Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:22 AM

Ever wondered what the mercedes emblem was for?

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:23 AM

A personal message to Phuc, Nuttbutter, and that nancyboy from Maine.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:24 AM

Round 2, same story.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:25 AM

Good kitty. Sit.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:26 AM

Brokeback Kennel.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:26 AM

Time to get off the bus.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:27 AM

Hat's a breeder.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:29 AM

For all you brits. God save the queen.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:30 AM

At least my dog only humps your leg.

Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/11/2006 09:30 AM

GGGAAHHHH! Chickens! Did you have a Super Duper Mocha latte with extra caffiene today?

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 57,521 23
04/11/2006 09:33 AM

A personal message to Phuc, Nuttbutter, and that nancyboy from Maine.



So from the original pro-war poster, to astute observations and back again.

Nub 1,064 13
04/11/2006 09:35 AM

Brrrr!

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 09:40 AM

that's it, I'm keeping the rest.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/11/2006 09:46 AM

HOLY Shakespeare. A kitten with cancer in chemo. I can't look at any more of these.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
04/11/2006 09:48 AM

STOP WITH THE KITTEN ABUSE!

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 10:12 AM

Tease the kitty.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/11/2006 10:34 AM

Doom Kitten

Start Your Morning Off With A Tall Cup Of Briham 38,843 10
04/11/2006 11:03 AM

Too...cute...can't...resist...

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 11:08 AM

I wonder if that dork knows ewoks aren't real?

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/11/2006 11:10 AM

Haha.

jaggeh 860 8
04/11/2006 11:11 AM

Too...cute...can't...resist...



Shame it wasnt www.babyanimalsinablender.com now thats humor!

Robin® 14,626 10
04/11/2006 01:08 PM

My new favorite

trojandoll is hidden in the yard and getting melty 3,467 8
04/11/2006 02:38 PM

In the cat theme.

Sage of Seattle (Insert apropos witicisim here) 36,465 8
04/11/2006 02:44 PM

In the cat theme.



Damn, that's some fine Poe!

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/11/2006 02:54 PM

Nice work Chickens.



Is it 11 consecutive posts that's considered flooding for orbs? Or is it 12?

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 03:21 PM

<action> shoves HC's wheelchair down a flight of stairs





oops

Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/11/2006 03:23 PM

Oh Chix, you're just grouchy because you're on the comedown.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 03:25 PM

<action>kudos to Chix for first bringing this site to my attention a couple of years ago</action>I <3 Chickens!

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 03:26 PM

Geography was never this fun when I was in school.



>O<

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 03:26 PM

*snort*



That's going on next years Valentines card.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 03:27 PM

Young Demo in love.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 03:27 PM

The sahara's not as dry as it has been.

HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/11/2006 03:30 PM

<action>watches Chickens take the express elevator to Funniest This Month.</action>Well done Chickenmeister! You're my new hero!!!

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 03:32 PM

Probably not much here when viewed out of context, but for a limited time only,

daisypie's photo album is open.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 03:35 PM

<action>speed-dials 2868 for HC...</action>

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 03:37 PM

Daisy, thanks for the memories.





Never masturbated to that back in the day. Nope. Thank you Spencer Gifts!

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 03:41 PM

<action> saves photo for future Photoshop fun.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/11/2006 03:42 PM

that one



dammit

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 03:52 PM

Jane?

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/11/2006 04:07 PM

Haha... It.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 08:58 PM

Somebody doesn't understand the concept of 'beating-off'...



>O<

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/11/2006 09:01 PM

You know, that would have been more complete with sound effects.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2006 09:28 PM

Gym class was never like this.





>*< -unless butt-crack is nsfw. I work at Home Depot...

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
04/11/2006 10:21 PM

I don't know why I have this in my bookmarks.

Sage of Seattle (Insert apropos witicisim here) 36,465 8
04/11/2006 10:22 PM

Yeah.... right.

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
04/11/2006 10:30 PM

Find chickens

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
04/11/2006 10:51 PM

Tragic, really.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/12/2006 11:10 AM

You know, Jilly is way under-rated.

