Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/24/2006 11:15 PM

Dogs don't play that.

pendy 987 8
04/24/2006 11:16 PM

No.

Codename: Phlamingo 131,068 34
04/24/2006 11:19 PM

Fo shizzle, my Vlizzle?

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/24/2006 11:22 PM

A better totally new concept is racial tolerance.



P.S. I'm not even joking around.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
04/24/2006 11:26 PM

Comedy Site

+

P.S. I'm not even joking around.

=

You suck at this game.

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/24/2006 11:31 PM

Comedy Site

+

P.S. I'm not even joking around.

=

Probably actually joking around.

pendy 987 8
04/24/2006 11:35 PM

<italic>Probably Actually</italic>



Yeah, that makes since.







Choose one dammit!

pendy 987 8
04/24/2006 11:36 PM

Probably Actually



Yeah, that makes since.







Choose one dammit!

pendy 987 8
04/24/2006 11:36 PM

Yes, I suck that much.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
04/24/2006 11:36 PM

Good.. admitting it is the first step.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/24/2006 11:37 PM

Yeah, that makes since



Since when?

pendy 987 8
04/24/2006 11:39 PM

<action>sincerely hopes Queen is employing the same rhetorical device she referenced</action>

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/24/2006 11:44 PM

Comedy Site

+

P.S. I'm not even joking around.

=

Probably actually joking around.





You still suck at this game.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/24/2006 11:48 PM

sincerely hopes Queen is employing the same rhetorical device she referenced



Stop sounding like me! You're increasing my vajayjay secretions!

Chit 178,781 15
04/25/2006 12:05 AM

A better totally new concept is racial tolerance.





Every day we avoid total annihilation of any one of the many races in this country, I consider it to be a shining example of racial tolerance.

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 12:08 AM

You still suck at this game.



Okay, wow. You so totally win. I will bow down and grovel in submissive servility as I let your waves of extreme comedic prowess wash over me. Watch as I shrink to the size of a mere knock-knock joke while your towering wit and charm loom over me, crushing my every dream and hope of ever saying anything chuckle-worthy. I do not deserve to breathe the same air as such an accomplished comedian and hereby volunteer myself for public lynching.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:08 AM

Navy Boy, you should really pay more attention to me.

pendy 987 8
04/25/2006 12:08 AM

"Mind of Mencia" just came on, and Carlos Menia is reason enough to promote racial intolerance.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:12 AM

<action> thanks Canal Boy for the laugh.</action>

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/25/2006 12:15 AM

Okay, wow. You so totally win. I will bow down and grovel in submissive servility as I let your waves of extreme comedic prowess wash over me. Watch as I shrink to the size of a mere knock-knock joke while your towering wit and charm loom over me, crushing my every dream and hope of ever saying anything chuckle-worthy. I do not deserve to breathe the same air as such an accomplished comedian and hereby volunteer myself for public lynching.





Well, thank you, but I'm really not all that funny.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:15 AM

Sucking is a special talent most men really appreciate.

pendy 987 8
04/25/2006 12:16 AM

Then you must be very popular with the boys

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/25/2006 12:19 AM

I like this Canal person.



I do not like Pendy.



I want to touch Chance in her nono spot.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:20 AM

<action>wonders why Pendy's YIM is broken.</action>Only the naughty boys.

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/25/2006 12:20 AM

I wasn't done yet....



While HC watches.



RAWR.

pendy 987 8
04/25/2006 12:24 AM

I don't use YIM...so technically its not broken.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:27 AM

<action>purrs in rabid sucksession.</action>

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 61,976 36
04/25/2006 12:28 AM

GABbing since 2001



Canal ain't no n00b, Trae, he's bonafide!

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:31 AM

Tacorific, I don't think anyone said that CanalPal is a n00b. Did they?

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 12:31 AM

I've been in and out, yeah.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:34 AM

Trae, you're pretty amazing. You rock. I love you babe.



That is all.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:36 AM

I've been in and out, yeah.



Hello Sailor!

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 12:41 AM

The main reason I sailed out of this joint in the first place was people were always so Frost-ing worried about being in charge, worried about being the head honcho. It was some sick struggle to be the biggest Emerson - they disregarded true humor and instead payed closer attention to tenure, worrying about who said what instead of what was being said.



