Ditdah 123,110 14
04/02/2006 02:25 PM

<action>things BIG should forget about writing the paper, give up on his dreams to have a real job, and go join the circus - because who would ever expect that?</action>

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/02/2006 02:26 PM

<action>really needs to learn how to spell</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/02/2006 02:29 PM

<action>wonders who will be the first non-spoon</action>

EllaPhant 800 8
04/02/2006 02:30 PM

<action>solves the mystery</action>

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/02/2006 02:31 PM

<action>now tries to solve the next mystery - who the hell is EllaPhant?</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/02/2006 02:31 PM

<action>is confused what mystery there was considering information on action tags was provided in the instructions when signing up to GAB</action>

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/02/2006 02:34 PM

<action>explains that the mystery wasn't the action tags, it was who the first non-spoon was going to be.</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/02/2006 02:37 PM

<action>reminds himself to get banned this week</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/02/2006 02:37 PM

<action>prepares to "take it to HoB"</action>

Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/02/2006 02:42 PM

<action>rides his bycicle through this thread, with a fat bottomed girl

Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/02/2006 02:43 PM

<action>while Rocking you, with a capital "R"

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/02/2006 02:48 PM

<action> Throws up devil horns and head-bangs too close to the locked door, knocking himself cold </action>

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
04/02/2006 02:50 PM

<action>, considers silently to himself; "When will anyone share his concern over the plight of the "Peruvian Swamp Donkeys?"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/02/2006 02:51 PM

<action>is a contrarian</action>Really.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 02:53 PM

<action>commiserates with BIG over having to write papers and debates whether or not she should get a start on hers. She also wonders if she spelled "commiserates" right.</action>

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/02/2006 02:59 PM

<action> looks it up </action>



NOPE.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/02/2006 02:59 PM

<action>just stubbed his little toe

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/02/2006 03:00 PM

Oops! I was looking in the Urban Dictionary.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/02/2006 03:01 PM

<action> stomps on Crazyball's other toes in the hopes that the pain will blend. </action>

Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/02/2006 03:03 PM

<action>just realized Pram Maven killed another thread, grabs his cattle prod

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 03:07 PM

<action>thinks that since it's a slow Sunday, it doesn't matter who's posting in the threads, it'll end up dead anyway.</action>

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/02/2006 03:11 PM

<action>grabs the cattleprod, gingerly rolls a condom onto it, and..</action>

Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/02/2006 03:24 PM

And what? Am I supposed to finish that sentence? Do yourself and everyone else that has to read your posts a favor, and put a little thought into your comedy. Don't post unless it's funny. Right now your un-funny. That's my job.



Shut the Frost up, noob, and get back in your cage.

Score Pee On 4,080 9
04/02/2006 03:29 PM

<action>joins BIG and SCB in their woes that are essay writing</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/02/2006 04:07 PM

<action>is beginning to hate libel laws in Florida and is ready to kill his LRW professor who assigned such a pain in the ass topic for an Appellate Brief</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/02/2006 04:08 PM

<action>flashes back to Jr. High and his dry-humping days...the last time he 'did a brief'...leaves action tag open

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
04/02/2006 04:28 PM

<action> rides his pet Peruvian Swamp Donkey through the thread wearing no clothes

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
04/02/2006 04:28 PM

I got to get some clothes for that donkey.

dapinklady 461 7
04/02/2006 05:56 PM

Please, you know how cold I get.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/02/2006 06:48 PM

<action> clicking the pause button on my remote so that I can get a word in edgewise </action>



Don't post unless it's funny. Right now your un-funny. That's my job.



And I thought it was to mispell words and be overbearing! So your job is to be unfunny, eh?



By the way, the cage doesn't fit.

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my dick.

I want a bigger one (cage, not dick)



PS: Why don't you take a gander at my orb count and tell me why I have so many if I'm not funny.



