Dianapop 57,835 109
03/31/2006 12:02 AM

Christian Bale.





SO. HOT.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
03/31/2006 12:03 AM

<action>wanders off to bed.</action>You really can't get a date, can you.

Dianapop 57,835 109
03/31/2006 12:03 AM

YES I CAN!

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/31/2006 12:04 AM

I'm the best batman.







Wait- Was this innuendo?

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
03/31/2006 12:05 AM

Me. Halloween. Age: 6.

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/31/2006 12:05 AM

George Clooney

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
03/31/2006 12:16 AM

<action>posts irrelevantly</action>Whose your sexy inner cartoon chick?



I got Betty Boop.



The best Batman was Michael Keaton.

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/31/2006 12:22 AM

<action>posts irrelevantly as well-</action>I hate you all so much I'm going to listen to Lyle Lovett- who, by the way could be a kick-ass Batman.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/31/2006 12:32 AM

<action>, Batman fanatic</action>



Christian Bale hit closest to the Frank Miller "Dark Knight" Batman...but a lot of this was from a decent script as well as a compitent director (I love Burton, but the scripts of the movies he did...not so good). Bale proved his action-hero ability in Equilibrium, so I was pretty sure he was going to be a decent Batman as soon as they announced he had the role (which he was).

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/31/2006 12:34 AM

Whatever- I still think Lyle Lovett would be sweet.

Chit 178,781 15
03/31/2006 12:51 AM

I hate you all so much I'm going to listen to Lyle Lovett- who, by the way could be a kick-ass Batman.

Chit 178,781 15
03/31/2006 12:57 AM

If I ever got to cast someone in the role, it would have been this guy.

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/31/2006 01:01 AM

Way to make me spew beer out of my nose!



Remember the movie "Teachers"?

They made him look like that on purpose through the magic of Hollywood.



If they only knew.

Oliver Bigfattitties 203,475 12
03/31/2006 01:26 AM

Frost all y'all. It's Adam West.

<b></b> 203,956 21
03/31/2006 01:28 AM

I was wondering who was going to be the first to bring him up.

Dianapop 57,835 109
03/31/2006 01:28 AM

Hey Ollie, did you do that thing with the stuff yet?

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/31/2006 01:36 AM

Ollie- don't you have an autograph signing and a ribbon snipping event?

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
03/31/2006 07:22 AM

My money's on Kevin Conroy.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
03/31/2006 07:29 AM

The one guy Vlad thinks would do a good job as Batman is Craig Bierko.



He hasn't been in much, he's a fairly underrated actor. He does well as both a good guy and a bad guy. Has the creepy Batman type voice, and looks like he could both hang out at cocktail mixers and gut you with a shiv.



Christian Bale did a decent job, but he wasn't much of a lead. The good storyline and supporting cast made the movie great. Bale seemed more along for the ride than anything.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/31/2006 09:11 AM

copulate all y'all. It's Adam West.



Ollie, I'm starting to like you. Do you like me?

yes__ no__ maybe__



Either way, meet me under the bleachers.

Cracka5 68,758 11
03/31/2006 09:17 AM

Babe Ruth?

Can o' Slick 564 8
03/31/2006 09:28 AM

Michael Keaton. But I'd say that's mostly because of Tim Burton. So I'd give Christian Bale a chance, Clooney and Kilmer sucked, though. Kilmer looked like a fag in a SM-rubbersuit each time you saw his face and Clooney is just too gentleman-ish for Batman.

I like Clooney in other roles, though, before I get ripped to pieces by the ladies...

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
03/31/2006 09:33 AM

Val Kilmer. Mmmmmmmm Val Kilmer.

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
03/31/2006 09:34 AM

Mmmmm Val Kilmer as Jim Morrisson mmmmmmm.

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
03/31/2006 01:02 PM

Ollie, I'm starting to like you. Do you like me?

yes__ no__ maybe__



Either way, meet me under the bleachers.



Let's put it this way. If you and I were the last 2 people on earth, I would cut your feet off in your sleep with an axe, and then kill myself so I wouldn't have to suffer the rest of my life.

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
03/31/2006 01:04 PM

<action>translates for Jilly</action>

Ollie, I'm starting to like you. Do you like me?

yes__ no_x_ maybe__

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/31/2006 01:04 PM

Honey, I've seen your picture. You can't really afford to be too picky. Lord knows, you're not picky at the buffet.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/31/2006 01:05 PM

Wow, just wow.

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
03/31/2006 01:06 PM

I would rather slowly hammer rusty nails into each one of my testicles than spend one day in real life with Jilly.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
03/31/2006 01:08 PM

This is hilarious! This is the best comedy board EVER!!! Yay for laughter!

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
03/31/2006 01:14 PM

I'd rather

Clean all the bathrooms

In Grand Central Station

With my tongue

Than spend

One more minute

With youuuuuu...



-Wierd Al-

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
03/31/2006 02:53 PM

Quoting Weird Al is akin to going up to some hot chick to ask her out and letting an f-note* fly in the middle of it.









*f-note: see flatulance*

Phuc of the Ascension 237,919 21
03/31/2006 04:38 PM

This guy should've been James Bond. Since some dago failed on that casting coup, they should make him the next Batman. He's a badass. He got chunks of Chuck Norris in his stool.

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
03/31/2006 04:43 PM

I like that guy, but he would make a Shakespearety Batman. I think Christian Bale did a really good job. I'm pretty sure he signed on for the next one.

Cadbury Cream Aimless 54,807 10
03/31/2006 04:48 PM

Christian Bale in "The Machinist". Ever since I saw this movie I have a hard time looking at him without wanting to throw up or shove a twinkie in his mouth.

Rev. Thwack 236 7
03/31/2006 04:49 PM

Paul Reubens would have made the best Batman ever. Tell me one person you know who's not afraid of being caught in the dark with him?

Cadbury Cream Aimless 54,807 10
03/31/2006 04:51 PM

I'm not. Seems to me that he is more concerned with himself in the dark than others.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
03/31/2006 06:13 PM

Paul Reubens would have made the best Batman ever. Tell me one person you know who's not afraid of being caught in the dark with him?



Same here, Vlad wouldn't be afraid. Mostly because Vlad has pubic hair.