UnderEgg 72,545 13
04/13/2006 04:04 PM

When I was taken down to the station, I was placed in a cell that had a video feed that showed me Frat. He was sitting by himself in a small room. Nothing was happening, he was just sitting there.



I proceeded to do the same thing, until BIG showed up. He was acting very smug, yet apologetic at the same time. "I'm sorry, but it had to be done."



I called him a bastard again, and he asked me what it was that I saw in Frat, that I would degrade myself by marrying him and doing such horrible things like blowing up subways. He also told me that they had arrested Daisypie, and that it didn't make sense that Daisypie was even involved, since we didn't even share the same political viewpoints. "But it doesn't matter, Daisypie is screwed. Or about to be...with a name like Daisy, he want last long in prison."



I started crying, and then BIG told me that I had a choice. I could either give him a blow job, and he would make sure that Frat and I shared a cell, or if I didn't give him a BJ, then I'd be placed in with the general male prison population. I kept crying, and refused to give him head.



That's when I woke up. I was seriously stressed out and my stomach hurt - in fact, it still does.

Chit 163,426 10
04/13/2006 04:33 PM

Don't tell me.





Frat did it for the 72 kittys they promised him, right ?

Hosteen Chickens 237,483 14
04/13/2006 04:37 PM

I'LL KILL HIM!





Thank God I watched Matrix 20 times. My ninja skills really saved me this time. Woah.

Hosteen Chickens 237,483 14
04/13/2006 04:38 PM

Um, what, or who, was I doing while you two were starting to get busy?

Spicey McHaggis 102,660 13
04/13/2006 04:39 PM

I was naked and holding on to BIG's penis.



I'm not mad; just disturbed that I'm aroused by the mental picture you've put in my head.

Chit 163,426 10
04/13/2006 04:47 PM

Chickens did a front somersault and launched himself through the window. He landed on the sidewalk outside and took off running.







Definitely living up to his name.





Then again,



He who fights and runs away,

Lives to fight another day.

UnderEgg 72,545 13
04/13/2006 04:53 PM

The best part was that Chickens was totally naked when he shattered the window and raced off. I thought that was pretty cool.



Also, Chix - you are one sexy guy. I'm sorry if I was ever rude to you in IM. If you ever want to make out, just let me know, ok?

Peter Cockintail 156,239 10
04/13/2006 05:42 PM

Oh hell no.

Cry Havoc and Unleash the Corn Chips of War! 51,671 10
04/13/2006 05:45 PM

I've become blase about goatse, tubgirl and whatever other horrors the internet can through at me but, even after 3 years, Gab Fanfic still makes me want to scrub my eyes with bleach.

Dogs Akimbo 157,926 11
04/13/2006 07:00 PM

Dude, put a montage in there and I'm sure we can get you a three-picture deal out of it.

Peter Cockintail 156,239 10
04/13/2006 07:08 PM

Woof.

CHICKENS LIVES! 237,483 14
04/13/2006 07:17 PM

<action> Inserts dream ballet sequience.

CHICKENS LIVES! 237,483 14
04/13/2006 07:18 PM

with kilts

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,715 10
04/13/2006 08:03 PM

Lay off the anchovy pizza before bed, Undies.

daisypie 49,249 7
04/13/2006 08:04 PM

It's great to make a list and all, but I think I would up with the short

end of the *ahem* stick on this one...

Pubah 47,430 11
04/13/2006 09:18 PM

-After stumbling into the GabTats page-



Trae will be the centerpiece of MY dreams for some time to come.



Airbrushing is a MUTHAFrostAH!

Pubah 47,430 11
04/13/2006 09:47 PM

I dreamed I ran into Roofie at a party. So shocked to actually MEET a Gabber, she took me home and posted my tits (chest) to wee if anyone could guess who I am.



Really...I dreamed that.

Fratberry 217,837 12
04/13/2006 09:49 PM

I had the exact same dream.

Pubah 47,430 11
04/13/2006 09:53 PM

UberEgg or Pubah?



either way, Frat, I'm scared.

CHICKENS LIVES! 237,483 14
04/13/2006 09:56 PM

to wee if anyone could guess who I am.



Wait, she peed on your chest?

Pubah 47,430 11
04/13/2006 09:59 PM

...See...



Wee would have resulted in another fine mess to clean up in the morining.



No, we didn't have sex. The cop...uh...Police Officer woke me up and told me to 'move along' before it got that good.

Millie 106,732 10
04/14/2006 08:59 AM

It's great to make a list and all, but I think I would up with the short

end of the *ahem* stick on this one...



What are you complaining about--in the dream BIG said you would soon be having sex in prison.



That's more action than Chickens got--even though he was naked. All poor Frat did was sit in a room.