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Oh. My. God. There are bigger dorks than GABbers
A comedy conversation by Ditdah 123,110 14
04/11/2006 08:18 PM 200 views

GF is watching the news, and I heard a spot about some tournament. I heard someone say, "By the end of the day, we will have found the Michael Jordan of our sport." What is the sport, you ask?





Here's the website of the group running the tournament.

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17 Comments on "

Oh. My. God. There are bigger dorks than GABbers

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(Funniest: Nub,Witness Protectionat'd,It's That Guy)


Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1445969
It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/11/2006 08:22 PM

Rock on.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1445971
Ditdah 123,110 14
04/11/2006 08:23 PM

<action>shows her 'paper' hand</action>PWNED!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1445972
It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/11/2006 08:24 PM

If this were extreme RPS, I'd have to go jump in the lava pool now.



D'oh.

 

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Bit Swordmaker 233 7
04/11/2006 08:28 PM

You know... that's just scary...

 

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Scorpion 4,080 9
04/11/2006 08:55 PM

I am a big fan of a little move called the Denouement. Or am I just telling you that to throw you off?

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1445988
Nub 1,064 13
04/11/2006 08:57 PM

Yeah, I play that.



I'm known as "Stabmaster 5", because at the end of a round, while my opponent's exhausted, and holding his worn, cramping hand, I pull out a pair of long fabric shears and stab my opponent in the chest. "Scissors, BITCH!", I usually yell, like they need another clue other than the steaming corpse.



I get the strangest looks.

 

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It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/11/2006 09:00 PM

Ah, Nub, thank you for not letting my day be a total waste.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1446016
Sage of Seattle (Insert apropos witicisim here) 36,465 8
04/11/2006 09:38 PM

Actually, I don't think it's too early to reveal that I'm working on a solitare version. It's called Rock, Paper, ImFrost-ingpathetickillmenow. And if anyone is interested, I'm ahead 342 to 0. First to 5,000 wins!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1446019
Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
04/11/2006 09:41 PM

TIGER CLAW!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1446161
jaggeh 860 8
04/12/2006 08:41 AM

they play the amature version

Extreme RPS

 

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Mrs.JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/12/2006 08:45 AM

"Oh. My. God. There are bigger dorks than GABbers"

First I'm told there's no Easter Bunny and now this??

What's next? Don't say Santa Claus. Please please tell me he exists.

 

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Piquantrax - Yeaster Bunny 8,691 9
04/12/2006 09:05 AM

What is no.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1446236
daisypie 49,378 9
04/12/2006 11:04 AM

"Oh. My. God. There are bigger dorks than GABbers"



Are you sure?

 

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Tree Hugger 50 7
04/13/2006 06:53 AM

"Oh. My. God. There are bigger dorks than GABbers"



Are you sure?




Dude, that's nothing. On ESPN2 they show the World "Magic: The Gathering" Tournament.

 

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Speshul Kake 55,555 14
04/13/2006 09:37 AM

Meh. I've seen bigger.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/13/2006 09:50 AM

they play the amature version...Extreme RPS



I've dated most of those.

 

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Max Planck 18,881 12
04/14/2006 12:41 PM

I was at a party earlier tonight and the host actually owned a copy of the RPS Strategy Guide in book form. I honestly didn't believe it when I saw one of the guys reading this, but I gave him a match of first to three anyway, and he beat me something shocking.



</still very drunk from that party>