Oops! I think I just tore your universe's crotchless panties out of your crack. Got some short 'n curlies with 'em, too!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 06:51 PM

<action>misses the days when the action-tag thread was full of the bright blue words of action tags, instead of being spoiled by the plain black letters of plain, common, non-sensical text.</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/02/2006 06:53 PM

PS: Why don't you take a gander at my orb count and tell me why I have so many if I'm not funny.



After, checking your profile, and seeing what you deem to be "so many" orbs, and then applying that standard to your previous inference that a your dick is too big for a cage...I have concluded that you have a vagina.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
04/02/2006 06:56 PM

<action> pats SCB on the back, and pities the poor fool who ruins such a beautiful thread by being an idiot </action>

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 06:59 PM

<action>wonders if Pancake is joining in her misery, or if she was just called an idiot. . .decides it doesn't really matter and just enjoys the back pats, purring a little.</action>

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
04/02/2006 07:10 PM

<action>Moseys through thread looking for sex.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/02/2006 07:14 PM

<action>waves at BIG. Blows a kiss at Lupie. Bonks Pram Maven over the head with a dead pig.</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/02/2006 07:44 PM

<action>thinks that everyone should just chill and rhumba!</action>.

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
04/02/2006 07:56 PM

<action>Feeds Dogs' dogs, shares a few pints with Ditdah, wave at BIG, and stabs Pram Maven in the neck with a flame thrower which cooks the dead pig-

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
04/02/2006 07:57 PM

<action>s

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/02/2006 08:08 PM

<action>wishes that Lupe would've fed Ditdah's dogs...</action>

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
04/02/2006 08:34 PM

<action>Would consider feeding Ditdah's dogs, but yours are all akimbo and stuff.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/02/2006 09:17 PM

<action>wonders why everyone wants to feed my non-existant dogs</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/02/2006 11:01 PM

<action>wishes that Lupe and Dit both understood that he would have preferred having the shared pints to having his dogs fed. Since there's a dead mole in the yard that should last 'em a few days. Unless 'having his dogs fed' means something else, in which case, he changes his mind again</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/02/2006 11:09 PM

<action>is now wondering how much crap can be crammed into the blue zone. Is it a lot? Is it more or less than can go in a normal post? He's also fairly certain that bold and italic tags don't work in the blue zone, and knows FOR CERTAIN that links don't work, either. Which, when you come to think of it, pretty much limits how much fun you can have with action tags. Kinda like hookers who will only give you a back rub and then watch 'The High Chaparral' with you until you fall asleep. Hell, my aunt used to do that, and she's no whore. Oh, sure, she dated a drummer for a while, but he was the whore, wasn't he, what with how he stole her stereo and coin collection when he left to tour with that fake Beatles band. That Froster.</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/02/2006 11:10 PM

Thanks for bringing up those painful memories, BIG.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/03/2006 06:24 AM

<action>mentions that the bold tags w/ nothing in between in the name don't really work, so maybe someone should just put a regular Frost-ing name in there instead of trying to be fancy.</action> oh, SNAP

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/03/2006 09:02 AM

<action> naked donkey ride through thread, part deux

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/03/2006 09:05 AM

<action>calls and tells TTJ</action>

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/03/2006 12:14 PM

<action>hates talking in the third person</action>

Well I just can't wait 'til the sun comes up

I'll be jumping in the saddle of a pick-up truck

I've got forty green acres of God's green earth

and Daddy, I'm a man who loves his work

I got a caddle prod



I got Bessie, and Bossie And Rosebud too

They swish their tails and they all say moo

Well I do my milk, I feel my temperature rise



I see a little twinkle in those big brown eyes



C'mon Bossie, stand still, it won't hurt, oh!!!



