Peter Cockintail 156,790 17
04/20/2006 07:57 PM

Coincidence that she's republican?



I think not.

Hosteen Chickens 286,539 61
04/20/2006 09:33 PM

Shut up, bloody cooch.

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/20/2006 09:35 PM

Meh.



You're just mad cause you missed out on another kid for your collection.

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/21/2006 08:24 AM

So, when did this "thing" happen? Shortly after this thread I'm guessing??

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
04/21/2006 08:50 AM

"i think you're an. ..."



"an" what? I want to know what it said. The only dirty word I can think of that starts with a vowel is ass. Emerson? Assface? Assmunch? The possibilities are endless.

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
04/21/2006 10:01 AM

Jilly: You are a moron.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/21/2006 10:10 AM

That's obviously a mistake. A republican would say something like, "While I appreciate your interest in the political process, I don't think that your sentiments are in line with the majority of the American people. Freedom, liberty, family, 9/11."

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/21/2006 10:21 AM

"...and I think you're a communist Emerson."

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/21/2006 10:23 AM

Communist Emersons are red and revolting.

The Lloyd has risen! 48,662 14
04/21/2006 10:24 AM

Kind of like those monkeys at the zoo.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
04/21/2006 11:32 AM

Mrs. Emerson



"i think you're an. ..."



"an" what? I want to know what it said. The only dirty word I can think of that starts with a vowel is ass. Emerson? Assface? Assmunch? The possibilities are endless.



YEAH, because "assmunch" has seven letters...





















no, wait.

Sage of Seattle (New! Improved! Ok, not really) 36,465 8
04/21/2006 11:43 AM

Emerson says she can't explain how the offensive language made it into the letter, which otherwise reads like a typical response to a citizen's question.



"There is no excuse for this inappropriate letter having been sent, and every apology has been made to the assmunch who received it," Emerson said.



"We cannot determine whether the addition to the letter was made by some jerkoff within the office or by someone with his head up his ass, but it is on my letterhead and the responsibility for it lies with me. A valuable lesson has been learned and new procedures will be adopted as a result."



Frostnuts Jeff Connor said the measures include locking down all computer workstations when they are not being used, increasing the editing of outgoing mail and reviewing policies on who has access to the office.



"No one has been disciplined at this time because we are not yet able to identify the dickwad responsible," Connor said.



The man who received the letter, Bill Jones, of Upyerass, Mo., declined to comment when reached by phone at his home Wednesday. Actually, he said, "Piss off and die, fags!"



A copy of the letter had made its way to the Missouri Democratic Party, which faxed it to the AP. The pricks.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/22/2006 12:39 AM

"We cannot determine whether the addition to the letter was made by some jerkoff within the office or by someone with his head up his ass



If this statement was made about my company, there'd only be 3 people who wouldn't fit either category.



And I'm two of them.

larkknot 3,359 10
04/22/2006 12:51 AM

Dogs, unlike many GABbers, you don't weigh enough to be two people.



And before everyone else does it, let me slam my own weight first - I don't weigh enough for one person.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/22/2006 12:53 AM

I could help put some weight on you Really?