Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/05/2006 01:07 PM

ahem

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/05/2006 01:13 PM

One time my old showed up to the office wearing two different shoes, one brown loafer and one black wingtip. Everyone was laughing at him all day, but he didn't notice. I guess it is pretty easy to miss if you refuse to make eye contact with your underlings. He finally noticed about an hour before qutting time that he was wearing two completely different shoes, and walked around for the remainder of his time in his socks. Oh how I laughed.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:13 PM

Heh - point in case. You are such an idiot.

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/05/2006 01:14 PM

<action>has superb timing</action>

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/05/2006 01:15 PM

That didn't even make sense Lila. Why don't you try being mature for a day?

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:15 PM

Why don't you not start a thread for a day?

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:15 PM

It made sense to everyone but you, naturally.

Why don't you try pretending you have a brain for a day?

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/05/2006 01:16 PM

Crunchy - why don't you try and say something funny?

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/05/2006 01:16 PM

Why do bosses dress like idiots?



Because they have underlings who they send shopping...who think stripes and loud plaids go together.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:16 PM

Why don't we all go sit by the bay for a day?

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/05/2006 01:17 PM

Why don't you try saying "Why don't you try" a few more times?

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:17 PM

As evidenced by the clickies, Crunch IS saying funny things.

One day, Jill, you might too.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/05/2006 01:17 PM

...and play

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:18 PM

...in the hay.

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/05/2006 01:18 PM

Why do bosses dress like idiots?



Because they're too busy to watch 'Queer eye' or other fashion shows.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/05/2006 01:18 PM

Why don't you all shut the Frost up and send me pictures of your boobs?

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:19 PM

Cadbury Cream Crunch - Funniest this month: 12

Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies - Funniest this month: 14



...need I say more?

Thatguyfromfrance 170 7
04/05/2006 01:20 PM

My funney is bigger than yours..



VERY MATURE LOL OMG !!!

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/05/2006 01:20 PM

Lila - you are a Frost-ing immature little child. Do you understand me? I have tried to ignore your retarded ass comments toward me but you Frost-ing have to keep on, don't you? You are stupid and I don't care for you at all. You are a total loser and you're lame. Grow up you Frost-ing little girl.

Phla is horrible. HORRIBLE! 131,068 34
04/05/2006 01:21 PM

Nooooooooo! I am 28th for the month! This means I suck! All hope is lost!

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:21 PM

Frost you. This is the first time since I've been back that I've broken top 20 and goddamn it I'm going to be a little proud.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:22 PM

Lila - you are a Frost-ing immature little child. Do you understand me? I have tried to ignore your retarded ass comments toward me but you Frost-ing have to keep on, don't you? You are stupid and I don't care for you at all. You are a total loser and you're lame. Grow up you Frost-ing little girl.



BWAH-HA-HAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Phla is horrible. HORRIBLE! 131,068 34
04/05/2006 01:23 PM

No Frost me. I really do suck. I was just letting everyone know in case there was any doubt.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:25 PM

That was actually directed at Mr. France, but if you insist...*unzips pants*

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:25 PM

Oh, it has almost made my day that Jill actally got pissed off enough to type a tirade directed towards me.

It is to laugh!

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/05/2006 01:26 PM

<action>Hands the ladies their weapons</action>



Thus the Duel Begins...



Lila vs. Ms JM



TAMPON NUNCHUCKS at FIVE PACES



and my God have mercy on your BLAM!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/05/2006 01:26 PM

My boss dresses just like me at work. It's policy. She's really just a supervisor though. We do perform together.



I guess she wears tassles over her pasties sometimes - so, yeah upper management does dress a little different.

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/05/2006 01:30 PM

So, what does your PIMP dress like?

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:31 PM

<action>hands Jill her meds</action>Here, looks like you forgot these this morning.

Selling Seashells by the Seashore 164 7
04/05/2006 01:32 PM

Jilly = pot



Lila = kettle



*brrrrinnnng brrrrinnnng*



Get the phone Lila, it's for you!

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/05/2006 01:34 PM

I just love how the people who won't stop complaining about Jilly's threads can't seem to stay out of them for 5 seconds.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:34 PM

Hey, n00b, I think your other phone post is better.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:36 PM

I never once claimed to not be a hypocrite.



And, as much as I rail on Jilly, I do, on rare occasion, clickie her when I feel she has started a thread of value.

Selling Seashells by the Seashore 164 7
04/05/2006 01:39 PM

Hey! I own stock in Qwest and Verizon!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/05/2006 01:40 PM

Well, brrrring brrrring for you!

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 01:42 PM

I think Seashell should brrrring it on!

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/05/2006 01:43 PM

...and brrrring friends



Lila may be cute...but she throws a mean left hook.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/05/2006 01:45 PM

Whatevah, I ran for congress and won. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid the body. Whatevah, I do what I want!

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/05/2006 01:47 PM

Lila - you are a Frost-ing immature little child. Do you understand me? I have tried to ignore your retarded ass comments toward me but you Frost-ing have to keep on, don't you? You are stupid and I don't care for you at all. You are a total loser and you're lame. Grow up you Frost-ing little girl.



ME ANGERS!!! ROOARRR!!1 ME SMASH HEAD ON BRICK WALL AGAIN GRRRR@!@!

Pubah, Stinky By The Third Day 56,805 18
04/05/2006 01:47 PM

THat ain't Shakespeare...



...where were you during the Great Memphis Blackout?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/05/2006 01:55 PM

*brrrrinnnng brrrrinnnng*



Get the phone Lila, it's for you!



Can't we have a thread where someone doesn't make a reference to the Texas Chili Bowl?

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/05/2006 01:59 PM

Hey Pram - if you're quoting someone, put it in italics at the begining of the post, so we know it's a quote.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 17 days! 78,555 13
04/05/2006 02:02 PM

You think I've made Jill cry at work again? Ooo, I hope she's off crying somewhere!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/05/2006 02:09 PM

She's not crying. She just called me. She's just taking a dump.

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/05/2006 02:12 PM

Lila! UR been an inmateaur meenie face! Stop been mean too Jilly!!@ She ez flighty so is OHKAYY for her to bee lik tthis!!r27u

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/05/2006 02:21 PM

Lila! UR been an inmateaur meenie face! Stop been mean too Jilly!!@ She ez flighty so is OHKAYY for her to bee lik tthis!!r27u





This kind of typing belongs in the "Scariest thing you can say to a GABber" thread. It's making my brain hurt.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/05/2006 02:25 PM

<action>puts on her cheerleader outfit, starts her cheer</action>

Everybody ready!!!!



You've got to be retarded!



B!



E!



RETARDED!

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/05/2006 02:27 PM

<action>tries to follow in cheer and tries to clap, but his hands miss eachother. Gets tangled up in his leash, and slips in puddle of his drool and cracks his helmet on the bleacher seats</action>RReeeeEEEEEEE!!

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/05/2006 02:35 PM

<action>shakes her pom-poms over Ollie</action>

R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D

That's the way you spell, retarded

Retarded!

Let's get retarded!

Woooh!

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/05/2006 02:38 PM

<action>becomes distracted and starts humping the air</action>

<b></b> 203,956 21
04/05/2006 02:47 PM

Ding, fries are done.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/05/2006 02:53 PM

BIG, you have no idea how much that cracked me up.

trojandoll is hidden in the yard and getting melty 3,467 8
04/05/2006 03:15 PM

Jilly - please email or im me (info in profile)