It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 11:57 AM

Awesome: Parking your bike in front of your dorm room so you can run inside really quick.

Awesomer: Finding your bike on the roof of the Student Union Building the next morning.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/13/2006 12:00 PM

Awesome: Walking down the street.

Awesomer: Finding a bike to put on the roof of the student union building.

Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
04/13/2006 12:03 PM

Awesome: Checking your bank account and finding that you're not overdrawn.



Awesomer: Checking your bank account and finding out your paycheck was more then you expected!

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/13/2006 12:05 PM

Awesome: Tossing something small out of your vehicle while moving, only for it to land in a passing vehicles open window.



Awesomer: It was a loogie.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 12:06 PM

Awesome: Finding out when Beater's next hot date is.

Awesomer: Dumping a cup of water on his bed, strewing his bedroom with empty pizza boxes and dirty socks, and replacing his wardrobe with women's clothing.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/13/2006 12:08 PM

Awesome: Starting a thread where people follow a format.

Awesomer: Having people actually follow that format.

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/13/2006 12:08 PM

Awesome: Finding a chick

Awesomer: Finding a chick that doesn't mind that I piss the bed and leave my pizza boxes everywhere.



</score>

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 12:09 PM

Awesome: Razzing on Beater.

Awesomer: Noting that Beater didn't rebuff the slam on his crossdressing.

Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs 44,452 11
04/13/2006 12:09 PM

Awesome: Reading posts by anyone other than Captain Dan

Awesomer: Reading a "Paint-Drying" blog

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/13/2006 12:11 PM

Awesome: Me.

Awesomer Everyone else.

Chance 171,275 14
04/13/2006 12:17 PM

Awesome: Paper

Awesomer: Liquid paper

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
04/13/2006 12:18 PM

Awesome: spending time on ZUG, lurking through old articles and new posts, and eventually becoming aquainted with ZUG's "style of comedy."

Awesomer: realizing ZUG's "style of comedy" is dead baby jokes and newb bashing!

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/13/2006 12:20 PM

Awesome: Aborted Feti

Awesomer: for dinner.

Kittuns 44,835 9
04/13/2006 12:21 PM

Awesome: Bashing a n00b with a dead baby.



Awesomer: The n00b is Blueberry Pan-cake.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 12:26 PM

Awesome: Making plans to buy boxers during your lunch break...

Awesomer: ...because you just heard the sound of ripping fabric.

Pubah 56,805 18
04/13/2006 12:26 PM

Awesom: Turning the key on your newly paid off car.



Awesomer: It STARTS!

beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
04/13/2006 12:29 PM

Awesome: Driving home from girlfriends house after getting laid twice.

Awesomer: Swerving to avoid a deer and wrecking your car on a guardrail, deploying both airbags, and burning your face.



</I swear, it's true>

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/13/2006 12:46 PM

</I swear, it's true>



5 Minutes of feamle pity leads to 4 weeks of insurance claims.





Shame.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/13/2006 12:49 PM

Awesome: Everyone on GAB keeping the style of a thread going.

Awesomer: Hat Frost-ing it up.

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/13/2006 12:51 PM

Awesome: Being Hat.

Awesomer: Being Hat, Calling some n00b out on his need to express the truth in his statement, making it much more succeptible to being a straight up lie.

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/13/2006 12:52 PM

I swear! That's the truth!

CHICKENS LIVES! 286,539 61
04/13/2006 12:59 PM

Awesome: Driving home from girlfriend's house after getting laid twice.

Awesomer: Driving home to your girlfriend's house after getting laid twice.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 04:22 PM

Awesome: stepping in a full baby diaper on your way home from work while wearing your brand new running shoes with deep treads.



Awesomer: slogging through a fresh pile of smelly dog Shakespeare on your way through your yard to hose it off.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 04:24 PM

/score

HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
04/13/2006 04:39 PM

Awesome: An 8 year old girl rescues a poor shivering baby bunny, it's mother was killed.

Awesomer: She put it in the microwave to warm it up.

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/13/2006 04:44 PM

Awesome: Pram being retarded enough to actually step in a fully loaded diaper (I know diapers probably blend in to the rest of the rubbish lying around your trailer park).

Awesomer: Pram following Hat's lead in neglecting to keep it all in thread style.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/13/2006 04:46 PM

Awesome: Some girl you had the biggest crush on in High School wants to come over and drink beer.

Awesomer: Making her buy the beer!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 04:52 PM

Awesome:Following the thread style to a T, while ironically being accused of doing what Hat did.



