Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 12:45 PM

I have nice toes.

BiteMySlice 378 7
04/07/2006 12:46 PM

I've been smoke free for 21 years! HOT DAWG!! Its easier to quit when you never start.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 12:46 PM

So do I. I get them pedicured every week.



I can afford to do that now because I don't smoke. Sometimes I smolder, but that's something different altogether.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 12:48 PM

I've been smoke free for 21 years! HOT DAWG!! Its easier to quit when you never start.



Way to rub it in Slice.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 12:49 PM

<action>puts on her bling, puffy jacket and sneaks</action>

Yo! Yo! Yo! What up home-slice?!

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/07/2006 12:52 PM

I remembered to put on my pants this morning!

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 12:53 PM

That's a shame Lloyd.



I love you so much more when you forget.

Twinkle Toes Chance 171,275 14
04/07/2006 12:53 PM

I refrained from farting in public all day.

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/07/2006 12:54 PM

The problem is, I put them on Ivan.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 12:55 PM

I remembered to put on my pants this morning!



too bad they're backwards. Haha! Butt for crotch!

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/07/2006 12:55 PM

I did not.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/07/2006 12:58 PM

I've seen Fratberry's stapler.



I have cute toes, too. And the pics to prove it.



I don't have to go to the grocery store this weekend because I got it done early.



Oh, and I also have quit smoking. It's been a week and 5 days.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 12:59 PM

I refrained from farting in public all day.



I just stood up in my office and fffffffffrrrrrrrrrt.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 01:01 PM

<action>does the cabbage patch around the thread</action>

Go Darrin, Go Darrin,

Go Kittuns, Go Kittuns...

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 01:08 PM

I just realized that I forgot to change out of my sports-bra after getting to work.



I've been walking around the office the last hour with uni-boob.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/07/2006 01:11 PM

I finished a seventeen page art history paper the night before it was due without having to stay up past midnight! It's a first!





And I'll join with the other ladies and say I have cute toes. Although two of them are weird and conjoined, but still cute!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/07/2006 01:14 PM

I want to brag that a secret Easter bunny will be delivering a secret gift via USPS next week to someone that was a secret leprechaun.



*wink*

Zolton, Living La Imogene Coca 88,200 34
04/07/2006 01:16 PM

I've been walking around the office the last hour with uni-boob.



Actually, I believe the medical term is 'monomammary'.



The judges would have also accepted 'squishytit'.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/07/2006 01:25 PM

<Unnamed_Company> told <Company_that_I_work_for> that we owed them over $800,000.00 in unaccounted discounts.



I wrote and ran a few various programs that stated that not only did we not owe them any money, but that we had undercharged them by about $45,000.00.



My boss, her boss, her bosses boss and the head of the accounting department are ecstatic and wanted to show their appreciation.



I was told that next week we would be going to Chili's for lunch and they were buying.



*I so wish that I was joking about any part of this story.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/07/2006 01:32 PM

I farted in public all day.

Oliver Yerface 203,475 12
04/07/2006 01:39 PM

NKB, now you can now order, guilt free, the Bacon Cheddar Cheese Burger Deluxe

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/07/2006 01:39 PM

I complimented a GABber on her good looks last night. Making other people happy makes me happy. I'm selfish that way.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/07/2006 01:40 PM

I got adopted by a GABber.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/07/2006 01:45 PM

SHOES ON THE RIGHT FEET!

Dick Gozinya 12,363 11
04/07/2006 01:46 PM

Refrained from posting in someones relationship thread.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/07/2006 01:50 PM

Posted too much unfunny Shakespeare.

Bit Swordmaker 233 7
04/07/2006 01:51 PM

I'm still sane.... I think.

L.Ron Felipe 161,353 14
04/07/2006 01:54 PM

I was told that next week we would be going to Chili's for lunch and they were buying.



This is the bragging thread, No Key.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 01:54 PM

I got adopted by a GABber.



Soooo... who's ya daddy?

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/07/2006 01:55 PM

Ha! Chickens has two right feet!

Thud 68,497 19
04/08/2006 10:52 PM

Avoided injuring myself any more than is normal.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 2 weeks! 78,555 13
04/08/2006 11:00 PM

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies

4/07/2006 12:45 pm



I have nice toes.



Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies

4/07/2006 5:30 pm



You know what? even if that were true, so what? Bragging is just not my forte'. I think its very tacky and trashy and fat.



You're right, Jill. Tacky, trashy and fat describes you quite well.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
04/09/2006 12:45 AM

Although two of them are weird and conjoined, but still cute!



I'm begging: pictures, please. E-mail in profile.

lupience- hider of small chocolate eggs since 1983 26,981 11
04/09/2006 01:11 AM

I'm drink.



Go tell it on the mountain.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
04/09/2006 03:54 AM

I'm veryt, vury xeubt. That's my exfuse.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/09/2006 05:14 AM

Whistler, is it odd that I can't tell if you're joking or not?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
04/09/2006 06:58 AM

Not.



Definitely not.





Ask Roofie.

Senior Destructor: The Hendricksen Flapper 60,724 12
04/09/2006 02:04 PM

I don't know when I wrote that, or what it means. I apologize.

jaggeh 860 8
04/10/2006 09:12 AM

the girl i scored on saturday said the words "you can do that and you are still single?"

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/10/2006 09:20 AM

You're right, Jill. Tacky, trashy and fat describes you quite well.



Hey! I am not Tacky!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
04/10/2006 09:22 AM

Hey, at least fake Jaggy has figured out that real Jaggy is lesbo.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/10/2006 09:26 AM

the girl i scored on saturday said the words "you can do that and you are still single?"



Yeah. Oh, I gotta go- those damn pigs are flying outside again. I need to go cover my car... you know, b/c of the pig Shakespeare.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/10/2006 12:38 PM

I beat the bus to work again.



I feel like Forrest Gump when I say that.

Pubah 56,805 18
04/10/2006 03:35 PM

Congratulations Kittuns



Here's a hug and some navel lint.



What do I have to brag about?



Not much.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/10/2006 04:08 PM

I beat the bus to work again.



I feel like Forrest Gump when I say that.



I must've drank me about 15 Dr. Pepper's when I heard that.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/11/2006 09:12 AM

I caught someone saying something stupid at work when he fiddled with the front doors and finally got in when he pulled on the one that wasn't locked, came in the store and yelled, "WHAT, ARE YOU LOCKING BOTH OF THEM NOW?"



"No, I obviously didn't", I said without looking up, "because you would got IN one of them."



a few days later, he comes back and goes, "DAH! You got me with the other one that time! Last time I was here, the right one got me"



I just looked at him.



"That's not possible. The right one doesn't lock."

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/11/2006 09:14 AM

You would got in one of them.



I'm now accepting applications for a proof reader...

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/11/2006 10:36 AM

Yeah. Oh, I gotta go- those damn pigs are flying outside again. I need to go cover my car... you know, b/c of the pig Shakespeare.



Well, JM. Been nice seeing you on here. It's been rural...

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 10:40 AM

I gots new socks.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 10:41 AM

I beat a 9 year old and a 14 year old in 4 straight games of horse yesterday. The 9 year old had a bloody nose before the whole thing was over.



Bring your game.

Chit 178,781 15
04/11/2006 10:51 AM

How the Frost does someone get a bloody nose playing HORSE ?







Unless you got one first.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 11:06 AM

We're serious about our smack talk and ball handoffs. Phear me.

Chit 178,781 15
04/11/2006 11:11 AM

I started wondering if west coast horse was a different game or not.







I'd check my motorcycle for scratches when I got home if I were you.