Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/05/2006 12:14 PM

Chen receives a big "tank" in his "Tiananmen Square"

Phuc of the Ascension 237,919 21
04/05/2006 12:16 PM

You got fight for light to palty!

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/05/2006 12:16 PM

Led Burr! It gives you winnnnnngs!

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
04/05/2006 12:23 PM

lightasafeatherstiffasaboard

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lightasafeatherstiffasaboard

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/05/2006 12:26 PM

Onaki forgot the main component of the Slip-n-Slide. The Slide.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/05/2006 12:30 PM

Go-Go-Gadget, confused look of terror

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/05/2006 12:32 PM

These susplension hooks no hurt at all! I am hahd coah. Jackass bastads got nuffing on me!

Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/05/2006 12:37 PM

He so funny.

Zolton, Living La Imogene Coca 88,200 34
04/05/2006 12:41 PM

We dig hole to Amelica. We invade now. Send Kwan down filst.



If he not back in two week, we know he succeed. Corporal Kwan numbah one on the West side!

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/05/2006 12:43 PM

"So Vic, who are the contestants this week on MXC? the Chinese Army vs. the Department of invisible sumo wrestling massage prostitutes? Excellent. Game on!"

As I said before, I never repeat myself 977 9
04/05/2006 12:46 PM

Heads i win..

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/05/2006 12:50 PM

Hey, you no laugh at my gas. I will cut you with my finger knives

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/05/2006 12:52 PM

He's practicing for his turn with this chick.



NSFW

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/05/2006 12:53 PM

Sadly, Sai Gen's parachute didn't open.



It was the greatest prank ever pulled by the Chinese military.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/05/2006 12:54 PM

^Frost-ing unoriginal douchbag bastard

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/05/2006 01:00 PM

SUPPLIES!!! I can revitate! Can you, lound eye? Didn't think so!

Sage of Seattle (Now with 66% more Dain Bramage!) 36,465 8
04/05/2006 01:02 PM

"So then I said.... so then I said... wait.... I went rike DIS and I sing,



"I bereive I can fry

I bereive I can toch da sky..."



It the BEST weekend pass evah..."

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/05/2006 01:05 PM

I do amazing stunt. Add me to Myspace fliends.

ieatpeople 92 7
04/05/2006 09:01 PM

WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!

oddzodd 382 7
04/06/2006 01:38 AM

Col. Chou Yung Tee explains: Ok, so cute only opens.......... 80% the of time. No problem, Wal-Mart will buy plenty!

Sakon 595 9
04/06/2006 01:40 AM

The Chinese military has just developed a new kind of satellite powered long ranged missle weapon, that randomly selects the civillions of an overpopulated China as ammo.

Sakon 595 9
04/06/2006 01:48 AM

Chuck Norris' stunt double flies into action!

oddzodd 382 7
04/06/2006 01:56 AM

In world news this week........The Republic of China makes effort to strengthen its bond with the US by adopting the ever popular April fools holiday for their own. Reports suggest the general public is still experiencing some difficulty grasping the idea of the holiday......

oddzodd 382 7
04/06/2006 02:00 AM

Today on Chinese Myth Busters...............

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
04/06/2006 03:45 AM

"Every Feel-Good Communist Totalitarian-Themed Coming-Of-Age Comedy Movie Ever 2"

Jeprechaun 58,758 13
04/06/2006 06:32 AM

"...and you no come back you framing fairy. What part of "Don't ask, don't terr" do you not understand?"

Jim's trail of carcasses 38 7
04/06/2006 08:19 AM

Me suspend myself in air looong time.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/06/2006 08:53 AM

For some reason, The Chinese version of Mission: Impossible didn't quite come off as well as the American version.

Marrob 22 7
04/06/2006 03:37 PM

Jumping Jacks gone wrong...

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/06/2006 03:47 PM

"Stupid Americans forget we read right to left...Jin! Strap on cord, then jump!"







Carp.

Filly 39,193 20
04/06/2006 03:55 PM

The dude on the far right has the flattest face I've ever seen.