Awesomer: Buying Cadbury some Frost-ing glasses with a prescription that's newer than what they had in1985 so that he/she/both can see that, too.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 04:54 PM

Awesome: /score

Awesomer: Cadbury's point.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 05:00 PM

Awesome: Cadbury's point being valid.



Awesomer: Cadbury's point making sense, rather than being hypocritical and unfounded.



/swish!

Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
04/13/2006 05:09 PM

Awesome: ITG making my point for me.

Awesomer: Pram grasping an understanding of more complex English linguistics...oh wait.

Hat and his merry band of O Rly owls. 91,274 10
04/13/2006 05:16 PM

Y'know, Taco, By mentioning Me and what "I did" in this thread, You're defeating the purpose of the thread too.



In fact, This whole post here can't EVEN be made relevant if I include this...



Awesome: Dead babies.

Awesomer: The Next day's goulash.



Why?

Because I've already tainted the post with off-topic bullShakespeare relating to users and/or other useless bullShakespeare.



So if you want to out yourself from reciprocal blame, Don't do it in the first place.

UnderEgg 101,398 77
04/13/2006 05:22 PM

Awesome: Rock

Awesomer: Paper

Awesomest: Scissors

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 05:23 PM

Awesome: BobJohnson.

Awesomer:

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/13/2006 05:55 PM

Awesome: Everyone thinking "awesomer" is a word.



More awesome: How many posts this thread dragged on before someone finally pointed this out!

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
04/13/2006 06:03 PM

Awesome: Pedantic Emersons like Pram that like to point out mistakes and judge.

Awesomer: Irony.

Scorpion 4,080 9
04/13/2006 06:07 PM

Awesome: Someone making a terrible joke about Irony



Awesomer: Puppies.

Stone Canadian Bikini 62,262 18
04/13/2006 06:10 PM

Awesome: A lifetime supply of pudding.

Awesomer: Using the lifetime supply of pudding for wrestling.

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
04/13/2006 06:13 PM

Awesome: Puppies

Awesomer: Someone recognizing the awesome in my terrible Irony joke.

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 06:15 PM

Awesome: Using the lifetime supply of pudding for wrestling.

Awesomer: SCB being a contender. Me selling tickets for the show.

Stone Canadian Bikini 62,262 18
04/13/2006 06:17 PM

Awesome: Getting to be part of a pudding wrestling match.

Awesomer: ITG splitting the profits with me. Say, 50/50?

It's That Guy 1,893 7
04/13/2006 06:20 PM

Awesome: Me splitting the cash with SCB.

Awesomer: Me buying all the tickets. Great, now I owe you my heart AND a couple grand.

Stone Canadian Bikini 62,262 18
04/13/2006 06:20 PM

Awesome.

HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
04/13/2006 06:33 PM

Awesome: Darrin's panties.

Awesomer: Darrin's panties on my floor.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/13/2006 06:51 PM

Awesome: Wearing fresh clean panties.

Awesomer: Taking a big dump in my panties and leaving them on HC's floor.

HRH BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/13/2006 07:14 PM

Awesome: 3000 feet of piping with a 6 foot diameter and enough water-pressure to kill a buffalo 5 kilometers away.

Awesomer: My penis.

Chit 178,781 15
04/13/2006 07:14 PM

Awesome: Locking up your bike only to realize that you ran through patch of worms on the wet pavement and they are all stuck in your tires and spatter'd up your back.



Awesomer: Unlocking your bike and reversing through the same patch of worms with your mouth open and skipping waffle day.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
04/13/2006 07:37 PM

Awesome: Finding a cool site like Zug.





Awesomer:Getting "Orbed" by total strangers!

HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
04/13/2006 07:56 PM

Awesome: Semen

Awesomer: Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/13/2006 07:59 PM

Awesome: Hot dogs

Awesomer: Hot dogs with that fake cheese injected in the middle

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
04/13/2006 09:37 PM

Awesome: High quality porn pics that don't pixelize when zoomed in to 'lifesize'.

Awesomer: Finding out I can still hit the monitor from 3.5 feet away.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/13/2006 10:16 PM

Awesome: Reading GAB.



Awesomer: Stopping reading GAB right before that last post.

SquidBoy Killed the Easter Bunny 19,912 12
04/13/2006 11:18 PM

Awesome: Kittuns.

Awesomer: The idea of something being "spatter'd" up her back.