There's a certain kind of loving that my wife don't know

Love so tender just falls off the bone

When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake

I got to have a heaping helping of that sweet plank steak

I got a cattle prod, I got a cattle prod



When I raise my hand I see the cattle shake

I got to have a heaping helping of that MMMMMMM!!! steak

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/03/2006 12:17 PM

<action>Is glad Ringworm has returned</action>

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/03/2006 12:20 PM

<action>thought that ringworm had been kidnapped by HighSoci</action>

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/03/2006 12:22 PM

<action>has missed ringworm, but thinks the one that came back is much crabbier than the old one</action>

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 12:25 PM

the blue zone

<action>no longer will say "action tag"</action>

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 12:26 PM

<action>feels all Maverick-y</action>

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 12:28 PM

<action>Tickles Jilly's blue zone, in turn making his own zone blue</action>



Can you do something about this?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/03/2006 12:31 PM

<action> thinks that this is the SCHTICK that theGab Rules warned us about. </action>

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 12:32 PM

Easy there Beater. Again - Loveya - but no tickling or touching, k?

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 12:33 PM

<action> Knows for a fact that Pram is impartial to the male genitalia FOR SUCKING ON!</action>

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/03/2006 12:34 PM

<action>Is still waiting with the ducttape for the Hein(lickin)</aciton>



Stood up again...story of my life

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/03/2006 12:34 PM

<action>wishes Pram Maven would really change his icon</action>

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/03/2006 12:36 PM

<action>Wishes Pram Maven would take flying Frost and get off of GAB</action>

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 12:41 PM

Is still waiting with the ducttape for the Hein(lickin)



Will go for the Heiney - but not the duct tape.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 12:42 PM

<action>Will go for the Heiney - but not the duct tape and forgot to keep it in the blue zone.</action>

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/03/2006 12:42 PM

But you PROMISED!!!

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 12:43 PM

<action>Gasp</action>



Erroneous!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/03/2006 12:52 PM

<action> Wishes that everyone ripping on me would learn how to breathe properly, using their diaphragm and not their genitalia. </action>

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/03/2006 12:54 PM

<action>Wonders what the hell her Poe has to do with Pram being a twatwaffle</action>

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/03/2006 12:54 PM

<action> doesn't plan on stopping until you stop with the "being a douchebag" shtick.</action>

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/03/2006 01:06 PM

<action>Sighs at the though of Hein(lick)en Ms JM</action>



Well, maybe I just dreamed it.



*Puts away the ducttape*

trojandoll is hidden in the yard and getting melty 3,467 8
04/03/2006 01:09 PM

<action> wonders Vlad if since we're talking in the third person Vlad we need to start saying Vlad a lot. </action>

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/03/2006 01:10 PM

<action>Wonders what the trojan doll just said</action>

Sage of Seattle (Now with 50% more Dain Bramage!) 36,465 8
04/03/2006 01:16 PM

<action>Won't be able to sleep until he thinks of something that rhymes with 'twatwaffle'</action>

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
04/03/2006 01:38 PM

I hate Action Tag.



I'm always It.

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/03/2006 03:34 PM

<action>We grows em sassy, here in Bugtussle</action>

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/04/2006 12:19 AM

<action>is going to shower, then go to bed, with hopes that all the crappy n00bs will be gone when she comes back to GAB in the morning. But she seriously doubts it.</action>

Pubah 56,805 18
04/06/2006 01:25 PM

<action>Wants to play somemore Action Tag</action>



You're IT!

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/06/2006 01:33 PM

<action>reads the first few posts, then makes the thread go by really fast with the roller thingy on his mouse</action>WEEEE!

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/06/2006 01:39 PM

<action>sits next to BIG and slowly drums her fingernails on the counter.</action>

Pubah 56,805 18
04/06/2006 03:52 PM

<action>Is dizzied by the thought of quickly scrolling through a thread</action>

Pubah 56,805 18
04/06/2006 03:59 PM

<action>Bumps Chance...just the way she likes it</action>

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/06/2006 06:39 PM

<action>bumps Chance too, and we're...</action>



At the Roxbury!

Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/06/2006 06:48 PM

<action>bumps them all, and calls it a night</action>

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/06/2006 06:51 PM

<action>( )( ( )</action>

PRAM IT UP YOUR ASS! 80,728 42
10/05/2006 02:12 PM

<action>bumps the thread</action>

Chances are you're not me. 171,275 14
10/05/2006 02:18 PM

<action> cut her cha cha shaving and now it burrrrns </action>



Waaaah!

Midgets 96,092 48
10/05/2006 02:19 PM

<action>kisses Chances boo-boo</action>



All better?

Chances are you're not me. 171,275 14
10/05/2006 02:20 PM

<action> Wonders how long it will take for the herpe sores to appear</action>

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
10/05/2006 02:21 PM

<action>gives Chance some A&D ointment - it works!</action>

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
10/05/2006 02:22 PM

<action>clarifies that the ointment is for the cha cha cut, not the herpes thing.</action>

Chances are you're not me. 171,275 14
10/05/2006 02:22 PM

<action> Eats A&D ointment</action>



How long until it works?

Midgets 96,092 48
10/05/2006 02:22 PM

<action>reminds Chance that chapped lips aren't always herpe infested lips

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,465 8
10/05/2006 02:24 PM

<action>wonders why everyone is reading his thoughts at this particular moment</action>

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
10/05/2006 02:24 PM

<action>offers to show Chance how to apply the ointment.</action>

Midgets 96,092 48
10/05/2006 02:25 PM

<action>reads Sages thoughts, backs slowly out of room and runs like hell

Midgets 96,092 48
10/05/2006 02:27 PM

Comes back, tells Sage to shut up, dims the lights and gives Chance and Straw some space,

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/05/2006 02:27 PM

<action>pees everywhere</action>

Midgets 96,092 48
10/05/2006 02:27 PM

<action>damnit

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/05/2006 02:28 PM

<action>laughs at midgets until being shot with a knife</action>

Chances are you're not me. 171,275 14
10/05/2006 02:30 PM

<action> Cannot work in these conditions, leaves thread in a huff </action>

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/05/2006 02:33 PM

<action>tries to change the conditions, but fails horribly</action>It's hopeless.

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/05/2006 02:34 PM

<action> does action stuff

PRAM IT UP YOUR ASS! 80,728 42
10/05/2006 02:37 PM

<action> smells Chance's huff. Minty! </action>

Bankey 70,843 10
10/05/2006 02:39 PM

<action>bangs the Shakespeare out of Kirsten Dunst</action>





Ohhhh momma.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/05/2006 02:41 PM

<action>see's that bankey is having fun anal raping kristen dunst</action>

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/05/2006 02:43 PM

<action>sets up video surveilance on this thread so nothing else is missed.</action>

PRAM IT UP YOUR ASS! 80,728 42
10/05/2006 02:46 PM

<action> shows the camera his elephant ear </action>

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/05/2006 02:47 PM

<action>sends pram a repair bill for the destroyed video equipment.</action>

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/05/2006 02:55 PM

<action>flees the thread in fear of the current spread of retards</action>

PRAM IT UP YOUR ASS! 80,728 42
10/05/2006 02:58 PM

<action> shows the repair bill his elephant ear </action>

scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/05/2006 03:14 PM

PRAM IT UP YOUR ASS! shows the repair bill his elephant ear



I thought you were going to go lurking for awhile.



Please?

PRAM IT UP YOUR ASS! 80,728 42
10/05/2006 03:19 PM

<action>I thought you were going to change your name! Way to Frost up the action tagging, too. Fag.</action>

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/05/2006 03:35 PM

<action> farts in the general direction of the thread

Pram's Mom 80,728 42
10/05/2006 06:12 PM

<action> sucks the fart up with her Carroll </action>

Big Irish Asshole 80,728 42
10/05/2006 06:13 PM

WHORE!

Pumpkin Noggin-carving out a niche in life 56,642 8
10/06/2006 08:48 AM

<action> hands BIG another Jamesons