Millie 116,988 28
04/12/2006 03:19 PM

Daisypie, where are the boob pictures you took of me?











































Hahahahaaa!

daisypie 49,378 9
04/12/2006 03:37 PM

Do you really want them to see?

Millie 116,988 28
04/12/2006 03:49 PM

Do you?

MilIie 286,539 61
04/12/2006 03:51 PM

Oh, what the hell. Show them.

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/12/2006 03:52 PM

At least it'd fall into the proper category...

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/12/2006 03:54 PM

Well, Boys, I am sorry. So much for that.





Yes, We were all indeed "That close".

Millie 116,988 28
04/12/2006 04:08 PM

<action>jumps to a typical female conclusion</action>

Hmm, first, D-pie implies that my boobs are so ugly I shouldn't want anyone to see them, and then Hat implies that they are so unattractive that a picture would be laughed at.



And you wonder why I hate men?

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/12/2006 04:09 PM

Because you don't show your tits in a carefree slut manner which men appreciate so much.



Thats why.

Millie 116,988 28
04/12/2006 04:11 PM

Many men have appreciated my boobs in the past. Just because I don't choose to post them for a bunch of Emersons here doesn't mean that I never show them, or I'm not slutty.









Wait--what?

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/12/2006 04:12 PM

Yesssss!!

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/12/2006 04:13 PM

I knew she was a slut like me. I KNEW IT!

Millie 116,988 28
04/12/2006 04:14 PM

I may be a slut, but I'm not a slut like you!



I don't really know what that means, actually.

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/12/2006 04:15 PM

Holy Shakespeare.



HA HA! Nice one Chickens.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/12/2006 04:18 PM

Ok, Millie. I see how you roll.

MilIie 286,539 61
04/12/2006 04:49 PM

My sluttishness knows no bounds. Where's my lobster-boy? Mama needs her button pushed.

Millie 116,988 28
04/12/2006 08:23 PM

Sorry Darrin; I couldn't resist that reply--I would have said it to anyone, if that makes you feel better.



Chickens, no one's going to believe that the real Millie would say something like "Mamma needs her button pushed." (Except maybe Hat, who doesn't know how to hover.)

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
04/12/2006 11:32 PM

Wow, I clicked everyone and didn't get Goatsed, tubgirl or lemon partied.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 12:28 AM

Fooled me, Chix!

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
04/13/2006 07:43 AM

That's because I was completely in character.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 11:53 AM

<action>back on topic, with Chickens' captions, too!</action>You know when you can just FEEL someone watching you?

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 11:54 AM

Ever wondered what the mercedes emblem was for?

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 11:56 AM

A personal message to Chickens, Lila, and that limericking bastard who works in Canada.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 11:57 AM

Round 2, same story.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 12:01 PM

That's it, I'm Bushed. Honey, can you grab me a bear while your up,

and where's that damned remote?



OK, one more since the anniversary is coming up...

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 12:12 PM

Oh, all right. I was saving either this one or this one to use for a 'Millie's tits' picture, but I just don't have the photoshop skills. ...or photoshop, even.



>*< most definately

daisypie 49,378 9
04/13/2006 12:17 PM

^^^I think I screwed up that up, most definately NSFW

CHICKENS LIVES! 286,539 61
04/13/2006 01:03 PM

GAH! That's not safe for life. Ugh. What droopers.

CHICKENS LIVES! 286,539 61
04/13/2006 01:04 PM

Wonder if she knows this chick?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 02:53 PM

Happy PhartSack

Amusing

4/12/2006 11:32 pm[3BGVzwi6PqHNkxAcR5S4mw]

Wow, I clicked everyone and didn't get Goatsed, tubgirl or lemon partied.



<confetti falls from the ceiling>



You said the secret word and won a NEW CAR!



sign here for the release of your likeness,



here for the the key to your new Bentley,



and here to get free gas for a year.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 02:56 PM

I'm sorry, I gave you the wrong key.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 03:03 PM

Try this one.



Vroom-vroom!



<smiling and nodding like the host of a Japanese game show>