Mohamet al-Kadas Kaboom 211,584 32
04/02/2006 02:54 PM

I am in American doughnut shop, when I see on my crueller an image of the prophet!



Infidel dogs! You will all die!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 02:57 PM

Tim Hortons is Canadian. And apparently, even terrorists love Canadians.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 02:58 PM

I'm just full of links today.

Mohamet al-Kadas Kaboom 211,584 32
04/02/2006 03:15 PM

Tim Hortons is Canadian



All American states are the same.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 03:24 PM

Why can't you just let us pretend?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/02/2006 03:28 PM

Stone Cold is Canardian?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 03:31 PM

Yes, this Bikini is from up north.



But if you meant that wrestler fellow, then no. Americans have only themselves to blame for that guy.

Mohamet al-Kadas Kaboom 211,584 32
04/02/2006 03:33 PM

No, he meant you.

Mohamet al-Kadas Kaboom 211,584 32
04/02/2006 03:36 PM

I have checked mapping book.



Mohamet is very sorry for having exploded Canadian pastry shop.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 03:43 PM

No, he meant you.



Having a touch of schizophrenia?

Coltrane 192 8
04/02/2006 03:45 PM

Don't be starting with us.

Sage of Seattle (Now with 50% more Dain Bramage!) 36,465 8
04/02/2006 04:02 PM

"Hey, Mohammad, did you read about what Halil did yesterday? That was a real fine explosion.... too bad he completely missed his target."

"Yeah, I know. But it was his first time being a suicide bomber and all... You know, the pressure to do everything right the first time can be pretty intense..."

"Sure, we've all been under pressure, but jeez, he at least could've self-destructed in the right country for Allah's sake."

"Well, I told him to just use MapQuest, but noooo, he just had to do it his way and stop in a local Starbucks and ask for directions."

"No sh*t. And he was jittery enough without having to add a Mocha Latte Grande on top of it all."

"Oh well. At least it scared the Canadians pretty good, huh!"

"Yeah, that's rich! Hey, let's make one of those 'underground tapes' and demand that the CBC play 'Corky and the Juice Pigs' on the TV once every hour until Quebec finally realizes how stupid they are."

"Rock on!"

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 04:16 PM

and stop in a local Starbucks



IT WAS A TIM HORTONS! VERY DIFFERNT! GET IT RIGHT!





</intense essay stress related outburst>

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/02/2006 04:21 PM

<action>pours her first glass for today.</action>



Ahem. Sorry. Carry on. No further outbursts are predicted for today.

Sage of Seattle (Now with 50% more Dain Bramage!) 36,465 8
04/02/2006 04:29 PM

What, seriously, Stone Cold, you expect a couple of terrorists to get the name right after that major screwup?



Besides, it's not like they did any real damage anyway.... it was Canada after all.



Ok, ok, I'm sorry Canada. I shouldn't insult you... after all, how else can I get my oxycontin so cheaply?

ringworm 68,315 13
04/03/2006 07:16 AM

i like how they used the word "cubicle" in lieu of "toilet stall." it lends much more dignity to his death, except that he died in a Frost-ing toilet stall.