Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 12:28 PM

beater,



Do you have that 70 bucks for my pee shoes?



I've been holding my bladder all weekend to be able to pee a good one.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 12:30 PM

I get paid on Wednesday. If you can't hold it that long, just piss i n a bag, and send it with the shoes. Mark the box with a "Some Assembly Required" sticker as not to confuse my retarded ass.

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/03/2006 12:33 PM

Beater commenting on the lameness of noobs is like Saddam Hussein calling Hitler a mean guy.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 12:35 PM

but they were both mean gu... wait a minute!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 12:49 PM

I can't hold it until Wednesday. It is starting to hurt already. I feel like Violet Beauregarde when she turns into that blueberry at the Wonka Factory.



Except that mine is piss that is full of toxins that is poisoning me from the inside out. I have yellow eyes. People are going to start thinking I am drinking again and getting all jaundice!



I'll just pee in a Big Gulp cup and keep it in the fridge for you.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 12:55 PM

As long as you don't mail it in the BIG GULP cup. I want to smell it, not drink it by accident.

I have a red bike and a dog named Arnold 41,132 13
04/03/2006 12:57 PM

I twiddled my diddle last night to threesome pics where one of the girls was peeing over the other girl and guy doing thier thing.



I'm not sure why I liked it, but I did.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 01:02 PM

Sorry, Gork. Pee and sex don't mix for me. The only way that pee factors in is that if my bladder is not totally empty I seem to have a better orgasm.



The more you know!

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 01:02 PM

Where exactly can you find the "thing" of a woman?

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 01:03 PM

WAIT!!! Don't anybody tell him!

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 01:05 PM

Nevermind Gorc, I read that post totally wrong. It makes sense to me now. DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE LEARNING DISABLED, FOR WE SHALL RISE UP AND TAKE ALL YOUR COOL PLACES TO EAT. </what am i talking about???>

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 01:06 PM

Jilly, I already know where that thing is. Gosh, you think I got my girlfriend pregnant by sheep luck. Actually, that's a really good sounding way to say accident, so I think I'll name him/her/creature Lucky.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 01:07 PM

sheep = sheer, I swear, I don't know what I was thinking about when i typo'd that. Hopefully I wasn't thinking about Frost-ing sheep, but you know, it's a possibility.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/03/2006 01:08 PM

How do you know that we are speaking of the same "thing"?

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 01:28 PM

Sofa king confused.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/03/2006 01:36 PM

<action>smiles pleasantly and flips his notepad shut.</action>

The more you know!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/03/2006 01:38 PM

heh, sheep.



Brokeback Mountain!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 01:43 PM

Uh, Jubbs?



Are you taking notes on how to give me a better orgasm?



I don't think my boyfriend er, girlfriend would like that very much.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 01:45 PM

Darrin, you've seen my dick. That's all you need for the best orgasm ever.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 01:45 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!



Just fork over the money, beater.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/03/2006 01:52 PM

Knowing that your significant other would be sorely displeased at my noting the intimate details of your sexual personality, why on earth would you think I'd do such a thing?















1.) Jot down interesting tidbits on GABbers. Check.

2.) Get major book deal. Pending.

3.) Profit.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 01:58 PM

I don't have a girlfriend, Jubbs.



I was just messin'.



Oh, and for your notebook. I poop every morning. It's like clock work.



The more you know!

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 02:05 PM

Yea, Darrin like's to keep herself regular.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/03/2006 02:18 PM

If I work this right, Darrin alone could make me a billion dollars in royalties.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 02:23 PM

You'll never own a piece of me, my poop or my half full bladder orgasms.



You can own my pee shoes, however, if beater doesn't come through with the money by Wednesday.

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/03/2006 02:27 PM

Beater is paying for some pee shoes? I got some bloody panties for sale. May or may not be mine.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 02:28 PM

HEY! You said you'd cherish my blood bloomers forever, Chance!

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/03/2006 02:31 PM

You wound me, Darrin. I don't want to own you: I want to love and cherish you, treat you like a queen, and make your every dream come true.













I'll own you after that.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/03/2006 02:49 PM

Hey ITG, you know, Jesus died for you, now why don't you go do me the same favor. </i'm sorry, i didn't mean that, i just felt like saying it> </i like you> </not in a gay or weird way>

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/03/2006 02:51 PM

You sure do use a lot of tags in your posts.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 02:55 PM

And you sure do look cute in your footie jammies.



Tell us somethin' we don't know!

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/03/2006 02:56 PM

I don't think Jesus would be particularly happy if I died for someone. He'd be all, "Dude, I died for you, and you're all dying on me and stuff?"



Sorry, Beater, don't want to make him mad. I'm sure you understand.