Pubah 56,805 18
04/06/2006 04:01 PM

Glenade!!!

I have a red bike and a dog named Arnold 41,132 13
04/06/2006 04:04 PM

Looks like God has a Yo-Yo.

Chit 178,781 15
04/06/2006 04:14 PM

NUUUTT SMMMASHHERRR !

dead otter 345 8
04/06/2006 08:13 PM

Chinamen unclear on the concept attempt to B.A.S.E Jump on a actual military base.

dead otter 345 8
04/06/2006 08:23 PM

Hoping to meet and impress "Sexy American Girl", Ming agrees to perform the freefall stunt with his budies cheering him on for Bumfights.com.

oddzodd 382 7
04/06/2006 09:00 PM

leep frog..........glate fun!

Nub 1,064 13
04/06/2006 10:42 PM

Reaganomics!

omgtheykilledkenny 19 7
04/06/2006 11:18 PM

o man i just filled my pants

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/06/2006 11:26 PM

Private Wang Dang Doodle gets down.

Sakon 595 9
04/07/2006 12:27 AM

Who knew the invisible man was gay?

jaggeh 860 8
04/07/2006 04:07 AM

The rules to the game of trust were lost on yung's comrades.

Ineedsmass 2 7
04/07/2006 05:42 AM

When you are last in line & she is that HUGE sometimes you've just gotta be thrown in.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
04/07/2006 06:13 PM

Asia's answer to David Blaine. On lookers forget what question was.

CharlesTheFirst 32 10
04/07/2006 06:56 PM

Fifth paratroopers of the eighteenth reconnaissance division have their very own way of congratulating jumpers who forget to buckle up properly before taking a leap.

Crash2108 - that one guy that sometimes posts.. 54 9
04/07/2006 10:42 PM

The Chinese army, however, experiments with 'alternative' black projects.

KingMike 0 7
04/08/2006 07:02 AM

Chen Ching gets a visit from the 'drill sergeant'

ieatpeople 92 7
04/08/2006 10:07 PM

"Run!!! It's SARS!!!!!"

bunnymuncher 0 7
04/11/2006 10:07 AM

Wow! we really DO have little dicks!

Mofolicious Fudge Sundae 10,950 10
04/11/2006 05:35 PM

Then on the eight day, God created Asians to entertain all of his other creations.

Similac Addict 64 8
04/12/2006 06:35 PM

So that's how Pearl Harbor was pulled off. Sneaky little bastards.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
04/12/2006 06:45 PM

To assist in keeping there entire population employed, the chinese have developed the 10-Man Mobile. Just attach it to the top of your babies' crib and he'll stay entertained for hours.

Hobbgoblyn 0 7
04/13/2006 07:15 AM

Just promoted to pilot, Comrade Kenji shows his comrades how to land without crashing a plane.

Tree Hugger 50 7
04/13/2006 07:48 AM

Look at me! I can fly cross-eyed!











A typical Chinese hazing ritual in which the veterans convince new recruits that those who believe in fairies can clap their hands to make Tinkerbell appear and give them pixie dust.

Barbarosa 127 8
04/13/2006 08:49 AM

NO! NOO! NOOOO! NOT A ORSE, ELEPHANT IS MUCH BETTAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAA!!!!. (Scenario: Flying chinese is being canonned towards a horse's behind, on his last b'day it was a elephant. Well... just in case you had'nt known how chinese soldiers get thier b'day bumps... now you do:) )

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
04/13/2006 09:36 AM

I'm Japanese, Froster!!! Not Chinese!!! Can't you stupid Americans tell the difference!?!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 03:24 PM

"I just save a bunch of money on my call insolence by switching to Gaico!"

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 03:29 PM

"I can't bereave that he figule out how to make his dick biggel! "(unfoltunatery, invisibirity was a side effect, so he won't be able to blag about it to his fliends)

deedee 69 7
04/15/2006 09:28 PM

flying towards the ground, another smart idea...