Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/07/2006 02:50 PM

I have a CD I use as a cup holder. It has a mexican lady in a cowgirl hat holding on to a horse on the front. It's titled: Partida Tequila.



There is a sticky note on it that says: To the consumate lover of Spanish Musica. With love, Ken Wah.

Sage of Seattle (Now with 67% more Dain Bramage!) 36,465 8
04/07/2006 02:50 PM

"What's the strangest thing on your desk?"



Uhh... me?

Rabid Rubber Duck of Doom 361 7
04/07/2006 02:55 PM

I have a mouse pad with a beautiful picture of Tub Girl on it. I keep it upside down, and flip it over for special occasions, like for replacing with the new guy's.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
04/07/2006 02:58 PM

Well, I'm at home so it's a cross between one of 4 Creepy Doll figurines:



King Jack

Dolly

The Booger Man

Crusty the Snotman



or my roll of duct tape.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/07/2006 03:00 PM

A cancerous lump taken from a gay Ohioan's manboob.

Vluorescent Sombrero (Purveyor of zug.com/Drab) 91,274 10
04/07/2006 03:00 PM

A banner from the newspaper stating "METH HEADS BEWARE" stuck to the top of my monitor.

Phuc of the Ascension 237,919 21
04/07/2006 03:01 PM

Steve Buscemi Action Figure

Buddy Christ

George Liquor Doll

Alien Queen Bobblehead

Fambly-sized bottle of Frank's Hot Sauce

Mac G5

Red Swingline stapler

Four empty coffee cups in various stages of penicillin growth

Bottle of Potassium Iodide

Pocket New Testament

Sputum

Phuc of the Ascension 237,919 21
04/07/2006 03:02 PM

So out of all those, I'd say it was the "Christopher Walken for President" poster.

Twinkle Toes Chance 171,275 14
04/07/2006 03:04 PM

A dead hookers panties. Still ripe.

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/07/2006 03:05 PM

A pack of cigarettes. It's strange because I've never smoked a cigarette in my life and have no idea how they got there.

Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched in 15 days! 78,555 13
04/07/2006 03:05 PM

Al, I meant to tell you that after you showed me a link to the Walken poster Matt ordered one for us to hang up in the living room.

Trixxie, Silly Fagot, Dicks are for Chicks. 65,026 15
04/07/2006 03:05 PM

A big greasy black dildo.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
04/07/2006 03:06 PM

The head of Alfredo Garcia.

Twinkle Toes Chance 171,275 14
04/07/2006 03:06 PM

Seriously:



Aromatherapy Mist (clary sage, Jasmine, rose, rosewood, and sandalwood)

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 03:07 PM

A pen.



I know! It's crazy!

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/07/2006 03:08 PM

Waldo.

Suhypa Attorney at Law 5,547 9
04/07/2006 03:10 PM

Tape and a child's mitten. Leftovers from the weekend.

The Passion of the Erika 76,152 9
04/07/2006 03:10 PM

A big greasy black dildo.





Trix, this thread is about the strangest thing on your desk, not the one item that everyone fully expects to be on your desk.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
04/07/2006 03:15 PM

Actually, the surprise is that it's on his desk rather than in his ass.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/07/2006 03:17 PM

Jimmy Hoffa.

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/07/2006 03:19 PM

A sign that a colleague printed for me that says "I don't know much, but I can drink."



It's a quote from this great intellect.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/07/2006 03:23 PM

The head of Jimmy...carp! Frat!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
04/07/2006 03:23 PM

What's the strangest thing on your desk?



Mine will seem like a plagiary of a previous post in this thread, but at least mine is true. And I'm more important anyway.



---



My strangest thing is a copy of the free local Gay and Lesbian magazine, which I use as a mouse pad, because its size and the paper it is printed on make it perfect for that usage.



I currently have the March issue on my desk, with a naked man bathing in clovers on the front cover. I usually keep the magazine upside down, but I flip it over if I know that my very conservative colleague is about to come see me at my desk.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/07/2006 03:28 PM

The soul of Wink Martindale.

