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Open Letter To The Stalker
A comedy conversation by Christine: The Blood of a Young Lamb On Your Door 164 7
03/26/2006 08:40 PM 221 views

Dear Mr Stalker,



You are not funny. And by adding 'this thread is dull' or anything else of that calibre, you are not adding to the funny.



And, once again, turn off the Caps Lock.



Sincerely,



Christine.

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Open Letter To The Stalker

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Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1437106
HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/26/2006 08:42 PM

Christine the Name Stealer;



I don't think you have been here long enough/earned enough clickies/showed your tits enough to make such a statement.





High Priestess

 

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lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/26/2006 08:45 PM

Excuse me, but could I add something?

 

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HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/26/2006 08:46 PM

Of course you can.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1437110
Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/26/2006 08:46 PM

How long Christine has been here does not change that fact that she's right. Stalker pretty much blows.

 

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HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/26/2006 08:53 PM

You may be correct Taco, but this thread could be put to better use, like talking about dead babies.

 

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Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/26/2006 08:54 PM

Dead babies are a more valuable contribution to GAB than The Stalker.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1437116
lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/26/2006 08:56 PM

I would like to add that wheelbarrows are dangerous, and should be kept away from small children, and Nuns.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1437117
Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 27 days! 78,555 13
03/26/2006 08:59 PM

<action>humps Lup's leg</action>Ahh...much better. I've given this thread LIFE!!

 

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Piquantrax - Part 2 8,691 9
03/26/2006 09:00 PM

But you left a stain.

 

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HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/26/2006 09:02 PM

Won't someone hump my leg?

 

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THESTALKER: the try hard phuck knucle:no clickies 742 0
03/26/2006 09:08 PM

DULLEST OF THE DULL!!!!!





THIS THREAD IS DEAD!!!!!!

 

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lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/26/2006 09:11 PM

Can I keep it??? I promise I'll walk it every day!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1437124
lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/26/2006 09:12 PM

<action>humps HP's leg.</action>I'm not very comfortable doing this...

 

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daisypie 49,378 9
03/26/2006 09:13 PM

Hmm, while I agree with the first Christine that THESTALKER sucks squished slug slurry, I also agree with the second Christine that the first Christine needs to SUHT!



A Christine quandry, if you will...

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1437127
HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/26/2006 09:15 PM

I'm not very comfortable doing this...



I am, higher, higher higher, that's it higher yes yes Yes Yes YES YES YES YES!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1437129
HP of Resurrection, Only the freshest Zombie Jesus 58,948 29
03/26/2006 09:16 PM

A Christine quandry, if you will...



I prefer a Christine cunundrum.

 

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lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/26/2006 09:19 PM

A Copious Christine Collection of Quips?

 

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Millie 116,988 28
03/26/2006 09:27 PM

Christine #2, you are a very pretty young girl. You do not need to show your tits to Daisypie.



Thank you.

 

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THESTALKER: the try hard phuck knucle:no clickies 742 0
03/26/2006 09:27 PM

The greatest day of my life



I have humped some of the most powerful legs on earth.



Can I hump yours?

 

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THESTALKER: the try hard phuck knucle:no clickies 742 0
03/26/2006 10:14 PM

I love all the christines.



can I hump your part of choice?????