And they all probably listened to Shakespearety music.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:44 AM

Ooooh this kinda talk is going to make Hat's tat flair up all ugly like.



Canal Pal, I haven't met you before, but I'm very glad you're back talkin happy smack.

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 12:48 AM

Only happy smack I use is the kind that goes in this infected, oozing vein in my right forearm.



But yeah, it's good to be back. I probably won't stick around, but thanks for making me feel like a human being.

Queen of Quirkles 16,937 8
04/25/2006 12:57 AM

infected, oozing vein in my right forearm.





You had me at hello heroin.

Max Planck 18,881 12
04/25/2006 03:39 AM

It took three posts for Vlad to be completely ignored. </pity>

SquidBoy 19,912 12
04/25/2006 05:54 AM

Navy Boy, you should really pay more attention to me.



This implies that perhaps you were trying to get my attention. Did I miss something?



Or should I simply pay more attention to you because you are who you are and I should bow before thine greatness?

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/25/2006 07:24 AM

It took three posts for Vlad to be completely ignored.



That's three more posts than Vlad expected to get. Most Gabbers have the attention span of cheese.

Gorcarella Reggikato 41,132 13
04/25/2006 07:27 AM

<action>steps up with a cracker</action>I heard you got cheese. Any pepper jack?

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/25/2006 07:42 AM

No, Vlad has no pepper. And stop calling Vlad Jack!

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 08:24 AM

Hey, can we start talking about me and how cool I am again? plsthx

Piquantrax - Tourist Season 8,691 9
04/25/2006 08:28 AM

I can't believe nobody has made a gay joke. I mean his name is Nydus Canal.

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 08:33 AM

Oh for the love of god, a nydus canal is used to transport zerg troops subterraneously.

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/25/2006 08:43 AM

Canal is cool.

Canal is not a n00b.

Canal is not banal.

Canal.

Piquantrax - Tourist Season 8,691 9
04/25/2006 08:47 AM

Oh for the love of god, a nydus canal is used to transport zerg troops subterraneously.



So what you're saying is, you still live in your parents' basement?

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 08:51 AM

In 2001, I was a proud occupant of my parent's basement, but now I party it up with all sorts of bitches and 40s in my own house, which has a newly installed nydus canal right next to the pit where I bury all my dead bodies.



I had a rough childhood.

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/25/2006 09:05 AM

Tell them about that time you barely survived that knife fight with Einstein and had to plug your jugular with a wine cork to survive!



(oh yes I did!)

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 09:12 AM

Ah, memories. That was the catalyst leading me to discover gravity and overthrow the Ottoman Empire.



How is Atlanta this time of year, anyway?

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/25/2006 09:17 AM

Atlanta... hmmmm... an exordium of temporal distortion lately.



But I'm listening to some excellent music to get me through the morning.



How's San Diego treating you?

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
04/25/2006 09:18 AM

Atlanta... hmmmm... an exordium of temporal distortion lately.



I love when you talk like that, all smart and stuff.

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/25/2006 09:22 AM

If only I could take credit for it...

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 09:25 AM

San Diego is currently expirencing the kind of early morning twilight that ocurrs only when you've been awake all night trying to cram for a geography midterm.



I've been listening to a track of white noise on loop, hoping it would provide me with some kind of epiphany or at the very least some introspection. Instead, it's just making me forget everything I've read about the adaptive reuse of industrial buildings...

Trae: The Decider! 156,790 17
04/25/2006 09:37 AM

I find that often white noise can lead to a dreamers paradox, thereby thrusting the person listening into that world half in and half out of sleep...



Good luck on the exam. Remember, North is up.

Nydus Canal 490 11
04/25/2006 09:41 AM

Thanks, sometimes I confuse altitude with the cardinal directions. I'm totally gonna cheat by drawing a compass rose on the palm of my hand.

Everyones Grudge 2,480 11
04/25/2006 09:50 AM

<action>drools a little</action>

Pubah, Don Quixoti's Bastard Son 56,805 18
04/25/2006 01:30 PM

Ebonic Plague



It's roots can be traced to po white trash who infected African Slaves with lazy diction, disjointed syntax and general butchery of The Queens English.