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/03/2006 02:58 PM

I open mouth kissed a horse once.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/03/2006 02:59 PM

I open mouth kissed a horse once.



Would it be worse if I admitted doing that to my dog, now dead?





Just wondering.





It's all hypothetics.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/03/2006 03:02 PM

Open mouth dog kissing makes Jesus cry, Jubbs.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/03/2006 03:04 PM

Most things on this board do, Darlin.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/03/2006 03:15 PM

I open mouth kissed a horse once.



I've spent the last 3 minutes trying to picture this in my head.



Does anyone have a shotgun I can borrow?

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/03/2006 03:17 PM

Why? Wanna get married?

Skitzo 321 8
04/03/2006 04:55 PM

Darrin, you've seen my dick. That's all you need for the best orgasm ever



Somthing that small couldn't even give a roach an orgasm.

Sage of Seattle (Now with 50% more Dain Bramage!) 36,465 8
04/03/2006 05:02 PM

I open mouth kissed a horse once.



Dude, you really shouldn't be talking about your momma that way...

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/04/2006 06:07 AM

Would someone please explain what "Pee Shoes" means?

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/04/2006 08:53 AM

No. Do your research.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/04/2006 11:37 AM

Skitzo, if you weren't such a noob, you would know that about a month ago, my penis picture was posted on here by another noob. It is quite large.

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/04/2006 11:42 AM

Never mention your penis again. DO YOU HEAR ME?

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 11:42 AM

What about my penis? Can we talk about mine?

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/04/2006 11:44 AM

Oh yes, let me hear about your penis Darrin. Details please....and speak slowly.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 11:46 AM

It's NKB's detachable penis. Maybe he will let me send it to you to try out for a week.

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/04/2006 11:51 AM

Nobody betta not eva say nuttin' bad 'bout Ms. Jenkins.... cause homey dont play that.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 11:58 AM

Usually you and I are on the same page...but, I have no Frost-ing idea what you just said.



I still think you are rad though.

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/04/2006 11:59 AM

Miss Bonita is shocked that you didnt get her "in living color" reference. It was pretty random.

Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/04/2006 12:01 PM

Homey the Clown.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 12:01 PM

I got the homey don't play dat part...but I just couldn't figure why.



You're like, so weird! (John Travolta)

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/04/2006 12:04 PM

I dont know why I say half the Shakespeare I do.



I have a mello yello deficiency. Sometimes my feet smell like fritos and I like it.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 12:06 PM

I hear you. I eat oranges and look day-glo. It's a pretty hot execution. You know?

Fortune Cookie 171,275 14
04/04/2006 12:08 PM

Totally. Fruitslices, vagina, cup, whiteout, lotion and folder. I'll take things around my desk for $1000 Alex.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/04/2006 12:40 PM

Onomatopoeia with ham singing a song?

wupphl 8 7
04/04/2006 06:56 PM

From an outsider's perspective, it is interesting to see how the "hardcore" board members act. You act as if you have some type of precidence voer this board becuase you are "senior" to everyone else. Personally, I don't really care, but it is funny, from an outsider's perspective, to see you all suck this site's dick so much.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 07:01 PM

<action>throws a pillow on the floor, drops to her knees and sucks GAB's Coleridge</action>

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 07:04 PM

<action>hands Darrin some berry-flavored personal lubricant.</action>

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 07:06 PM

No thanks. I don't need it. I'm a pro.



Plus, GAB has such a delicious minty flavor.

Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/04/2006 07:07 PM

<action>grabs the video camera</action?

Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/04/2006 07:08 PM

<action>grabs the video camera</action>

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 07:32 PM

Deer Mr. wupphl,



We don't care what you think. But we're good people so I'm going to be charitable. Your winning lottery numbers are:



4, 12, 14, 32, 35 and 74,797,459,347,058,304,859,275.0745



Good luck!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 07:35 PM

Oh, and Mr. Wupphl...please don't squeeze the Charmin.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/04/2006 07:43 PM

Hey, um HC? I hate to mention this, seeing as how you have such a high opinion of yourself,



BUT YOU'RE STILL NEW, TOO!

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
04/04/2006 07:46 PM

<action> walks in wrapped in bubble wrap. For the protection.</action>

W00T!

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 08:00 PM

Dit, you are "spot on" that I'm still "new", but I've been told that I'm no longer a n00b.



And as new as I may be, I still feel a duty to uphold all things ZUG.



I don't think I'm better than anyone else. But if I were asked why I am the way I am, I would have to say that the second thing about myself that I hold dear is that I divorced a vicious-weaselass-cheating-nogoodsummabitch-child beater. The first is I got out alive.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/04/2006 08:03 PM

<action>stands to her feet and starts the "slow clap"</action>

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/04/2006 08:08 PM

Dit you're just mad 'cause HC has a crown.



