goes (in his most deep manly voice) "ya I'm an ultimate fighter and my girl friend loves it and me". I said "that is good to hear"!... Now i dont care if you are gay but come on you don't have to act different because a guy is straght. i would have tipped him the same if he was gay: good if he did a good job or bad if he did a bad job.
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Funny
4 votes
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Amusing
1 votes
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Chit 178,781  15
03/26/2006 03:41 PM
Ha Ha, you got a Shakespearety haircut !
At least you know where to go if you get the urge to grapple in the near future.
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Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
03/26/2006 09:45 PM
You should have let "livewire" cut your hair. You would have had a frizzy haircut.
OK I know it sucks but YOU do better!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
03/26/2006 09:46 PM
You should have let Trixie cut your hair. You would have had a 'cum incrusted face'
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Hilarious
1 votes
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daisypie 49,378 9
03/26/2006 09:50 PM
It's cool how you managed to form that nearly perfect rectangular block of text!
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rock hound 156 7
03/26/2006 10:24 PM
next time i will have bozo the clown do it!
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