turtle10 42,578 26
04/12/2006 12:16 PM

Draino and thumbtacks

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/12/2006 12:17 PM

Dumpster Scrapings.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/12/2006 12:18 PM

Human poop. Provide pictures.

Love Nub 1,064 13
04/12/2006 12:21 PM

I do that everyday at work anyway.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/12/2006 12:22 PM

A nice turd burger with a tall glass of oppossum urine to waShakespeare down.

Love Nub 1,064 13
04/12/2006 12:23 PM

Thjis is turning out to be quite the grocery store run.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/12/2006 12:28 PM

A whole stack of dry toast. And nothing to drink.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/12/2006 12:28 PM

Arby's. You know... if you're that hungry.

Fuchsia Babushka 91,274 10
04/12/2006 12:30 PM

Why don't you bend over and I'm sure someone will serve you some Cucumber and Cram cheese.

Chickens of the Sea 286,539 61
04/12/2006 12:32 PM

Cheap chinese, but you have to swear off the restroom for at least three hours afterwards.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
04/12/2006 12:36 PM

I heard that abortion clinics have some nice tomatoes you can make a salad out of.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
04/12/2006 12:40 PM

I would suggest the following:



Mounds and mounds of greasy, grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Concentrated birdie feet

French-fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood.



Follow that menu and you could be having fun. Just don't forget your spoon.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/12/2006 12:45 PM

Classy Spicey. Very classy indeed.

If I recall, isn't it "dirty little birdie feet" not "concentrated birdie feet"? I really can't remember.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/12/2006 12:46 PM

Yes, please make sure you get that one right because otherwise you're ruining the whole Frost-ing song.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
04/12/2006 12:48 PM

Yeah, but you get a better value with the concentrated ones.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
04/12/2006 12:50 PM

You know, I think all that stuff was on the menu when I had dim sum with Phuc.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
04/12/2006 12:54 PM

(I didn't bother to read any of this.)



Have a gazeebo. There yummy and full of wood and glass and good-for-your-tummy type things.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/12/2006 01:00 PM

<action>Holds Torch's head down underwater in a bathtub</action>

There there dear, it'll all be over soon.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/12/2006 01:19 PM

Eat some baking soda.



WaShakespeare down with vinegar.

Fuchsia Babushka 91,274 10
04/12/2006 01:21 PM

Bottle of Diet coke and a pack of Mentos!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/12/2006 01:22 PM

I'm disappointed Gab. I was sure someone would have suggested a steaming bowl of dick almost immediately.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/12/2006 01:23 PM

A urinal cake and some bleach

Scorpion 4,080 9
04/12/2006 01:25 PM

<action>Doesn't Read Thread</action>



Hows about a steaming bowl of dick?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/12/2006 01:25 PM

Thanks Scorpion!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/12/2006 01:26 PM

a bowl of underwear with skid marks

Scorpion 4,080 9
04/12/2006 01:28 PM

I do my best to please the ladies of Gab.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/12/2006 01:31 PM

Shot of vodka and a beer.



What are you, a Poe?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/12/2006 02:39 PM

<breaking out the big guns>



(I made a list)



__||\/|| E ||\|| U__



~btons et roches



~une couche-culotte d'adulte

(compltement)



~trois godets de fromage principal



~merde de chien



~une initialisation de cowboy



~un grand sac main sanglant



~batteries mortes



~mes deux fils



~biscuits de cire d'oreille

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
04/12/2006 03:22 PM

Omlette du fromage!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/12/2006 03:29 PM

Un pamplemousse!





(Probably spelled wrong.)

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
04/12/2006 05:11 PM

As stated in previous lines of jibberish... WOW! That CCC is one funny piece of she-ite!!!

Thud 68,497 19
04/12/2006 07:18 PM

Haggis.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/12/2006 07:46 PM

a nice warm glass of shut the hell up.

Bit Swordmaker 233 7
04/12/2006 07:51 PM

Get a guy to make you some Pale Ale.

UnderHaggis 101,398 77
04/12/2006 08:50 PM

<action>comes up for air</action>

Haggis.



Thanks for the suggestion!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 11:34 AM

dry wall

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/13/2006 11:36 AM

A nice filet mignon, cooked medium rare. Followed by a nice baked potato with sour cream. And then the chef specialty of...





POOP!

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
04/13/2006 11:51 AM

I am having Mexican food for lunch! Lots and lots of it because I didn't have dinner last night or breakfast this morning.



My legs are hollow!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 11:54 AM

For dessert, you could have



a failed marriage,

a rubber ball with dog teeth marks and drool,

plastic wrap,

part of a squirrel,

another light bulb,

a pair of skiis,

and a stack of copies of Yanni CD's.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
04/13/2006 11:59 AM

Crap.



I had dessert first.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 12:02 PM

oh, and Peter Coleridgeintail's acrylic legs.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 12:03 PM

Shaven, not spurred.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/13/2006 12:06 PM

Ya see, most of us around here just call her Trae.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 12:52 PM

First name, "Ash"?

Trixxie, Silly Fagot, Dicks are for Chicks. 65,026 15
04/13/2006 12:55 PM

A large grade A USDA prime tube steak with Cream of Sumyumguy sauce.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 01:01 PM

A small bowl of freezing dick.

Pubah 56,805 18
04/13/2006 01:03 PM

Rats, you stole my thunder.



I was going to suggest a bowl of hair washed down with a flask of STFU.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 01:05 PM

Leonard Nimoy's inner ear.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 01:06 PM

Pubah, no... That's what I'm having for lunch.

Trixxie, Silly Fagot, Dicks are for Chicks. 65,026 15
04/13/2006 01:08 PM

How about a yogurt taco

Pubah 56,805 18
04/13/2006 01:09 PM

Gay Necrophilia...



...I'm speechless

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 01:24 PM

I've got it.



An egg salad sandwich left out in the sun.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 01:30 PM

An apple pie that's been used to clean a bed pan.

Mrs. JM and her basket of goodies 24,693 8
04/13/2006 01:35 PM

Pop Rocks and Coke.

Special Kakester 55,555 14
04/13/2006 01:37 PM

A big, black Coleridge.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 01:39 PM

Steve Martin

Chit 178,781 15
04/13/2006 01:47 PM

Dude, go for the Hot Pocket.











Good excuse to leave work early too.

Chance 171,275 14
04/13/2006 01:48 PM

Kake, were suggesting what he should have, not what youre having.





I suggest a fried spam sammich.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 01:51 PM

IPECAC.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 02:00 PM

Robin William's hairy chest

Chit 178,781 15
04/13/2006 02:06 PM

Or go for the Astronaut's lunch.







Peanut Butter Space Food Sticks and Tang.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 02:29 PM

You go out at night eating cars

You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too

Mercurys and Subaru

And you don't stop

You keep on eating cars

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 02:31 PM

Strom Thurmond's white thighs

deedee 69 7
04/15/2006 02:48 AM

um, here is a list of things you can do with food.



Put rasins/saltana's up your nose (they will expand)



Pour milk up your nose.



You could eat the toilet paper.



Or try munching on that decrotive plastic fruit.



And if you want to be creative, eat your own snot and season it with your pubic hair.

lupience- hider of small chocolate eggs since 1983 26,981 11
04/15/2006 02:51 AM

Eat Shakespeare.

deedee 69 7
04/15/2006 02:57 AM

You could try eating glue.... not sure how it tastes though...