(I am too)

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/04/2006 08:12 PM

I'm not mad. Just being a snot.



By the way HC - is your name referring to Star Trek?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/04/2006 08:19 PM

Ditdah, I have been wondering that too. If it's not, than I am going to be very disappointed.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 08:22 PM

<action>is a bike trail addict.</action>Trek is for the bike. I love to ride whenever I can. And my mountain bike is a Trek, but my road bike is a Marin. You know way too much about me, Dit. You might have to join the coven now.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/04/2006 08:25 PM

You actually go outside and engage in physical activity? Ew. What a dork.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 08:27 PM

SCB, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Would it be at all redeeming if I told you I'm a geeklover?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/04/2006 08:38 PM

Yes, yes it would.





Especially if you say it in Klingon.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 08:42 PM

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/04/2006 08:52 PM

HC, you ever take your bike over some sweet jumps?

Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/04/2006 08:56 PM

HC, all your base are belong to us?

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 09:08 PM

So solly, I not a-so japlishious.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 09:11 PM

HC, you ever take your bike over some sweet jumps?



More like side-swiped trees and left large tags of flesh for the birds.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 09:14 PM

Does accidentally riding my bike off a cliff count as a "sweet jump"?

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/04/2006 09:24 PM

Coolest mental image EVAR.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
04/04/2006 09:25 PM

<action> lifting the latest stone tablet proclamation </action>



*AHEM*



According to the latest n00b proclamation on N00b Amnesty Day, Sir Professor Master Nutbutter declared the n00bs of ZUG's united GAB to be immune to ALL taunts and jabs. We shall such be released from the bounds of "n00bism" and confined by "idiotism." Or so it be written in stone.



ALSO: We find ourselves perfectly capable of realizing bleach is the best cure for "idiotism" -- ON OUR OWN.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/04/2006 09:28 PM

Frost off blueberry, nobody cares what you think of what Nutbutter thinks.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/04/2006 09:34 PM

I care what Nuttbutter says. But if anyone thinks that was anything other than a fiendish plot to draw them in, they're* nuts.





* Please feel free to pretend that I wrote their and have a go!

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/04/2006 09:37 PM

I care what Nutbutter thinks too, I just don't give a single damn about a crappy n00b's ass-kissing commentary on what Nutbutter thinks.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
04/04/2006 09:58 PM

don't give a single damn about a crappy n00b's ass-kissing commentary



The wise and powerful Lincoln once said - in much more firm and strategic words -"STFU n00b."



I got here about the same time as Taco Crunch and Slave Chick, but I decided to "lurk" before posting a lot. I dunno if I tested the waters well, but I can say I feel ashamed referencing your names (seeing that your are pretty much better than me).





Self-depreciation...that about covers it. Even the most witty and clever intellectual can't come up with the brilliance of saying "Taco Crunch."

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/04/2006 10:02 PM

Actually, as I've stated before in countless threads,

a) This is my second log-in name. The old one I had back in 2003, and I've since lost the password and the email account to which it was registered.

b)I've lurked anon since I stopped gabbing in 2004.



Hugs and kisses,

Taco

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
04/04/2006 10:07 PM

...um...yeah...I knew that...I was just refering to Taco Crunch singularly, and not to your alter ego. Of course.





Also, I don't think you should hug or kiss me. I hear that I'm contagious with "idiotism."

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
04/04/2006 10:08 PM

<action> drinks some bleach to cure his ails... </action>

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/04/2006 10:17 PM

<action>points to the hideous scar on her knee.</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/04/2006 10:21 PM

Well, I gotta give bluecake one thing: his current icon matches his curent name pretty nicely.

Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/04/2006 11:04 PM

<action>comes in way too late</action> Man, Vlaccid would be a great name for a band.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
04/05/2006 06:11 PM

Trek is for the bike. I love to ride whenever I can. And my mountain bike is a Trek, but my road bike is a Marin.



*ahem*



Wheelchair.



Geez. At least keep your OWN schtick straight.



qo' HochvaD

'IHlaw' 'IHwI', moHwI' tu'lu'mo'.

QaQlaw' QaQwI', mIghwI' tu'lu'mo'.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/05/2006 06:20 PM

Dearest Demo,



QaQlaw' QaQwI', mIghwI' tu'lu'mo'.



Hugs and Kisses,

HC

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/05/2006 06:23 PM

<action>mumbles "bIjatlh 'e' yImev" under her breath.</action>

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/05/2006 06:23 PM

I want to make sausages with the bitch in front of me.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,252 10
04/05/2006 06:49 PM

jIyaj