I have a red bike and a dog named Arnold 41,132 13
04/07/2006 04:08 PM

A 2006 Orioles Opening Day commemerative baseball...displayed atop a Weatherization Assistance Program mug.

Speshul Kake 55,555 14
04/07/2006 04:10 PM

Boogers. Well, does under the desk count?

Speshul Kake 55,555 14
04/07/2006 04:13 PM

Cause if it's under the desk, it would be Liz from marketing.



You know, if she wasn't so attractive.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/07/2006 04:52 PM

Probably this thing, because I have no idea what it is, or, you tell me.

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/07/2006 04:56 PM

It's called a stapler.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
04/07/2006 05:02 PM

Daisy, are you sure you're not gay? That looks pretty neat & organized to me. Otherwise, I'd say you're a girl, but I don't think Millie is (was) swinging that way.



<Insert gay/anal-retentive joke here>

BiteMySlice 378 7
04/07/2006 05:09 PM

In all seriousness, a mirror. Seriously, I have no idea why, but it serves it purpose becuase I'm so damn handsome.

Cracka5 68,758 11
04/07/2006 05:11 PM

sdfgsafg

Bit Swordmaker 233 7
04/07/2006 05:17 PM

A fan...

Bit Swordmaker 233 7
04/07/2006 05:18 PM

No wait... the King Arthur pewter Goblet.

Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 05:23 PM

A monitor that says GAB on Zug.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 05:23 PM

<action>looks at Bit Swordmaker's "desk"</action>

Lets see.... there's a wire basket, a stainless steel mug with a lid. It seems the lid has holes punched in it. Odd.



continues looking



The desk surface seems to be some sort of hot, bubbling, oily liquid.



*ding!*

Bit Swordmaker 233 7
04/07/2006 05:28 PM

I seriously must be missing part of the joke on that one....

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/07/2006 05:29 PM

A strange evil-looking device.



It's black and made from a material that appears to be onyx with two bright red glowing objects on the front.



Most of the time it just passively sits there doing nothing, but whenever I get busy, it makes a horrifying noise!



*BRRING* *BRRRRING*



Maddening.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/07/2006 05:31 PM

Kittuns, I wish I could click you over and over for that post.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 05:44 PM

Here, you can just click this one too.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 05:47 PM

And this one.

UnderEgg 101,398 77
04/07/2006 06:13 PM

The peanut butter and jelly sammich that Ollie mailed to me for posting my vajayjay on GAB.



The box is postmarked November 18, 2005.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
04/07/2006 06:15 PM

A metal strainer.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/07/2006 06:26 PM

Are you done yet NK?



Because I can just keep posting in this thread until you're done clicking.

Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 06:27 PM

heh - I'm clicking too, just for the hell of it.

Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/07/2006 06:30 PM

oooh and another strange thing on my desk - one of those old school humongous address things. I forgot what its called - it's kinda like a rolodex but flat and metal. It has a little pointer that you can place on the letter you want.

I am so retro.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/07/2006 06:44 PM

Ten, count em TEN Coca-Cola cans. And a half gallon of Canadian Club whiskey.

rainmaker 0 7
04/07/2006 07:28 PM

view from front:...four thick programming manuals stacked on each other that block my boss's line of sight



view from back: the bagel my boss has been ordering for the past three days but has never found in the bag.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/07/2006 07:30 PM

Yeah Uhm....No. ^^ You=Wierd.

rainmaker 0 7
04/07/2006 07:31 PM

...a squirt bottle of real lemon to jolt me back into conscience if I'm nodding off.

lupience, My sisters name is Bunny. 26,981 11
04/07/2006 07:34 PM

A civil war slug. Or the deer skull with antlers . Or the stapler.

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
04/07/2006 07:38 PM

Now that I'm at home the strangest thing is the picture of my deceased uncle-in-law in his vestements. Sometimes he looks at me funny when I whack off to pics of 'Amatuer Swallows', 'Corn Cob Dildo' and such, making me feel guilty.

trojandoll is hidden in the yard and getting melty 3,467 8
04/07/2006 07:39 PM

A tub of the pink stuff that you put on your fingers when paging through a long document to keep the pages from sticking together.