Mofo the Merciful 10,950 10
04/13/2006 11:21 PM

Awesome: AIM with a stranger

Awesomer: it ISN'T a serial stalker, or kill, but Kittuns

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
04/13/2006 11:28 PM

Awesome: Mofo

Awesomer: Anything else

Mofo the Merciful 10,950 10
04/13/2006 11:32 PM

Awesome: Other people talking about you on GAB

Awesomer: It not being a slam... wonder what that would be like?

Witness Protectionat'd 131,068 34
04/13/2006 11:40 PM

Awesome: You started it.

Awesomer: You started it + 1.

Chris Gorke 41,132 13
04/13/2006 11:56 PM

Awesome: The movie Jarhead

Awesomer: Admitting that I'm not sure why I'm sobbing at the moment other than the depth of the statement, "All wars are different. All wars are the same." at the end of the movie.



A Poe is me!

Can o' Slick 564 8
04/14/2006 12:43 AM

Awesome: Not being able to tell a faked orgasm from a real one.

Awesomer: Developing a way to fake male orgasms. (Moan heavily into her ear and sprinkle warm yogurt over her back)

Awesomest: Having already eaten your yogurt.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/14/2006 07:45 AM

Awesome: When you feel the need to explain jokes to people.

Awesomer: When people can get your jokes without having to explain it to them.

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
04/14/2006 08:05 AM

Awsome: things that really aren't.

Awesomer: things that are better than the first response but are still less awesome than Richard Simmons' pubic hair.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/14/2006 09:01 AM

Awesome: Posting in this thread.



Awesomer: Reusing the same post over and over.

CHICKENS LIVES! 286,539 61
04/14/2006 09:14 AM

Awesome: Jesus giving his life for our sins.

Awesomer: The badass shaking it off three days later.

Awesomest:Me using a pagan holiday to shove my beliefs down your throat.

Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
04/14/2006 09:16 AM

As long as it's not your right-wing, crazy penis.

Bonky 75,733 15
04/14/2006 09:29 AM

Awesome: Toys-R-Us gift cards

Awesomer: Cutting rabbits

Bonky 75,733 15
04/14/2006 09:32 AM

Awesome: What's for lunch?

Awesomer: Next.

Awesomest: Chicken necks?

Bonky 75,733 15
04/14/2006 10:07 AM

Awesome: Finding money in the couch cushions



Awesomer: The severed finger are still holding the pennies.

Bonky 75,733 15
04/14/2006 10:08 AM

Awesome: The incredible world of dick.



Awesomer: I am not going to stop posting these!

CHICKENS LIVES! 286,539 61
04/14/2006 10:19 AM

awesome: bonky's bowl of dick

awesomer: my awesome right wing dick

Love Nub 1,064 13
04/14/2006 10:33 AM

Awesome: My God

Awesomer: My God with a Beard

Significantly less awesome: Your God

Way less awesomer than even that: Fat chicks

Love Nub 1,064 13
04/14/2006 10:42 AM

Awesome: Snark

Awesomer: Non sequitur snark.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/14/2006 10:49 AM

Awesome: Snork



Awesomer: An original moniker.

Bonky 75,733 15
04/14/2006 11:09 AM

Awesome: Yo momma so fat



Awesomer: Bitch, git yer fat ass out thah way.

CHICKENS LIVES! 286,539 61
04/14/2006 11:25 AM

Awesome: drugs

Awesomer: bonky's drugs

Max Planck 18,881 12
04/14/2006 12:34 PM

Awesome: BobJohnson

Awesomer:

Live Chickens in your pants 286,539 61
04/14/2006 12:37 PM

You think the second time around that one's gonna be funnier?

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/14/2006 12:38 PM

<action>third times a charm</action>



Awesome: BobJohnson

Awesomer:

The Orginal Snork 45,655 12
04/14/2006 12:39 PM

Awesome: BobJohnson

Awesomer:

The Orginal Snork 45,655 12
04/14/2006 12:40 PM

Awesome: Having the same idea, and posting the same thing, as Darrin.

Awesomer: Doing it slower.

Awesomest: Opposite day.

Max Planck 18,881 12
04/14/2006 12:44 PM

<action>is very drunk and still can't find where it was said the first time.</action>

CG-Version 2.0.06 86,932 12
04/14/2006 12:49 PM

Awesome: BobJohnson

Awesomer:



I figured I'd make it FIVE!

The Orginal Snork 45,655 12
04/14/2006 12:49 PM

Gee, I sure wish we had a search function built into the browser.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/14/2006 12:50 PM

It's That Guy

4/13/2006 5:23



Awesome: BobJohnson.

