Zolton Doesn't Live Here Anymore 88,200 34
04/22/2006 03:12 PM

Psychological examinations showed he had "poor judgment and insight."



Not to mention "aim".

ixos 852 9
04/22/2006 03:17 PM

Surgeons were able to remove the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill



Glad to see modern medicine has come so far.

Manly Man 220 8
04/22/2006 03:23 PM

Glad to see modern medicine has come so far.



Well yeah, 100 years ago they would have just just jammed them in further and said he was better off that way and he's now cured of all personality disorders, like homosexuality and the need to question authority.

Sage of Seattle (New! Improved! Ok, not really) 36,465 8
04/22/2006 03:23 PM

<action>sets skilsaw down on lap for a moment</action>Sheesh! What a tard!

Zolton Doesn't Live Here Anymore 88,200 34
04/22/2006 03:34 PM

Maybe he was just getting a head start on his Halloween costume.



That Shakespeare don't come together in an afternoon, yo.

Chit 178,781 15
04/22/2006 03:49 PM

Oh god, you said X-Ray ?





My bad, I thought you wanted MRI's done on this guy...it's a Frostin mess in there now.

Chit 178,781 15
04/24/2006 01:16 PM

I work in Hillsboro







Construction ?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/24/2006 01:30 PM

See, his problem was he wasn't hammered enough.

Codename: Phlamingo 131,068 34
04/24/2006 01:37 PM

The wierdest thing just happened. After I read that joke, a migrant drummer knocked on my door, took ten minutes to set up his drum set and performed a BADUMCHHHHHH for me.



So wierd.

Pram Maven can clickie now 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Son of a bitch!



I work in Hillsboro, and I was SO going to post that link.



May your mother gum cold grits in hell!