Hold me closer Tony Danza 173,958 15
04/07/2006 08:51 PM

On the desk? Nothing strange there.



But you should see what's on my table top.

Hold me closer Tony Danza 173,958 15
04/07/2006 08:52 PM

I know somebody's going to post eventually, so I'll say it before they can.



"A donkey?"

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
04/07/2006 09:03 PM

I was going to guess "a man without a body?", actually.

Nub 1,064 13
04/07/2006 09:15 PM

A world war II japanese mine recovered in 1950 near Tokyo.

Elf the dog cop 256 7
04/07/2006 10:42 PM

A stuffed skunk with a rabies tag around it's neck and a hamster dressed as Godzilla that plays a horrible remake of "Godzilla" except changes the name to "HAM-zilla." God help me....

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/07/2006 10:47 PM

A black rhinestone tiara, a bottle of lighter fluid, the CD of my nudie pics, and a box of crayons.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/07/2006 11:17 PM

An autographed picture of Edward Norton and an expired pregnancy test.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/08/2006 12:42 AM

the CD of my nudie pics



Um... exqueezeme?

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/08/2006 12:55 AM

I had them one-hour photoed at Eckerd and put on a CD. I don't think I can go back to that Eckerd.

jaggeh 860 8
04/08/2006 08:42 AM

a sculpture i made out of stolen pens and blu-tac

newwave 45,912 10
04/08/2006 05:09 PM

A miniature bust of JFK.

Crackalonious 68,758 11
04/08/2006 06:23 PM

I would have to say the strangest thing on my desk is the little leprachaun running around throwing thumbtacks at me. Oh wait, I haven't had a drink in a few hours. Nevermind, he wasn't real.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/08/2006 06:37 PM

Well, I'm at home, and share a PC with the GF. Nothing really exciting... old mail, a Children's Hospital mug, stack of blank CD's, videos to sell on EBay (Grease, My Best Friend's Wedding, RHPS, Bar Girls, Lion King)...



Ooo! I found the UPS tracking receipt for Ollie's secret santa gift - I sent it 12/16/05, contents list is "Books [that's a lie - it was beer - I wanted to list something heavy], shirts, dog treats, cards." Declared value - $50. Shipping charge - $19.95.



Damn, GAB is Frost-ing expensive.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/08/2006 06:38 PM

I can tell you what the scariest thing on my work desk is - A photo of Chickens.



Scares me awake every morning!

Neep- I'm pretty sure Janeway likes chocolate. 35,066 15
04/08/2006 07:33 PM

A pair of jeans.

Fake colorful Easter basket Straw 98,000 37
04/09/2006 01:10 AM

Dear God, Newwave - what the hell is that thing to the right of JFK???

newwave 45,912 10
04/10/2006 12:32 AM

Used to be a CD-ROM drive, but now it's a blob of metal.

JajobaThe1st 308 8
04/10/2006 08:54 AM

I have been waiting three freaking years for this thread! The strangest thing on my desk is a small hospital bottle filled to the brim with my very own gall stones!



They could've been comfortably nestling on the actual organ but I stupidly declined to take it with me when I left.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/10/2006 08:56 AM

Ew, Jaj. Why not have your foreskin in an acrylic paperweight?

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/10/2006 09:02 AM

Ok, now I'm actually at work, there's nothing really strange here, either. (The picture of Chickes aside.) Regular office stuff, pictures, coffe cup, water bottle, dachshund figurine...



I do have a Massachusetts UFO driver's license?

JajobaThe1st 308 8
04/10/2006 09:10 AM

Or a pencil warmer...



The minute I grow a dick, that's exactly what I'm going to do!

Pubah 56,805 18
04/10/2006 03:39 PM

A bottle of sand I got from Ft Lauderdale

Chancalacka 171,275 14
04/10/2006 03:42 PM

A jar of tears collected from all the men I've slept with.

Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/10/2006 04:44 PM

oooh and another strange thing on my desk - one of those old school humongous address things. I forgot what its called - it's kinda like a rolodex but flat and metal. It has a little pointer that you can place on the letter you want.



So does anyone know what that thing is called?

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/10/2006 04:46 PM

Oh, you said you wanted TEARS??