Awesomer:





Day late. Buck short. Nice try though.

Max Planck 18,881 12
04/14/2006 12:50 PM

Found it.



Watch as I now retreat back into my hole.

Darrin dyed with Paas 21,346 0
04/14/2006 12:51 PM

Awesome: Chris Garrett making me think of that delicious juice beverage FIVE ALIVE

Awesomer: Thinking of Chris Garrett drinking FIVE ALIVE by doing body shots off me.

Love Nub 1,064 13
04/14/2006 12:51 PM

Awesome: idiots

Awesomer: idiot funerals

Max Planck 18,881 12
04/14/2006 12:53 PM

<action>is currently using a Mac, and honestly did not realise that they also had a search function.</action>Found it.



Again, retreating.

MattFu 282 7
07/20/2006 01:34 AM

Awesome:Getting a Shakespeare Happens Bumper sticker



Awesomer:Have Shakespeare Happen to your brand new car



Awesomest:It still runs!!!

MIdgets 96,092 48
07/20/2006 06:01 AM

er

Tweak, same as yesterday 18,881 12
07/20/2006 06:43 AM

Awesome: A retard who's on fire.

Awesomer: Not being the only one laughing.

Pramlewd to a kiss 80,728 42
07/20/2006 10:10 AM

Awesome: Bumped threads

Awesomer: Abe Vigoda's new company, Page Not Found, INC.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 10:12 AM

Awesome: Friday morning 8:00 am

Awesomer: Sunday 11:00 am

Tweak, same as yesterday 18,881 12
07/20/2006 11:07 AM

Awesome: Waking up at 10am on a tuesday and choosing to sleep in a bit more.

Somewhat less awesome: Waking up later to discover that the sun's gone down.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 01:58 PM

Awesome: Friday morning 8:00 am

Awesomer: Sunday 11:00 am



Awesomest: Sunday 1:10 pm

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 02:14 PM

Awesome: Being fellated by Kittuns

Awesomer: Being fellated by Kittuns after getting her tickets to a baseball game.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2006 02:18 PM

Check your gmail.

Kittuns in a tube 44,835 9
07/20/2006 02:23 PM

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BIG!!!! YOU ARE SO AWEOME DSOFNO)FWEHFWH)#*H)H!~#)(!Y!)@$Y*#!~~~@!

Pubah 56,805 18
07/20/2006 02:27 PM

<action>Is that all it takes</action>



Hello Kittuns,

What's your favorite team? I can teach you how to sneak into any stadium in the country. That's as good as free tickets, isn't it?



Give a hungry man a fish and you feed him for a day,

But teach a SheGabber to sneak into ballgames and you get great sex for life!

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/17/2006 01:30 PM

Awesome: Me

Awesomer: Me and Chance at Gablanta

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
08/17/2006 01:41 PM

Awesome: Finding out you don't have AIDS

Awesomer: Frost-ing the dirtiest skank you can find to celebrate

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/18/2006 03:35 PM

Awesome: Digging the biggest wad of wax ever out of your ear with your finger.



Awesomer: Sticking that finger in your girlfriend's mouth when she tries to kiss you while you're mad at her.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/18/2006 10:41 PM

Awesome: Driving a 1996 Honda with unnoticed trunk and rear end damage and a brand new brake job.



Awesomer: Being tailgated by an intoxicated businessman in a 2006 Bentley.





Awesomest: Profit!

Robin® 14,626 10
08/18/2006 11:51 PM

Awesome Suicideranger making fun of Camwhores on another site by imitating them.



Awesomer Having photographs of SR in drag.

Millie 116,988 28
08/20/2006 01:38 AM

Damn--I'll never learn not to click links!



Hi, Robin!

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/20/2006 01:54 AM

Robin, not only was that mean to Suicide Ranger, but it was mean to the rest of us.

Succubus 3,359 10
08/20/2006 02:05 PM

Awesome: Links were clearly labeled for what the pictures were.

Awesomer: Pictures were still worse than I'd imagined.

ThirstyMcSurly, with a lisp 4,444 12
08/20/2006 02:13 PM

awesome:robbing a store

awesomer:robbing a liquor store

jeeni 47,787 51
09/06/2006 07:37 PM

Somewhat Less Than Awesome: Getting a bad link from a thread you've been following.

Awesome: Finding out the error page on Zug is funny!

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
09/06/2006 08:28 PM

Awesome:Finding out that someone else is seeing the goddamn SLQ and Abe Vigoda pages all the time again too.

Awesomer:Finding it out in a thread that's in my top 5.