My daughter molested me
A comedy conversation
by Gorcarella Reggikato  41,132  13
04/22/2006 07:23 AM 267 views
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Some words when spoken can't be taken back.
My daughter and I were wrestling around last night, despite it being well after her bedtime. She hates pigs (but likes Charlotte's Web movies?) so I was snorting and squealing and chasing her around. Then I was Scar and she was Simba as a pair of lions duked it out.
And things got ugly. In the midst of power slamming her on the bed, her hand brushed my inner thigh.
"I TOUCHED YOUR WEINER!"
"No you didn't. And don't call it that."
"I DID!"
"It's called a penis. You didn't touch it."
"I BET IT COULD FIT ON A HOTDOG BUN! WEINER, WEINER, WEINER!"
"It's a penis. Cut it out."
"I'LL CALL IT A PEANUT!"
"No, its a penis, dear."
"PEANUT, PEANUT, PEANUT!"
My wife was no help. I heard the bitch gasping for air between chortles in the living room.
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Hilarious
21 votes
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Hilarious
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Jaggy 11,895  13
04/22/2006 07:34 AM
In the midst of power slamming her on the bed,
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Hilarious
4 votes
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SquidBoy 19,912 12
04/22/2006 07:44 AM
Yeah, we really don't wanna hear about you and your daughter's sexual escapades.
Well.. Ollie might, but that's probably it.
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Funny
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lupience is a REAL mother 26,981 11
04/22/2006 08:10 AM
Lila- what are you doing today?
Want to go bowling and get our nails done?
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Funny
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Zombie Jesus' Nub 1,064 13
04/22/2006 08:55 AM
"It's a penis. Cut it out."
What kind of Bobbittland Jonestown are you running over there?
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Funny
7 votes
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The Orginal Snork 45,655 12
04/22/2006 10:59 AM
A good parent would have turned this into a lesson about consequences.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Mrs. JM 24,693 8
04/22/2006 11:42 AM
Spring Lila - Still Gettin' Hitched TODAY!!
I don't like you and all, Lila - but QUIT GABBING AND GO GET MARRIED!!!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Gorcarella Reggikato 41,132 13
04/22/2006 11:44 AM
The thread for that is over thatta way --->
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Millie 116,988 28
04/23/2006 12:23 AM
Peanut. Ha.
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caluroso_chica 0 7
04/23/2006 12:28 AM
"i bet it could fit into a hot dog bun"??
and then it's the size of a peanut?
isn't there a difference between a 'wenie' as in the hot dog kind, and a peanut?
did it like shrink or somethin when you guys started talkin bout it?
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